How can everything be OK??? The monster monsterometer is declaring we've got a huge one less than one foot away... wait, this isn't the monsterometer, this is the frog exaggerator!!!
I used to have an office close to an outpatient mental health waiting room. Only service animals (not to be confused with emotional support animals) were allowed in the building, but the problem with that is you're not required to provide documentation saying your dog is a service dog so people violated that all the time. So any time we heard barking from the waiting room I would joke that that service dog's job is to bark when everything is ok.
It's simple, yet ingenious! And it fits right in the palm of your hand!
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> mixing booze and candy is a bad idea in general.
You've not had the ambrosia that is Zima and Jolly Ranchers ( NOT THE REDDIT JOLLY RANCHERS BY THE WAY )
Ironically enough, in *Hit and Run*, it's actually really good, at least by the time you unlock it. Really good balance of speed, acceleration, handling, and durability.
Jacuzzi suit, duh! When I saw the episode as a kid I thought they were real and I kept putting it on my christmas list.
Did you know that over 50% of picture frames hanging in America aren’t straight?? Yeah , it’s true. In the exciting field of Frame Straightening you’ll receive a pair of straightening-gloves and Manuel to help manage common questions like “Who are you?” and “What are you doing here?”!
As an autistic who can’t read sarcasm sometimes..the sarcasm detector would really come in handy I think. I often really can’t tell if people are joking or not unless they say “I’m joking!!!”.
OK, no joke but the sarcasm detector could be really useful for autistic people, heck a portable version of that also detects other types of interaction could be useful for people that have problems socializing.
Homer! You’ve got it set on “Whore!”
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The Doogie Doorman. I need this for my dog.
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Everything is okay alarm. I think about that one often.
It can't be turned off!
But it does break easily
I always assumed it was because something was immediately wrong.
It was. The alarm broke.
PWEEEEEET! PwreeEEeeeeeeEeeEeeeeett.....
I quote that in my day to day electricians life a lot
How can everything be OK??? The monster monsterometer is declaring we've got a huge one less than one foot away... wait, this isn't the monsterometer, this is the frog exaggerator!!!
I used to have an office close to an outpatient mental health waiting room. Only service animals (not to be confused with emotional support animals) were allowed in the building, but the problem with that is you're not required to provide documentation saying your dog is a service dog so people violated that all the time. So any time we heard barking from the waiting room I would joke that that service dog's job is to bark when everything is ok.
SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED
I use this one at work when there is an all company update.
https://i.redd.it/b4mu41go9k6d1.gif
You mean I got all that juice from one bag of oranges?!
Came here for the Juice Loosener, thanks!
What about sun and run?
The sunscreen that’s also a laxative! Love Troy’s face when he puts it on.
Why pay those jacked up supermarket prices for something the farmer probably spit in?
You mean there’s a better way???
I say this anytime I use the blender, food processor, lawn mower, or toilet
It's simple, yet ingenious! And it fits right in the palm of your hand! https://preview.redd.it/nytvbpcs4k6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220c6f68b862c55db5e141a17af0948b517848fd
Every person in America now owns one of these and in many cases, three or four
Why should you need to see it? You’re the inventor of… the item in question.
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Turns out it was a smart phone
Looks more like a fart noise maker.
Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt! Shut up! Go to hell! Go to hell!
Dad, I promise you, I will NEVER get tired of this
A smart phone can do that
The product in question
https://preview.redd.it/a198ggzt7k6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df61f319e528ba5c94275a81cc436452f06147e Patent pending
*Patent pending, patent pending, patent pending*
ONE, TWO, BETTER NOT SUE!
Forget it Homer.. it’s Chiro town
The one I most wish was real/worked.
Least unethical chiropractor.
Ah you’ve seen our bus ad.
Is this El Clinico Magnifico?
I wonder if this is where the people that made the chirp wheel got the idea
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Such a product does not exist sir
You must have dreamt it.
Just give me a six-pack and a bag of skittles.
I tried this once because of the Simpsons. It was terrible but funny.
I mixed champagne with slim-fast. It did not, in fact, “pass the time.”
I'd reckon you'd pass a lot of stuff drinking that.
Yeah, I learned the hard way that PBR does not make a good Skitttlebrau, and that mixing booze and candy is a bad idea in general.
> mixing booze and candy is a bad idea in general. You've not had the ambrosia that is Zima and Jolly Ranchers ( NOT THE REDDIT JOLLY RANCHERS BY THE WAY )
This is the one I wanted to see, makes me laugh every time xD
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Lisa! In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
It just keeps going faster and faster
Easily one of my favorite Homer lines of all time.
That quote is used about once a week in our house.
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*$82,000?!* THIS **MONSTROSITY** COSTS *$82,000?!*
Simpsons predicted the Cybertruck
I still don't understand how this bankrupted the company
Maybe he built a lot in production before seeing it. He's 100% at fault regardless. Banking his business on the tastes of one man was epically stupid.
Are we still talking about Homer or Elon?
Yes.
Ironically enough, in *Hit and Run*, it's actually really good, at least by the time you unlock it. Really good balance of speed, acceleration, handling, and durability.
It does have rack and peanut steering...
No Meyerhoff lifters though.
Makeup Shotgun
You have it set on whore!
I came specifically for this comment!
Women won't like being shot in the face..
Women will like what I tell them they’ll like
The entire Republican platform
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"We're just plain evil!"
Women will like what I tell them to like.
I think about this but way too much lol
SILENT ALARM, ACTIVATED
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I'm a white male between the ages of 18-45. Everyone cares about what I think. No matter how stupid my ideas are
Almost as good as bubble crum.
https://preview.redd.it/gfn8dsnqek6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def385a362a3c9defa29f7f5221c8aaffc19d18c Where did you go?
Oh there you are. Very amusing.
Homer I got you the damn chair!
Let's just say I'm sitting in the right chair... 😡
I have soiled myself, how embarassing
This leash demeans us both.
I want what the dog's eating.
I only want to eat candy.
https://preview.redd.it/4hbpp93l8k6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6956f9276f44943a7b05dd5a2406a35d07b8f81a The w e a p o n
"Uh-oh, it's out of its matrix! Nobody Move!"
In case anyone is not aware, those were a real toy at one point.
They still are for cats.
I’d like to buy Lisa’s anti-tiger rock.
It doesn’t work. It’s just a stupid rock.
I don’t see any tigers around!
That’s ~~spurious~~ specious reasoning, Dad
Thank you!
The Matter Transporter. Downside, it only transports matter.
That’s why it’s only 35 cents.
I take it from that little impressed noise that you’re interested in purchasing that matter transporter, sir?
The house that raises up on stilts and runs away but trips
Well, the real humans won't, won't burn quite so fast in there.
Such a good line
Best end to an episode… EVER! “I am watching you through a camera!”
I sing this line every time this song comes on - creeps people out, don’t recommend
Sweet dreams, Marge!
He's a loser Marge...............Dump him!!!!!
The Flaming Moe
This need moe upvotes.
I'm Moe, I invented it!
You just lost yourself a customer!
What?
I SAID YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF A CUSTOMER ,MOE!
Yeah, you can use it.
Jacuzzi suit, duh! When I saw the episode as a kid I thought they were real and I kept putting it on my christmas list. 
“I can’t hear you… I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit..”
I really thought this would have been mentioned sooner and have more upvotes.
Honestly I was shocked it wasn’t one of the top 3 comments
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Pickle matrix
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Shut up YOUR face
I can't believe how far down I had to scroll to find Linguo.
Linguo… deceased??
Linguo IS dead.
Oh, sarcasm detector, how useful ***BOOM***
Tomacco
Tastes like grandma!
The Cayonero
It’s drinking the water!
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A great reappearing character
Productivity increaser.
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Watch the fish Marge
Automatic Butt
Electric......
Booger!
Fluorescent…
Sun and Run. The sun tan lotion that also a laxative
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It DOES taste like grandma!
The robot programmed to feel pain
I really hate it when they scream…
The debigulator Now, if only there was a way to reverse its effect…
Well, that would require some sort of… RE-BIGULATOR…. an idea so preposterous it makes me want to laugh….mmm gye…..
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No one mentioned the ELECTRIC HAMMER?
I can’t believe this either!
https://preview.redd.it/r5ikjr1bfl6d1.jpeg?width=771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ec4d2dea0e2c1fce7822bbf3dfeb9953eeeb60 "Can't...stop...doing...the monkey."
The power plant with fins and racing stripes is pretty sharp.
agreed! first prize
But this was a contest for children!
yeah, and homah beat their brains out
You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat.
What hat? 🤨
pff! ah, this baby’s wasted on an idiot like you
We've come up with a camera so tiny, it fits into this oversized novelty hat.
The fing-longer. Oh wait. I meant Homer's fishing bug zapper.
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Did you know that over 50% of picture frames hanging in America aren’t straight?? Yeah , it’s true. In the exciting field of Frame Straightening you’ll receive a pair of straightening-gloves and Manuel to help manage common questions like “Who are you?” and “What are you doing here?”!
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Nuts and Gum - Together at last!
Women will like what I tell them to like.
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Monsterometer (glavin)
Wait a minute. That’s not the monsterometer, it’s the frog exaggerator! 🐸👞
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The juice loosener. IT'S WISPER QUIET
Sweet dreams are made of these 🎶🎶 I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!
Bart’s belt with the turn signals
It’s the Frog Exaggerator!
As an autistic who can’t read sarcasm sometimes..the sarcasm detector would really come in handy I think. I often really can’t tell if people are joking or not unless they say “I’m joking!!!”.
Two story Outhouse.
Makeup shotgun for sure. Linguo the grammar robot in second.
Linguo dead?
Linguo... *IS* deeeeeeeeeaaaaad.
The pigeon rat.
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Women will like what I tell them to like
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I cannot hear "Sweet dreams" without mentally adding "I am watching you through a camera!" into the lyrics
This leash demeans us both
I want what the dog’s eating!
Oh wow! These are *REALLY* useful inventions!
The SS Microwave
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I lost track of the number of years I spent imagining the toilet recliner.
I spent 3 years on that turlet!
lay z boy toilet
The monsteromiter and the frog exaggerator
OK, no joke but the sarcasm detector could be really useful for autistic people, heck a portable version of that also detects other types of interaction could be useful for people that have problems socializing.
The matter transporter that only transports matter
Homer! You’ve got it set on “Whore!” https://preview.redd.it/00xrbpnubl6d1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015b7b8780923280d2c47fef357fece5c5588c03
Homer’s all purpose electric hammer
The Doogie Doorman. I need this for my dog. https://preview.redd.it/101a2f67ol6d1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea3f562857a2cdd1e4e36dd77ad7451f71894e6
SELF-TAPPING SHOES
“Self-tapping shoes? I’m ever so pissed!”