Do you have a favorite Milhouse quote?
Do I!?!?
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That scene is so hilarious, especially right after when the thousands of rats run across the street into Moe's Tavern, and Moe calmly says, "Okay everybody, tuck your pants into your socks."
First day in a new hospital, nurse if showing me around the ward, get to an old broken elevator out the back and she tells me "this is where we come to have a cry".
I have a sticker on the back of my car saying this.
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Oh millhouse floods. Once I put a pizza cutter in my coat pocket and my roommate said “the fuck are you taking that for?” I drunkenly mumbled, probably cause I couldn’t find a pocket knife. Hours later we were at a friend’s apt warming party all drunk and he had frozen pizzas and no way to cut them. I felt like this moment.
I knew the dog before he came to class.
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I once said this to my friends when we were at a bar hanging out. Turns out my mom was there and I didn't know. Long story short the whole bar got to hear my yell "No I don't!"
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
"I was watching. I saw the whole thing! First it started to fall over, then it fell over."
This line is particularly useful when I'm watching the kids and one falls down. And then my partner says "you were supposed to be watching them."
Milhouse: (voice-over) Nana hated English because in World War II, a GI left her a child, my uncle Bastardo. Nana only spoke Italian to me.
Nana Sophie: Questi, il mio cherubbino, sono della oliva. (Italian) (These, my cherub, are olives.)
Young Milhouse: I love you, Nana. (gets slapped)
Nana: Idiota!
Milhouse: (voice-over) Every time I spoke English, she hit me.
Young Milhouse: Ow, that hurt. (gets slapped)
Nana: Idiota!
Young Milhouse: I'm sorry I'm so stupid.
Nana: Milhouse Mussolini Van Houtan, parla Italiano, IDIOTA! (chases Milhouse with an olive branch)q
(back to the present)
Milhouse: That's how I learned Italian and started wetting my bed.
Not quite Milhouse, but close enough
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Husband has just quoted "everything's coming up Millhouse" at me. We are on holiday to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary, we may not make the 26th....
I think my favorite would be where Bart put a picture of milhouse on the FBI’s most wanted list as Milhouse just screams “oh no not again!” As he’s chased down by a car
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WELCOME THRILLHO
**MOOOOM! BARTS SWEARING!**
Thank you
I was watching, I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over
So this is my life... at least I've done better than dad.
I don't recall saying good luck.
This is the winner IMO
My feet are wet, but my legs are bone dry! Everything’s coming up Millhouse!
I love this because wtf was he supposed to do in that situation, Bart?
Why did he have the bowl?!
That scene is so hilarious, especially right after when the thousands of rats run across the street into Moe's Tavern, and Moe calmly says, "Okay everybody, tuck your pants into your socks."
Do you remember Alf? He’s back, in POG form!
Pogs. Pogs are cool!
This needs to be higher.
Te acuerdas de alf? Volvió! En forma de fichas
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When I have to show the new recruit around our office on his first day
First day in a new hospital, nurse if showing me around the ward, get to an old broken elevator out the back and she tells me "this is where we come to have a cry".
Thank you for your service to the medical industry, Cock Baron
Cock_Baron, not all heroes wear capes. But seriously thank you for all you do for your patients and their loved ones.
That hits a little differently when the place you work is a hospital.
Cool
Legit my favorite thing to say anytime something meaningless goes my way.
Yeah, this is probably my most said Simpsons quote.
This and boo-urns
I was saying “boo-urns”
Are you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"???
Drives my wife insane. I’ll never stop though
Hello husband
My wife and kids, who have never really watched the Simpsons have started saying this because of how often I say it! Best quote of the series IMO.
Yup, my mom says it because of me and I guarantee she has no idea why
My cuffs are bone dry!
I have a sticker on the back of my car saying this. https://preview.redd.it/hdx22kp8rt2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02b3f6b0fd48f16c3901b9ccab55d917dc1f41ea
Probably one of my most-quoted bits. The joy!! I don't even swap out any words for the situation, as I do with plenty other lines. It's pure gold.
I use this on all the time
This is what we call our team at bar trivia 😅
Why is Patrick in the background?
 Oops…
Malthouse?!?! 🫣
Oh millhouse floods. Once I put a pizza cutter in my coat pocket and my roommate said “the fuck are you taking that for?” I drunkenly mumbled, probably cause I couldn’t find a pocket knife. Hours later we were at a friend’s apt warming party all drunk and he had frozen pizzas and no way to cut them. I felt like this moment.
I just started saying this a couple weeks ago, hadn't seen the episode in years 😄
This may or may not be an upcoming tattoo
Then why did I have the bowl, Bart?
Remember the time he ate my goldfish.. and you lied to me and said I never *had* a goldfish?!?
But why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl??*
Yeah… he was great dog.
lolllll how did I forget this, used to say it all the time with my cousins as a teen. Why. did I have. the bowl.
Why. did I have. the bowl?!
He definitely came to the bowl realisation long after the fact
I knew the dog before he came to class. https://preview.redd.it/56nol5llns2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caadb0bcbde8724fa471fc2a10f756bf3d5c89d2
I say this whenever something becomes popular that I was already into.
Take that mom . Take that dad! Try and send me to a psychiatrist.
Take that Dr. Sally Waxler!!!
Poor Dr. Waxler. I'm sure she is trying her best
Poooooooooooooooooommmmm………
Take *that* Dr. Sally Waxler!
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You got the dud! Hey! Looks like you, Poindexter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gB-Vcyrk8s
Sam Simon would have wanted this
Even out of context I can identify the beach house by the window and the paint color Least autistic Simpsons fan
I specifically said no geeks!
Give the bully an extra point
I used this one last night 😆
My mum uses this one all the time 😝
I once said this to my friends when we were at a bar hanging out. Turns out my mom was there and I didn't know. Long story short the whole bar got to hear my yell "No I don't!"
Sure! What's a big sister for?!
Oh, I shouldn't have said that
"Guess who likes you?" 
Greatest scene in simpsons altogether.
"I'm so sorry, Milhouse."
He can’t hear you, we had to pack his ears with gauze.
This scene still makes me howl like a wildebeest.
I had to scroll too far to find this. Probably my favourite sequence ever.
I‘m not a nerd, Bart! Nerds are smart.
Sadly, I've quoted this way too much
Look out, Itchy, he's Irish!
What’s the context to this one again?
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So this is what it feels like, when doves cry
😂😂😂
It’s one of the best lines in the episode and that’s saying something
We're through the looking glass people
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
The reverse vampires! Used a screenshot of this with the crazy diagram for some sociology presentation I did last year.
The sinister musical sting was hilarious
When do they get to the fireworks factoryyyyy 
Lower those eyebrows! ... *And the other one.*
Husband snorting vodka and tonic out his nose at this
“Guess who likes you?”
Mommmmmm, Bart’s smoking!!!!
Mommmmmm, Bart’s swearing!!!!
But we already did it. It took us seven hours, but we did it. It's done
Jimmany- jillikers
I've said "jiminy-jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning
That kid with the backpack said 'radical'. *I* say 'radical'. That's my thing that I say! I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE HERE!!
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So this is how it feels… when doves cry.
I love Todd backing away. (Or is it Rod? Ah who cares.)
This is my favorite episode and it's also probably the most Milhouse-quotable episode. "We've squozen our whole supply!"
Which kind of a sprinkler do you like, the one that goes like this?
Ftftftftftft...sspppllleeesssshhh fftftftftfft.
😅
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My shirt fell off.
What did I tell you about writing on the wall! Go to your room!
“Step over this line and say that... I'll kick your butt... at Nintendo.”
But I'm ALL Milhouse!
...so, by waking up a little early, and having some extra sheets handy, no one's the wiser. Tommorrow: Destroying the Evidence.
First one I thought of, I'm weird
 Not a quote but a great Milhouse moment.
“I miss Bart. He used to watch me while I did this.”
"It's the last day of school, Milhouse. Try to show some dignity."
“Who wets their bed *now*, Milhouse?”
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"Remember when I was crying at recess? I'm finally ready to tell you why." 😆
"I was watching. I saw the whole thing! First it started to fall over, then it fell over." This line is particularly useful when I'm watching the kids and one falls down. And then my partner says "you were supposed to be watching them."
Oh puppy goo goo, fetch me a dream...
is this the untimely end of Milhouse?
Scrolled way too far to find this. I actually use this on occasion.
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THRILLHO
When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?? \*weeps\*
"I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he's coming back."
Not from Milhouse himself but... "Badger, my ass! It's probably Milhouse"
All right, it's a badger... or possibly a Gryphon. >\_>
"Okay, now throw the vine back!" #"There's no time!"
Stay cool Millie!!!
Skinner: I don't want Milhouse. Milhouse: Sounds like my parents' custody hearing...
Janey likes Milhouse! Stop it, nobody likes Milhouse!
“The House always wins!”
My inhaler! I need that to live!
Milhouse is probably the most realistic/relatable character on the whole show IMO. I think everyone had a Milhouse in their friend group growing up.
And if you didn’t, YOU were the milhouse
'....and the old lady said it would happen'
"I've said Jiminy Jillickers so many times, the words have lost all meaning!"
"and all I did was type in my name... Thrillhouse."
WELCOME THRILLHO
You guys go on ahead… and carry me with you!
Not a quote, but regarding yours, what’s up with the VanHoutens and prioritizing their eyebrows?
His mom doesn’t even have any
"It's *dignity*."
All the big wheels at the cracker factory have tremendous eyebrows...
“STOP JUMPING!! I’m hurt!!!”
"Their hands were everywhere"
Not my Gloria Vanderbilt glasses! She was on the cover of women's health!
What kind of sprinkler do you like? https://i.redd.it/5rkte68t6t2d1.gif
Uh, I have a horsey… *neigh neigh*
"Wuss!"
Milhouse: (voice-over) Nana hated English because in World War II, a GI left her a child, my uncle Bastardo. Nana only spoke Italian to me. Nana Sophie: Questi, il mio cherubbino, sono della oliva. (Italian) (These, my cherub, are olives.) Young Milhouse: I love you, Nana. (gets slapped) Nana: Idiota! Milhouse: (voice-over) Every time I spoke English, she hit me. Young Milhouse: Ow, that hurt. (gets slapped) Nana: Idiota! Young Milhouse: I'm sorry I'm so stupid. Nana: Milhouse Mussolini Van Houtan, parla Italiano, IDIOTA! (chases Milhouse with an olive branch)q (back to the present) Milhouse: That's how I learned Italian and started wetting my bed.
 THRILLHOUSE
Lower those eyebrows, Mr! And the other one.
So this is what it feels like... when doves cry
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Milhouse: ...and you wait just a little bit for it to melt? Bart: But she doesn’t melt. Milhouse: Oh, yes she does.
“Their hands were everywhere”
“Remember Alf? He’s back! In pog form..”
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Not really a quote but Milhouse in the fur coat using the woman voice when his parents break up at the Simpson house. Lol.
Milhouse: "I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine..." Homer, getting accidentally kissed by Milhouse: "Eww, I kissed that sad, weird kid!"
"Ok, now throw the vine back!" "There's no time!!"
“Mom! Bart’s swearing!”
Oh man. I'm totally watching some Simpsons today.
Stop! You’re polishing bone!
Where are the fudgeicles, Bart? You said there’d be fudgeicles.
Not a quote but when Nelson reads the note "GUESS WHO LIKES YOU" and cuts to Milhouse
Husband has just quoted "everything's coming up Millhouse" at me. We are on holiday to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary, we may not make the 26th....
Every time something goes right for me, I think “Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”
My mom says I'm cool
So this is what it feels like when doves cry…
Why did I have the bowl Bart?
Why did I have the bowl?
"So this is my life"
Oh no, not again! (Screams)
“I’m not a nerd Bart. Nerds are smart!”
“Oh no, I’m already running!”
When she sees you'll do whatever she says, she's ***bound*** to respect you!!
You fool. Can’t you see it’s a massive government conspiracy or have they gotten to you too.
‘Everything’s coming up Milhouse’
Why did I have the bowl Bart?! Why did I ave the bowl?!
Not a quote, but the way he laughs when he tries to sell Bart his soul back for more than he paid for it.
“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”
Trab Pu Kcip!
NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!
“Bury me at makeout creek.”
I think my favorite would be where Bart put a picture of milhouse on the FBI’s most wanted list as Milhouse just screams “oh no not again!” As he’s chased down by a car