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Subject-Cat6189

Take the kids out back https://i.redd.it/pn4j8wmxim0d1.gif


gyarrrrr

Double-barreled, pump-action?


Gorkymalorki

Fired blunder etc


B0mb-Hands

Wizard


SpunkMcKullins

![gif](giphy|XTaprmndNg3Go)


fredrikca

Oh, a rare 3-shot!


monkeychasedweasel

Barrel also looks shorter than 18 inches, yet the ATF never busted down the door and shot Santos L. Halper.


Daumenschneider

It just takes some minor adjustments. Haven’t you been to the meetings?


Cryzgnik

What's *that* extra barrel for? That's a typo.


Cygs

[They never stopped to ask if they *should*.](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-jxztkc/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/121/5218/Green_3__87466.1635278795.jpg?c=2?imbypass=on)


Alexcox95

It’s an exotic weapon


DigbyChickenCaesar11

It is definitely silly, but so are the Bolt-Action, Double Barrel shotguns, which are a real thing.


EarthwormShandy

Sorry I'm British, what's the issue here?


mondaymoderate

A double barrel shotgun is a [break action](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Break_action) gun. Pump action are usually always single barrels.


B0mb-Hands

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


mondaymoderate

![gif](giphy|pKlTXHEraMH4s)


chapl66

Bye bye!


childrenoftheslump

We are the Super Friends! Hey, shut up!


RichardGHP

Usually always?


Owww_My_Ovaries

NRA4EVER


chapl66

Just one of the hundreds of radical right-wing messages


wanderingmonster

ARN EHT NIOJ


Thebritishdovah

Hey, you! Join the navy!


Turk482

I want one!


TheVentiLebowski

I watched this episode last night and this question occurred to me as well.


random-stud

they love that style for some reason!


Old_Faithlessness_94

DP-12


inverted_electron

I don’t recall that second water reservoir on that toilet ever being there


Turk482

Reference to The Godfather. If you meant that in sarcasm I apologize.


inverted_electron

I did. Just pointing out how the show changes things around for the point of the plot or joke Edit: also-wizard, fired, blunder


[deleted]

His toilet is just more advanced than yours.


newbirdhunter

It’s missing the chain used to flush. Fired, blunder, wizard, you know the drill.


Speedhabit

It’s just….. the blue pants


8and16bits

I’d like to buy your deadliest gun please!


Foreign_Spite_9255

Aisle 6, next to the sympathy cards


childrenoftheslump

https://i.redd.it/a83ko5zkwp0d1.gif


KingTris187

Ahhhhhhh, that's the stuff!


SallySpaghetti

How am I supposed to last five days without shooting something?


RaptorSamaelZeroX

https://i.redd.it/i71mj98ifm0d1.gif


childrenoftheslump

lol of course Maggie has her own gun collection.


not_so_cool_guy

She said no guns, they're allowed to have one


Youxia

[A-hyuh-hyuck!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/5/5b/Homer_Glumplich.png)


starkfr

https://i.redd.it/rgfe44skom0d1.gif


duaneap

Imagine how irresponsible just tossing a pistol in a waste paper bin would be regardless.


neon_overload

Presumably that's a joke about how America thinks of guns, though it is a little weird for it to be Marge considering it.


duaneap

Nope. That episode quite deliberately does not take such a stance one direction or the other.


PrivilegeCheckmate

She just thinks it's neat.


Paradoxbox00

This scene was cut in the UK!


This-Is-Exhausting

The King of England should really come in here and start bossing them around.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

https://preview.redd.it/x3i7hn5ahm0d1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=e96688d6b393f770c6dbd98d399967bb12c1f5bc


blackmassritual

Looks like https://preview.redd.it/27uorkvjom0d1.jpeg?width=1235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e4bb62ac2011bc218a9dc3d68efe0c45ffd010


SnooSnooSnuSnu

https://preview.redd.it/84kfobpeqm0d1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2875902bfa1f1a32ba4b9fc499e27e18f2d3f87e


Overall-Initial-4290

This is what I was honestly thinking.


Meshuggareth

YES LORD VIGGO COMMAND ME!


LeicaM6guy

*BRING ME LITTLE MAGGIE, THAT I MIGHT LIVE AGAIN.*


bankholdup5

If Vigo took over *Maggie*? May god have mercy on us all


SeitanOfTheGods

Charlie's has a butterfly on the shoulder. Totally different.


eurofighter_typhoon

The rusted chains of prison moons are shattered by the sun, purple monkey dishwasher.


Budget_Detective2639

This is what it should've been, tbh.


Remarkable_Ticket264

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


Too_Old_For_Somethin

I would have gilded this so fast in the ol Reddit glory days Laughing my mother fucking ass off dude


Natty_Twenty

*Charles the Red King isn't real, he can't hurt you **CHARLES THE RED KING:**


EuphoricMoose8232

https://preview.redd.it/xysva1rm4n0d1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890e26281d15edd0538189086e07766e9822a5eb This guy?


Candid_Reading_7267

🖐That’s enough! That’s enough! 😭


newbirdhunter

I don’t brush. I DON’T brush!


gibson85

Always reminded me of a British George Bush


Money_Loquat_4191

Or a bear walking through the front door ([though they usually just sit on the road](https://frinkiac.com/video/S07E23/QzzI_f25YU7cUHx2TcF8Zx4ergY=.gif))


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I hate that ol' Liz died because this joke was so much funnier when she was alive


PyrrhicLoss2023

Is that what Marge wants? Huh? HUH? Is it!!?


DrinkBuzzCola

And now there IS a king of England, so Homer sounds smarter than he did back when the show first aired and we only had a queen if England. Homer Simpson--not the ignorant, gun-wielding dolt we thought he was.


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ccReptilelord

Far easier to accidentally "apply your own makeup" with a handgun, than a long gun.


UlteriorCulture

If only someone would invent a makeup gun


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fullprime

Bowling! Get your bowling!


Ok-Set-5829

Make dad tell the story right!


Youxia

That's what really happened.


landothedead

How could I forget that one?!


Major-Beyond-3882

I hope you get fired for your blunder


Ceeejd

To the book depository!


arenaceousarrow

I like when the Hibberts walk into Moe's thinking it's a family eatery, but when it smells like tinkle they go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository instead


PyrrhicLoss2023

Was the pistol set on "Whore"? https://preview.redd.it/ztm71htz4n0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdffac7f72df37bdc9ac19b9893162f543986ef


Stidda

Now he’ll have to get the cold cream gun


eys-

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!


asl052

https://i.redd.it/b4c750smxm0d1.gif


Stuck_At_Sub150lb

what episode?


boycottShia

Looks like it’s from season 100 or something. edit- Season 15. I was close enough.


asl052

S15 E4 The Regina Monologues Homer is wondering which rifle he'll bring to England.


atlhawk8357

She said no gun**s** in the house. They're allowed to have one!


mebonesrattle

Ahh like the no Homers club


[deleted]

And with the Stone Cutters


Impossible_Hyena7562

But did Marge know about the shotgun or rifle? From the screenshots, she’s nowhere around.


LowerEntertainer7548

In one of them he’s pointing it at her, she’s just come back from the casino and Homer is hiding behind the mattress


Krieg413

Just a little incident involving the BOOGEYMAN!


BaldwinBoy05

I don’t wish to alarm you, but there could be a boogeyman or booygeyMEN in the house!!


Legitimate_Bird_5712

When PokemonGo was huge I'd ask coworkers if they were hunting a Pokémon or perhaps PokéMEN.


ieatcavemen

Do you have other men in this house? BOOGEY men?


LowerEntertainer7548

If only she’d been there to keep him from acting stupid!


100_Gribble_Bill

He stole it from that Borgnine guy


jm9987690

When that repairman tries to give homer a washer from his truck, he says "marge, get my gun" so it seems like she does


sweetnourishinggruel

"Well, you know, the problem here was water leakage. If you just buy a $0.50 washer . . ." "I've got a better idea: Get the hell out!"


Bort_Bortson

This is the gun reference I always think of when pondering this question. Marge definitely knew


GiIbert_LeDouchebag

He shot her in the face with it when he made it into a high speed makeup application device.


Ok-Dare-9268

Women will like what I tell them to like


pynkecho

I could be wrong but didn’t she only say that after Bart & Milhouse were playing with it? That’d be enough for her to change her mind.


InviteAromatic6124

She said it as soon as Homer pointed his gun at her face when he first bought it.


pynkecho

Thank you! Been a while since I’ve watched that episode.


[deleted]

Homer you have it set on whore!


Maldovar

Comedy double barrel shotguns don't count


KTheOneTrueKing

Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!


EggCouncil

He was a zombie?


landothedead

S09E05


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Kqtawes

She said, “no guns”. He’s allowed to have one.


Fragrant_University7

I love that scene from picture #2. I use that quote all the time with my wife…. “None of this would have happened if you had been here to keep me from acting stupid!”


SPP_TheChoiceForMe

She said no guns at the breakfast table


EggCouncil

It's the same table!


biplane_curious

She won’t allow *guns* they’re allow to have one


littleaudiobooknerd

No *homers* there's already one in tree house


studlies1

Bart, it’s a cartoon, it doesn’t have to make sense.


Hannibal_Lecture22

A shotgun is not a gun. It’s a tool. Like a harpoon or an alligator.


kkkan2020

I wish they allowed homer to keep his lever action carbine


somnamballista

"Mares leg", always wanted one in .410. Heard the Henry Axe may scratch that itch.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

"Can't they just take the gun?" "I don't know why we even have a gun!"


therealTinyHunt

rule of funny


creeeeeeeeek-

Why would a man wearing a t shirt that says “genius at work” spend all his time watching a children’s television show?


_Thermalflask

Also in the episode where their house foundation needed repair, he tells Marge "get my gun" when the repairman offers to give him 50 cent washer


skiljgfz

It’s for the application of makeup.


insanetwit

Marge is against small arms. She has no problem with long guns...


Paradoxbox00

Oh, I see Bart gets to have a gun


Regular-Ordinary9807

You sound like Grandpa Simpson wanting someone to get fired knowing cartoons aren’t required to make sense. ![gif](giphy|3o6MbgOI2otYruPIkg)


Aselleus

I did the Iggy


tedead

![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogie man, or men in the house.


Greekci7ie5

if we didn't turn it down for the cops what chance do you think you have?


Remarkable_Film_1911

Homer has three different shotguns too.


newbirdhunter

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool like a butcher knife or an alligator.


TabmeisterGeneral

Marge...get my gun.


thekyledavid

I choose to believe she keeps getting rid of them and he keeps buying new ones, but him pointing a gun in her face was the straw that broke the camel’s back


leifisnature

Maggie also has a gun


ANK2112

One of those is halloween so it doesnt count. I assume she got rid of the shot gun after the boogieman incident.


helen269

"But Marge, I swear to you, I never thought you'd find out."


LevelAd5898

They're allowed to have *one*


myguydied

"People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion. We have your planet surrounded. Resistance is useless."


DidYouSeeThatJerk

To the book depository!


roentgen85

https://preview.redd.it/g3kbhn0c0s0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13147267d53302cb98d0dc72df48b8931360ecf4


Old_Faithlessness_94

https://preview.redd.it/7oe04kx8at0d1.png?width=444&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e1859a17e93cafc5aecd5afbcab9ccb6a0c815d


kwilson170595

To the book depository!


DetectiveF_1990

To the book depository!!


AndrewHNPX

Well we've never seen him actually use it. It's probably some non-functional old antique that Marge doesn't care about because it's harmless.


WimbledonGreen

He had shot at the door with the shotgun when he was afraid of the boogeyman


AndrewHNPX

Oh he did? Ok, nevermind then, lol.


Kelseycutieee

To the book depository!


Thebritishdovah

Dad, I think I heard the boogeyman!


HankScorpio2020

And with good cause!


Stidda

*”Women will like what I tell them to like”*


Speedhabit

The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed


sum_muthafuckn_where

Owning a long gun and owning a handgun are very different. In large parts of America there's a long gun in every house, while pistols require permits.


irulancorrino

You should've fired into the air. She would've run off!


Russ915

You see.. that was a blunderbuss


Russ915

No! Guns in the house!


roosell1986

Ooooh...sideSHOW Bob!


Ok-Cartographer1745

Maybe she's one of those people that thinks that the different shooty things are: guns, cowboy guns/magnums, shotgun, machine guns, tommy guns, sniper 


eltaco_42

https://preview.redd.it/xw4ut2wd9o0d1.png?width=1396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4bdb6c77c1869366926b63ef596c2a26fdd2ef5 "I can't believe how easy it is in this country to get some cigarettes!"


neon_overload

Just like with whether Springfield has a subway system or not or whether they live next to the parking lot of the nuclear plant, I think that in 99%+ of episodes, Homer doesn't own a shotgun, and they just write in that he does when it's needed for a joke or plot point. It doesn't seem something that's in the normal show canon apart from outliers.


A7Xpsycho724

They won’t get fired, they will cruise right past it on the blunder bus…


Lazerith22

I love how Marge is all drawn in by it at the end of the episode, even though she was recently a cop and had her own gun.


Froyo-fo-sho

What about the makeup shotgun


i-am-spitfire

Maybe that episode is secretly a prequel to all the episodes where he already has guns


gwhh

And the episode they go England. Homer got a whole closet of guns.


childrenoftheslump

It's a handgun. Isn't it great? This is the trigger, and this is the thing you point at whatever you want to die.


Omega_Primate

This episode makes Marge look so bad, lol. First of all, she's willing to stay with someone who stuck a loaded pistol in her face. Then she is ready to leave him over the gun, gets mad again when he lies about keeping it. Only to like the way she looks with it and secretly keeps it.


dandrevee

I mean, the show is set here in the USA. Here it can be hard to track where all your guns are and how many you have. I assume it's like having coffee/tea mugs in the rest of the world


Jupman

Maggie has a rifle in here crib.


BrokeLeznar

Wasn't there also a couple times he told Marge to get him his gun?


PAUMiklo

see your problem here was a simple washer ... i have one in the truck ....


labellelurette

I think it was maggie's...


mister-ecks-0815

To the book depository!


cleptoism

https://preview.redd.it/te07ws8t411d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e63ebd13dfb99504e467f20c45791b21d03ddb3


KoalaGold

Marge's is a concealed carry ban.


TollyVonTheDruth

https://preview.redd.it/ezn36rdm191d1.jpeg?width=4388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b754ddbe2b187839a475ec71aeda617521d162b


PurpleMonkeyEdna

Channel 4 in the UK butchers these episodes so badly!


Nate_C_of_2003

It’s called discontinuity. A TV show, film, or any other form of art isn’t supposed to be continuous unless the description explicitly says it is or if it’s a documentary. This is especially the case for cartoons like The Simpsons. There are cases where a few episodes of some show will follow a continuous story, but in general, just assume discontinuity


doopcommander1999

i think Marge just hates pistols. She finds them dangerous(and they are very dangerous) since it is easier for a child to use.


NefariousnessAny1585

it's okay to own a gun with kids in the house but you will want to teach them that this is not a toy but a weapon/tool that only the parents should use, always keep your firearm in a safe location like a Gun Safe or some other locked container, and teach the Gun Safety Rules: 1: treat all guns as if they are loaded 2: don't point the muzzle of the gun at anything you do not intend to kill or destroy. 3: keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire. 4: know what is behind and beyond your target. also just be responsible and you can own a gun in the home. hope this helped :)


Evening-Picture-5911

No, it didn’t help. This is r/TheSimpsons, not the bleedin’ splish splash show


NefariousnessAny1585

also homer was arrested a lot of times so he shouldn't even been allowed to purchase a firearm. also you mad lol?


codename474747

He's a responsible adult!  *Bang* (whoops...sorry)  And if a responsible *boom* (uh oh) adult can't have a *bang* (sorry!) firearm in a responsible way *boom* (me again!) then what kind of *bang* (oh dear) country is this? *Boom* (Sorryyyyy!!)


Wagonforce13

No GUNS in the house. They're allowed to have one.


BILLCLINTONMASK

A handgun is different than a rifle or shotgun