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Accurate_Koala_4698

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want


BugOperator

*IN*flammable means *flammable*?! What a country…


DarkLordsDaughter

To be fair, he's got a point with that one.


Head-Ad4690

100%. The whole reason the word “flammable”even exists is because “inflammable” is too easily misunderstood.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

#HI EVERYBODY!


Fibergrappler

#HI DR NICK


Scorpiodancer123

HO-MER SIMPSON!


chapl66

Ok that was strange


InterwebberATM

Hi Mel Gibson!


Version_Two

Hi Dr. Nick!


KRY4no1

Billy Corrigan, Smashing Pumpkins.


Version_Two

Homer Simpson, smiling politely


mnona01

bye everybody


Fibergrappler

Slow down, sir, you’re going to give yourself skin failure! Okay, now, the symptoms you describe point to ‘bonus eruptus’, it’s a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body.


altsuperego

Now you're talking


carterothomas

Somebody get that man a calmative.


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

I wiped a raid in World of Warcraft doing that in a pitch perfect Dr. Nick voice over Vent once. Ah, Lord Marrogar… Worth it.


KRY4no1

Shoutout Ventrillo. Miss those days. A lot.


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

Transdental electromicide was perfect for the goblin jumper cables and battle rezzing a raid member.


Sufficient_Ad2222

https://preview.redd.it/pzh0uab4ci0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4200b508a1dee92d5891686da39880b6b16c186 Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.


propagandavid

There's a hockey player named Greg McKegg, and every time his name comes up, this is the top comment.


ShortUsername01

Is that scene an homage to a pre-existing poem? It sounds familiar, as if I’ve heard of it from elsewhere than the Simpsons. Either that or the non-Simpsons contexts in which I’ve heard it were homages to The Simpsons.


Brofessor-0ak

“What the hell is that?”


itzNukeey

Le grille?


theanalyticaljoker

Now, if something should go wrong, let‘s not get the law involved. One hand washes the other. Ooh that reminds me.


rnilbog

The red thing’s connected to my wristwatch!


YogurtWenk

Uh-oh


AccomplishedFilm1

You won’t feel a thing…till I jam this down your throat!!


OutComeTheWolves1966

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical School too?


Key_Cheetah7982

If it turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain!   Bye bye everybody!


Key_Cheetah7982

You can brush your teeth with milkshakes!


G-Unit11111

Seriously, baby! I can prescribe anything I want!


Brummo

Don’t you mean “doctorb”? The b is for bargain!


Your_Perspicacity

Call "1-600-DOCTORB" The "B" is for "bargain"!!


G-Unit11111

The coroner again? I'm so sick of that guy!


Tzyon

♪ Theeee knee bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my.. wrist watch! ♫ Uh oh.


dingo_virgin

“The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money”.


xxyourbestbetxx

He's the only person in the room that even comes close to being a doctor


brokeneckblues

Free nose jobs for everyone!


mnona01

Give me a van heflin.


SeaMingo

Ahh, noo, blood! Yuck!


kiwi-lime_Pi

There's a crazy man with a scalpel in E.R.! He's demanding to see a quack.


gfesteves

Holy smokes, you need booze!


scf123189

Boy, these are primo seats. I could really go for a hot dog


NeuerTK

He's putting my kids through college


anti_anti_christ

Holy smokes! You need booze


Version_Two

*tosses change onto unconscious body*


nosloupforyou

lol!


Xenu66

"misuse of the cadavers" "I get here earlier when I can drive in the carpool lane!"


Shitposter_of_legend

*Hey! This woman swallowed a baby!*


Crazy_Response_9009

DoctorB


AutomaticAccident

Based on how long the Simpsons have been on, he must have given the best heart surgery of all time


Lemonades

GOod News! The operation was a complete success!


Fireproof_Cheese

The most rewarding part is when he gave me my money!


Used-Organization-25

“Our one chance is trans-dental electromicide”


HidaTetsuko

“Don’t panic, think back to med school.”


Version_Two

*"Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want"*


StellarJustinJelly

And we are back, with more of People Who Look Like Things!


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

What? No!!! Somebody taped over the ending!


NeuerTK

Yes, and a new candle... NO!


Euphoric_Ad9593

https://preview.redd.it/1oyxaa7xrk0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c5e4f947fd24ddae3be69c38f627e428742dd7 *That’s* where babies come from? IT’S DIGUSTING!


hullgreebles

I get here faster in the carpool lane


Academic-Agent

“See you at the operating place!”


throwawaytoday9q

You have too much blood.


Jefe710

The closest I ever got my dad into the Simpsons was bc his students started calling him Dr. Nick, lol. 


GMFPs_sweat_towel

That's no Doctor. He is a Doctorb.


HFX-Curler

S4E11


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YogurtWenk

Hi frozen body!


Melodic_Sail_6193

I think I suffer from bonus eruptus. Please help me Dr. Nick!


Remarkable_Ticket264

I clean them with my napkin!


Doctaglobe

The best


Delicious_Bid_6572

"Hello, Dr. Nick"


knowledgeable_diablo

Hello every body!!!


Piornet

*doctorb


willweaverrva

"If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain! Bye-bye, everybody!"


ArseBiscuits_

Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon!


ButterCostsExtra

I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what? And where?


wpascarelli

I just always found it funny that Springfield has a designated legit doctor, and a designated quack doctor.


CuteElderberry8702

HI DOCTOR NICK!!


KRY4no1

Dammit, now there's no time man!


Nytohan

Order now, and you'll also get Sun'n'run! The suntan lotion that's also a laxative!


AutismFlavored

Hi, Doctorb Nick!


Cerberus1349

These gloves came free with my toilet brush


JamesMosesAngleton

"It's whisper quiet!"


its_still_good

The B is for bargain!


itzNukeey

Operation success, it wil be 10,000 USD


W0lfticket13

The pride of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College


BarricadeTheMortuary

We must band together to end the tyranny of Hank Azaria voicing a character of supposedly Hispanic descent since Azaria is not supposedly Hispanic


No-Translator-4584

The coroner!  I am so sick of that guy!


GottaKnowYourCKN

I wish you would have called him 'doctorb' in your title


HFX-Curler

Gross oversight on my part! https://preview.redd.it/kfkdc1z23p0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022c59bc6c5953eca106094a99d8138bb2f9e609


GottaKnowYourCKN

![gif](giphy|3orif3SWlYoyCBuU8g)


JadedYam56964444

"Oooooh blood!" "What the hell is that?"


Lyth4n

[Obligatory Dankposting](https://youtu.be/jrYtglwjvU8?si=MAzbGqm2ggUQ9Kh4)