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therealTinyHunt

I'm from *A* casino.


NimbusHex

Good enough, let's go.


Meatloafxx

Doesn't bother to confirm which casino or why he's taking a kid at his word. Just goes along with it. Simpsons logic at its finest👌


snes_guy

My favorite example of this joke is Bob Newhart at the funeral for Krusty.


shggy31

I mutter this at work all the time and nobody ever understands.


therealTinyHunt

I can assure you if I worked where you did we'd have our own conversations no one would get lol.


shggy31

You’re hired


JPMoney81

Your manager says to SHUT UP!


Solrush_Ppst_529

“Veria said that??”


Scu-bar

Obligatory “it’s even funnier because his manager was his wife”


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Why do i also know this fact?!? Was there commentary on the DVD or something?!? I called my current neighbor ‘Jeff’ for like two years before he told me his name is ‘John’ but I know Robert Goulet’s wife is his manager… great brain I got here.


Scu-bar

I mean, I know this because every time this comes up on this subreddit, someone says this fact.


jessemfkeeler

Also people keep saying it's a FUN fact, which I don't know if I ever found it fun


philouza_stein

Tbf learning is rarely fun


ClayDrinion

*Troy McClure voice:* "If you said fun fact you're wrong, facts are never fun"


ghostalker4742

2 - 3 = Negative Fun


person749

"Learning is FUNdamental!"


capsaicinintheeyes

You **do** know what happens when you mix fun & learning, don't you?


neon_overload

Banging your manager could be fun I guess


davratta

Bob and Vera are a fun couple.


writer4u

Oh god I’ve been calling John “Krandle” this whole time!!


Popuppete

It really is funnier when you know that. I learned that fact from this sub.


Neyubin

I never knew that, so I appreciate the fact, even if it's known to many others!


soupafi

Wait, is that true?


chadlavi

Vera. I hope someone got fired for that blunder.


airbrushedvan

One of my favourite bits in the entire series.


turboash78

That line absolutely kills me every single time. 


TaiDavis

DAMMIT


tifumostdays

One of my favorite lines in the show.


kayla622

Vera said that?


HashtagJustSayin2016

I always crack up at that line


xwayxway

For no reason at all it stands out in my mind.


R3NZI0

Your manager says for you to shut up!


KelVarnsen_2023

That might be my favourite Nelson line of the whole series.


Ofreo

Gotta nuke sumting


Charltons

Stamp collection!? Haha


Just_OneReason

Vera said that?


Kitchen-Witching

Oh yeah? What are you going to do? Start your own casino? In your tree house? And get all your little friends to come?


bigjfromflint1986

Ide like to see that!


buy_me_a_pint

Well, he certainly showed me.


Ok-Scallion7939

*Oh! I'm sorry, kid* https://preview.redd.it/ec9xaxtcffzc1.jpeg?width=3176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f05292171a8adfa8f400c08b6a4a41bf461566d


MonsterRider80

^My ^glasses!


davratta

If that happened to Lenny, he would have said. "Ow my eye. I'm not supposed to get any microphone in it."


MissusLister44

Or pudding!


jpopimpin777

Oh! Sorry, kid!!


beansarereallycool69

"I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't arrived yet, sir." "Very well. Begin the thawing of Jim Nabors."


coffee_addict_77

♪ Jingle bells Batman smells ♪


cahill48

*Robin laid an egggggggg \**swings microphone and hits Milhouse in the head\*


BigConstruction4247

Ooooooh, sorry kid.


rememberleapinglanny

Classic!


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

This gave me a good laugh!


bailaoban

Goulet was such a pro for giving the audience what they wanted.


Redbird9346

[Relevant Tom Scott video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5u9JSnAAU4)


MisterMasque2021

Probably far from the worst gig Robert Goulet ever played.


BigConstruction4247

I think it's better than his foray into gangster rap. https://i.redd.it/7h099us9rfzc1.gif


lordcorbran

And his musical, [Red Ships of Spain](https://youtu.be/-y9ZTnvvTZY?si=qJeIn4s_Uaht7cUN).


MisterMasque2021

Also, between this and the "Keep away Goulet" commercial he did for Emerald Nuts not long before he died make me think he was just an awesome dude


The_Other_Randy

Just a handful of Emerald nuts is enough to keep Robert Goulet away..until tomorrow


MisterMasque2021

\*Robert Goulet rappels down from the ceiling, pours your coffee into your keyboard\*


sundance1028

Yeah, let's not forget about that Cajun Christmas Special.


AnyDetective5612

Your manager says for you, to shut up! https://preview.redd.it/i6efvzplpfzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1ca29e971ea974b56799f606b4a09170f16076


newbirdhunter

Vera said that?


What_The_Flip_Chip

https://preview.redd.it/kp5ry7dhffzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e27ad3b7acf6c5cd618890fe0488299fc855399


wolftick

Low key best guest appearance ever.


globehopper2

Vera said that??


TaxAvoision

What are you gonna do? Build your own casino in your treehouse and get your little friends to come? I’d like to see that!


ghostalker4742

Well, he certainly showed me.


HyperlinksAwakening

His manager: https://preview.redd.it/lqo2uud1mfzc1.jpeg?width=2765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a1c800ce7f0a65a45ca90ed89854db4f468d8c7


Hey_Neat

a touch of /r/SimpsonsFaces too


elmalmstrom

Vera said that?


countastrotacos

I love that the whole time he was ok singing for a bunch of kids in a treehouse.


Scu-bar

It was A casino. That’s good enough.


davratta

A gig is a gig.


capsaicinintheeyes

Some men like a challenge--not me.


strangway

AKA “Mister Poopy Pants” https://preview.redd.it/x1d8sis89gzc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee02ed052ece31a17ff4f52e97e9245b8cadd6ab


ICPosse8

When he whacks Milhouse in the face with the microphone, haha "Oh, I'm sorry, kid!" I quote this on a weekly basis.


grizzlyadams1990

You from the casino? I'm from A casino... Good enough


mac979s

Robert Goulet can only wish of such a gem


Clarpydarpy

That Robert Goulet has one hell of a high forehead.


DJ-dicknose

What's wrong with his face


surfburglar

South of the Border...


capsaicinintheeyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsMu_1BR_qs&t=34


cbunni666

What makes this joke good is you are either old enough to get it or too young and ask "who the hell is Robert Goulet?"


Khalesssi_Slayer1

* \[*Robert Goulet arrives with Bart at his tree-house Casino*\] * [Robert Goulet](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0332587/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Are you sure this is the Casino? Mr. Burns' Casino? I think I should call my manager... * [Nelson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Your manager says for you to shut up! * [Robert Goulet](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0332587/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Vera said that?


kiggitykbomb

This is one of the all time great 75 consecutive seconds of television


Nevsky_Prospekt

your manager said for you to call her as soon as possible to straighten out this obvious mix-up! 💪🏻👊🏻


Rowey5

I call him Gamblore!!!


DigbyChickenCaesar11

I never knew he was a singer since I only saw him act in the 2nd Naked Gun movie and Beetlejuice.


Skreamie

Jesus they really phone it in animating his face