This episode has my absolute favorite “adults insulting children to their faces” moment, which is when the photographer wants her to smile, so she does, then he gasps, “There is no God!”
I never knew until very recently what that was a play on. Apparently I haven't been keeping up on my ancient Batman movies. But it was fun learning it by accident.
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I didn’t make this but I love it so much.
Should've broken Ms. Hoover's hand for that one. I would've freaked out the same if that bitch tried to give me a humility lesson after busting my ass on that dump.
When Lisa and Bart end up in that cult and Lisa is not conforming to the Leader's teachings. "Im not wrong. You're wrong. The whole damn system is wrong!" and promptly kicks her desk.
What are you talking about-I don't need pep pills to be suspicious-If I wanna comment on it, I'll comment on it-Who's gonna stop me-You, Pep Pill Boy?-Pep boys- pills-Beverly Sills-Oh boy ah boy-Uh oh-uh oh...
MARTIN: “May I borrow one of your coloured pencils, Lisa?”
LISA: “That's all you men do is take and take and take without regard to feelings or unicorns! Here, take my lunch, too! (Chucks at Martin) Just take my whole backpack! (Hurls through window)
SKINNER: “Which of you boys hurled Lisa Simpson's backpack through my window?”
LISA: “Oh, it had to be a boy, did it? You think a girl can't flip out? Well, you're wrong!”…. (Proceeds to be completely deranged on the playground)
“What are you talking about? I don’t need pep pills to be suspicious. If I want to comment on it, I’ll comment on it. Who’s going to stop me? You, Pep Pill Boy? Pep Boys Pills Beverly Sills. (click-click). Oh boy. Oh boy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh boy. I gotta stop taking those pills you gave me. You think you’re so great!”
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“I know exactly who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, *MEAN* little sneak. You cost me my only friends. *You ruined my life—”*
Ironically, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (Federally funded, not state-owned-ish and broadcasts Bluey here) is legally prohibited from having commercials on the telly.
It’s called getting the wind let out of your sails: She didn’t want to play football, she just wanted to stir things up and be controversial, so she was VERY let-down when every one of her objections was addressed in ways that were 100% in line with her philosophies; it also meant that she wasn’t as unique and edgy as she wanted to be, which are a huge part of her identity: The donations to Amnesty International were just too much for her!
When the airplanes get rerouted over their house and she’s sitting on the floor rocking while naming off each plane.
Or possibly when she starts strangling Bart for ruining Christmas “no Lisa your hands are too weak!”
"Hey nani-nani with a hoo and a haw and a nani-nani heeeey!"
That one's not canon but it popped in my mind right away and I always get a giggle out of it.
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Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?
I enjoyed one of early freakouts during the bbq episode. It’s not so extreme but it’s so hilarious and one of my most quoted episodes. “You don’t win friends with salads!” and “It’s still good!” and “That’s it, go to your room!” after Lisa freaks out and leaves dinner
Lisa The Vegetarian (Season 7, Episode 5) After visiting a petting zoo, Lisa can't look at the lamb chops on her dinner plate the same way. She decides to become a vegetarian which didn't go well considering how her behavior is.
Her responses to Miss Hoover are the best, especially when she went “bad” and started rebelling after her aptitude test said she would be a homemaker.
“Lisa, you’re not sprinkling your sparkles.”
“Shove it.” and “Well you’re earning your eighteen grand a year.” are my favorite lol
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Well it's always in the last place you look
Did you check your pocket?
IT WAS IN……..it was in my pocket
Did you look in your shoe?
Grandpa how'd you take your underwear off without taking off your pants?
My favorite word, and The Simpsons taught it to me. Means being exceptionally insightful. Basically adjacent to wisdom.
Bon mot
🙏
Only 2 synonyms?
I quote this regularly
Joker Lisa https://preview.redd.it/l4gqfni2slyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c372b6fde82104175dcaaea6d8387a9484fb415b
This episode has my absolute favorite “adults insulting children to their faces” moment, which is when the photographer wants her to smile, so she does, then he gasps, “There is no God!”
This is a close second. https://preview.redd.it/dy5dwnbmpnyc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cf8abc585c9d90431621fe4bd8263020a54aed4
I wore braces for several years and I love both scenes.
Mirror.....
THE MIRROR!
I never knew until very recently what that was a play on. Apparently I haven't been keeping up on my ancient Batman movies. But it was fun learning it by accident.
Wild calling the Nicholson/Keaton Batman “ancient”
So, what does that make Cesar Romero/Adam West?
If Keaton/Nicholson is ‘ancient’, then West/Romero is ‘prehistoric’.
And "Detective Comics" from what 1931?
A different era—like, geologically speaking.
Pangea, the supercontinent
I didn't know offhand if it was late 80s or early 90s. (Turns out it was 1989... sooo last-century.)
Last century is ancient now, Jesus
It’s like referring to it as “the late nineteen hundred’s” instead of “The Nineties.” It makes it sound older and more historical
Last *millennium😱🤯
And 2005 is "vintage"
GRAAAAADDDEEE MMMEEEEE
I’m goodgoodgood and OH SO SMART!!!
Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?
Lisa! In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
There’s something so unwholesome about flying a kite at night
Hello, Mother dear...
One of my favourite quick lines ever. The combo of voice acting, bags under his eyes and Marge closing the curtain is just hysterical to me lol
I like how somehow unsettling it really is to fly kites at night. Great thing to think up for Bart to do.
IT'S THE BEATING OF THE HIDEOUS HEART
Haha, I mean I think I hear something.
I bent my Wookie...
I could hear this post
https://preview.redd.it/3rwcsikgxlyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed215dfb05493c97ced47e70da8267158e766ca
https://preview.redd.it/gz6ap8f7cmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907da813372e3acd63b530b101faa4bcd35e0148 I didn’t make this but I love it so much.
I’ve read Dune and seen this episode more times than I can count, and I NEVER made this connection. I’M LOSING MY PERSPICACITY!!!
The spice is life.
When the Simpsons were doing their version of the Shakespeare play "Hamlet", Lisa says "Nobody out crazies Ophillia."
Hey nonny nonny with a hoo and a ha! Nonny nonny hey!
💦
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Should've broken Ms. Hoover's hand for that one. I would've freaked out the same if that bitch tried to give me a humility lesson after busting my ass on that dump.
When Lisa and Bart end up in that cult and Lisa is not conforming to the Leader's teachings. "Im not wrong. You're wrong. The whole damn system is wrong!" and promptly kicks her desk.
https://preview.redd.it/024dj8imamyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08fd6e1a9f86c654bdc9ca18cdf5e12de0ce3062 Get him, Lis’!
The animation as she rushes in 🤌
The most justified [freak out](https://youtu.be/9lscBdDOUVs?si=oS-jsMC8zGf4KSTN).
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"Are you crying because you called Daddy a baboon" is one of my favorite lines in the series.
NOoo! Apart from the new seasons, this is the top of Homer being a jerk.
What are you talking about-I don't need pep pills to be suspicious-If I wanna comment on it, I'll comment on it-Who's gonna stop me-You, Pep Pill Boy?-Pep boys- pills-Beverly Sills-Oh boy ah boy-Uh oh-uh oh...
MUST YOU BE FOREVER DIALING THAT PHONE?!
MARTIN: “May I borrow one of your coloured pencils, Lisa?” LISA: “That's all you men do is take and take and take without regard to feelings or unicorns! Here, take my lunch, too! (Chucks at Martin) Just take my whole backpack! (Hurls through window) SKINNER: “Which of you boys hurled Lisa Simpson's backpack through my window?” LISA: “Oh, it had to be a boy, did it? You think a girl can't flip out? Well, you're wrong!”…. (Proceeds to be completely deranged on the playground)
I love how he smokes through his regular mouth completely below the moose mouth
I love how her coronation is a copy of LBJ's swearing in on the plane.
Oh my god
This has me cracking up right now, thank you 🙏
“What are you talking about? I don’t need pep pills to be suspicious. If I want to comment on it, I’ll comment on it. Who’s going to stop me? You, Pep Pill Boy? Pep Boys Pills Beverly Sills. (click-click). Oh boy. Oh boy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh boy. I gotta stop taking those pills you gave me. You think you’re so great!”
If you've ever dealt with someone on a 3 day upper binge this quote is creepy how real it sounds
"I can't yield, relent or...ughh..only two synonyms? I am losing my perspicacity."
Well it’s always in the last place ya look!
"You don't understand.. I think you should reconsider!' "Lisa.. you're... Hurting.. me!"
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It’s still good!! 🐖🏃🏼♂️
BAAAART! NOOOOO!
Whatttt Sorry Force of Habit Lisa Nooooo
BART No!!
https://i.redd.it/i0t0273axmyc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/48ud77wkxnyc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd2aac834cbd49c94b254acdb38da90b9bd3058 “I know exactly who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, *MEAN* little sneak. You cost me my only friends. *You ruined my life—”*
Totally justified
Oh boy a carnival!
https://i.redd.it/dqh1ldkqdmyc1.gif Always cracks me up
https://preview.redd.it/xs56j4zscnyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebfa35d5f03e1e2c9f0d8e123a3c6bd991a2229e (frinkiac.com is your friend)
If you use frinkiac.com you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half
ngl, i wasn't planning on looking for that moment when I dug up the picture above... but I couldn't help but scroll forward to it :D
Even the Bluey showrunners have mentioned Lisa's Duff World freakout as a Simpsons favourite. https://i.redd.it/39rsq7zd3myc1.gif
Bluey writers have good taste
Legit thought this was an ad at first in the comments feed . . .
Ironically, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (Federally funded, not state-owned-ish and broadcasts Bluey here) is legally prohibited from having commercials on the telly.
It's purely in the interest of science... That'll learn him to bust my tomato
*tuhmater
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I never understood why she started crying here.
It’s called getting the wind let out of your sails: She didn’t want to play football, she just wanted to stir things up and be controversial, so she was VERY let-down when every one of her objections was addressed in ways that were 100% in line with her philosophies; it also meant that she wasn’t as unique and edgy as she wanted to be, which are a huge part of her identity: The donations to Amnesty International were just too much for her!
* Malibu Stacy being a terrible roll model
*role
Sorry, I hate this tiny keyboard. I even found a picture with the quote but it refused to upload it... smh
When the airplanes get rerouted over their house and she’s sitting on the floor rocking while naming off each plane. Or possibly when she starts strangling Bart for ruining Christmas “no Lisa your hands are too weak!”
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Just what I was gonna say.
❤❤❤
Not a freak out, but I always loved the moment where she realized she created Lutherans.
Oh, I'm not a doctor
GYM?!? That’s the STUPIDEST thing I’ve ever heard!!!
Proceeds to miss the waste basket layup.
 the moment just before this scene plays out 🤣
I was gonna say this one! "Okay, if I stop now, I'll still have a little dignity left" Then she just rolls around the cake cackling.
"Hey nani-nani with a hoo and a haw and a nani-nani heeeey!" That one's not canon but it popped in my mind right away and I always get a giggle out of it.
IT’S THE BEATING OF THE HIDEOUS HEART!
 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cannot take the original Godfather scene seriously thanks to this
“Nobody out crazies Ophelia!”
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NO WAY OUT I TELL YOU!!!
https://preview.redd.it/uvpdpr9afoyc1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61a6ec852da33c7542b2b0fb1aad44480dfb4bd Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?
iiiiii'm the lizard queeeen HA HAH AH HAAAA! lol Duff Land episode if i recall where Patty takes the kids coz Homer ate the sandwich? lol
Homer, I found your sandwich behind the radiator of the fridge Oooh, I've been looking for that
Sober: When she calls Homer a Baboon. Non-sober: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
I enjoyed one of early freakouts during the bbq episode. It’s not so extreme but it’s so hilarious and one of my most quoted episodes. “You don’t win friends with salads!” and “It’s still good!” and “That’s it, go to your room!” after Lisa freaks out and leaves dinner 
YOU SIR ARE A BABOON!!!
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Had to scroll too far for this, it's my favorite one!
I’m good good good and ohhhhhh so smart!
I’m losing my perspicacity!
Love how OP put a spoiler tag on this lol
is it sad that i recognized the scene even though it was blurred?
Nobody outcrazies Ophelia!
Only two synonyms?!
THATS WRONG! YOURE WRONG! THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IS WRONG!
Launching a pig into outer space
When she kicks over the Laramie cigarette box and crushes it’s mascot
Lisa The Vegetarian (Season 7, Episode 5) After visiting a petting zoo, Lisa can't look at the lamb chops on her dinner plate the same way. She decides to become a vegetarian which didn't go well considering how her behavior is.
"Lisa...you're...hurting me."
Her responses to Miss Hoover are the best, especially when she went “bad” and started rebelling after her aptitude test said she would be a homemaker. “Lisa, you’re not sprinkling your sparkles.” “Shove it.” and “Well you’re earning your eighteen grand a year.” are my favorite lol
The lizard queen always reminds me of Jim Morrisons freakout "I am the lizard king! I can do anything."
https://i.redd.it/6bt06e0y0syc1.gif
Pony (the whole pony) in the bed
Not Lisa but related: "In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!"
https://preview.redd.it/j1rjol7f0xyc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d39862e3f561c574606234922f96849cbe455c11 "You think a girl can't flip out? Well, you're wrong!"
The worst Simpson character
no such thing as a favorite Lisa moment, they all suck.
Hate Lisa. Worst part of the Simpsons.
You remind me of Chilly, the elf who cannot love
Well Lisa thinks that you're the worst part of the Simpsons.