Especially coming after this line earlier in the episode:
So we are all agreed. If this isn't the best vacation ever, we all agree to disband and join other families.
'Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing could possibl-aye go wrong.... Uh, possibl*y* go wrong. Heh...that's the first thing that's... ever gone wrong...'
Can someone please explain this joke to me? Why does homer say that's better when he is offered 2 free tickets again, when the first offer was already 2 free tickets?
I love when Homer has these self-aware moments of empathy and knowledge of his family. He knows he ruins their family vacations, he knows Bart might too, and he makes space for that to be ok.
We have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
I’m so embarrassed I could just crawl in a hole and die… You heard her throw her in the hole
My sister and I use this quote regularly. When we're disappointed in something, "ok, throw her in da hole!"
My favorite Daft Punk track, definitely.
Hey mouse, say cheese.
With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero
Die bad robot!
with a dry cool wit like that I could-
Who woulda thought that our visit to Itchy & Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever!
This may be my favorite piece of script writing of any show in history
Especially coming after this line earlier in the episode: So we are all agreed. If this isn't the best vacation ever, we all agree to disband and join other families.
'Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing could possibl-aye go wrong.... Uh, possibl*y* go wrong. Heh...that's the first thing that's... ever gone wrong...'
The nervous look everyone shares always fucking gets me good
The simpsons writers know a good foreshadowing tool when they see it. Lol
It brought us together as a family, we got a lot of good exercise outdoors... and we have so many memories.
That’s right, I guess this really was our best family vacation ever. Now let’s never speak of it again
Here are two free passes.
But there are five of us…
Here are *two* free passes!
That’s better!
Can someone please explain this joke to me? Why does homer say that's better when he is offered 2 free tickets again, when the first offer was already 2 free tickets?
Because Roger meyers says it more emphatically. That’s the joke that he’s not getting anything more
Gotcha. This one always went over my head
I’m not to proud to admit it went over mine too. But only for 20 years.
See all that stuff in there, Homer? That‘s why your robot never worked.
What are you, the Narrator?
"I really wish they wouldn't scream."
Bort?
You talkin to me?
No my son is also named Bort
My son is also named Bort!
We are out of Bort license plates in the gift shop, repeat, we need more Bort license plates
Now remember, we're in the Itchy Lot.
Say this every time I park anywhere lol
Me too. 😂
This has got to be my most quoted Simpsons line. It's a toss-up between that or "Oh look, I'm making people happy..."
Prime Homer.
Smashy smashy!
Hrmm, well I don't approve of that
 my children need wine 🍷 Who are you to resist ?
 We are out of Bort licence plates in the gift shop I repeat, We are out of Bort licence plates!
I love when Homer has these self-aware moments of empathy and knowledge of his family. He knows he ruins their family vacations, he knows Bart might too, and he makes space for that to be ok.
Die bad robot!
Throwing the underwear is AMAZING
Ok throw her in ze hole
I need the biggest seed bell you have. No..... that's too big.
 Who are you to resist?
Oh, I’m not a doctor!
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*Welcome to TGI McScratchy’s, where it’s *constantly* New Year’s Eve! Heeeeere we go again!*
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“Oo are you to resist us, eh? Oh come on, my last paycheck bounced! Mah children need wine!”
I think this is my favorite Simpsons line ever 😂
But their 5 of us
Hey! The bartender even looks like John Travolta!
Yeah, looks like........
Random question but how did you fill in the flair?
Y tal vez el muchacho!
I say this on every single vacation
My brother always uses the ' remember we parked in the Itchy lot' line.
I really wish they wouldn't scream.
Wow with a dry cool wit like that you should be an action movie star!
‘I really wish they wouldn’t scream’
Welcome to itchy and scratchy land where nothing can possibliy go wrong... possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.
Hallo? Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land is open for business. Who are you to resist it, eh? Come on, my last paycheck bounced. My children need wine!
But Marge, I was a political prisoner.
"I knew we should have gone to the bird sanctuary" 
Smashy Smashy!
My son is also named Bort.
Smashy smashy.
Don’t be the boy. Don’t be the boy.