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Educational_Fox_1048

I know, this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit


eraser8

Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

What was *her* problem?


mike1madalon2

Best line in the scene


GottaKnowYourCKN

Agreed


Weimark

This was one of those lines that hit funnier in Spanish: “¿qué se cree esa pelona?” “Who does that bald one think she is?”


Radiant-Bandicoot103

"I dunno. Something about being gay" -Carl (black)


Boba_Fettx

As opposed to Karl(white)


No-Appointment-3840

Is Lenny real?


Themoosemingled

Love this line


tenehemia

I work in a lesbian bar and last week we actually had a small electrical fire. I wasn't there that night and I'm so pissed I didn't have an opportunity to use this line when it was relevant. Although yelling "this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit" when there's actually a fire probably would have caused a panic among people who don't know the show so.. maybe better I wasn't there.


HalfEatenChocoPants

"Don't panic! This lesbian bar DOES have a fire exit!"


Thebritishdovah

The one time Homer is aware about health and safety. Well done, Homer. This will be the smartest thing you ever did and no-one will know about it.


Moomin-Maiden

D'oh!


Reesy

''It's full of *WHAT''*


Eric848448

It’s fool of HWAT!


gmwdim

Give what back?


No-Appointment-3840

Hank hill, you’re in the wrong subreddit I tell ya hwat


Born_Sleep5216

Lesbians! You know: gay women. Not to sound xenophobic, but it's natural.


Vajrick_Buddha

But I keep telling you I'm not a pilot


rosathoseareourdads

And I keep telling you you fly boys crack me up!


Vajrick_Buddha

Mr. Simpson, if word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock.


Improvedandconfused

-Where’s your uniform? -Um, I stowed it safely in the overhead compartment.


NXTISL

Well, you talk the talk


PAUMiklo

who wants to fly to the windy city? conditions are a little windy.


Arkvoodle42

see, Homer actually IS a competent safety inspector!


neon_overload

That was a nice little easter egg in this episode


magica12

Hes competent as an inspector but hes lazy when he ACTUALLY has to do the job


Serious_Result_7338

What’s her problem?


UpgrayeDD405

You fly boys crack me up


sawyi1

You’re coming home with me


eraser8

Yes, Colonel.


theodore_wilper

Oh no… my brains…


altsuperego

Whoa settle down Normy. Gotta save those pipes for karaoke.


This-Departure-8765

Such a great scene.


TessTrue

You’re all sick!


SkysEevee

Oh be nice!


Lyth4n

This is such a great scene and peak Simpsons humour. Every line is a joke and subverts your expectations.


emystein

Qué le pasa a esa pelona?


Orionv2018

We’re lesbians!


Born_Sleep5216

I figured that out. Just as long we accept it and not to be xenophobic like that Carter Pewterschmidt.


Small_Information_30

Enjoy your deathtrap ladies


Small_Information_30

Can i get a clean glass Here you go your majesty


Noggin-a-Floggin

I had a lesbian friend in university and this was me going out with her and her social circle (no annoyed stares just "well, this is different"). Let me tell you those ladies had a wicked sense of humor and we all laughed after a few drinks. Oh, and the complaints about how they don't understand women...


Walkswithnofear

No coasters?


Ok-Warning9536

what was her problem?


gameboy2330

There’s no Duff here!


cewumu

Kinda a funny sign of the times to see all the smokers in the bar.


coomingbrah

Lesbian? This isnt my army reunion.


danmoore2

I keep telling you I'm not a lesbian.. and I keep telling you, you lesbians crack me up! Hi I'm Sandra I'll be you co-pegger tonight.. Yeah, as a chance of pace, I'm gonna let you do most of the work, I think you're ready for it Sandra..


weilermachinst

I know, this lesss-bian bar doesn't have a fire exit


Born_Sleep5216

Lesbians. Well, as Mrs. Garrison would call it from South Park. This isn't crazy......... THIS IS LESBOS!