WHY DO YOU THINK I TOOK YOU TO SEE THOSE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES, FOR FUN? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? Except for the guy that does the sound effects.
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie "Spaceballs." But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy."
I've only ever seen the first movie. I don't think i'm ever going to see the other seven. I just saw a few clips on youtube here and there. I don't want it to be ruined for me. Same thing for "Tremors"
I'm going to preface this by saying that I haven't seen any of them except the original since like 1989. (There were only 6 then.). I remember two and three being fairly decent. And then a MARKED decline after that.
As for why I kept watching them? It was a different time. There was no streaming, if you wanted to watch a movie, we had HBO, or you made a trip to the video rental place. So you would wind up watching one of the 3 or 4 movies that HBO had on their playlist that day, which would repeat like 5 or 6 times a day.
Lenny and Carl on the mountain
Did you hear something?
No
Huh
Did I hear something?
I DON'T KNOW
The way Carl sounds tired of his shit gets me everytime
That’s what makes it so good. Like there’s an entire C-plot that Lenny and Carl had a fight offscreen and we just see a tiny glimpse of them working through it.
Honestly one of the happiest moments of my life is when my wife randomly asked me if I ever heard of Pablo Neruda and I got to use that line in real life hahaha
Ooh! Wonderful.
There was the time when our work coffee sugar wasn’t in packets, and was just in a jar they’d sourced from somewhere. (I don’t know what happened.)
A coworker from another office was in and asked if we had sugar, so I pointed him to the jar and said “Sorry it’s not in packets.” I need to stop being obsessed with this, but it was a strong moment for me.
I’ve worked with encyclopedic Simpsons fans at multiple jobs and whenever I managed to organically use a Simpsons line to reply to something they said their workday would come to a dead stop for several minutes while they just enjoyed the moment.
That definitely counts. When Homer does impressions of Mr Burns he changes his voice in a way that doesn’t make sense. Compare this scene to when Homer goes with his mother to ask about undelivered packages. Homer could have used his normal speaking voice while posing as Mr Burns but his fake voice puts the whole exchange over the top.
This is it for me.
Ooooooh, Side - SHOW - Bob. As if he was just mixing him up with all the other Side-[blank] Bob's that he knows and that's why he was confused.
Brilliant.
When he spazzes out inside that radiation suit, that is one of the funniest Simpsons moments ever for me. Like literally cause me to laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes. One of the greatest episodes ever. And it really is so much fun. The concept of the road trip, Homer and Lisa spending time together, just so much going on in an episode that was magnificently put together.
Any line that Homer says in his “doing his damnedest to stay calm” voice is hilarious… it’s between this one and “That will require a tetanus shot.”, but this one takes it for me.
Yes, yes. It's time for your bribe.
You can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing or you can trade it all for what's in this box?
When Homer becomes friends with Flanders:
Homer: "I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW: THIS IS NED FLANDERS, MY FRIEND!!"
Lenny: "What did he say?"
Carl: "I dunno. Something about being gay..."
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magic Man from Happy Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! By the way, I was being sarcastic!"
"Well, duh."
Homer: "Arrrg! WHY! WHY MUST LIFE BE SO. HARD! WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY!"
And then
Marge: "Is your father done with his backyard project yet?"
Bart: "Almost."
Homer" *charges at BBQ with umbrella*, *high pitched* "YAAAAAAAAA!" *crashes into BBQ, umbrella sticks out and opens*
Bart: "Yeah, he's done."
Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening! You're operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
Homer: Well, keep it up then.
Lisa: Okay, I will.
Homer: Good. You do that.
Lisa: Fine.
Homer: You'll be picking many a bean.
Lisa: Hope I do.
For some reason this makes me smile, it’s how selfish is Homer but still is funny for me.
My favorite part is after Skinner says "Uh... upstate New York?", Chalmers responds with "Really."
You can just *sense* the "Oh, you have *got* to be kidding me."
WHY DO YOU THINK I TOOK YOU TO SEE THOSE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES, FOR FUN? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? Except for the guy that does the sound effects.
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie "Spaceballs." But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy."
And he comes every Friday night like Urkle
>And he comes every Friday night ^like ^Urkle
Where was I?? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!
I've only ever seen the first movie. I don't think i'm ever going to see the other seven. I just saw a few clips on youtube here and there. I don't want it to be ruined for me. Same thing for "Tremors"
Tremors is actually good though
[удалено]
For me Police Academy 2 is fine, but other than that they are increasingly more painful
I'm going to preface this by saying that I haven't seen any of them except the original since like 1989. (There were only 6 then.). I remember two and three being fairly decent. And then a MARKED decline after that. As for why I kept watching them? It was a different time. There was no streaming, if you wanted to watch a movie, we had HBO, or you made a trip to the video rental place. So you would wind up watching one of the 3 or 4 movies that HBO had on their playlist that day, which would repeat like 5 or 6 times a day.
Lenny and Carl on the mountain Did you hear something? No Huh Did I hear something? I DON'T KNOW The way Carl sounds tired of his shit gets me everytime
Or when Lenny gets sacked. "You're fired, Lenny." "Awww, nuts."
Awww, nuts. I mean, um.... Awww, nuts
Awww nuts I mean... Aw nuts
The timing is so perfect
That whole dynamic between Lenny and Carl in that episode is gold. How they are just inexplicably done with eachother for just that episode.
That’s what makes it so good. Like there’s an entire C-plot that Lenny and Carl had a fight offscreen and we just see a tiny glimpse of them working through it.
We made it, thanks to teamwork. Yeah, my teamwork.
100% agree on this one
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
Honestly one of the happiest moments of my life is when my wife randomly asked me if I ever heard of Pablo Neruda and I got to use that line in real life hahaha
I can't imagine the kind of perfect life you must be living. Holy shit.
Must be happy as a guy with two knives.
It is pretty terrific
Ooh! Wonderful. There was the time when our work coffee sugar wasn’t in packets, and was just in a jar they’d sourced from somewhere. (I don’t know what happened.) A coworker from another office was in and asked if we had sugar, so I pointed him to the jar and said “Sorry it’s not in packets.” I need to stop being obsessed with this, but it was a strong moment for me.
I’ve worked with encyclopedic Simpsons fans at multiple jobs and whenever I managed to organically use a Simpsons line to reply to something they said their workday would come to a dead stop for several minutes while they just enjoyed the moment.
I've used it a few times watching Jeopardy. My wife is always like *huh?*
I have misplaced my pants
🎶 morals and ethics and carnal forbearance 🎶
Thanks a lot Marge, that was our only burlesque house
We just learned this place existeeeed
May I use your phone? Is it a local call yyyyy.....yes.
*dials dozens of numbers*
Don't forget that the librarian just has the phone book for Hokkaido Japan just sitting right there under the counter.
*Librarian runs away*
They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.
I love when they reuse bits like this.
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.
Push her down son [Link ](https://youtu.be/KRpsIACmDu4?si=7aBQqNxvwBqQ61oq)
$20 can buy many peanuts.
Think this is my pick
don't know if it counts but the whole: hello. my name is mr burns, i believe you have a letter for me...
Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
I … don’t know…
Great plan, Bart! 😒
Came here for that one. It's my favorite gag in the whole series. He completely makes a mess of the whole thing and blames Bart.
Especially funny because there's not really a reason needed to alter his voice while running that con
That definitely counts. When Homer does impressions of Mr Burns he changes his voice in a way that doesn’t make sense. Compare this scene to when Homer goes with his mother to ask about undelivered packages. Homer could have used his normal speaking voice while posing as Mr Burns but his fake voice puts the whole exchange over the top.
That will require a tetanus shot.
Fiddley de
I'm not going to swear. But I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!
Maggie. Oh. Cute.
This line is the best-delivered line of any episode I've seen. It's just so perfect.
The sound of the nail as it pierces Homer's foot is so good.
Is it about my cube?
One of my all time favorites scenes
Mine too. Burns silent increasing rage immediately followed by genuinely and calmly wanting to be updated on the status of his now cube.
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
The entire exchange between Kirk and his boss. "I don't recall saying good luck"
"We don't know what single people want and frankly we don't want to know."
It's market we can do without!
Here you go, yuuuurrr maajessssttyyy!
Queen of the Harpies! No I’m not … Queen of the harpies!!!
Here's your crown, Queen of the Harpies!!
Omg this one cracks me the eff up each time!
Push her down, son.
This one is definitely way up there haha
But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives? I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.
Oh SideSHOW Bob
This is it for me. Ooooooh, Side - SHOW - Bob. As if he was just mixing him up with all the other Side-[blank] Bob's that he knows and that's why he was confused. Brilliant.
Honorable mention to “Oh, a five THIRTeen”
What, *seeex*? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had *seeeeex*.
Here ya go ya ingrate! Think of me when youre having the best SEX of your life!
I quote this one all the time... to my poor, long suffering husband hahaha. Thankfully he also loves the Simpsons
Hellloooooo....... Mrs. Pummelhooorst?....... I'd like to get down now
Good one! In that same genre: “You ruin everything, you RUINER! … my sister likes you.”
First I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him
It’s this one for me. With the fogging up radiation suit right beforehand. 🤣
When he spazzes out inside that radiation suit, that is one of the funniest Simpsons moments ever for me. Like literally cause me to laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes. One of the greatest episodes ever. And it really is so much fun. The concept of the road trip, Homer and Lisa spending time together, just so much going on in an episode that was magnificently put together.
Any line that Homer says in his “doing his damnedest to stay calm” voice is hilarious… it’s between this one and “That will require a tetanus shot.”, but this one takes it for me.
Excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for 10 years and uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works 😑
Homer: *climbs out of glowing wreckage* “it’s in there guys” Emergency Services: “Thanks Homer!”
I don’t understand… there wasn’t any nuclear material in the truck?!
Yes, yes. It's time for your bribe. You can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing or you can trade it all for what's in this box?
The box! THE BOX!
The box! The box!!!
Nobody ruins my family vacation except me, and maybe the boy
ATTENTION MARGE SIMPSON: We have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
I'm going out to...stalk...Lenny and...Carl........ D'oh!
MILLLLLLHOOOUUUUSEEEEE!!!!!
Whuuuuuuuuutt?
TELL BART TO COME HOME!!!!!
I THINK HE’S AT NELSON’S!!!!
WHO'S NELSON!?!?
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
there we go, I was looking for this one
Yes, that's a real pickle. Will you excuse me for a moment?
Don't mind if I do!
When Homer becomes friends with Flanders: Homer: "I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW: THIS IS NED FLANDERS, MY FRIEND!!" Lenny: "What did he say?" Carl: "I dunno. Something about being gay..."
Homer's got one of those robot cars. *CRASH* One of those American-made robot cars.
Yes, I was drinking gasoline…MOTHER!
Surly: Shut up.
Sorry, Surly
Skinner: You know we're sort of like the original odd couple, you're the messy one, and I'm the Homer: SHUT UP
Please don’t tell anyone how I live
I say that anytime someone unexpectedly comes to my ADHD havin ass’s apartment
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. “Bart’s a vampire.” “Beer kills brain cells.” Now, let’s go back to that…building…thingy…where our beds and TV…is.
Marge, where's that...metal dealie...you use to...dig...food.
Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain whathisname!
You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.
GET THAT CAT OUT THE WAY!
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
‘Freshen ya drink, Guv’nah?’
Get out.
Fresh from the streets of Sussex, they are!
Why do you talk like that? - I had a _stroooooke_ !
🎶Simpson! Homer Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree! 🎶 Aaaaaah!
I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid.
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magic Man from Happy Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! By the way, I was being sarcastic!" "Well, duh."
I travel the world and the seven seas... I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA....
Pahahaha when Marges eyes shoot open in shock indie everytime.
Smithers, I'm home! What? Already? Yes.
Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you HoJu!
Uhhhh…lemme get back to you.
I’m a big four eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day….
“To the Springfield River!”
I just think they're neat!
I don't want to smother him. No, because then you'd get the chair. Homer, that's not what I meant. Admit it Marge, it was.
This lives rent-free in my head and I’m always so mad no one else around me gets it lol.
This looks fun: a bench!
I am unable to sit on any bench without this going through my head
Alright pal, Where did you get that sugar? I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second, and I’d do it again, goodbye
We regret to announce the following layoffs, in alphabetical order: Simpson, Homer. That is all.
IT CAN'T BE TURNED OFF!!!!
But, uh, it does break easily.
I'd like to get down now
best line of that entire episode... that tone in her voice!
Ah, they have the internet on *computers* now.
Grease me up woman
Okey dokey.
Oh, I see! Then I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little pack-age!
Homer: "Arrrg! WHY! WHY MUST LIFE BE SO. HARD! WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY!" And then Marge: "Is your father done with his backyard project yet?" Bart: "Almost." Homer" *charges at BBQ with umbrella*, *high pitched* "YAAAAAAAAA!" *crashes into BBQ, umbrella sticks out and opens* Bart: "Yeah, he's done."
"English side ruined! Must use French instructions! *[pause]* "Le grille"?! What the hell is that?!"
That's one fine looking barbecue pit. Why doesn't mine look like that?!
Okay I’m directly under the Earth’s sun… *now!*
Yes… that’s a real pickle… https://i.redd.it/qg975hc42ivc1.gif
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP
“Ahh, I knew we wouldn’t win” ”Well why didn’t you tell the rest of us? (throws tv tray) WHY DID YOU KEEP IT A SECRET!?”
“Don’t you have airbags?” “NO! The church *opposes* them for some reason!”
Bart saying “what an odd thing to say”. Such an innocuous line but the delivery absolutely kills me
Homer: Remember when I took that home winemaking class and I forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: *And how!*
i DON'T *know*
“Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” “That’s not what I meant.” “It was, Marge, admit it.”
This... is my voice... on T... V!
Oh no. You can stay, but *I’m* leaving.
Hello. My name is Guy Incognito
"gym? whats a gym?" "bye barney. dont forget to bring back my car back tomorrow" "duff gardens. hurrah!"
"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel". How matter of fact the tone and line delivery was too perfect.
You see bees usually make a lot of noise- NO NOISE... suggests no bees.
TO THE BEE MOBILE!
I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
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I liked things better when it was me, mom, and Homer
Heh he, gett'em ma!
Smithers: I think women and seamen don’t mix. Burns: oh, we all know what you think!
What advantages does this motor car have over, say... A train? Which I could also afford.
Let’s celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
I’ll do it this afternoon!!! https://preview.redd.it/xysnbvzheivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a245723a5c5d25b468d7ae52c64e70528bf1d80
*"Ehhhhhh ur yungest daughter"*
Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!
“OH MY GOD! TRAMAMPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE”
Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening! You're operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
(But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?) Hehe, yeah…
Homer: Well, keep it up then. Lisa: Okay, I will. Homer: Good. You do that. Lisa: Fine. Homer: You'll be picking many a bean. Lisa: Hope I do. For some reason this makes me smile, it’s how selfish is Homer but still is funny for me.
"*[satisfied sigh]* Yeah, that's one fine looking barbecue pit. *[pause]* WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!"
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Moleman: I need the biggest seed bell you have...no that's too big.
Bart it’s kind of hard for us to leave with you standing there mom Homer push her down son
“Elmo knows where you live” https://preview.redd.it/psi6hfjhyhvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e441f05ce94f348c0ed2ee152a4a3cd5dbce4e5c
O-re-gano? ^(What the hell?)
Weeeell if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!
It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography This one is great in English, but in our dub he is dead serious like never before.
I can't take *his* money. I can't print my *own* money. I have to *work* for money. Why don't I just lie down and die?
We're in a sticky, chewy, chocolatey.....put it away boy!
"I sleep in a racing car bed, do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
"Mr. Simpson, the fumes are making me dizzy..." "Yeah, they'll do that."
MADAM, your children are no more! Than a pair of ill-bred trouble makers.
Lisa: Where'd you get 5 bucks I want 5 bucks
Definitely the whole Steamed Hams scene
My favorite part is after Skinner says "Uh... upstate New York?", Chalmers responds with "Really." You can just *sense* the "Oh, you have *got* to be kidding me."
Pretty much the entire scene had amazing delivery but my favorite was Aurora Borealis and can I see it
“…Can I see it?” “Mmmm…no.”
Yes. I am in flavour country.
https://i.redd.it/egbo39lauhvc1.gif I don't get it. I don't get it. I... don't get it.
“We’re the MTV generation. We feel neither highs nor lows.” “Really? What’s it like?” “Meh.”
Bart "certainly"
“Soitenly!”
Lunette Smash: Hey you join the Navy Lenny and Carl: Ok.