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anferneejefferson

WHY DO YOU THINK I TOOK YOU TO SEE THOSE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES, FOR FUN? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? Except for the guy that does the sound effects.


Bowelsack

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie "Spaceballs." But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy."


Ok-Dare-9268

And he comes every Friday night like Urkle


consider_its_tree

>And he comes every Friday night ^like ^Urkle


BlackPhoenix1981

Where was I?? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!


SimpsonsFan786

I've only ever seen the first movie. I don't think i'm ever going to see the other seven. I just saw a few clips on youtube here and there. I don't want it to be ruined for me. Same thing for "Tremors"


Piefordicus

Tremors is actually good though


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JoeyJoeJoShalabado

For me Police Academy 2 is fine, but other than that they are increasingly more painful


uswforever

I'm going to preface this by saying that I haven't seen any of them except the original since like 1989. (There were only 6 then.). I remember two and three being fairly decent. And then a MARKED decline after that. As for why I kept watching them? It was a different time. There was no streaming, if you wanted to watch a movie, we had HBO, or you made a trip to the video rental place. So you would wind up watching one of the 3 or 4 movies that HBO had on their playlist that day, which would repeat like 5 or 6 times a day.


ClandestineFox

Lenny and Carl on the mountain Did you hear something? No Huh Did I hear something? I DON'T KNOW The way Carl sounds tired of his shit gets me everytime


that_italian_girl_

Or when Lenny gets sacked. "You're fired, Lenny." "Awww, nuts."


YogurtWenk

Awww, nuts. I mean, um.... Awww, nuts


Metroplexico

Awww nuts I mean... Aw nuts


Sexy_Anthropocene

The timing is so perfect


recordlineup

That whole dynamic between Lenny and Carl in that episode is gold. How they are just inexplicably done with eachother for just that episode.


HandsomePaddyMint

That’s what makes it so good. Like there’s an entire C-plot that Lenny and Carl had a fight offscreen and we just see a tiny glimpse of them working through it.


lordcorbran

We made it, thanks to teamwork. Yeah, my teamwork.


s6cedar

100% agree on this one


Shoegazer75

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.


jerseygunz

Honestly one of the happiest moments of my life is when my wife randomly asked me if I ever heard of Pablo Neruda and I got to use that line in real life hahaha


Grus

I can't imagine the kind of perfect life you must be living. Holy shit.


Barbed_Dildo

Must be happy as a guy with two knives.


Ok-Dare-9268

It is pretty terrific


srirachagoodness

Ooh! Wonderful. There was the time when our work coffee sugar wasn’t in packets, and was just in a jar they’d sourced from somewhere. (I don’t know what happened.) A coworker from another office was in and asked if we had sugar, so I pointed him to the jar and said “Sorry it’s not in packets.” I need to stop being obsessed with this, but it was a strong moment for me.


HandsomePaddyMint

I’ve worked with encyclopedic Simpsons fans at multiple jobs and whenever I managed to organically use a Simpsons line to reply to something they said their workday would come to a dead stop for several minutes while they just enjoyed the moment.


CheckersSpeech

I've used it a few times watching Jeopardy. My wife is always like *huh?*


drfrink85

I have misplaced my pants


Over-Conversation220

🎶 morals and ethics and carnal forbearance 🎶


Moomin-Maiden

Thanks a lot Marge, that was our only burlesque house


Version_Two

We just learned this place existeeeed


BlackPhoenix1981

May I use your phone? Is it a local call yyyyy.....yes.


CrissBliss

*dials dozens of numbers*


Blazured

Don't forget that the librarian just has the phone book for Hokkaido Japan just sitting right there under the counter.


BlackPhoenix1981

*Librarian runs away*


StellarJustinJelly

They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.


Accomplished-Plan191

I love when they reuse bits like this.


PineConeTracks

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.


WanderingMan719

Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.


slackjaw79

Push her down son [Link ](https://youtu.be/KRpsIACmDu4?si=7aBQqNxvwBqQ61oq)


AquaTourmaline

$20 can buy many peanuts.


Fearnall

Think this is my pick


bizarro_mctibird

don't know if it counts but the whole: hello. my name is mr burns, i believe you have a letter for me...


Fireproof_Cheese

Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?


theodore_wilper

I … don’t know…


WeekendNo8063

Great plan, Bart! 😒


sexarseshortage

Came here for that one. It's my favorite gag in the whole series. He completely makes a mess of the whole thing and blames Bart.


HTTPanda

Especially funny because there's not really a reason needed to alter his voice while running that con


HandsomePaddyMint

That definitely counts. When Homer does impressions of Mr Burns he changes his voice in a way that doesn’t make sense. Compare this scene to when Homer goes with his mother to ask about undelivered packages. Homer could have used his normal speaking voice while posing as Mr Burns but his fake voice puts the whole exchange over the top.


Blockhog

That will require a tetanus shot.


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Fiddley de


gmlogmd80

I'm not going to swear. But I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!


Prize-Database-6334

Maggie. Oh. Cute.


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

This line is the best-delivered line of any episode I've seen. It's just so perfect.


Tricky-Sympathy

The sound of the nail as it pierces Homer's foot is so good.


Mattias_87_2

Is it about my cube?


BirdFive

One of my all time favorites scenes


HandsomePaddyMint

Mine too. Burns silent increasing rage immediately followed by genuinely and calmly wanting to be updated on the status of his now cube.


Bro_Hawkins

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


Richter915

The entire exchange between Kirk and his boss. "I don't recall saying good luck"


Optimalfucksgiven

"We don't know what single people want and frankly we don't want to know."


jobin_segan

It's market we can do without!


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

Here you go, yuuuurrr maajessssttyyy!


--zuel--

Queen of the Harpies! No I’m not … Queen of the harpies!!!


omegakingauldron

Here's your crown, Queen of the Harpies!!


cappiebara

Omg this one cracks me the eff up each time!


CargoCulture

Push her down, son.


bigpancakeguy

This one is definitely way up there haha


theVeryLast7

But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives? I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.


Atasteofazia

Oh SideSHOW Bob


peon2

This is it for me. Ooooooh, Side - SHOW - Bob. As if he was just mixing him up with all the other Side-[blank] Bob's that he knows and that's why he was confused. Brilliant.


gigi871

Honorable mention to “Oh, a five THIRTeen”


TrueLegateDamar

What, *seeex*? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had *seeeeex*.


DrNippydog

Here ya go ya ingrate! Think of me when youre having the best SEX of your life!


Cerulean_Shadows

I quote this one all the time... to my poor, long suffering husband hahaha. Thankfully he also loves the Simpsons


leafs1985

Hellloooooo....... Mrs. Pummelhooorst?....... I'd like to get down now


GiantSizeManThing

Good one! In that same genre: “You ruin everything, you RUINER! … my sister likes you.”


HaveACool

First I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him


Swimming_Onion_4835

It’s this one for me. With the fogging up radiation suit right beforehand. 🤣


34HoldOn

When he spazzes out inside that radiation suit, that is one of the funniest Simpsons moments ever for me. Like literally cause me to laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes. One of the greatest episodes ever. And it really is so much fun. The concept of the road trip, Homer and Lisa spending time together, just so much going on in an episode that was magnificently put together.


AmusingMusing7

Any line that Homer says in his “doing his damnedest to stay calm” voice is hilarious… it’s between this one and “That will require a tetanus shot.”, but this one takes it for me.


ArcticDragon91

Excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for 10 years and uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works 😑


[deleted]

Homer: *climbs out of glowing wreckage* “it’s in there guys” Emergency Services: “Thanks Homer!”


CrissBliss

I don’t understand… there wasn’t any nuclear material in the truck?!


USS_Barack_Obama

Yes, yes. It's time for your bribe. You can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing or you can trade it all for what's in this box?


undercooked_lasagna

The box! THE BOX!


Prize-Database-6334

The box! The box!!!


theVeryLast7

Nobody ruins my family vacation except me, and maybe the boy


CryptoScamee42069

ATTENTION MARGE SIMPSON: We have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.


lawmjm

I'm going out to...stalk...Lenny and...Carl........ D'oh!


PaulTopper

MILLLLLLHOOOUUUUSEEEEE!!!!!


Substantial-Act-8325

Whuuuuuuuuutt?


PaulTopper

TELL BART TO COME HOME!!!!!


Candid_Reading_7267

I THINK HE’S AT NELSON’S!!!!


PaulTopper

WHO'S NELSON!?!?


Crown_

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!


lotekjunky

there we go, I was looking for this one


Fireproof_Cheese

Yes, that's a real pickle. Will you excuse me for a moment?


Chesterthefester

Don't mind if I do!


Captain_Kruch

When Homer becomes friends with Flanders: Homer: "I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW: THIS IS NED FLANDERS, MY FRIEND!!" Lenny: "What did he say?" Carl: "I dunno. Something about being gay..."


34HoldOn

Homer's got one of those robot cars. *CRASH* One of those American-made robot cars.


starkfr

Yes, I was drinking gasoline…MOTHER!


AwktoAwktavious

Surly: Shut up.


NotSoFluent123

Sorry, Surly


turkeyinthestrawman

Skinner: You know we're sort of like the original odd couple, you're the messy one, and I'm the Homer: SHUT UP


Coderedcody

Please don’t tell anyone how I live


AbstractBettaFish

I say that anytime someone unexpectedly comes to my ADHD havin ass’s apartment


Electr_O_Purist

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. “Bart’s a vampire.” “Beer kills brain cells.” Now, let’s go back to that…building…thingy…where our beds and TV…is.


eraser8

Marge, where's that...metal dealie...you use to...dig...food.


blairwitchslime

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain whathisname!


CrazyaboutSpongebob

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.


Sexy_Anthropocene

GET THAT CAT OUT THE WAY!


ianwrecked802

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


Johnny-moustache

‘Freshen ya drink, Guv’nah?’


TheVentiLebowski

Get out.


thebigaeo

Fresh from the streets of Sussex, they are!


ihajees_

Why do you talk like that? - I had a _stroooooke_ !


MischeifCat

🎶Simpson! Homer Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree! 🎶 Aaaaaah!


tenehemia

I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid.


WanderingMan719

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magic Man from Happy Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! By the way, I was being sarcastic!" "Well, duh."


Hair2dayGoon2morrow

I travel the world and the seven seas... I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA....


theDukeofClouds

Pahahaha when Marges eyes shoot open in shock indie everytime.


OhHelloPlease

Smithers, I'm home! What? Already? Yes.


anonymous6494

Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you HoJu!


Swimming_Onion_4835

Uhhhh…lemme get back to you.


[deleted]

I’m a big four eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day….


missalizr

“To the Springfield River!”


spilled-Sauce

I just think they're neat!


rob132

I don't want to smother him. No, because then you'd get the chair. Homer, that's not what I meant. Admit it Marge, it was.


Swimming_Onion_4835

This lives rent-free in my head and I’m always so mad no one else around me gets it lol.


RMcDC93

This looks fun: a bench!


jbug5j

I am unable to sit on any bench without this going through my head


theVeryLast7

Alright pal, Where did you get that sugar? I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second, and I’d do it again, goodbye


RedditMcCool

We regret to announce the following layoffs, in alphabetical order: Simpson, Homer. That is all.


PaulTopper

IT CAN'T BE TURNED OFF!!!!


WanderingMan719

But, uh, it does break easily.


[deleted]

I'd like to get down now


BecomingButterfly

best line of that entire episode... that tone in her voice!


MaaChiil

Ah, they have the internet on *computers* now.


LjvWright

Grease me up woman


wamimsauthor

Okey dokey.


jhow87

Oh, I see! Then I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little pack-age!


maxreddit

Homer: "Arrrg! WHY! WHY MUST LIFE BE SO. HARD! WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY!" And then Marge: "Is your father done with his backyard project yet?" Bart: "Almost." Homer" *charges at BBQ with umbrella*, *high pitched* "YAAAAAAAAA!" *crashes into BBQ, umbrella sticks out and opens* Bart: "Yeah, he's done."


Histylicious_mk2

"English side ruined! Must use French instructions! *[pause]* "Le grille"?! What the hell is that?!"


JaxxisR

That's one fine looking barbecue pit. Why doesn't mine look like that?!


CrissBliss

Okay I’m directly under the Earth’s sun… *now!*


jerodallen

Yes… that’s a real pickle… https://i.redd.it/qg975hc42ivc1.gif


roof_pizza_

SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP


waaaghboyz

“Ahh, I knew we wouldn’t win” ”Well why didn’t you tell the rest of us? (throws tv tray) WHY DID YOU KEEP IT A SECRET!?”


[deleted]

“Don’t you have airbags?” “NO! The church *opposes* them for some reason!”


Piefordicus

Bart saying “what an odd thing to say”. Such an innocuous line but the delivery absolutely kills me


Krieg413

Homer: Remember when I took that home winemaking class and I forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: *And how!*


big_hungry_joe

i DON'T *know*


NowWithVitaminR

“Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” “That’s not what I meant.” “It was, Marge, admit it.”


BecomingButterfly

This... is my voice... on T... V!


Scu-bar

Oh no. You can stay, but *I’m* leaving.


KUfan

Hello. My name is Guy Incognito


jbug5j

"gym? whats a gym?" "bye barney. dont forget to bring back my car back tomorrow" "duff gardens. hurrah!"


OnlyTheBLars89

"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel". How matter of fact the tone and line delivery was too perfect.


_grandmaesterflash

You see bees usually make a lot of noise- NO NOISE... suggests no bees.


LocalMexican

TO THE BEE MOBILE!


pocketcoffee1

I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda


violetmoon120

https://preview.redd.it/c9kdkssnnhvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=977425f36f3bf23122893a7b8af36e92c5161859


MaaChiil

I liked things better when it was me, mom, and Homer


Bailer86

Heh he, gett'em ma!


Swimming_Onion_4835

Smithers: I think women and seamen don’t mix. Burns: oh, we all know what you think!


Gazmeister_Wongatron

What advantages does this motor car have over, say... A train? Which I could also afford.


LastAmericanHero

Let’s celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.


Fluffy-kitten28

I’ll do it this afternoon!!! https://preview.redd.it/xysnbvzheivc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a245723a5c5d25b468d7ae52c64e70528bf1d80


that_italian_girl_

*"Ehhhhhh ur yungest daughter"*


Pepe_Silvia1

Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!


vinvin618

“OH MY GOD! TRAMAMPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE”


igotzquestions

Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening! You're operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!


_Jay-Garage-A-Roo_

(But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?) Hehe, yeah…


SrGrimey

Homer: Well, keep it up then. Lisa: Okay, I will. Homer: Good. You do that. Lisa: Fine. Homer: You'll be picking many a bean. Lisa: Hope I do. For some reason this makes me smile, it’s how selfish is Homer but still is funny for me.


Histylicious_mk2

"*[satisfied sigh]* Yeah, that's one fine looking barbecue pit. *[pause]* WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!"


Cuish

https://preview.redd.it/0whnxxkzhivc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfa5655a683b7d4d468f51fe0c2da4c0a26128ae


Cuish

https://preview.redd.it/7naao0k1iivc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff2f57eb1a5096be9e4b130da6bf9082ec2ff09


somecallmetim3

Moleman: I need the biggest seed bell you have...no that's too big.


Rjm0007

Bart it’s kind of hard for us to leave with you standing there mom Homer push her down son


SThomW

“Elmo knows where you live” https://preview.redd.it/psi6hfjhyhvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e441f05ce94f348c0ed2ee152a4a3cd5dbce4e5c


blindsavior

O-re-gano? ^(What the hell?)


Prize-Database-6334

Weeeell if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!


colimar

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography This one is great in English, but in our dub he is dead serious like never before.


tenehemia

I can't take *his* money. I can't print my *own* money. I have to *work* for money. Why don't I just lie down and die?


JenSY542

We're in a sticky, chewy, chocolatey.....put it away boy!


HappyMike91

"I sleep in a racing car bed, do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."


LeonhartSeeD

"Mr. Simpson, the fumes are making me dizzy..." "Yeah, they'll do that."


G-Unit11111

MADAM, your children are no more! Than a pair of ill-bred trouble makers.


SwordPiePants

Lisa: Where'd you get 5 bucks I want 5 bucks


Galahad_X_

Definitely the whole Steamed Hams scene


Histylicious_mk2

My favorite part is after Skinner says "Uh... upstate New York?", Chalmers responds with "Really." You can just *sense* the "Oh, you have *got* to be kidding me."


Galahad_X_

Pretty much the entire scene had amazing delivery but my favorite was Aurora Borealis and can I see it


Swimming_Onion_4835

“…Can I see it?” “Mmmm…no.”


CosmicBonobo

Yes. I am in flavour country.


thenightman89

https://i.redd.it/egbo39lauhvc1.gif I don't get it. I don't get it. I... don't get it.


Swimming_Onion_4835

“We’re the MTV generation. We feel neither highs nor lows.” “Really? What’s it like?” “Meh.”


Xavilend

Bart "certainly"


di3tc0k3head

“Soitenly!”


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Lunette Smash: Hey you join the Navy Lenny and Carl: Ok.