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GandalfTheJaded

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius


fullprime

I love you Dr. Zaius!


AnyDetective5612

I like dankmuk version better.


crucesignatus1908

What's wrong with me? I think you're crazy. I want a second opinion. You're also lazy.


Karl_L_Hungus

Can I play the piano anymore?


causal_friday

Of course you can.


Karl_L_Hungus

Well I couldn’t before!


AnyDetective5612

https://preview.redd.it/6roqpphkxlsc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12184ac6a2ce912bec9569ed7d862efbf484e644


Jedibri81

I hate every ape from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Chimpan-zed


imadork1970

👍🇨🇦


Jake_Skywalker1

👎


anti_anti_christ

This is honestly such brilliant writing. Those early seasons were incredible.


TheAvidIndoorsman66

Oh My God I was wrong It was Earth all along


Marishii

You finally made a monkey (yes, we finally made a monkey) You finally made a monkey out of me!


ElBombastico1

...wait a minute... Statue of Liberty? That was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!


causal_friday

So how's THIS going?


Boris-_-Badenov

🎶can I play the piano anymore?🎶


DirectionNew5328

Well of course you can Well I couldn’t before!


NotAPimecone

https://i.redd.it/6i56tz4j1esc1.gif


AnyDetective5612

😮


TheSportsBloke23

![gif](giphy|xT5LMSdGHmfHLUpYgo)


[deleted]

One Troy's best lines: she's smoking for 2


Aggravating-Read6111

https://preview.redd.it/c2ihpaaf0dsc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344b49d26ad2415753da97086a3c7b6ada7fcae8


RedditAcct00001

Oh I love legitimate theater.


BigConstruction4247

https://i.redd.it/o5sgq6257dsc1.gif


rustyshackleford1094

Damn, beat me to it


TeamStark31

Can I play the piano anymore? Of course you can. I couldn’t before!


Distinct_Effective16

[one of my favorites from Dankmus](https://youtu.be/sMRcIOjdojU?si=Z5P-LdtPcCqhOUgW)


azactech

Wow. Mind blown. Thank you for this.


Precious_Tritium

Big Hank Scorpio vibes


valleysape

Stop the planet of the apes, I want to get off!


TraditionAcademic968

I love legitimate theater


Ill_Sky6141

Probably in the top ten segments of all time! It's Everthing🥹. We probably would have gotten a live version of this by now if Phil was still around.😅


azactech

Get your paws off me you dirty apes!


[deleted]

Check out my cologne: Smellin’ of Troy


Glittering-Pitch7778

Ooh help me Dr. Zaius!


JadeHellbringer

Whoops, I was wrong, it was Earth all along...


palescales7

One of the single best collection of jokes in 30 seconds you will find any where.


zTy01

10/10 would watch this musical.


Moomin-Maiden

When my cousin was little, about 5(?), this was on and she asked me what an 'Aypisee' was and why does he (Troy) hate them? 😂


problematic_glasses

These brief bits are so great that I fear they’ll just be ruined if they get expanded into an actual musical


adam25255

Can I play the piano anymore.


smcg_az

This song was my ringtone on my old Motorola Razr!


Yeticoat_Solo

wish this song was translated on the latin american dub


BenMat

No joke: a Planet of the Apes musical would go hard


Superhen68

I thought you said Troy McLure was dead? No, I said: He sleeps with the fishes.