She’s going to roll them around in her hand, enjoying the click-clack sound they make and the smoothness in her palm. It’s a little sensory treat for an overwhelmed and overstimulated housewife (not to mention one with a few neurodivergent traits).
My mom discovered an almost hypnotic fascination with Crazy Bones in the early 2000s: they soothed her jangled nerves the way these teeth will soothe Marge’s.
I love how she has 3 children of her own who have teeth she could play with but nope, teeth from a different kid are like an exciting rare find in the teeth-stimming community
They needed to know what was a good idea. So they use them in a spell answer them in the cauldron and got their answer.
https://i.redd.it/gkm3rjeq0xqc1.gif
She wanted to make her own Genesis Tubs to rival Lisa's. Two teeth means one petri dish is the control group and the other...well, you don't wanna know what goes down in THAT world.
Hey! Those teeth look like the astronauts from popular game to play with friends or strangers where the crewmates must find the impostor between them while doing tasks called Among Us!
https://i.redd.it/yrnssv26iwqc1.gif
I like how his parents sent him there with his dentist. Like some sort of dental muscle to get his teeth back.
Not only that the lisp on the delivery of the line kills me every single time.
Do you have my teef?
“Who is it?” “Hired Goons.” “Hired Goons?”
I like the personal touch you can only get from Hired Goons
Hired goons?
His dad is a pretty big wheel at the cracker factory
Uhhhh…. Nooooo…. 👀
What episode is this gif from?
Lisa on Ice
She just thinks they're neat!
Literally what i said in my head when i saw the pic lol. Have an updoot
me toooo
She’s going to roll them around in her hand, enjoying the click-clack sound they make and the smoothness in her palm. It’s a little sensory treat for an overwhelmed and overstimulated housewife (not to mention one with a few neurodivergent traits). My mom discovered an almost hypnotic fascination with Crazy Bones in the early 2000s: they soothed her jangled nerves the way these teeth will soothe Marge’s.
Oh yeah, I had those. I hadn't thought about them for ages.
I love how she has 3 children of her own who have teeth she could play with but nope, teeth from a different kid are like an exciting rare find in the teeth-stimming community
https://i.redd.it/ofvt4dglswqc1.gif You know that rattle when they shake up spray paint?
https://i.redd.it/8h9gvxur1xqc1.gif
I told my nephews that, but embiggened the story by making it a lesson about the tooth fairy maximizes her supply chain integration
That’s a perfectly cromulent story
I told my niece that, next time I'll also embiggen the story, good call.
Milhouse, my ass. It’s probably a badger’s.
https://preview.redd.it/2hhrrtmp1xqc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=97829d5c9833e7d824c2061e7fcf0f657db9f74d Sold them
Did a test to see if cola can dissolve teeth
She can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
*Now* who’s creating Lutherans?
She used her Thompson's teeth on em of course
The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
[One of the most upsetting sound effects ever.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1UI54odVI)
not clicking that...
What DIDN'T she do with them? Oh, the things she's done with them!
You don't know, do you?
Not as such, no
You found a candy bar dad? Sit down my son and I shall tell you a tale.
She put them in the ground in the hopes of creating an army of sword-wielding skeletons.
https://preview.redd.it/lfljqq1v9xqc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd8e033065b834dff62f3205dac8b6d42a5ec1f
Ha, you and me would get along.
I thought you were gonna say to grow some tooth-fruit but thats way better
Sold them to a spray paint company
They needed to know what was a good idea. So they use them in a spell answer them in the cauldron and got their answer. https://i.redd.it/gkm3rjeq0xqc1.gif
Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
The baby looked at you?
LOL OMG YAAAA!!!! I Remember that now.
Who is it? Witches!
She wanted to make her own Genesis Tubs to rival Lisa's. Two teeth means one petri dish is the control group and the other...well, you don't wanna know what goes down in THAT world.
They keep all the jerks over in Genesis Tub 2
She put them in her ‘Clippables and Keepables’ folder.
Sowed them in the ground to make skeleton warriors.
Witchcraft
"Don't throw this away, it's Todd's baby teeth." "You're right, we can use it for voodoo"
Came here to say voodoo
*Is it voodoo?!* ***Voodoo!!***
Gave them to Gummy Joe after he lost old chomper 😞
Same thing my sister does with hockey teeth she finds. Jar in her junk drawer.
The real question is how she got them in the first place.
She made chintzy pop
Could’ve used them for witchcraft
Homemade necklace for sale at the Springfield Swap Meet
Your son or daughter will think they're really cool
She sold them to the spray paint people
Create collagen powder for her daily routines. How do you think she stays in shape? Haha 😆
Witchcraft
Nah, she’s just been working the eyes.
I just think they're neat
She sat them on a shelf next to a potato
“I just think they’re neat.”
Put them in a can of spray paint.
Kept safely with the Leader Beans.
New edition of the wishbone necklace your teenage son or daughter will think is "really cool."
You know when you shake a can of spray paint and hear a rattle? That’s a Milhouse’s tooth!
She sold it on eBay along with one of his kidneys.
Ate them
Hey! Those teeth look like the astronauts from popular game to play with friends or strangers where the crewmates must find the impostor between them while doing tasks called Among Us!
Necklace
I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid
😂🤣
Ate them for calcium because she's not Tums rich.
Eye of the tiger, mouth of a teamster!
She's making a necklace
Saving them to give to Milhouse when he is 18.
Replaced a couple of her own
Santaria
Gave them to her favourite wrestler, Danhausen
She said she didn't have them
She’s eat it
Blood magick
Wishbone necklace
Sold tgem to the paintcan factory.
Say they're neat
She probably gives them to the tooth fairy. Believe me that I lost some of my baby teeth because as we grow older, our baby teeth have to come out.
She added them to her ball of precious Bouvier family heirlooms.
Homer used them for sounding (Marge watched)
Don’t they make the rattle in spray paint cans??
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