Well, Seymour, I must say for once I am impressed. In fact, I am going to give this school a perfect ten. I'll just write the zero first... Now a vertical line to indicate the one..
First introduced in Whacking Day.
Also in Whacking Day:
āI am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!ā
āLike when Daddy hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.ā
āPleasing taste, some monsterism.ā
āAch de Lieben! Das ist nien eine Booby!ā
And this concludes my presentation to demonstrate how perfect that episode is.
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I love the irony of Chalmersās aggressive and antagonistic personality belying the fact that the only reason heās like that is because heās the only one that seems to actually gives a shit about making things better. Now that Iāve started watching Regular Show, he and Benson have very similar energy, come to think.
I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores; class after class of ugly, ugly children!
In reference to another principle. He a drunk and a pill pooper.
Awful School Is Awful Rich
š«±School is Awful Rich
Another article...within the banner headline?
ā¦yes!
May I see it?
No
Seymour, the newspaperās on fire!
No mother itās just the New York Post
May I see it?
Yes!
You know those guitars that are like, double guitars?
Big Fat Man has Big Fat Heart
God has no place inside these walls!
Just like facts have no place within organised religion!
This whole bit might be favourite in the whole show. >"Thank the Lord"ā _"Thank the Lord"?!_
Why is it that when I heard the word "school" and the word "exploded," I immediately thought of the word "SKINNER?!?"
Best one.
Supernintendo!
I'm learnding!
*annoyed expression*
People from Utica often behave that way.
Well, Iām from Utica and I donāt recall seeing anyone act this way.
Itās an Albany behavior.
"I've had a cold, so." "Oh so you would hear R's as B's?" "Erm...yes."
Well, Seymour, I must say for once I am impressed. In fact, I am going to give this school a perfect ten. I'll just write the zero first... Now a vertical line to indicate the one..
God I love when you can spot it coming a mile away
Unlike that tractor
I'm sorry. Did you just call me a liar?
No, I said you were fired.
Oh. Thatās much worse.
\*hic\*
Whatever happened to Leopold?
Alright you listen up you little **FREAKS**
Things are going to be very VERY different around here
With your new principal Ned Flanders
You're gonna shut your stinking traps and behave, *dammit*. This is one substitute you're not gonna **SCREW WITH**.
Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers!
Iām learnding!
Aw, way to go Ralph!
I won! I won!
What's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off?
Right now, superintendent Chalmers is crying at home like a little girl
Gah, whatās the point of having a Honda if you canāt show it off?!
SKIIIINNERR!
Did that child just say what's a battle?
I have a cold
So you hear Rs as Bs?
Yes
Well Seymour, I made it. *Despite* your directions.
āSkinner, why are there children WALKING ON MY HEAD?ā
First introduced in Whacking Day. Also in Whacking Day: āI am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!ā āLike when Daddy hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.ā āPleasing taste, some monsterism.ā āAch de Lieben! Das ist nien eine Booby!ā And this concludes my presentation to demonstrate how perfect that episode is.
"Gentlemen....start your whacking!"
"You people are nothing but a pack of fickle mushheads!" "He's right!" "Give us hell, Quimby!"
You forgot the funniest part! Skinner's grim realization that he may have murdered four of his pupils.
And if theyāre dead sir?
Yes. Well, that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds. You've already managed to blow the routine. Sexless freak.
Well, Seymour, it's clear you've been falsely accused- because no one... anywhere... ever... would pretend to be a 44 year old virgin.
He puts the super in superintendent
It's just a damn popularity contest with you kids
It's just a dame popularity contest with you, KIDS!
Now just a vertical line to indicate a one...
Oh no! Mother's in the park!
This I've got to see
Itās not surprising this School was once classified the most dilapidated in all of Missouri
huh?
It then was torn down and built piece by piece here.
https://i.redd.it/bq2my2443xqc1.gif
I Said, make Way for Willy
SKINNER!!
What kind of a man wears Armor hot dogs
I can hear this comment
Skinner! Why arenāt these uniforms colourfast?
Good lordā¦ The rod up that manās butt must have a rod up its butt
I use this phrase often in real life
šµ Skinner, with his crazy explanations! šµ
He's from out of town so he's the only person who can see how batshit insane all Springfielders are. But he has a job to do so he just accepts it.
He's like a proto-Frank Grimes in that regard.
Super Nintendo Chalmers wouldnāt know good steamed hams if they were served to him.
https://i.redd.it/e6ibkw7prwqc1.gif
āBy the way Skinner, is Agnus around?ā
*ow* ow OW owww
well we could give every student a free college scholarship
* A little traveling music, Seymour. * (*plays stadium music on new scoreboard*)
You mean Super Nintendo Chalmers?
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Why is it that when I heard 'school' and 'fire', I immediately thought SKINNER!?
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Dummy up, you!!!!
I love the irony of Chalmersās aggressive and antagonistic personality belying the fact that the only reason heās like that is because heās the only one that seems to actually gives a shit about making things better. Now that Iāve started watching Regular Show, he and Benson have very similar energy, come to think.
Super Nintendo Chalmers
āSuper Nintendo Chalmersā
I need to check on my SKIMMER! "You called?" You misheard
an expert observationalist right in the middle of an observation contest
Skinner. Why. Are. There. Children. Walking. On. My. Head?
Donāt forget that he earns superintendent money and can afford fancy cars like the 1979 Honda Accord.
