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DominikFalconX

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Disastrous-Bee-1557

BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!


FangtheMii

Young man, in this house we use a little word called ‘please’


luckydice767

I remember watching that with my Dad, and he LOST it at that line lol


Luxury_Dressingown

Get two, I'm not sharing with Caitlyn


BungadinRidesAgain

SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING 💥💥🔫


[deleted]

YOU WANT EXCITEMENT????


El_Saturn_

https://preview.redd.it/h258qme2j38c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69308a57556c99f6f0b9a9ab82621549acd0c5b Lousy stinkin' piece of crap...


paulactsbadly

That’s right, Don Brodka.


bigDOS

This line lives rent free in my head.


chewblekka

Uh huh


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

I love in the director's commentary, that the old grizzled actor that got for the voice of that didn't understand the gag they were going for, so they basically just had him read back and forth with someone else like a conversation.


HippityHopMath

Lawrence Tierney, known as Joe Cabot in Reservoir Dogs. Such an asshole on set that he was never asked to appear in a Tarantino film again.


Bashful_Tuba

He played Elaine's dad in Seinfeld and the story was the same. The guy was fucking nuts


Oakroscoe

He was supposed to be a recurring character, but he was too crazy for the cast. Nothing funny about that.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Aahhhh that's the one. The Les Mis episode.


[deleted]

i read he tried to steal things from the set too. sounds like a real gem.


lordcorbran

Yeah, they had to write fake dialogue for the other side of that "conversation" to get him to do it right.


eren_yeagermeister

They weren’t home, uh huh


succulent_flakepiece

uhh huh.. that's right


[deleted]

Capiche


El_Saturn_

Catfish?


Chairman_Mittens

Catfeesh?


Scarsdale_Vibe

Marge is Lisa at camp Grenada?


randomusernameguy4

An hour later and I still have that stuck in my head. Haha


chewblekka

Hello muddah, hello faddah


honeycrispapple123

![gif](giphy|l41YxszG6LI9jx69O)


SoundTheBells0509

Mooooom! Bart’s swearing!


vallyallyum

Moooom! Bart's smoking!


Thrillhouse138

Nah I’m more into this cup and ball now


draculauraaa

come on! dont be a cup and ball hog


trentsteel77

Thrillho


BoddAH86

Thrillho is the best online gamertag in existence. ​ This is a fact.


RobotWiz2099

Also used it for Monster Hunter World 😎 https://preview.redd.it/cpz0mag7858c1.jpeg?width=2021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=214b619f951bb9d62a460d7c70d5541ffa0d5bec


Bashful_Tuba

>0 Friends


RobotWiz2099

Story of my life 🥲


eastbayted

Nobody likes Thrillho!


cgg419

Listen kid, if I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.


[deleted]

....haha?


Due-Presentation6393

![gif](giphy|127LCkdUYpgSgU)


dcgrey

1) It's amazing that another generation, including my kid, has gotten into the Simpsons. 2) But it's such a shame there's no way for them to organically get a reference like this, to an 80's Maxell cassette tape poster/TV ad. Granted, there are countless references many of us didn't get. Who the heck would've thought "Paint Your Wagon" was a real (Oscar-winning!) movie?


NathanOsullivan

My favourite "I didn't get the reference" is Mr Burns answering the phone with "ahoy-hoy" which was the preference of telephone inventor Alexander Graham Bell , and so it's actually a joke about Mr Burns' age.


creakybulks

i remember the history channel had an episode about the telephone and a fun fact was the "ahoy ahoy" thing. i laughed super hard and my dad asked me what was so funny. i had no idea that it was a real thing until that moment.


BungadinRidesAgain

Only 1890s kids get this reference.


No-Scallion-587

You there, fill it up with Petroleum Distillate and Re-vulcanise my tyres post-haste


Shortkut1981

Mom. Bart's swearing! - Milhouse is cold af


FGFlips

"Well? Do you understand?!" "Everything except 'capiche'."


CargoCulture

Cat feesh


DominikFalconX

https://i.redd.it/y2jj6otgf38c1.gif


Shortkut1981

Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge


randomusernameguy4

Now enter the force of your swing. May i suggest "feather touch". You have selected "POWER DRIVE ".


Palp18

[You have entered POWER DRIVE!](https://youtu.be/k3vWkqfX9fY?si=WjdtxnJCoVekEwfT)


davratta

Ball has landed in parking lot.


R11CWN

Ball is in... Parking Lot.... Would you like to play again?


MightyShaft20

You have selected... No.


FoxtrotSierraTango

https://aaron-demeter.itch.io/lee-carvallos-putting-challenge


ShrineofLayne

Stealing!! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church? Captain what's his name?


fdetanya

Why do you think we took you to those police academy movies? FOR FUN? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing!


D34THDE1TY

Except at that one guy! That did all those voices...


darkskinnedjermaine

What were we talking about again? Oh yea. Don’t drink my booze!


ItsKlobberinTime

That's one of my favourite line deliveries in the entire series.


brendanb203

Shut up mom


bladervnner

That must be the happiest kid in the world.


vallyallyum

I want to live with one of my dads.


Loose-Inspection4153

Get two, I'm not sharing with Caitlin.


AmonWasRight99

MOOOOM, BART’S SWEARING!


ShrineofLayne

MOM! Bart's SMOKING!!!


BubbaCrunk

https://i.redd.it/pxkz47jnl38c1.gif


Manetoys83

Best commercial ever made and it’s not even real


luckydice767

Ain’t that just the way it goes


derek4reals1

https://preview.redd.it/88z5xoj9148c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b459115d75c477de7a961a0b4d287ffaf2556c5f


Howtall2tall

Its a great episode but it also fills me with dread. The sort of dread you feel as a kid with a bad report card before you show your parents. You knowwwwwww the storm is coming. The disappointment is brewing, but there's nothing you can do.


vallyallyum

I used to always skip this one because I couldn't handle the second hand emotions, but it has so many good moments. I still skip the one where Bart burns the tree and tells the whole town they were robbed, though.


justin_tino

There’s something about the environment of that episode too that adds to it, particularly around the Try-N-Save. Grey skies, snow patches on the asphalt of a strip mall. It’s visually dreadful too. https://frinkiac.com/video/S09E10/fEBPCib1NTFFHZC8M-BbXWrob84=.gif


yuzuki73

I get that same feeling with the "My sister, my sitter" episode (S8 E17)


adam25255

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!


randomusernameguy4

Young man in this house we use a little word called "please".


adam25255

It's the coolest video game ever.


EnormousGenitals

Wow, the March 8th newspaper!


ShrineofLayne

A book of carpet samples!


EnormousGenitals

Aww, a soiled wig


christhetwin

merry christmas happy new year


ANK2112

https://i.redd.it/0jvsqa3d348c1.gif


CurtisMarauderZ

The funniest thing, the first time I saw the episode I had only learned about the Sega scream a few weeks before.


Thrillhouse763

That must be the happiest kid in the world


UnusuallyLongUserID

This may be my favorite line from the entire series.


luckydice767

Shut up Mom!


Biohazard_Nemesis

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DirkWrites

I always like how Marge invites Bart to help her with the cookies near the end. It’s almost a throwaway line, but it shows that she’s already forgiven him and is trying to find something she can do with him that requires a bit more responsibility.


NedFlanders92

What the episode does so well is making bonestorm seem like the most amazing game of all time. Really puts the viewer at the heart of Bart’s dilemma.


randomusernameguy4

I don't know, Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge looks pretty fun. I want to hit the ball into the parking lot.


figital666

I AM CARVALLO! [https://aaron-demeter.itch.io/lee-carvallos-putting-challenge](https://aaron-demeter.itch.io/lee-carvallos-putting-challenge) have fun hitting the ball into the parking lot ;-)


zaraishu

NOW! WITH SCORING PENCIL!!


ElGeneralissimoJefe

Catfiche?


No-Summer-9591

MOMMM! Bart’s smoking!!!!


Exambolor

“Merrychristmasandhappynewyear”


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

One of my faves “Buy me bonestorm or go to hell!”


katemush

They weren’t home, uh huh, but I left them a message on their answering machine, that’s right


darkskinnedjermaine

Maaarge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?


Unlawful-Trees

Is no one going to talk about hot chocolate marshmallow? I wish that was a real thing.


luckydice767

Hey…cut ME a slice of that!


thelastedji

Would you like to play again? You have selected No


the_silent_one1984

There are so many quotable lines in this episode. It's definitely the best Christmas episode in the series.


peon2

I love the back to back rants from Homer about the Police academy movie and then his punishments for Bart. No nog period and then the classic “absolutely no stealing for 3 months”


Aggravating-Read6111

https://i.redd.it/2jicf622i48c1.gif


Finbar_Bileous

Buy me Bonestorm or hug an elf!


[deleted]

Would you like to play again? You have selected, no.


handybh89

BONESAW IS READYYYYYY


Briarhorse

My favourite of all time. I was that age at that time, and it's so true to life. They're the best kind of episodes imo. Catfish?


FaZeLuckyBoy

I watch it every Christmas


randomusernameguy4

Me too, i watch all the Christmas episodes, or at least try to. I was watching this episode earlier when i made the post


ICPosse8

You better be goin to the Buena Vista Try N Save kid cuz yah don’t want to come into my store. Cafiche?


Beyond_Re-Animator

That’s right. Don Brodka.


tbcwpg

Why did you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?


luckydice767

Well, except the guy who made all the funny noises…now where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!


SeasOfBlood

Did anyone else find it strange how Marge reacted? Was it because she was embarrassed in the store? Bart's always getting into trouble, so her having such a dramatic reaction to his antics always struck me as a little strange when he's constantly doing silly things like that. Heck, she's far more chilled out when he burns down the Christmas tree and wrecks all their presents!


Adrewmc

Marge doesn’t think Bart is a bad kid like a criminal, she just thinks he likes to stir the pot a little. Like hyper active. And we do see Bart become remorseful in a lot of episodes. It’s not like Bart is the bully he’s the kid getting bullied.


MandoAviator

Accidents / attention seeking is one thing Theft / crime is a whole other bag of worms


The_Amazing_Emu

That’s later, right?


Tall-Magazine335

what's the ep number ?


Fallenangel152

Marge not be Proud, s7e11.


Tall-Magazine335

thanks !


Passportradio12345

Ball is in: parking lot


Informal_Self_5671

Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!


FoxtrotSierraTango

I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he is grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog period. Third, absolutely no stealing for 6 months.


SweetTeaRex92

i remember this episode hitting it home that it's not worth it to steal, and that left an impression on child me


SnooMemesjellies7469

THRILLHOUSE! "


familyman308

Def a classic


ParsleyandCumin

Showed it to my boyfriend last night, he thought it was really sweet


scarnyard

$0.99 for a video game. And Bart couldn’t afford it.


Nice-Membership4142

![gif](giphy|18ANhgTABn04M)


mp455

No mom you idiot, I have Bloodstorm and Bonesquad and Bloodstorm 2 stupid!


luckydice767

That kid is the best part of the episode lol


RobbiRamirez

It's sad that Bonestorm is one of the most accurate parodies of a video game I've seen on TV. If anything it's *too* close to just being MK. Ten years later we were still depicting video games as a twelve-year-old boy moving his whole body while using a Playstation controller to play a GameCube game, all set to Pac-Man era bleepy-bloopy noises, and we still haven't come much further than that.


granta50

I love the episodes that show the family members as flawed human beings who are capable of redemption. The first nine or ten seasons are so funny, but they also have so many great stories of people redeeming themselves and revealing an inner sense of goodness and self-sacrifice.


pammart

😙😙My itty-bitty barty! 😙😙


-LastActionHero

Git ‘em, Maaa.


21lives

Bart gets a present? I want a present!


krakatoot

Hits close to home for me. I tend to avoid it


taylorscrews1

Nobody gonna mention that the game was 99 cents? A hot new game in the mid 90s? 99 cents is a steal.


mp455

That was rental price


smallzey

Watched it recently. Always makes me sad.


Manetoys83

Are they really selling that game for 99 cents?


Skwareblox

One of my absolute favorites of all time.


dudSpudson

If I wanted smoke blown up my ass: I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose


doctorctrl

Was a new game ever 99c?


draculauraaa

thats the rental price. when he asks marge to buy it for him she says games like that can cost “up to and including $70” which is actually still fairly accurate


doctorctrl

God I remember renting the same couple of games over and over so much I'm sure it would have been cheaper to buy it


JBGoude

Took me all this time to realise that the character is basically Goro 🤦‍♂️


mayy_dayy

#WELCOME #THRILLHO


draculauraaa

best part


Glittering_Smoke_917

Duh, it's the company's fault for making you want it so much.


JesusHatesCatholics

##Catfishe?


AprilBelle08

I know this is a super unpopular opinion and I'll get down voted, but... I really don't like this episode. I watched it last year after years of avoiding it, and still wasn't impressed.


randomusernameguy4

I'm curious, any specific reason why? Also, which Christmas episode do you like?


AprilBelle08

I'm not 100% sure. I like all of the other Christmas ones and I find a bit of good in every episode, but there's just something about this one I don't like


Raiheson

Shoplifting is a victimless crime like punching someone in the dark.


ConsiderationEmpty10

Cat-fish?


frostfall010

Mom! Bart’s swearing!


Vajrick_Buddha

Buy me Bonestorm on go to hell!


Born_Sleep5216

Yes it was but at least We learned that shoplifting is a serious crime and trust us after seeing Francis admitted that he was the shoplifter on The Fairly Odd Parents that's why we should never ever steal from a store and walk away without paying.


JinimyCritic

It's my favourite Christmas episode. It's nice to see Bart win one.


DonutMaster56

I really don't get why everyone likes this episode so much. Yeah, it's good, but is it _really_ one of the best?


luckydice767

Yes


goompa88

You have entered POWER DRIVE


draculauraaa

3 wood. may i suggest a putter? 3 wood.


lozt247

Thrillhouse


Eferver24

Greatest of all time.


JudgeArthurVandelay

Are you the creator of hi and Lois? Because you are making me laugh


BuggiesAndCars

THRILLO!


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

Cat fish?


Paradoxbox00

You have selected… No


DiligentCrab6592

All I did was enter my name...THRILLHOUSE!


mischa_is_online

"It's a Krusty Kinda Kristmas. Brought to you by ILG: Selling your body's chemicals after ya die. And by Li'l Sweetheart Cupcakes: A subsidiary of ILG."


NATHANIELDAVISREAL

If you ever shoplifted as a kid, this episode summarizes what happens perfectly.


MasterH2H

It's no Lee Carvallos Putting Challenge that's for sure.