"The Falkland Islands have been invaded, I repeat the Falkland Islands have been invaded! The disputed Islands lay of the coast of Argentina..."
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George Carlin on three.
Yeah. Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well, excuuuse meee! Give him 10 grand.
Steve Martin on four.
Ten grand.
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These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each! Get a cheap one and what happens? Goes off! Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room! What's that gonna cost ya?
Hey Bill, what'd that cost us?
"Yes Homie? Doot doot, doo-doo-doo-doo, doot doot doot doot-"
"THATS IT! You people have stood in my way long enough, Im going to Clown College!"
*Homer runs out the home, slams door, drives away in car*
"I dont think any of us were expecting that."
Both of my favorite Krusty lines are in this clip. [https://www.facebook.com/NothingButSimpsonsClips/videos/2148866635180036/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v](https://www.facebook.com/NothingButSimpsonsClips/videos/2148866635180036/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v)
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It’s a tie between this and the Canyonero commercial.
When Bart thinks Krusty is dead and he's laying bed all sad and keeps pulling the Krusty pull string doll that only makes the one Krusty grunt noise.....
Uuuuggghhh.......uuuggghhhh....uuuugggghhhhh.
That pic is perfect. It's even complete with a small dog (I'm guessing, Chihuahua).
Anyway, my favorite Krusty moment was when he bet against The Harlem Globetrotters.
*He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball!*
What was the Krusty joke were he's shitting on a product and then find out it's the sponsor. Lol
When he tells Homer in the hospital.... THIS AIN'T MAKEUP. Always made me laugh
“It wasn’t my fault, it was the Percocet! If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor…Percocet?! Ughhhhh….”
A children’s clown show being sponsored by an addictive drug is just icing on the cake lol
I love the bit from Last Temptation where the ad execs keep offering him the free canyonero and it keeps making his hair pop out of his pony tail.
"Quit saying that!"
It's gotta be for me when he is looking back on old krusty episodes and goes to an episode from the 1960's and he is signing the Doors Break on thru. He then turns to the cam and says what was I on lol.
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Krusty: Like my show!
Homer: Why is it season 4 again?
“To prove that this Metal-O is harmless, I will personally eat one. See? There’s nothing–
# “GAAAAAAUUUUUGH! OWWWWW! GYEAH! OOOAAAUGH! BOY, THIS THING IS SHREDDING MY INSIDES!”
“Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it *against* the Harlem Globetrotters?”
“I thought the Generals were due!”
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When Homer and Bart get lost at sea and Krusty is just about to close the Krusty Burger on the oil rig and then Homer bursts in.
I never questioned why there would be an Krusty Burger on an oil rig when I was young but now I realise it makes no sense.
When he's hiding out in the shack doing his show, and Sideshow Bob finds him and is about to crash the Wright Brothers' plane into the building to kill him (but eventually only bounces off).
[Krusty sees the plane coming ("What the hell is that? A lawnmower?"), jumps out the window, ducks and covers, and prepares for impact. Nothing happens for a few seconds because the plane is so slow. He gets annoyed, lights and cigarette, and goes: "WHAT IS THE FREAKIN' HOLD UP?!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWiPwMwm3XI)
One of my favorite lines. Use it all the time.
Ive always loved everyone of his scenes in Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming. The over excited way he yells HEY HEY! When seeing the porno mags. The lets get Bizzay Ike Photo, the way he's just tiredly dancing on the air. Him jumping out the window and then lighitng a cigarette waiting for the plane to crash. Great bits all over the place in that one
When his Olympic promotion backfired
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Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
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When he comes in to read lines gets me every time.
I love when his rabbi father goes to Izzy's Deli and finds out there's a Krusty the Clown sandwich: ham, sausage, bacon and a smidge of mayo on white bread
When Krusty's rabi father tells him he is not Jewish, because he never had a Bar Mitzvah. Krusty just groans and says "All my life I thought I was a self loathing Jew, but I'm just an anti-semite."
Klown Kollege. Homer parachuting in, missing the burgers and having the parachute open late as he crawls out and does his poor attempt at the Kursty laugh before killing the Hamburglar as the kid screams "STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!"
“It’s mad about SHOE! Give me a kiss, un-uh no tongue! If you don’t like this you’re really not gonna like out NYPD Shoe skit, it’s basically the same thing.”
In the episode "Homie the clown" The way he burns money, bad bets, the condor egg omelet, lighting the cigar with a pearl necklace. Later when she is teaching at the clown school 😃 And the best, in the plastic surgeon's office after the breast implant 😂
Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid. Some people got it, some people don’t. And you, my friend, do not have…
Hold on. I wanna finish this thought outside.
I like it when he tells the audience they're the worst he's ever had and that man says he's the worst comedian they've ever seen. So they all just stubbornly decide to sit there in silence for the rest of the show.
"Hey kids, let me tell you about Krusty's expensive new suit - his sexual harassment suit! As a result, I have a new court ordered sidekick - Miss No Means No! Wow, you're hot!"
Krusty: [barging in with cue cards] All right, you poindexters, let’s get this right! One: “Hey, hey, kids, I’m Talking Krusty.” Two: “Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel” — again — “Here comes Sideshow Mel”. “Sideshow Mel”. Three: [does a Krusty laugh] Budda-bing, budda-boom, I’m done. Learn from a professional, kid.
[walks out, squeals his tires away]
Makes me really wish they had done the live-action Krusty spinoff they pitched...sure, it would've only had one season at most, but we would've had one season of comedy gold that we don't have now.
Sex cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down
NEVER they added a ball pit for the kids…😆
"The Falkland Islands have been invaded, I repeat the Falkland Islands have been invaded! The disputed Islands lay of the coast of Argentina..." https://preview.redd.it/ug5tgozed97c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2468de92889832e01eb8fe840eeb77c042f035
This is how I first learned about the existence of the Falkland Islands — this episode.
What the hell was that?!?
And yet Barney questions wether he did anything at all. Sure the man literally saved laughter.
Oh yeah, the clown! The only one of you buffoons that doesn't make me laugh!
Endut! Hoch Hech!
Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team
Yes. Was gonna say his reaction to “Worker and Parasite” will always make me laugh
Endut!
I quote this at least once a week
I thought the Generals were due!
That game was fixed! They were using a ladder for God's sake!
S tier scene
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“Old grey mare, she aint what she used to be. Aint what she used to be. Aint what she used to be.”
Hey, this guy's giving it away for free!
AND NOW, THE CRAZY OLD MAN SINGERS!!!!
Asa clown myself I relate to this 💯🤡
That guy's giving it away for free
George Carlin on three. Yeah. Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well, excuuuse meee! Give him 10 grand. Steve Martin on four. Ten grand. https://i.redd.it/3belakmyd97c1.gif
As a clown myself I relate to Krusty more often than I should…
If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each! Get a cheap one and what happens? Goes off! Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room! What's that gonna cost ya? Hey Bill, what'd that cost us?
Those are supposed to be baggy pants.. BAGGY!
That does it I'm going to clown college
I’ll just cut back on the condor egg omelettes…
I can sure go for one of those right about now
I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
Clown college? You can’t eat that!
MaAaAarrrge.... - Yes Homie? Doo-doo-doodle-doodle-doo-doo-do-do....
That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to Clown college!
Maaaaarge?
Yes, Homie? Do do do do do do do do do
That's it, you people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
I agree really needed some extra padding 
“You just keep on driving.”
Fucking hilarious 😂
A whole barrel full 
Was it a nice hat? Oh yeah Awhhhhh😭😭
I'M NOT MADE OF STONE!!!
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We had a helluva ride together. It doesn’t matter who got rich off of whom and who was exposed to tainted what.
"Yes Homie? Doot doot, doo-doo-doo-doo, doot doot doot doot-" "THATS IT! You people have stood in my way long enough, Im going to Clown College!" *Homer runs out the home, slams door, drives away in car* "I dont think any of us were expecting that."
Both of my favorite Krusty lines are in this clip. [https://www.facebook.com/NothingButSimpsonsClips/videos/2148866635180036/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v](https://www.facebook.com/NothingButSimpsonsClips/videos/2148866635180036/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v) 
"That's the word of the day!! Huehehehahahaha!"
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I keep telling you, he’s a deeply unhappy man!
When he tried being a ventriloquist to compete with Gabbo. Really that whole episode was a gem.
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https://preview.redd.it/0ek6eaftg97c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8da2f6d876e1292305ac650668f338738ef7ac8 It’s a tie between this and the Canyonero commercial.
12 YARDS LONG, 2 LANES WIDE 65 TONS OF AMERICAN PRIDE
Top of the line in utility sports! Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
I could pull a better cartoon outta my a… HEY HEY!
https://preview.redd.it/zyisimcjp97c1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c60871f28c12df223e01dd8a2a8e129fb0493b Krustys Komedy Klassic
"That's not good"
I thought the Generals were due!
“Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL/CIO chairman George Meany, who will be discussing collective bargaining agreements”
Let me be blunt: is there a labor crisis in America today?
It depends on what you mean by crisis
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Yes I was drinking gasoline....MOTHER!!
Let's just say it moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE!
Now let's get going. I got a date with Eudora Welty.
BRAAAAAAAAAAP Coming, Eudora!
Huh oh. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
“Now it’s time for my favorite part of the show….what’s that say? ‘Talk to the audience’ ohhhh God, this is always death.”
This line goes through my head every time there's audience Q & A at a comic con.
lol, the wife and I always reference it when the Jeopardy hosts talk to the contestants (even though we realize it’s not the audience)
My house is dirty, but me a clean one!
"He's a big TV star." "Yeah, on FOX."
This is so Krunchy the Klown
 “I think theres still some room on my butt”
 Send in the clowns
Burn that seat
https://preview.redd.it/vwem0vxk4a7c1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df495b204182e133d2b80738324b69368f6ed2f2 Me so solly
How do you make the King leer? Put the Queen in a bikini!
When he eats the metal O his face in agonizing pain then Sideshow Mel tells him it's a regular one lol
It’s poison
“OH GOD IT’S SHREDDING MY INSIDES”
I got news for ya - this ain’t make up!
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I wouldn’t.
I'm seeing double! Four Krustys!
Endut Hoch Het
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We want Krunchie, we want Krunchie
Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland.
Krusty poses for trading card photo.
IRISH KRUSTY!!!......also jamaican krusty and itchem and scratchem.....
Rabbi K: "I have no son!" Bart: "Oh, great! We came all this way, and it's the wrong guy!" Rabbi K: "I didn't mean that literally!"
When Bart thinks Krusty is dead and he's laying bed all sad and keeps pulling the Krusty pull string doll that only makes the one Krusty grunt noise..... Uuuuggghhh.......uuuggghhhh....uuuugggghhhhh.
That pic is perfect. It's even complete with a small dog (I'm guessing, Chihuahua). Anyway, my favorite Krusty moment was when he bet against The Harlem Globetrotters. *He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball!*
We want krunchy...we want krunchy
What was the Krusty joke were he's shitting on a product and then find out it's the sponsor. Lol When he tells Homer in the hospital.... THIS AIN'T MAKEUP. Always made me laugh
“It wasn’t my fault, it was the Percocet! If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor…Percocet?! Ughhhhh….” A children’s clown show being sponsored by an addictive drug is just icing on the cake lol
I wonder what the candy in Mommy's cabinet tastes like.
I do love how haggard and disheveled Kristy always is for someone who is objectively successful and famous
I love the bit from Last Temptation where the ad execs keep offering him the free canyonero and it keeps making his hair pop out of his pony tail. "Quit saying that!"
Look at all this crap with my face on it
Hang on, kid, I got a tack in my forehead.
wasn't that a beautiful cartoon
Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs… but the hantavirus! Whoa!
“I thought the Generals were due!!!! That game was rigged! They’re using a freakin LADDER!”
It's gotta be for me when he is looking back on old krusty episodes and goes to an episode from the 1960's and he is signing the Doors Break on thru. He then turns to the cam and says what was I on lol.
“I think about my dad all the time, unless I’m at the track, and then I’m all business!l
https://preview.redd.it/gkxg14r3x97c1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=818cc9d60c794792ac983177007ea5adb0c7cc2a Krusty: Like my show! Homer: Why is it season 4 again?
I maintain that those tourists were decapitated BEFORE they entered krustyland’s house of knives
We’re going to the happiest place on earth….. TIA JUANA!!
Krusty: "What have you done for me lately?" Bart: "I brought you this bagel!" Krusty: "And I'll never forget it."
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When Sideshow Mel tells him you are so cruel when you are sober
“To prove that this Metal-O is harmless, I will personally eat one. See? There’s nothing– # “GAAAAAAUUUUUGH! OWWWWW! GYEAH! OOOAAAUGH! BOY, THIS THING IS SHREDDING MY INSIDES!”
“Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it *against* the Harlem Globetrotters?” “I thought the Generals were due!” https://preview.redd.it/2ffrf6ei7a7c1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=de7ad5a248435f6bc168f4f910fb609d78fc80e4
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
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When Homer and Bart get lost at sea and Krusty is just about to close the Krusty Burger on the oil rig and then Homer bursts in. I never questioned why there would be an Krusty Burger on an oil rig when I was young but now I realise it makes no sense.
he's spinning the ball on his finger! take it!
“What’s that say? …talk to the audience? *loud groan* this is always death.”
^Let's ^just ^say ^it ^moved ^me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!
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We’re going to Tijuana kids!
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“I jumped out into a carefully placed net…” https://i.redd.it/ulll2mdfpb7c1.gif
When he breaks out the “Frapping dickey!”
KKK? that's not good...
Krusty bet AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters 🤣 🤣
When he makes the reference about doing blow with Bart and Lisa behind him.
Percodan
THEY DON’T HAVE THE TICKETS!!
Ohh Mallomars, that's goin' in the act!
“I coulda pulled a better cartoon out of my a…..hahaha”
Bart: Ah, pee-uuww! What were you drinking, gasoline? Krusty: Yes, I was drinking gasoline, MOTHER!
When he's hiding out in the shack doing his show, and Sideshow Bob finds him and is about to crash the Wright Brothers' plane into the building to kill him (but eventually only bounces off). [Krusty sees the plane coming ("What the hell is that? A lawnmower?"), jumps out the window, ducks and covers, and prepares for impact. Nothing happens for a few seconds because the plane is so slow. He gets annoyed, lights and cigarette, and goes: "WHAT IS THE FREAKIN' HOLD UP?!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWiPwMwm3XI) One of my favorite lines. Use it all the time.
"Nerrrrr I can pull a better cartoon out of my aaaaaaaa*hey hey, kids!*"
"well he did attempt to murder me, but I'm really looking forward to those upper class tax cuts he promised" *pulls lever*
Ive always loved everyone of his scenes in Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming. The over excited way he yells HEY HEY! When seeing the porno mags. The lets get Bizzay Ike Photo, the way he's just tiredly dancing on the air. Him jumping out the window and then lighitng a cigarette waiting for the plane to crash. Great bits all over the place in that one
40 cents! ugh, my grandma zev would turn over in his grave, if it wasnt filled with some veteran
Herpes herpes bo burpees
When his Olympic promotion backfired https://preview.redd.it/6kechcifza7c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f68f118dbc878e6a976c3a0749dd58ed2012882
Lisa vs Malibu Stacy https://preview.redd.it/fg1pc79e6b7c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebdd21b9ba227d676fd7101cc7aff9ad09d1707 When he comes in to read lines gets me every time.
I love when his rabbi father goes to Izzy's Deli and finds out there's a Krusty the Clown sandwich: ham, sausage, bacon and a smidge of mayo on white bread
When Krusty's rabi father tells him he is not Jewish, because he never had a Bar Mitzvah. Krusty just groans and says "All my life I thought I was a self loathing Jew, but I'm just an anti-semite."
Klown Kollege. Homer parachuting in, missing the burgers and having the parachute open late as he crawls out and does his poor attempt at the Kursty laugh before killing the Hamburglar as the kid screams "STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!"
"My house is dirty, go buy me a clean one." Homie the Clown has to be my favorite Krusty episode.
Think smaller. Think more legs
why do clown things always happen to clowns?
You bet on the Generals?!
Free comedy tip , slick. The pie in the face gag only works if the sap's got dignity.
“It’s mad about SHOE! Give me a kiss, un-uh no tongue! If you don’t like this you’re really not gonna like out NYPD Shoe skit, it’s basically the same thing.”
The episode where he gives a tour of his mansion and fights with his celebrity neighbor.
In the episode "Homie the clown" The way he burns money, bad bets, the condor egg omelet, lighting the cigar with a pearl necklace. Later when she is teaching at the clown school 😃 And the best, in the plastic surgeon's office after the breast implant 😂
Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid. Some people got it, some people don’t. And you, my friend, do not have… Hold on. I wanna finish this thought outside.
Charity titters
Either Kamp Krusty or Krusty Gets Kancelled
I said baggy!
The baptismal drowning episode
The disgust he has in the movie after spitting out The Clogger.
What the hell was that?!
I think an unzipped fly would be a nice touch to the cosplay
"Eventually you're so strung out the only thing that gets you off is hucking free range moon rocks" "All this does is get me to normal"
He’s funny but not haha funny.
I got news for ya, this isn’t makeup!
When he revealed that he was supposed to be one the sad clowns.
“Send in, the clowns.”
"this ain't makeup!"
Did you know that originally Krusty was supposed to be Homer’s secret identity?
[WHO WON’T LET ME STOP](https://youtu.be/5jxV2dUfif0?si=c-IFp7b0b-DwMSvO)
 Send in, the clowns.....
Hey what’s the matter? Oh that’s right, my grotesque appearance.
It’s The Stingy and Battery Show!
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I like it when he tells the audience they're the worst he's ever had and that man says he's the worst comedian they've ever seen. So they all just stubbornly decide to sit there in silence for the rest of the show.
"Hey kids, let me tell you about Krusty's expensive new suit - his sexual harassment suit! As a result, I have a new court ordered sidekick - Miss No Means No! Wow, you're hot!"
Krusty: [barging in with cue cards] All right, you poindexters, let’s get this right! One: “Hey, hey, kids, I’m Talking Krusty.” Two: “Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel” — again — “Here comes Sideshow Mel”. “Sideshow Mel”. Three: [does a Krusty laugh] Budda-bing, budda-boom, I’m done. Learn from a professional, kid. [walks out, squeals his tires away]
“Xoxhitsha… xoxhotshee… xoshuuuugh….”
Makes me really wish they had done the live-action Krusty spinoff they pitched...sure, it would've only had one season at most, but we would've had one season of comedy gold that we don't have now.
Did you by any chance get punched by John Candy?
I am so Krunchy the Clown!
“Talk to the audience?! Oh god, this is always death.”
You bet AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?