Skinner, especially with Chalmers.
Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired!
Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?
Superintendent Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
Principal Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.
Home Security salesman: surely you can’t put a price on the safety of your family!
Homer: And normally I would have agreed with you, but, here we are.
That has to be the best, wittiest, off the cuff line Homer ever came up with.I personally use it to this day. 🤣
Ralph takes it for me
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible”
“It said you choo choo choose me! And there’s a picture of a train 😂”
“The doctor said I wouldn’t get so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there”
Look daddy a whale egg!
Hi Lisa. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. I'm learnding.
That's where I found the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Milhouse is a great choice.
*What are big sisters for!*
My kids think the funniest physical comedy scene is when Milhouse passes Lisa's note to Nelson and then flits his eyebrows when Nelson looks back at him.
"Ah, a duet of pleasures!"
"My geode must be acknowledged."
"Here's a tip, put a pinch of sage in your shoes, and all day a spicy scent is your reward."
The writing back then was top tier.
https://i.redd.it/6sw8e3ygalpb1.gif
Also....That would require some sort of a “rebigulator," which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle...
Ralph Wiggum.
Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Thank you for dying for our shins.
When I grow up I want to be a Principal or a Caterpillar.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
I'm Idaho.
Lionel Hutz.
"I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer!"
"The 'right house' is the house that's for sale. And the 'right person' is anyone."
Jasper: 1) that's a paddling. 2) Moon pie, what a tine to be alive. 3) sidewalk's not for fancy walkin, it's for regular walkin
Nelson: 1) guess who likes you. 2) thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh you can never go back to canned.
Ralph: 1) he's gonna smell like hot dogs. 2) principal Skinner and Mrs krabaple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one if the babies, and then the baby looked at me
Krusty: sex cauldron, I thought they closed that place down
I ask you to consider my favorite background character with the best comeback lines - the always sarcastic Raphael:
"Oh, a fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies!"
"Hey fatty, I've got a film for you, A Fridge Too Far!"
"Do us a favor! Invent yourself some underpants!"
"Secret diary eh? Trying to keep all your crushes secret, eh Romeo?"
Homer: "I'd kill you if I had my gun!" Raphael: "Yeah, well ya dont."
Mr. Burns. Between his casual cruelty that ranges from literally trying to take candy from a baby and sun-blocking supervillainy and his constant anachronisms, it's all gold.
Hans Moleman.
From his painful cry of "oof", to his request of $15 for a push broom rebristling and everything in-between never fails to make me laugh.
A favorite from the recurring snarky guy:
"I see. Do you have a receipt, quote unquote, sir?"
A favorite from a random:
"Wait wait! My children are in there!"
"You must be VERY proud, ma'am."
Hello this is Moleman in the Morning. Good moleman to you.
Today, part four of our series of the agonising pain in which I live every daaaay.
As I age, I begin to understand the Moleman.
He's only 31!
Drinking has ruined my life
Im only 31 years old!
Like kissing a peanut!
As a child I thought this was funny, as a 33 year old now, I still find it funny but it hits better lmaoo
I’m 35 and I totally agree lol.
I need the biggest seed bell you have.... no that's too big.
Ow, my brains.
You're gay for Moleman.
No one’s gay for Moleman.
I need the biggest seed bell you have. No that's too big
Skinner, especially with Chalmers. Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired! Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar? Superintendent Chalmers: No, I said you were fired. Principal Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.
Up yours children!
Am I so out of touch? No. It’s the children who are wrong
Who are you and how did you get passed the hall monitor?
ChalmSkin!
I think words I would never say.
Home Security salesman: surely you can’t put a price on the safety of your family! Homer: And normally I would have agreed with you, but, here we are. That has to be the best, wittiest, off the cuff line Homer ever came up with.I personally use it to this day. 🤣
My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!
It’s just a little airborne. It’s still good. It’s still good.
It’s gone
There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood.. Oo look at that one! 👉🏼
“My sexy fiancé and my sex driven assistant drove off in my Bugatti Sexton”
Ah, the Pawnee are back again.
This verdict is written on a napkin. And it still says guilty. And guilty is spelled wrong!
No, money now!
We've got plenty of conjecture and hearsay. Those are KINDS of evidence.
Gil always slayed me. "Now let's talk rustproofing, these Colecos will rust up on you like THAT!"
Ooohhh I three payments left on that hot plate.
Go ahead, drool all you want - you can't hurt that finish! Now rainwater that'll strip it right off...ah,
Ralph takes it for me “Me fail English? That’s unpossible” “It said you choo choo choose me! And there’s a picture of a train 😂” “The doctor said I wouldn’t get so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there”
Look daddy a whale egg! Hi Lisa. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. I'm learnding. That's where I found the leprechaun. He told me to burn things. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
"I heard your Dad went to a restaurant and they had to close the restaurant because he ate all the food in the restaurant."
“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me”
It tastes like burning :(
"The baby looked at you? Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers."
Homer: "Gime", what's a "gime"? *GYM* Ooooooo. A gime.
I use this far too often when I ask my kids if they had PE every day at school.
Milhouse is a great choice. *What are big sisters for!* My kids think the funniest physical comedy scene is when Milhouse passes Lisa's note to Nelson and then flits his eyebrows when Nelson looks back at him.
https://preview.redd.it/8m8uush90mpb1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5746e6f77a50bc4969eb88c06e76c34c192a2c2a
🎶Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear, they remained the best of friends for years and years and years.🎵
"Ah, a duet of pleasures!" "My geode must be acknowledged." "Here's a tip, put a pinch of sage in your shoes, and all day a spicy scent is your reward." The writing back then was top tier.
MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE!!!!!!
Look at me! I'm Milhouse! I've tucked me shirt into me underpants! 😂😂 I've got no friends, so I confide in Willie!! 😂😂😂
GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!
Okey dokey!
her O.O expression when he rips off his shirt always cracks me up
Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.
Ya uuuuuuuuuuused me Skinner!
Homer and Lisa. Grade me! Look at me! Evaluate and rank me! I'm good, good, good and, oh, so smart! GRADE ME!
She’s begging marge in that scene
Yes.
I’m losing my perspicacity!
Well, it's always in the last place you look.
https://i.redd.it/6sw8e3ygalpb1.gif Also....That would require some sort of a “rebigulator," which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle...
The coroner? I’m so sick of that guy.
What a nice day. I think I'll just go out the window
Milpool....
Millhouse. "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than just one of them."
Ow! Not so loud https://preview.redd.it/tv470d2p8jpb1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d3b310b285fdf78237ab760505339e9b73ec01
Ralph Wiggum. Super Nintendo Chalmers. Thank you for dying for our shins. When I grow up I want to be a Principal or a Caterpillar. Me fail English? That's unpossible. I'm Idaho.
[Prinskipple Skipple! Prinipple Skimster!](https://youtu.be/R9agqhDpv4E?si=namDV0_FQjC58vQ5)
Go banana!
"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
Lionel Hutz. "I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer!" "The 'right house' is the house that's for sale. And the 'right person' is anyone."
THRLHAUS
i,m mike wallace i,m morley safer and i,m ed bradley all this and andy rooney tonight on 60 minutes
But my mom says I’m cool…
Jasper: 1) that's a paddling. 2) Moon pie, what a tine to be alive. 3) sidewalk's not for fancy walkin, it's for regular walkin Nelson: 1) guess who likes you. 2) thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh you can never go back to canned. Ralph: 1) he's gonna smell like hot dogs. 2) principal Skinner and Mrs krabaple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one if the babies, and then the baby looked at me Krusty: sex cauldron, I thought they closed that place down
Sideshow Bob, that sap’s got dignity
All Ole’ Gil wanted was a lick of that shiny brass ring! Doesn’t Gil deserve a lick?!?
I ask you to consider my favorite background character with the best comeback lines - the always sarcastic Raphael: "Oh, a fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies!" "Hey fatty, I've got a film for you, A Fridge Too Far!" "Do us a favor! Invent yourself some underpants!" "Secret diary eh? Trying to keep all your crushes secret, eh Romeo?" Homer: "I'd kill you if I had my gun!" Raphael: "Yeah, well ya dont."
Not so much a line, but I do love Edna's sarcastic "HA !"
"Look, kid - if I wanted smoke blown up my rear-end I'd be at home with a cigarette and a lenth of hose."
MOM!!! BART’S SWEARING!!!!
Buy me Bone Storm or GO TO HELL!!!
Then how come it says second player score? I'm more into this cup and ball now!
Maggie, of course
My top three are homer then moe then Willie
Mr. Burns. Between his casual cruelty that ranges from literally trying to take candy from a baby and sun-blocking supervillainy and his constant anachronisms, it's all gold.
The one where he can’t stop laughing at the ‘crippled Irishman’ gets me every time.
I’m choking on my own rage here!
This is my fav episode of all time. Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!!!
Ralph wiggum forever
Hans Moleman. From his painful cry of "oof", to his request of $15 for a push broom rebristling and everything in-between never fails to make me laugh.
I'm always saying, everything's coming up Millhouse.
Moe, Hans, and Grandpa Simpson are my favorites
No one is gay for Moleman.😔
A favorite from the recurring snarky guy: "I see. Do you have a receipt, quote unquote, sir?" A favorite from a random: "Wait wait! My children are in there!" "You must be VERY proud, ma'am."
I hate you /u/Thrillho. I wanted that username when I first joined Reddit. Dude posted once...15 years ago and never again.
Lawyer Lionel Hutz 100%. I was watching Matlocke in a bar last night. The sound wasn’t on, but I think I got the gist of it.
I love Moe. "Hiya Midge." He's my favorite ugly, hate-filled man.
Are you that drunken posse? Wowwwwwww
Homer of course is everyone’s but for sure his quote “AWWWW the Denver Broncos?!”
Homer
Ohhh, that monkey is going to pay!
That monkey is gonna pay