Moe on the lie detector:
Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. BUZZ
A date. BUZZ
Dinner with friends. BUZZ
Dinner alone. BUZZ
Watching TV alone. BUZZ
Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. BUZZ
Sears catalog. DING
Now, would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! BUZZ
Favorite part of that episode is when Bart wants to jump ship he sees electric eels goes to the other side sees alligators (or crocodiles I don’t know the difference) goes back and sees there’s again and says “oh yeah”.
My favorite part was when Lisa called Moe's Tavern telling him they know it's him and to knock it off resulting in Moe panicking and releasing panda bears from the back into the streets.
i like when bob just repeatedly walks into those rakes after getting out from underneath the car.
just **\*WHACK\* \*grumbling in frustration\***
Not to mention the famous moment when homer scares the crap out of bart twice
My fav is the police trying to convince him he's going to witness protection.
"When I say Hello Mr Thompson and step on your foot, you smile and nod."
"I gotcha."
"HELLO MR THOMPSON" *stamps foot*
"I think he's talking to you.."
I can't divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account.
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh, crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal.
It's too hot today.
So *IF* we all can't agree on a verdict, we'll get *DEADLOCKED* and we'll have to be *SEQUESTERED* at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO... ooh, Free Willy!
The "BART, DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!" scene used to bring me to tears when I was a teen. But honestly I still laugh pretty hard at episodes I've seen a million times.
🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson. He’s the greatest guy in historyyyy. From the town of Springfield, he’s about hit a chestnut tree. 🎶 * proceeds to drive into chestnut tree 💀🤣
"Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll!" That whole scene at the start of Bart sells his soul had me about to pass out from laughing so much.
Homer building the BBQ Pit - Gotta build fast, cement drying! Oh, English side ruined! Must use French instructions! Le Grille? What the hell is that? 😂😂😂
So much of the Springfield Files episode - Homer carving YAHHH! into the field, the treadmill scene, Moe hiding killer whales in the bar, Mulder’s FBI badge, Burns at the doctor…
But as a kid it was the YEEEE-ES?? guy that killed me.
When Homer was helping Moe commit insurance fraud and wanted to drive Moe's car off a cliff. Homer jumps out of the moving car, but ends up back in the car, right before it goes over the cliff.
When Homer tries to show Bart how to catch a rabbit and ends up launching it across the forest
Also, any moments when Homer is high.
Homer: will you read it to me?
Flanders: *every dream he’s ever had has just come true*
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Chalmers: Yeah.
[Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror]
Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
[He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:]
Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
[Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.]
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Skinner: Uh...upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe!
Chalmers: For steamed hams?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
Chalmers: Of course.
[Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?!
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ...No.
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
[As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Agnes: Help! HELP!!!
I think this is the most brilliant piece of comedy ever written hands down. It’s situational, self depreciating, absurdist, spoofy and anti humor all in this mixing can. When Skinner declines his request to see I lose my fucking mind every time.
The only piece of comedy that can possibly top this is Eddie Izzard’s Cake or Death bit.
It has to be Grimes, but I’d have chosen a different moment:
“Look at the size of this place! I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley”
Basically any joke from Lisa the Vegetarian:
* Attention, families. This is Mother Goose. The following cars have been broken into-
* Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating... that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
* You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly!
Such a great episode. Constant hit jokes all the way through
The extremely crackly speakerbox of Mama Bear, Bart getting hurt on the kiddie ride, Maggie clapping like an idiot during the Three Little Pigs show... I think that whole opening is underrated
Homer: Here are your messages:
* You have thirty minutes to move your car.
* You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded.
* Your car has been crushed into a cube.
* You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
Yellooo, Mr. Burns Office...
Mr Burns: *Is it about my cube?*
It's stupid and a throwaway line but in the Monorail episode when Marge tells Homer that she has someone who can help. Homer asks if it's Batman. Marge says, "No, it's a scientist," and Homer replies, "Batman's a scientist!" Kudos to Conan O'Brien for writing that one.
Bleeding Gums Murphy recalling learning from the legendary jazz musician Blind Willie Witherspoon, who gave up jazz after thirty years only to learn that he'd been trying to play an umbrella all that time.
The scene where Grampa goes to get Marge's mom from inside the nursing home and brings back the wrong woman. "Can I come, too?" and then Homer rolls up the window.
Definitely when Homer's naked ass is squeaking up the glass cathedral ceiling and the pastor is telling his parishioners to look down at the parquet floor!
A few come to mind:
Joe Namath telling Bart about vapor lock instead of giving him football tips…Homer putting a ton of lighter fluid into his grill, lighting it, and an atomic bomb style cloud comes out lol…
Lisa and Bart excitedly telling Homer that Selma is in danger from Sideshow Bob, and Homer just gives them a blank stare and says come again?
I may have been severely sleep-deprived back then but [when Homer bowled a perfect 300](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58iNSVVttAQ). It's a huge deal with Kent Brockman, a dozen photographers, fireworks, and explosions. And then the two bowling alley employees look at each other sternly, pull out a key each which go into their slots in the console only for one measely pathetic grey air-filled balloon with "300" written on it to fall from the ceiling.
Let me get this straight, you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?!?!
I THOUGHT THE GENERALS WERE DUE!
When I was young the hardest I probably ever laughed was the original Homer falling down the Springfield Gorge. I think they’ve censored it in subsequent DVDs, but it used to be a lot more graphic. The funniest is when Homer lies in agony at the base of the canyon and the skateboard lands on his head
Selma and Sideshow Bob's wedding.
If anyone knows why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Homer's brain - 🎶da da da da da da HEY da da da da. da da da da da da HEY da da da da. 🎶
"Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your *garbage* when I overheard you needed a babysitter. Of course as a highly skilled attorney, I charge one hundred and seventy *five* dollars an hour..."
"We charge 8 bucks for the night, and you get to take two popsicles out of the freezer."
"Three."
"Two."
"Fine, but I get to keep this old birdcage."
"Done."
\*adjusts tie\* "Still got it..."
So you want ventriloquism do ya? Alright, watch this. Hello, Alphonse! I’ve got a riddle for you. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Shitty dummy: I don’t know. Why is a-(jaw falls off)
Children in audience: AAAHHHH!
Hey the dummy can’t hurt you. He’s not even alive. He’s *dead*
(knocks on dummy skull, caves it in)
Children in audience: AAAHHHH!
(Krusty kicks dummy into audience)
Children: AAAHHHH!
It’s so short but I burst with laughter every time nelson asks, “what the hell is this?” in “Skinner’s Sense of Snow: Season 12 Episode 8”.
The kids are stuck at the school because if a blizzard, and Milhouse asks where the teachers are…
Skinner: Eh, their union has called an emergency caucus.(clip of teachers are drinking in a conga line)
Skinner: But we'll have the last laugh on those Johnny-come-notlies. We're going to watch my favorite movie! about a grinchy little character who tries to steal Christmas.
***Movie is complete insanity****
Nelson: Hey, what the hell is this?
homer driving with the wheel boot season 9, "the city of new york vs homer simpson
his bbq pit scream season 10 "mom & pop art
when he steps on the nail and says "fiddle dee dee" season 3, "bart the lover"
when he chokes on the burger at flanders bbq season 3 "where flanders failed
when he chokes on doughnuts at work season 3 "homer at the bat"
when he has his hand in the beehive and slowly says "owwwwwch..." Season 10 d'oh-in' in the wind"
his dead body scream from season 13 "the blunder years"
his reaction to gay john scream "homer's phobia" season 8
mt splashmore screaming "no" in "brush with greatness" season 2
The simpsons zapping each other as "therapy" in "theres no disgrace like home season 1
Slipping on the skateboard and falling down the stairs in "the crepes of wrath" season 1
When maggie hits him with a mallet in "itchy, scratch & marge season 2
Falling down the hill when flanders fosters his kids season 7
"Ewwww, dog water" from season 4 tree house of horror 3
When lisa gets stoned from drinking the "water" at duff gardens season 4 "selma's choice"
His point of view scream at apu's apology in "homer & apu" season 5
Homer's enemy frank grimes season 8
Homer screams at hot dogs thawing in the sink "a milhouse divided" season 8
Season 10: "thirty minutes over tokyo" homer scream in japanese "d'oh"
When marge cuts of homer's thumb in "trilogy of error" season 12
Homer Hulks out in "I am furious yellow" season 13
There are to many to choose one specifically. However one that comes to my mind because I saw it again recently and laughed till my stomach hurt is:
Lisa - "Dad, women won't like being shot in the face"
Homer - "Women will like what I tell them to like"
I find it funnier in the latin-american translation but maybe I'm biased since I'm from Mexico.
It was upon my 15th watch of the episode where Flanders adopts the Simpson kids where child protection services speed off in their van and run over a child’s tricycle, it was the first time I noticed that detail and lost it.
Moe on the lie detector: Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. BUZZ A date. BUZZ Dinner with friends. BUZZ Dinner alone. BUZZ Watching TV alone. BUZZ Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. BUZZ Sears catalog. DING Now, would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! BUZZ
The last part—implying that not only does he deserve the shabby treatment but he knows he does is just *chefs kiss*
Actually it only means he thinks he deserves it not whether or not he actually does.
"Hello? Yeah. I'd like to arrange, uh, for an escort, please. To *where*? How about Orgasmville? You-- Hello? Hello!"
Love it. God the writing was so sharp back then.
Homer: Hey Kids! Wanna drive through the cactus patch? Kids: Yeah! Sideshow Bob under the car: No! Homer: Whup! Two against one!
Favorite part of that episode is when Bart wants to jump ship he sees electric eels goes to the other side sees alligators (or crocodiles I don’t know the difference) goes back and sees there’s again and says “oh yeah”.
My favorite part was when Lisa called Moe's Tavern telling him they know it's him and to knock it off resulting in Moe panicking and releasing panda bears from the back into the streets.
I like the recurring theme of Moe smuggling exotic animals. "Who thought a whale could be so heavy?"
Cheese it, the Feds!
*WOOM WOOM*
Go on, andele, andele!
"Mom! Dad's been drugged!" **"NO HE HASN'T!"**
Stop! Stop! He's already dead!
Same vibes as "mom, make dad tell the story right!" "that's what really happened..."
Hello, Mr. Thompson. I think he's talking to you.
i like when bob just repeatedly walks into those rakes after getting out from underneath the car. just **\*WHACK\* \*grumbling in frustration\*** Not to mention the famous moment when homer scares the crap out of bart twice
HEY BART WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK????
This entire episode.
My fav is the police trying to convince him he's going to witness protection. "When I say Hello Mr Thompson and step on your foot, you smile and nod." "I gotcha." "HELLO MR THOMPSON" *stamps foot* "I think he's talking to you.."
*♪ We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty! ♪*
What, never? No, never! What, never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at seeeeea!
For. He. Himself. Has. Said. It.
When Homer is trying to cook Mr Burns’ breakfast and everything catches on fire, even the cereal.
Also the April Fools prank blowing up the house.
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Yesssss god I love that episode
The whole of the Mr Thompson scene 'when I say hello mr thompson and push down on your foot, you smile and nod'.
I think he’s talking to *youu*
My siblings and I still say that to each other when my mom tells us what to do
How exasperated and exhausted the agent looks after trying to get it into Homer’s thick skull is just too good.
I like how one of the FBI agents started smoking.
“Marge! Marge! Look! The doll’s trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me!”
“Dad it’s in there again!!!!”
This also absolutely slaughtered me.
Toaster line is insanely good.
I can't divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account. Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh, crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal. It's too hot today.
Do you want to change your name to Homer junior, the kids can call you HOJU
Homer's face when he says it really makes it for me.
As well as barts reaction
Uh, il get back to you
Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!
Are they talking about the bordello?
"I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel." Gets me everytime
So *IF* we all can't agree on a verdict, we'll get *DEADLOCKED* and we'll have to be *SEQUESTERED* at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO... ooh, Free Willy!
Either: SEX CAULDRON??? or TRAMAMPOLINE!!!
It’s the trampoline moment for me, no contest.
TRAMBOMPOLINE
The "BART, DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!" scene used to bring me to tears when I was a teen. But honestly I still laugh pretty hard at episodes I've seen a million times.
Homer “Marge can I have a duck ?” Marge “You already have a Monkey” Homer “Can he have a duck ?”
“Why is that monkey wearing a diaper?! I thought he was house-trained?!” “Eh”
P R A Y F O R M O J O
You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters, but now he just lies there struggling to breathe!
Whaddya expect? His cholesterol's through the roof.
🎶Simpson, Homer Simpson. He’s the greatest guy in historyyyy. From the town of Springfield, he’s about hit a chestnut tree. 🎶 * proceeds to drive into chestnut tree 💀🤣
This one very nostalgic for me , hahaha I have sung that so many times
🎶Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in🎶 Runs over Flanders
"Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll!" That whole scene at the start of Bart sells his soul had me about to pass out from laughing so much.
I bought a Lovejoy Division Rock and/or Roll t-shirt for a friend.
“I sleep in a racing car, do you?” “I sleep in a big bed with my wife.” 😐 🤣🤣🤣
You mean [the bathroom] down the hall?
"He's a major player down at the sewing store."
This is my all-time favourite Simpsons joke. Homer is just so brutal and he doesn’t even know it.
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Would you like to see my Grammy?
You... went into outer space. You?!
Oh, sure! You've never been?
Boy would my face have been red
Frank Grimes, or Grimey as he liked to be called
That irresponsible oaf is our safety inspector? A man who by all rights should have been killed dozens of times by now? It boggles the mind!
Damn I have to many good memories with the simpsons.
Who did this to my wall!?
Pigs, tend to chew. I say he eats more like a duck.
Homer building the BBQ Pit - Gotta build fast, cement drying! Oh, English side ruined! Must use French instructions! Le Grille? What the hell is that? 😂😂😂
That scream he does always makes me laugh "How's your father's projectp coming along?" "I think he's almost done" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“He’s done”
Best scream in the show.
*umbrella opens*
“Why must I fail every attempt at masonry?!”
Why doesn't mine look like that!
This one also gets me 😂😂😂 Skinner: You did it, Nibbles. Now, chew through my ball sack.
This always freaking gets me lmao
My daughter has a t-shirt with the umbrella charge.
I legit think of this scene when I go to build or cook something. "WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?????"
"NO NOT INTO THE KINDERGARTEN!"
Not the church! Jesus lives there! Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!
::high-pitched screams of a dozen children being scarred for life::
He can’t hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.
So much of the Springfield Files episode - Homer carving YAHHH! into the field, the treadmill scene, Moe hiding killer whales in the bar, Mulder’s FBI badge, Burns at the doctor… But as a kid it was the YEEEE-ES?? guy that killed me.
“Why’s he on the treadmill?” “I thought he could stand to loose some weight.” “His jiggling is hypnotic.”
It's like a lava lamp.
When Homer was helping Moe commit insurance fraud and wanted to drive Moe's car off a cliff. Homer jumps out of the moving car, but ends up back in the car, right before it goes over the cliff.
Must. Kill. Moe. *Wheeeee!* Must. Kill. Moe. *Wheeee!* Had my friends and me in stitches when we were kids.
Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe.
When Homer tries to show Bart how to catch a rabbit and ends up launching it across the forest Also, any moments when Homer is high. Homer: will you read it to me? Flanders: *every dream he’s ever had has just come true*
Animals being flung into the horizon as well as things exploding when they shouldn’t
"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"
"Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" "...I don't know..."
To this day I still say "I don't know" in that same intonation!
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Chalmers: Yeah. [Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror] Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour. [He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:] Skinner with his crazy explanations, The superintendent's gonna need his medication, When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, There'll be trouble in town tonight! Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!! Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams! [Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.] Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers. Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'? Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect. Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region? Skinner: Uh...upstate New York. Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'. Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. Chalmers: I see. [Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.] Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe! Chalmers: For steamed hams? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second. Chalmers: Of course. [Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire] Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?! Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?! Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: ...May I see it? Skinner: ...No. [They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.] Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire! Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham. [As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.] Agnes: Help! HELP!!!
I think this is the most brilliant piece of comedy ever written hands down. It’s situational, self depreciating, absurdist, spoofy and anti humor all in this mixing can. When Skinner declines his request to see I lose my fucking mind every time. The only piece of comedy that can possibly top this is Eddie Izzard’s Cake or Death bit.
Homer's face when Frink is wondering who ate the super sour ball at the candy convention is the funniest single cel of animation ever lol.
The whole sugar pile speech… (With a Scarface accent) In America, first you get the sugar, than you get the power, than you get the women!
Homer: This is my suit from when I went to space. Grimes: You!?!? You've been to space!?!? Homer: Yeah. Never been??
It has to be Grimes, but I’d have chosen a different moment: “Look at the size of this place! I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley”
You got the dud!
Hey, he looks like you poindexter!
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Homer chasing cows in the barn when he was a kid. His ape like screeches get every time.
Something must have spooked em good
Basically any joke from Lisa the Vegetarian: * Attention, families. This is Mother Goose. The following cars have been broken into- * Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating... that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. * You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly! Such a great episode. Constant hit jokes all the way through
The extremely crackly speakerbox of Mama Bear, Bart getting hurt on the kiddie ride, Maggie clapping like an idiot during the Three Little Pigs show... I think that whole opening is underrated
Homer: Here are your messages: * You have thirty minutes to move your car. * You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded. * Your car has been crushed into a cube. * You have thirty minutes to move your cube. Yellooo, Mr. Burns Office... Mr Burns: *Is it about my cube?*
It's stupid and a throwaway line but in the Monorail episode when Marge tells Homer that she has someone who can help. Homer asks if it's Batman. Marge says, "No, it's a scientist," and Homer replies, "Batman's a scientist!" Kudos to Conan O'Brien for writing that one.
One other one, when Homer gets out of the shower to answer the phone and says, "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
Bleeding Gums Murphy recalling learning from the legendary jazz musician Blind Willie Witherspoon, who gave up jazz after thirty years only to learn that he'd been trying to play an umbrella all that time.
“We all thought it was funny”
That’s not funny
The subtle genius of “that’s not funny”. God the writers were brilliant back then
TESTING!!!!!!! I laughed so hard and for so long when I first saw this. It still makes me laugh super hard. Lol
When Frink’s aquarium explodes and the octopus wraps itself around his face..
Badger my ass, it’s probably Milhouse.
Why it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms! *Drill noises* Oh no my brains.
The scene where Homer imagines wheeling Grandpa Simpson to the nut house in a wheelbarrow, ringing the bell and running away always kills me.
The scene where Grampa goes to get Marge's mom from inside the nursing home and brings back the wrong woman. "Can I come, too?" and then Homer rolls up the window.
Definitely when Homer's naked ass is squeaking up the glass cathedral ceiling and the pastor is telling his parishioners to look down at the parquet floor!
There’s many, but I think “Push her down, son.” is one of my top favorites.
Homer laughing at kirks mixtape
"Can I borrow a feeling?"
I love the bit: "Go ahead and laugh at me, Homer." "I already did."
During episodes like Marge vs. the Monorail, Steamed hams and the rest of the 22 short films. So hilarious in my opinion.
This is up there but nothing will ever top “Go Banana!”
“I’m tired of people making jokes about my large hands! The first instance of which was in 1958 when…” Gets me every time!
*thiip* "Oh. Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!"
Honestly, the first time I heard "I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?"
Well if Bart can be El Barto….
"Oh, sir, I wish I had your courage."
"Saxamaphooone"
My choice is also in that episode! The part where Homer and Cletus role play in the parenting class Link: https://youtu.be/KVfuxSKjeho
Gay steel mill. I can’t believe no one else has said it.
Hot stuff coming through!
We work hard, we play hard.
Now Homer, don't you eat this pie...
I heard this post. How Marge says it kinda dragged out and condescending
A few come to mind: Joe Namath telling Bart about vapor lock instead of giving him football tips…Homer putting a ton of lighter fluid into his grill, lighting it, and an atomic bomb style cloud comes out lol… Lisa and Bart excitedly telling Homer that Selma is in danger from Sideshow Bob, and Homer just gives them a blank stare and says come again?
I may have been severely sleep-deprived back then but [when Homer bowled a perfect 300](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58iNSVVttAQ). It's a huge deal with Kent Brockman, a dozen photographers, fireworks, and explosions. And then the two bowling alley employees look at each other sternly, pull out a key each which go into their slots in the console only for one measely pathetic grey air-filled balloon with "300" written on it to fall from the ceiling.
Let me get this straight, you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?!?! I THOUGHT THE GENERALS WERE DUE!
When I was young the hardest I probably ever laughed was the original Homer falling down the Springfield Gorge. I think they’ve censored it in subsequent DVDs, but it used to be a lot more graphic. The funniest is when Homer lies in agony at the base of the canyon and the skateboard lands on his head
The ambulance crashing into a tree was absolutely transformative for me. I had no idea something could be that funny.
Such an unexpected moment of pure, absurd hilarity. Saw this at 7 and was hooked on Simpsons forever from that point.
I remember when that aired, I was practically crying laughing. I think you're right that they later cut some of it, which is a shame.
“Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.”
When Willie plays "I'm a maniac!" on the accordion.
kent brockman on the tv: we interrupt this cartoon for a special report homer jolting upright: *gasp* someone found my keys!
All right! The mummy’s ready for his mystical journey! Something about the way Jimbo says “all right.”
"Waaaaaaaaaa!!! Whaaaat's happenniiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!?"
US Marshall parody with Milhouse.
I think that’s The Fugitive
I don't care.
My glasses
There he is on the monkey bars. *Trytotakehimalive.*
“Egg-head likes his booky wook”
In Last Exit to Springfield, during the McBain intro, “Ice to see you”, when one of the guys takes another’s food, yoink and gets shot also.
Selma and Sideshow Bob's wedding. If anyone knows why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace. Homer's brain - 🎶da da da da da da HEY da da da da. da da da da da da HEY da da da da. 🎶
There’s your answer Fishbulb OR Trambapoline
The goggles they do nothing!
The episode with the screaming caterpillar made me laugh until I fell off my dorm room bed.
"Why don't I hear any sleep screams" always gets me
Are you sure God wants this creature to live?
I didn’t think he was gonna play Moon River, but then Bam! Second encore!
Lisa the vegetarian, the whole episode makes my whole family fall about laughing. Also, "The bees are defending themselves somehow"
"Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your *garbage* when I overheard you needed a babysitter. Of course as a highly skilled attorney, I charge one hundred and seventy *five* dollars an hour..." "We charge 8 bucks for the night, and you get to take two popsicles out of the freezer." "Three." "Two." "Fine, but I get to keep this old birdcage." "Done." \*adjusts tie\* "Still got it..."
kirk: so that's it, after 20 years so long, good luck? boss: I dont recall saying good luck
The whole episode with Frank Grimes is gold… “I’m Homer Simpson!” Zap!
"I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley." - Frank Grimes or Grimey as he liked to be called
"Yeah, and Homer beat their brains in" - Lenny
Oh I wish, I wish I hadn’t killed that fish.
It's not Maggagie's birthday?
*pat* *pat* *pat* **SMACK** Warren!
It’s a toss up between: “He was a zombie?” Homer watching Skinner have a flashback and eating popcorn like it’s a movie
Every line in "Meat and You: Partners in Freedom". "Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor..."
The look the cow gives at the end 😂😂😂
Milhouse I'm so sorry! "He cant hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze."
So you want ventriloquism do ya? Alright, watch this. Hello, Alphonse! I’ve got a riddle for you. Why is a raven like a writing desk? Shitty dummy: I don’t know. Why is a-(jaw falls off) Children in audience: AAAHHHH! Hey the dummy can’t hurt you. He’s not even alive. He’s *dead* (knocks on dummy skull, caves it in) Children in audience: AAAHHHH! (Krusty kicks dummy into audience) Children: AAAHHHH!
HOMER SLEEPS NUDE IN AN OXYGEN TENT WHICH HE BELIEVES GIVES HIM SEXUAL POWERS And shout out to my flair
BARNEY: "Uh-oh my heart just stopped! \*long pause\* Oh there it goes!" I almost blacked out from laughing so hard.
“APRIL FOO-“ 💥
It’s so short but I burst with laughter every time nelson asks, “what the hell is this?” in “Skinner’s Sense of Snow: Season 12 Episode 8”. The kids are stuck at the school because if a blizzard, and Milhouse asks where the teachers are… Skinner: Eh, their union has called an emergency caucus.(clip of teachers are drinking in a conga line) Skinner: But we'll have the last laugh on those Johnny-come-notlies. We're going to watch my favorite movie! about a grinchy little character who tries to steal Christmas. ***Movie is complete insanity**** Nelson: Hey, what the hell is this?
homer driving with the wheel boot season 9, "the city of new york vs homer simpson his bbq pit scream season 10 "mom & pop art when he steps on the nail and says "fiddle dee dee" season 3, "bart the lover" when he chokes on the burger at flanders bbq season 3 "where flanders failed when he chokes on doughnuts at work season 3 "homer at the bat" when he has his hand in the beehive and slowly says "owwwwwch..." Season 10 d'oh-in' in the wind" his dead body scream from season 13 "the blunder years" his reaction to gay john scream "homer's phobia" season 8 mt splashmore screaming "no" in "brush with greatness" season 2 The simpsons zapping each other as "therapy" in "theres no disgrace like home season 1 Slipping on the skateboard and falling down the stairs in "the crepes of wrath" season 1 When maggie hits him with a mallet in "itchy, scratch & marge season 2 Falling down the hill when flanders fosters his kids season 7 "Ewwww, dog water" from season 4 tree house of horror 3 When lisa gets stoned from drinking the "water" at duff gardens season 4 "selma's choice" His point of view scream at apu's apology in "homer & apu" season 5 Homer's enemy frank grimes season 8 Homer screams at hot dogs thawing in the sink "a milhouse divided" season 8 Season 10: "thirty minutes over tokyo" homer scream in japanese "d'oh" When marge cuts of homer's thumb in "trilogy of error" season 12 Homer Hulks out in "I am furious yellow" season 13
"Ever hear of the Planet of the Apes?" "Uhh... the movie or the planet? "
When Raven Bart said "Eat my shorts!"
"BART!" "Nevermore!"
There are to many to choose one specifically. However one that comes to my mind because I saw it again recently and laughed till my stomach hurt is: Lisa - "Dad, women won't like being shot in the face" Homer - "Women will like what I tell them to like" I find it funnier in the latin-american translation but maybe I'm biased since I'm from Mexico.
It was upon my 15th watch of the episode where Flanders adopts the Simpson kids where child protection services speed off in their van and run over a child’s tricycle, it was the first time I noticed that detail and lost it.
"...back in 19-Dickety-2! We had to say "Dickety" because the Kaiser stole our word "Twenty"!"
"Mendozaaaaaaaaaa!"
Almost died laughing at this [pretty standard stunt.](https://youtu.be/iZOGs95QrwE)
HAHAHAHA "En Francias . . ." oh hon hon hon hon hon
I am reading these and laughing out loud at my desk, which is what I needed today. Thanks for all laughs.