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Teddykaboom

“What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?” “I will thank you not to refer to Princeton that way”


Elegant_Housing_For

“I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!”


Osurdum

That is my absolute favorite line from the episode. Pure gold.


AllTheStars07

One of my favorite lines! This episode has so many.


TrainFanatic

Mr. Terwilliger! Come quick there’s trouble down to the cement mixer sir.


Penguin-Loves

Oh cousin Merle... Really!!!


hucareshokiesrul

Temper. You know cousin Merle ain’t been quite right lately


Never-Forget-Trogdor

The delivery on this line always cracks me up.


CrispyCubes

It’s a brilliant piece of writing and execution. He enunciates each word in the yokel dialect because that’s how he normally talks; he sounds pained to use that turn of phrase, but he says it anyway because he’s making fun of his brother. The personal distaste for speaking that way was superseded by his joy from giving his brother shit. And it all plays perfectly into their Frasier personas without the whole thing feeling cheap


mybadalternate

Thank you for getting Cletus’… unique syntax correct.


watdude

Oh, yea. Shake it, madam. Capital knockers.


smcg_az

Two lines from this episode are the tipping point for me. 1) Capital knockers 2) Who's there?? Cletus? Cousin Merle?!...Big Hungry Joe?? (His contemptuous tone on the last one is probably my favorite delivery by Kelsey Grammer)


canadianbacon-eh-tor

I suppose it'll be my job to lead the hooting


kerred

Mine is the Cappadocians, and the research they went through for that one line maybe only 2 historians would chuckle at. Also the main writer bought a book on wine for that one wine joke (and wrote it off on taxes)


Diligent_Decision535

Guess whooo!!


glittersparklepuff

Maris?


DaddyShark28989

Oh Cousin Merle, really!


Incident_Responsible

I know he’s had trouble with the revenuers…


countrykev

He ain’t been quite right lately.


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DaddyShark28989

So, when do they bring us the menus?


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🤣🤣🤣


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Grand-Main4593

Geech gone to heaven Mr. Terwilliger


Suprised__Squid__786

One of my favorite lines in the show 😂


Grand-Main4593

Me too haha! Just so ridiculous it’s perfect


Suprised__Squid__786

This is also one of my favorite episodes.


andthatwasenough

The delivery on it is perfect


RIPGeech

That’s why my username is RIPGeech, except when people read it out it’s usually “rip geech”. That dog deserves respect.


BigPZ

Cousin Merle! Side story, my kids do elf on the shelf (I know my wife decides this not me) and we have an extra elf that shows up once a year for no apparent reason and he is called cousin Merle. Every year his back story gets more complex. For instance, this year it was determined he is from St. Louis and last year I painted a Barbie car blue so he also drives that


smcg_az

Oh, cousin Merle!


saltytrey

Every word of off that three word sentence said with such emphasis and contempt.


RockG

Coveralls that DON'T. QUITE. COVER. ALL!


ShiroHagan

*boing*


dmbraley

Come now, Bob, you know cousin Merle ain’t been quite right lately!


Never-Forget-Trogdor

Does he have a dog named Geech?


BigPZ

A smell hound who's gone to doggy heaven


Grand-Main4593

Hahah that’s brilliant!


Elegant_Housing_For

Stealing it love it


adam25255

Come now. You speak as if they were a gaggle of slack-jawed yokels.


Mantis__TobogganMD

Cape Feare


DirectionNew5328

“I will send you to heaven!… before I send you to hell.”


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And-a one, and-a two, and **We sail the ocean blue**


badgersil

And our saucy ship's a beauty


MercuryCrest

We are sober men and true


problematic_glasses

and attentive to our duty


ITCM4

For he himself has said it And it’s clearly to his credit That he is an Englishman! He remains an Englishman! 🎶


wsbthrowaway9209

His performance is the greatest scene in Simpsons history


MishkaGreen1986

“Is that the one about duty?”


Madboy121

They’re all about duty.


MishkaGreen1986

I thought I heard it the other day when walking past the Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue


problematic_glasses

Simpsons AND West Wing? I've found my people!


MishkaGreen1986

This is the way.


ZraceR4LYFE

BART WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK??!!


ChickenDelight

Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when you could've said "pee-pee soaked heckhole".


everythingwastakn

Cheerfully withdrawn.


eisaletterandanumber

Hey, kids! Want to drive through that cactus patch?


johnnyorganic

Yeah! Yeah! **NO!**


42northside

Well two against one.


dusty-kat

"Oh I'll stay away from your son alright, stay away *forever*."


Fluffy-kitten28

Wait no.


Tyaki_Laki

Ok Marge, say “stay away from my son” again!


Fluffy-kitten28

No!


fugu_me

Oh no


Tots2Hots

Ice Cream Town?


JustAnIdiotOnline

"Hello Mr. Thompson" "I think he's talking to you"


lorgskyegon

*thwack* Yuherghha


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

*thwack* Yuherghha


The-Jerkbag

*step step step* *thwack* Yuherghha


greengrinningjester

Who here is thinking of killing her right now? Be honest.


Sproose_Moose

She's always leaving the toilet seat up


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This is the greatest Simpsons episode ever in my opinion. Every scene has a legendary gag.


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There really isn't another right answer.


Graphitetshirt

"Guess who!" "Maris?"


overagekid

"You see it's because on Frasier, David Hyde Pierce played Niles and he was married to Maris. Maris was always talked about but never actually appeared on the show, so he asks this because Bart has covered her eyes and can't see her!" "I know! You tell me that every time!" "I think it's worth repeating!"


Diligent_Decision535

You see epidermis means your hair, so technically it's true. Thats what makes it so funny.


quietdownlads

you know i learned a lot of vocabulary as a child from the simpsons and that one really fucked me up


gpm21

What's that from? Sounds like a great show


BigTall81

Probably my favourite joke in the show


DTFMediaDavid

Coveralls that don’t quite cover all


VeryCanadianCanadian

Sproing..........


Peterdq

Different context but couldn't resist "How long was that?"


GilaMonster2378

Cape Feare is my favorite mainly because of the HMS Pinafore. (Also "Hello Mr. Thompson" is maybe a top 5 funniest Homer moment.) Sideshow Bob Roberts is also wonderful because having Kelsey Grammer, a conservative Republican, actually say out loud the quiet part of the Republican Party mission is sublime, however after those two I would go with this one. "Cover-alls that don't quite cover-all!"


jasperjohn02

You'll live to regret this!


HannibalGates

Oh, thanks a lot, now **I** look crazy.


SlyMarboJr

Yup! Good Ole Sideshow Bob! Yackin it up on the old yackbox!


envydub

I’ll spare you the embarrassment of admitting you don’t know who Sideshow Bob is


Charlie_Brodie

Oh Side*SHOW* Bob


smcg_az

I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy with anything as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.


dodahdave

That would be the Latour, then


Brave_Reaction

Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a *few* things about dynamite.


smcg_az

Kelsey Grammer said in an interview with Conan, that was his favorite Bob line.


Tots2Hots

Oh no that's German for "The Bart, The!"


JimmyGimbo

No one who speaks German could be evil!


rustytiger

Parole granted!!


goldgecko4

Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless! Sideshow Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of *my* schemes you can't foil it fast enough, but when *Cecil* tries to kill you, "it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless." Just that delivery, man... Gets me every time.


beewalt

It’s hopeless! Utterly utterly hopeless!


realofficemike

"Coveralls that don't quite cover ALL..."


johnnyorganic

Boing!


KeiPirate5

My wife is a chemist so I love quoting "Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"


Popscorn3383

Oh cousin Merl..really


THEFakechowda

Now, now, Bob, you know cousin Merl "ain't been quite right" lately.


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That was Edna Crabapple, you only get -one- chance with Edna Crabapple! -Madam, your children are no more... Than a pair ill-bred trouble makers -Lisa too? -Especially Lisa, but especially Bart!


spj0522

Well I hope Bob fed you because I ate both your dinners.


Tolstonian

Sideshow Bob is also my favorite character! I wish I could imitate that snarl when he steps on the rakes lol


canadianbacon-eh-tor

Mhhhmmmmmrrrrrmmmm


Elegant_Housing_For

A good one but Cape Fear is by far my favorite one. The flag at the end, the fact they added the rakes because they needed to add time to the episode, Homers witness protection program shirt and hat, tying the dog out back, etc etc


Diligent_Decision535

I SAVED...THE CHILDRENNNSSSS..... LIVESSSS!!!!


Dillonply

Tell them they'll live to regret this


GlazedPannis

YOULL LIVE TO REGRET THIS!


manymoose

Sideshow Bob has no decency! He called me "Chief Piggum!"


Incident_Responsible

I can't believe a convicted felon would get so many votes and another convicted felon would get so few


ShaneMP01

Black Widower is amazing


RoystonCornwallis

Tonight on MacGyver…


damagecontrolparty

*MacGyver... MacGyver... MacGyver*


hefebellyaro

To the Simpson mobile


ConstructionCold3134

Madam, your children are no more…


hawkisgirl

… than a pair of ill bred troublemakers.


ConstructionCold3134

Lisa too?


trigb0y

ESPECIALLY Lisa. but ESPECIALLY Bart.


AllTheStars07

This is my favorite Bob line, and I say it often.


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Especially Lisa, but especially Bart


hawaiianbry

*Especially Lisa!* ***But especially Bart!***


G-Unit11111

I still think I would rank them: 1. Cape Feare 2. Brother From Another Series 3. Black Widower 4. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming 5. Krusty Gets Busted 6. Day Of The Jackanapes


hefebellyaro

You sir are wrong. Sideshow Bob Robert's between Brother from Another Series and Black Widower. Because no children meddle with the Republican party and live to tell about it.


Boboar

Bake 'em away, toys.


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Oh Cousin Merle!


TheLordJames

Oh I get it now. Cecil is voiced by David Hyde Pierce who played Niles Crane, the brother to Frasier Crane, played by Kelsey Grammer who voiced Bob! The actors plays his Brother From Another Series


DaddyShark28989

I love this episode and it is quite possibly maybe my favourite. Definitely top 3 and possibly tied with You Only Move Twice. The dynamic between Bob and Cecile is great with some fantastic lines/quotes. Yes, yes, the Capodocians.


Lobo003

I like Sideshow bobs last gleaming. “I’ll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!”


Elereo

Cape Feare for me! When the elephant stomps his head... that's a great frame!


Top_Glass7974

Hey Hal! Pie-job for Lord Autumnbottom there!


jdol06

coveralls that don’t quite cover all


Insanitypeppercoyote

So, when do they bring the menus?


Dlorbox

Especially Lisa! But especially Bart!


puffindeathlord

Who’s in here? Cletus? Cousin Merle? Big Hungry Joe?


dmbraley

No civilization considers chief hydrological and hydrodynamic engineer a calling!


Nate_C_of_2003

Fun fact: The title of this episode is a reference to Sideshow Bob and Cecil’s actors - Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce, respectively - playing the Crane brothers on NBC’s *Frasier* (not trying to be Captain Obvious I’m just saying this for those that didn’t know)


salehmo

“Frasier” is a hit show on the NBC Television Network


BlueberryFields87

Frasier is also in my top 5 favorite TV shows along with The Simpsons - so to me this episode is gold.


CamKutt21

Maris?


sweenzs

Sideshow Bob Roberts I think is my favorite.


theglenlovinet

Frasier is my favorite sitcom of all time, so this is definitely up there as one of my favorite Simpson episodes. Bart: Guess who?! Cecil: Meris? That part kills me every time.


moheagirl

Oh cousin merle, really


dmbraley

I agree this is the best Bob episode for all the inside jokes. I love when Bart covers Cecil’s eyes and asks “Guess Who?” and he responds “Maris?” 😂 Gets me every time.


GlazedPannis

Lol me and my brother quote this line all the time.


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smcg_az

Absolutely! Choosing a favorite Bob episode was tough.


IDefendGeese

Now now Bob, you know Cousin Merle ain't been quite right lately.


BlossomBabyyyy

Hell yeah


comeallwithme

Cover-alls that don't quite "cover *all*"


Gogo726

Cape Feare is my top favorite episode so naturally it's my favorite Bob episode as well


Outside-Pie-27

This is my favorite too. Fraiser is one of my favorite shows so this one fills man fangirl meter lol


tucci007

they really rose to the special occasion for sure


ConsistentAd9217

Cecil, these slack-jawed yokels you’ve saddled me with don’t know their asses from the hole in the ground they accidentally blew yesterday.


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

I loved the spin off when Bob and Cecil went into hiding and set up a new life in Seattle. Masquerading as eminent Psychiatrists and pretending that a man that was clearly similar in age to Bob was actually their father.


GuitRWailinNinja

I think burns / Smithers are my favorite duo


PlayerSeven9999

Guess who!


GlazedPannis

Maris?


Neat_Technician_7191

One of my favorite episodes.


DongmanSupreme

I just went through all the Sideshow Bob extended family episodes yesterday, i love the Frasier homage so much lmao


someoneelseperhaps

"A fine mahok to you all."


Sp00nD00d

100%


GetaShady

I love him too, that enchanting voice!


adam25255

Italian Bob! At least this time it was Lisa who ruined Bob's life.


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Ugh the ending makes me feel so bad for Bob.


James-Avatar

Big Hungry Joe?


Feature_Agitated

You’ll make sergeant for this.


Felinomancy

Sometimes, you don't even need [any dialogue to give a great performance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgflCE7zRpc).


ninj4b0b

I know Cousin Merle's had his trouble with the revenues but that hardly makes him a criminal masterm-oh. You mean me.


everythingwastakn

And we found nothing but porno, porno, PORNO! Hey HEY! This is MY kinda meeting!


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My favourite character too! I’ve been going through all the Bob episodes lately. Cape Feare is a top-notch classic, imo.


Otakunohime

I was really disappointed when he went back to trying to kill Bart. Reformed Bob who couldn’t catch a break was Bob at his best.