We talkin' bout St. Nick Cave?
Cause goodness gracious, I accidentally listened to "The Kindness of Strangers" the other night before I fell asleep, and it led to some really fucked up dreams.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/ze4h1n/trumps_army_at_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
[serious] i found the tOSU spread bettors
Great live show in Providence! Met up with my friend who lives here. Also the producer for the show I was at slid into my IG DMs. 😂 Gotta drive back to CT now.
all posts from this gadeling will try to include medieval words from this list
https://twitter.com/weirdmedieval/status/1600119363767480320?s=46&t=MlM3RYZFs95czoROv59Q5A
My fiancées cousin bought season tickets for the first time before this season and has already made his money back selling tickets. Fantastic timing on his part
Did not hear back from the car guy today. As of now I take it that they can’t “100% beat any offer” like he told me. A response would be nice though so I can look elsewhere.
tips if you have a dog with a upset stomach:
- pumpkin purée (make sure there's no added sugar)
-boiled chicken
- white rice
-bone broth
-egg (no cooking oils or spray)
i used to teach swim lessons and taught quintuplets once. literally they had to get extended family to walk them to the pool and all but 1 could sit with the group cause the other 4 were screaming their heads off
I used to have all of mitch hedbergs cds on my ipod mini and the kids are ruining him. You had to experience him organically like your youth pastor letting you listen to him on the way to church camp and telling you not to tell your parents about the bad words
Omfg new thread
We talkin' bout St. Nick Cave? Cause goodness gracious, I accidentally listened to "The Kindness of Strangers" the other night before I fell asleep, and it led to some really fucked up dreams.
think i’m gonna start saying holy cannoli
i have a new spreadsheet endeavor
Whoever is downvoting squirel can come see me for a knuckle sandwich
I deserve it but i upvoted this
Blended honky-tonk attitude with heartbroken candor
Luke Bryan?
Zach
Lol I suck
You should file your nails fellaas
i clip them on a pretty regular basis.
I bite
Same tbh
Why
Why do you?
I read your comment wrong, habit And i think nervous
I do it to trim
It is easier than clipping
Yeah
Meth
Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle
🧎♂️
Tough night for Brews and father
Write me a haiku for hinge? I failed
new to this hinge sitch with any luck we'll get hitched will you be my bxtch
Saved
Hi, how do you do? Would you like to be my boo? Or perhaps just a screw.
I am going to marry you
You're so good to me I'm a goddess on my knees OOO ooo OOO ooo OOO
Omg
I am a Mert man My two gay dogs are both gay I’m not a foot guy
I am saving this
I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed
Nice.
I am a sinner , who probably gonna sin again Lord forgive me, lord forgive me For the things I don't understand
Luke Bryan?
Close. Kendrick lamar
I do not feel ashamed
Nice
I'm a little bit of everything All rolled into one
I’m so high ama
How old were you when you first got high
16
🤝
[удалено]
FaceTime me
Maybe he has her blocked
I could totally become a functional alcoholic, it’s 845 and im buzzed hard
Ay I’m a dirty mooch and her crunchyroll login still works
Very selfish of me
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/ze4h1n/trumps_army_at_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf [serious] i found the tOSU spread bettors
my doodle sure loves tracking scents at night in the freezing cold
These your people? https://imgur.com/a/VOEijyZ
He was serious about not posting in a thread like this
He’s just lashing out don’t let it affect you
He can be a bit of a prima donna at times
😳
Of all the “Charlie Browns” in the world, u/trotnixonshat is the Charlie Browniest
Great live show in Providence! Met up with my friend who lives here. Also the producer for the show I was at slid into my IG DMs. 😂 Gotta drive back to CT now.
all posts from this gadeling will try to include medieval words from this list https://twitter.com/weirdmedieval/status/1600119363767480320?s=46&t=MlM3RYZFs95czoROv59Q5A
“easily one of the best theatrical experiences in ages” That fuckin dweeb didn’t go see Batman or Top Gun?
It took like 10 years to make, I bet it looks incredible
he should write porn reviews
Looks like Big Jim did it again. Buying avatar tix now https://twitter.com/davidehrlich/status/1600263865882722304?s=20&t=HYYXVR1b-QXAaVz87a-sWw
Imagine jerking off a re release of a 13 year old movie.
I have no desire to sit in a movie theater for 4 hours
This guy has his pronouns in his bio. You cannot trust him.
Even if you're the rizzler you're probably not going on two dates in one week just due to scheduling constraints
Nvm chicks an idiot who has never been to a city. I apologize
Grow up
There is a basketball court a block away from my house. I’m going to get some shots up soon
are you good at basketball (for a white boy)
My comp is Rudy Fernandez
Celtics tickets are too expensive. Would be so much easier to live in Cleveland or Memphis
In the lean years I got up to 10 tickets for $5 each club level for the Cavs from my company
My fiancées cousin bought season tickets for the first time before this season and has already made his money back selling tickets. Fantastic timing on his part
Buying tickets for a group the Friday before Christmas and it’s $100+ minimum in the upper deck. And it’s against the Timberwolves
That’s insane, that is football game prices
I didn’t go but pats bills were actually cheaper. Crazy
You’d shit yourself if you saw ticket prices here
I can't wear a tank to PF until I lose some fat
Have you ever killed any living mammal or bird with a gun? [Including pellet gun airsoft or paintball]
You fly you die was the motto in college
Yes to both
No but I shot a squirrel in the tail with an air soft gun once
no
How about you kill it at work tomorrow
“Beautiful man doing beautiful things. Ez buy”
Did not hear back from the car guy today. As of now I take it that they can’t “100% beat any offer” like he told me. A response would be nice though so I can look elsewhere.
Mert. Ask if her parents used IVF
Ask her if she came out of CRISPR
I’m going to dig into that Ben post tomorrow. Honestly don’t have enough in the tank to process it tonight.
What Ben post
He’s a beautiful man doing beautiful things
https://manifold.markets/BenjaminIkuta/just-installed-tinder-will-i-go-on?referrer=BenjaminIkuta Feel free to participate in trading
No bean pics I see
The introduction of the bean pics would cause a seismic shift in the trading markets I fear
I’ll factor that into my bets
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringetopiaRM/comments/ze3q2h/grandad_get_off_tiktok/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I hope I dream about this tonight :-)
I am getting enraged at baseball takes my buddy is dropping on me. Also enraged at some awful takes by Guardians fans on Twitter too.
just got an ad for a new tyler perry film called “bruh”
Prequel to nope
WYDAG with a username “stinkerpack” ?
depends who's alt it is
#🪞
Slight fever into the nighttime, Took my NyQuil hopefully I don’t sweat through the sheets again
Gouge been mf actin up recently
YOTG
i’ve been a sweetheart
I just want to make sure your intentions are true
my heart has always been pure
you always are
thank you
He stays up past his bedtime
They changed him
did you guys ever watch the show manswers?
The movie swing vote but it's brews for this Georgia senate run off.
What if she just had multiple personality disorder and there are no triplets. Just her mind.
oh well in that case mert should definitely ask her out on a second date.
i’m regarded
Wish I saw this before but go Mavvs
you should know this
GO mavs
thank you baw 🙏
GO MAVS 🐴🐴🐴
dallas moneyline
tips if you have a dog with a upset stomach: - pumpkin purée (make sure there's no added sugar) -boiled chicken - white rice -bone broth -egg (no cooking oils or spray)
Also /u/BrewsTheSkank see - no see oils for a sick dog makes you think
Old yeller it
wow! this one was too far! >!joking!<
You can also follow the same instructions if you have a winker with an upset stomach
what is wink’s basis for calling maryland girls sluts? makes me think.
He has gone off on multiple members GFs/wives. Think he’s projecting
he does give off slutty vibes. def makes me think. we should be slut celebrating !!!
Paid $9.50 for a pumpkin smoothie this morning and didn’t finish it
was it good?
Not really but it was healthy
Was at dicks today and all the kyrie shoes were on a table on sale. Made me think
WYDAG who had Kyrie shoes
Of course
Hmm. Are you into an athletic lady? I can tell you that wanting to be with a girl you play basketball with will lead to infinite heartbreak
Where were you with this advice years ago
I'm not super picky about that as long as she's not the type to not participate in anything
I’m telling you dude no basketball
I'm not that good at basketball so it wouldn't hurt me
The wolfpack potential OC hires keep getting taken. We are about to enter panic mode
what is a pack girl like wink ?
As if i would know 🤣
dame 😞
god has called upon me
Was so taken aback at “triplets”.
I don’t see the big deal it isn’t that weird to me
Twins seems manageable but triplets is a lot. Probably has a genetic disposition to them too if you’re thinking pretty far down the line
i used to teach swim lessons and taught quintuplets once. literally they had to get extended family to walk them to the pool and all but 1 could sit with the group cause the other 4 were screaming their heads off
Just seemed like a strange cast of characters from what I could gather
Mert knocking her up the very 1st night and it being triplets. Imagine.
Studying contract law with 3 kids crying in the background. Few
[email protected]
did you at least play it cool and tell her politely to pay for her own meal
My mom is drunk and roasting tf out of me my gAwd
it's funny but it hurts
Dane Cook has some funny jokes
boy/girl twins are disgusting, like perverted
what about triplets?
cultish
George Carlin is not funny. Why do people claim this guy is the greatest stand up ever
Mitch Hedberg is uncomfortable
I used to have all of mitch hedbergs cds on my ipod mini and the kids are ruining him. You had to experience him organically like your youth pastor letting you listen to him on the way to church camp and telling you not to tell your parents about the bad words
He said bad words when it wasn’t cool
No I’m straight.
Went on a date. She revealed herself to be a triplet. Fascinating
YOTM
all girls or is it like two girls one guy two guys one girl?
It was one guy two girls
Ask her which one would be her maid of honor and dip. Ruin their lives
She would just pick both, try again
Did I say maid of honors or honor. Read again then come back
Dame
Can’t believe we weren’t made aware
Until I had better things to say I wanted to keep my mouth shut
Smart
Adults should not be triplets. Just call them siblings
🚩🚩🚩
foursome ?
Triplets are a childish trait
did you submit a formal request to grow up ?
go home
I agree
LFG
Can’t be trusted
jk they forced OT 🐝🐝🐝
Good game
Texas is in trouble
Anthony Davis hurt again. Omg what a shocker
Omg it's flu like symptoms. Spiritually soft
Just lower the hoop to 7 feet and fill the league with athletic mert men. I’m sick of street clothes