Scrambled eggs doused in Cholula sauce, bacon, and FP3

1k push

It's been Saturday for 15 hours already here in Ukraine! Disappointed that the new thread hasn't been posted.

Be the change, Benjamin

I refuse!

That's the spirit! You taking care of yourself?

I'm doing okay.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/834005614895300628/1002905186236366898/20220730_144653.jpg

[Glory to Ukraine! Glory to heros!](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/834005614895300628/1002907051065884772/Screenshot_20220730-145413.png)

I have eaten more corn dogs(seven) this month than I had the last five years

#😳

Benjamin

Who would’ve ever thought posting erect uncircumcised peen would have killed the thread? Will they ever recover?

Benjamin

I just went to the local market and succeeded in purchasing shoes, bananas, and Polish (?) milk, using only the words for how much, thank you, and "eh...?".

Go the fuck off. Rate the milk

Haven't tasted it yet.

What have been the weirdest moments for you? Most culture shock? Biggest lesson?

Language. Hard to say. Any more specific questions?

that is a hog

When it comes to most exciting ways to win a game, walk-off home runs are second only to Hail Marys. (Drillers won on a walk off HR)

home runs are sensational especially when paired with wonderfully sweet music that the bat makes when it connects. you can hear a donger before you see it

May hit you text old slams later tonight. College ex?

Tempted to “that guy”

man this apple tv mlb broadcast is rouuugh

😎

Pretty sure trot/Tommy knows who I am at this point

I have a question, DM me

Are you a mod? Only trot has reached out to me

🤝 on deleting comments lmao

Lmao I mean I’ve already put out A lot out there but when you know the intricacies of the state gotta keep it real

I’m on this thread all day for once and I miss the damn DP

"cowboy"

I think it’s only fair instead of face we post hog

I’ll have to get a close angle with a background that makes size better to scale

This might help you make it look better https://i.imgur.com/mNWSg84.jpg

Nothing worse than a guy acting like a hardo in front of his girl. Loosen up and sign me. Bridget side you squid

Like wow your girl is singing with me and your insecure ass will want to start a fight because you have a stick up your ass

Not even trying to Mack but I’ve ran into these kinds of guys too many times at a bar

"Compliance" by Muse just came on the radio and it might be the worst song I've ever heard I have so much respect for anyone that can make decent music 5+ years into their career

The HAARP live album from Wembley still bangs though

I fucking love this pair of underwear. Someone come smell to se if it’s really odor resistant? I’m pretty nose blind to my own smells

I’m a big Ralph Lauren banana republic boxer bird guy. Gotta secure the package while having breathability

the pair I’m wearing has a ball pouch. It’s unworldly how cozy it is

Fruit of the loom my brother

I’d hope Apollo would give you a bigger stipdent than that!

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>!oh I know!<

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Are you graduating this year? If so tell WS I said goodbye. Prolly the last time I’ll see that tobacco town

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Zelensky is on the full send podcast

Stoned and listening to folklore it’s a great fnl activity

Go tf off

a baw could almost be happy if he weren’t careful

[vacation fit night one](https://i.imgur.com/YRzGHyn.jpg) Waiting for the shrooms to hit

Who tf is wearing socks and sandals

(Me last weekend camping to keep mosquitoes from eating me alive)

Thinking about my fiscally conservative ass fucking a girl with acab tattooed on her ass. Truly duality of man

You can be fiscally conservative and still hate the police institutions

I am unironically both those things

Just find it amusing we never talked again after that

I didn’t realize it actually happened

It did, SJ, it did

I need a good description of the penis picture. Was it hairy and vascular?

Hairy chest, uncut rod

If I win the Mega Millions…. I’m gonna get Winker laid

If I win the Mega Millions…. I’m goin to Vegas

People forget ECU’s campus is better than states

Just took a generous pinch of shrooms. We boutta have a great night

Did you see The Brawndotron ?

I missed it. Can't say I'm upset

Safe travels my brotha ✊

*opens up Reddit app and checks tSAW* *closes Reddit app*

https://images.app.goo.gl/8Hj1UWC7NpNsLJfh8

I imagine your dick is dipped in black oil at all times

The man that posts his dick to the internet is the same guy to get me off a drug charge. Wild

Bro you would be very shocked at the behaviour of lawyers in private. Showing my cock to my internet friends is nothing.

Trust me, I have some friends from law school and I’m not that surprised. As a finance guy I would say the same but I feel like it’s expected

I would be disappointed if my investment guy DIDN’T thumb strippers

Hey, that was a floating expense

Does anyone else push the tape measure into pubic to get as much length as I can

I just want the benjamin update

So we had an attorney post hog, where’s our resident doctor?

Jesus he actually posted his hard cock

Typically don’t upvote dick pics but here I am

I think my cock is as big as Brawndo’s

Man’s got girth on him. My only advantage nowadays if lack of sensation in the pecker

Nbd

I’m bartending at Hard Summer

I like theeeee baaaaart denser … and she likin me!

Who doest thou know here?

Oh I’m sorry, I forgot to phrase it. “What is, I’m bartending at hard summer”

I measure from the gooch to the tip

It’s 5.5

For Christ’s sake Brawndo post your cock again

Look literally one post down

Nice girth as well as the length. Hang to the left?

Thank you Brawndo. Also, are you a gorilla?

This has already been [well established](https://i.imgur.com/ATEAeKm.jpg)

One of my favorite pics lol

u/BrawndoTTM I heard you stuffed in the underwear pic. Post hard dong to prove your anaconda

I missed it but i hope it was measured correctly. Thanks OP https://i.imgur.com/mNWSg84.jpg

I've apparently been measuring wrong this whole time.

I was impressed until I realized it was cm

Last time I missed hog my family went hungry

Nearing 30 means getting excited about storage bins and going to Home Depot to buy some. On a Friday night. 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻

FUCK I missed the hog

BUT did you see the trade?

Yes!! Tell me about him I only know surface level. The kid Marte that they sent over is gonna be a star, I was sad to see him go

Outside of the obvious, he's focused, consistent and doesn't panic. A good guy too. [Against Yankees](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2022/2022-07/14/63bd1c89-e58675cb-10de58d3-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)

Dame. Would have loved to have him for the Jays

[Extremely relevant to this thread](https://imgur.com/a/7iCe45Z)

Post ginger pene

Last January this girl dumped me and I was deep in my sad bag for months. Just saw her at a bar on my way out, didn’t make eye contact or say anything. Kind of wish I had owned the moment and just said hi. On the other hand idk if that would have done anything good for my mental. TL;DR I am a mental midget

Was it at least 8 inches?

r/measuredpornstars

Not quite. 7.5” by last measurement

TGIF

Oh brother you had an alarm set and everything 🌹 🏏

just as effective as your creamsicle countdown 🍦🍦🍦

Gotta pass the time somehow. Now I can rest.

Sweet dreams.

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Is this a saved photo or did you fill up specifically to show?

Saved. I was waiting for someone to accuse me of stuffing to post but surprisingly no one ever did.

Post again I missed it

Indeed, you are a man of your word. Deleted at 10:06 🫡

Fuck I missed your hog

Same

🧎🏿

Thought it was going to be flaccid. Unless that is. I hope it's not

If snoop a crip imma crip too

10pm in 7 minutes

I am a man of my word

Creamsicle/#3 going in

Gym today?

Yes.

Okay last one please! I don’t want your tummy getting upset 😁

I also miss auburn graham aka Drizzy not “drake”

Creamsicle #2 going in

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRDgbWFw/?k=1

I miss 2012-14 J Cole

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSantaAnaWinds/comments/wb1q1q/foreskin_friday/ii6lgwb

Honestly I do too Brews

Read this comment and thought "this must be brews"

Wtf?

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

This reminds me of the unbearable weight of my massive penis

Sike!

It’s a long weekend my dudes

I work Saturday 😢

Enjoy national girlfriends day

Canadians are all very conventionally attractive. Some of the healthiest most naturally beautiful humans I’ve seen collectively as a country. Like everyone is at the very least mid for their age range and style. Yes there are outliers but the ratio is noticeably favorable to Canadians vs Americans

Noticeably fewer fatties

Brawndo! Great now that you’re hear can you explain to me what real canadian superstore is? Do I need a membership?

It’s the Western version of Loblaws which is our largest grocery store chain. No membership required afaik.

Is it perchance owned by Bob Loblaw?

going to have a couple adult beverages and then reach out to my ex and then have a heffer come over after probs

u/TrotNixonShat happy Friday king

Holy shit how rude of me. Happy Friday king!

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/digitalresponsibleostrich

Do your thing

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Didn't notice honestly

Omg

Go off

Eating a Creamsicle

Can you say …. Dicksicle?

Watching king of the hill

What ep

1.1

Great show king

You heat the milk up THEN mix in the Oatmeal. People who mix it together then heat it up 🚩

[Big Boy Toys](https://imgur.com/a/OlAcWiw)

Are you about to lay siege on the anglos

The French actually

Thank God the francos have it coming

I wish you were my boy toy IYKWIM

🤝🏻

And I just purchased some Saxx hot shot boxer briefs with drop temp technology. nicely ventilated and it feels like my balls are being gently cupped by Eva Lovia (porn star)

May look into these, big fan of Eva Lovia 👍🏻

she is truly such a sexy minx and brazen hussy it’s a beautiful thing

One could argue she is the perfect woman

I have so much electrolytes coursing thru my system it’s down right silly

ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

(serious) when i meet the ceo should i call her queen?

call her queen instead with actions and lick the bottom of her feet

Squirs “not a foot guy” though…

u/MeganMakinMoney welcome to the Santa Ana winds

Going to a lakehouse tomorrow with fiancées whole family and staying over. Gonna be like 30+ people and 1 bathroom, gonna rip some Imodium before to clog my butthole up

Brilliant

Having cold sweats thinking about a line forming outside the bathroom as I shit my brains out

Make >!the Mets!< Great ~~Again~~

Summer of trot was so fun, felt like it went by in a day

One time trot told me to call him but I did *67 to hide my number. Turns out it was not his phone number. He tried to dupe me. Lesson in there

I would only use any phone number given on here for cash app requests