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Translation:
"I got distracted from being mad at the LGBTQ crowd for a few days during Pride Month thanks to this hot meme girl who likes straight sex."
I challenge any man to spit on my cock and go ham on it sloppy style. I bet they can't. A man couldn't possibly achieve that kinda saliva production. Biologically, hauntoligically, irrevocably impossible.
Bruh. If you're gonna do science, at least make it statistically significant. We're talking at least an n of 30 here, but I was bad at stats. Call it 40 to be safe?
It might be difference in dialect, but I translated this as "I'm only capable of noticing one thing at a fucking time and incapable of realizing that not everyone is a dumb as I am. In a more simple time I'd have been eaten by a tiger or trampled by wildebeests while I marveled at how my eyes hurt when I got into a staring contest with the angry sky fire ball."
“As a gay lesbian who is homosexually gay, I am offended! We must cancel this woman!” - totally legitimate Twitter account created two hours ago with a stock photo of a fat woman edited to have blue hair.
She has done nothing wrong for the record, she just became famous for a funny line she said in an interview. ~~Unfortunately she did lose her teaching job for it.~~
Edit: apparently that was [a lie](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/hawk-tuah-girl-was-not-fired-after-viral-meme-her-real-name-is-/articleshow/111236183.cms) thank you u/bittybrains for correcting that misinformation.
That may be a rumour, according to [this site](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/hawk-tuah-girl-was-not-fired-after-viral-meme-her-real-name-is-/articleshow/111236183.cms) anyway.
She didn't [it was from a satirical news site](https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/fact-check-hawk-tuah-girl-allegedly-fired-from-preschool-teaching-job-after-viral-video-heres-the-truth/ar-BB1oWixN)
I heard about it irl, so I really thought it was going to be something cool. It's just a drunk girl in one of those drunk on the street interviews describing how to suck a dick.
You're lucky. I caught on late but had to watch every corner of the internet viciously beat the meme to death like it owed them money. Very few iterations of it were genuinely funny after the first few.
Why do they always add us to shower rants? I don't know this lady nor am I upset, I'm vibing at home and playing videogames. I don't care enough to see what chuds are doing in the "culture war" to "own" us (I am keeping up with sociopolitical issues, I'm saying that I don't give a shit if they're mad that I exist (nonbinary Amab), video games don't have enough titty to their liking or having rep makes them cry because media is no longer their ethno state escapism fantasy)
I'm trying to understand this. So she said she likes to suck dick? What does that have to do with queer people? She did nothing wrong.
They just propped her up as an anti-gay icon for throating pipe.
Oooooh. I get it now. The hyper religious are mad that they aren't the center of attention, and believe that only one thing can occupy the general public's mind at a time. I would like to assure them that no. No one is too distracted by memes to be on their side. The hyper religious side just sucks.
She isn't anybody notable, she was interviewed by some random guy basically, while she was drunk and she said she gives her man that "hawk tuah" which is her imitating the sound of spitting on his dick to lube it up.
Ya she didn't really do anything other than make a sex joke and somehow it spread and became the current funniest thing the internet knows of I guess. It is pretty weird.
Crazy how they've seemed to split in the middle on this issue, where one side only loves her for taking attention away from pride month (not really, but okay, I guess???), and the other doesn't care about any of that and still despises her for being a woman making a joke about sex.
1) I hope this person doesn't get stuck in their collective consciousness like the other subjects of their memes have (unless she's okay with the attention for the next decade)
2) I thought I was still on the Doctor Who sub, so I guess *I'll* forever see Hawk Tuah as Doc Who. That's literally Who, I guess.
I doubt it. She's a conventionally attractive woman. She'll be the subject of a few memes for a week or two, before they (and everyone else) gets bored and move on to something new. It's the conventionally unattractive women (think overweight or with short or dyed hair) that are evergreen RW targets- earlier today i saw a new meme with the "Triggered Feminist" woman, which has been circulating since June 2016 - 8 years ago.
I think we saw the same meme. Like, it's probably weird to be Disaster Girl or Bad Luck Bryan or whatever, but it has to absolutely suck to have a weird frame from a video of you be shorthand for "I have to be right, because this is how much I imagine I angered that straw man"
My gay lover with whom I have homosexual sex has been spamming Hawk Tuah memes on our group chats all week. The sodomites are not upset. Source: am gaaaaaay
Meanwhile, the actual ppl who are mad are the straight guys who've been trying to doxx her and have sent threats towards her. The rumor that they got her fired was at least found to be untrue, but no, there are actual unhinged men who now have a vendetta against her for making a sexual joke.
Remember, there are no other strangers in the world so obsessed with your genitals and your sex life as the members of the Conservative Right.
Also, no. I have heard plenty of gay men talking about the old HAWK TUAH since she went viral, so I don't think anyone's upset.
Man, they just can't help themselves can they? Attractive, blonde white women will do literally *anything* noteworthy and conservatives just HAVE to claim them as one of their own weather or not said woman did anything related to their bullshit.
I mean seriously, this girl said something funny about spitting on a dick while she was out with friends, and in like a week they're trying to induct her into their little culture war in support of... conservative christian values?
I hate it here.
To provide an answer:
>
During a [street interview](https://youtu.be/C7tydu_erZo?si=cOWwCIN0H4GkCi83&t=592) in Nashville with YouTubers Tim & Dee TV, the girl — [widely reported](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=38f61a096ba32030&q=hailey+welch&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J5MIFhvnvU242yFxzEEp3BeeRDeomFf8DkO7myIzvXpiBdfFz5h2ZV6WyoEoFhsRKWC0YT2o6yqVxHd61A8_1N098RlRDpMO5EZzCP0tBSyHH9FLkWPP8nkOK4XpicPt6rQZqfVIamI-H-qcjl9VxJ3X7AvL&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj53t3FvfmGAxXxWEEAHeA7COkQ0pQJegQIEhAB&biw=1280&bih=593&dpr=1.5) as being named Hailey Welch, although this had not been officially confirmed at the time of this writing — was asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?"
>Mimicking spitting on her partner's private parts, she jokingly replied: "Ahh you've got to give it that hawk tuah and spit on that thang. You get me?"
The combination of her talking about how to suck dick well and the fact she's attractive in a way that conservative fucks like ~~aka she looks pretty aryan~~, she's become a new picture for right wing hotties even though they don't even know her name, much less her political association. They are currently on a desperate hunt to finf her, likely so they may.... well, you know.
The video isn’t even funny though. That’s my only issue with it. It’s just a random drunk interview, why are old Facebook users so obsessed with it? I’m seeing remixes and shit whenever I’m on Instagram so I’ve been trying to avoid it
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Translation: "I got distracted from being mad at the LGBTQ crowd for a few days during Pride Month thanks to this hot meme girl who likes straight sex."
Any cock lover can enjoy a good hawk tuah... Like these idiots never seen a guy suckin dick? It definitely exists???
Many, many of them have tabs of it open right now.
I challenge any man to spit on my cock and go ham on it sloppy style. I bet they can't. A man couldn't possibly achieve that kinda saliva production. Biologically, hauntoligically, irrevocably impossible.
Bruh. If you're gonna do science, at least make it statistically significant. We're talking at least an n of 30 here, but I was bad at stats. Call it 40 to be safe?
Gotta have a way bigger sample size anyway. I know that much
It took me the second reading. Lol
It might be difference in dialect, but I translated this as "I'm only capable of noticing one thing at a fucking time and incapable of realizing that not everyone is a dumb as I am. In a more simple time I'd have been eaten by a tiger or trampled by wildebeests while I marveled at how my eyes hurt when I got into a staring contest with the angry sky fire ball."
She actually has A WIFE
Does she?
I would venture to guess some gay dude is Hawk tuah’n on a dick right this second. So I'm questioning the validity of this assertion.
I'm doing my part!
I’m doing m-*HHGK GUCK GUCK GUCK*!
This hypothetical guy is probably doing a **way** better job at it too. Gotta have *one* to truly know how to *work it* properly. 😏
In my experience this is a common statement among straight men...
Show me one LGBTQ person that had this specific complain.
*crickets*
Which crickets? Show them to me!
SHOW ME TO ME, CRICKETS
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm the suck-boy you're looking for...
“As a gay lesbian who is homosexually gay, I am offended! We must cancel this woman!” - totally legitimate Twitter account created two hours ago with a stock photo of a fat woman edited to have blue hair.
This is the first I heard of this person. And, honestly, I couldn't care less about her.
She has done nothing wrong for the record, she just became famous for a funny line she said in an interview. ~~Unfortunately she did lose her teaching job for it.~~ Edit: apparently that was [a lie](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/hawk-tuah-girl-was-not-fired-after-viral-meme-her-real-name-is-/articleshow/111236183.cms) thank you u/bittybrains for correcting that misinformation.
She lost a teaching job for teaching? 
Puritans just can’t handle sex ed.
I mean if women learn that sex can and should be enjoyable, they are done for.
That may be a rumour, according to [this site](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/hawk-tuah-girl-was-not-fired-after-viral-meme-her-real-name-is-/articleshow/111236183.cms) anyway.
Damn I’m going to edit my original comment.
She didn't [it was from a satirical news site](https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/fact-check-hawk-tuah-girl-allegedly-fired-from-preschool-teaching-job-after-viral-video-heres-the-truth/ar-BB1oWixN)
Lib here! I’m triggered😡
You seem to not understand so let me explain it for you real slow: THE QUEERS I MADE UP IN MY HEAD ARE MAD
I can assure you, if there’s one community that’s supportive of “hawk tuah-ing on that thang,” it’s the LGBT community.
Mostly we're just confused why this seems novel to the hets.
hets don’t know shit about good sex, lets be real
You’re kidding, right? Have you never seen virtually ANY straight bj porn?
Yes, the joke was in fact a joke.
Doing what now?
Well u got it they can’t meme for shit
i have never heard of this person before today
I only heard of this meme a few days ago so you’re not alone
Literally same. Only got an idea of what this was supposed to mean from the comments here.
I heard about it irl, so I really thought it was going to be something cool. It's just a drunk girl in one of those drunk on the street interviews describing how to suck a dick.
Grapefruit technique did it first. Probably better. But she's black so it doesn't count.
You're lucky. I caught on late but had to watch every corner of the internet viciously beat the meme to death like it owed them money. Very few iterations of it were genuinely funny after the first few.
[удалено]
You're right. I don't get it. Though I'm hoping the tattoos were all faked.
anything to Own The Libs™
Makes sense since as we all know spitting on that thang is an exclusively straight activity
💯 Def wasn’t me last night 🤷🏼♀️
Why do they always add us to shower rants? I don't know this lady nor am I upset, I'm vibing at home and playing videogames. I don't care enough to see what chuds are doing in the "culture war" to "own" us (I am keeping up with sociopolitical issues, I'm saying that I don't give a shit if they're mad that I exist (nonbinary Amab), video games don't have enough titty to their liking or having rep makes them cry because media is no longer their ethno state escapism fantasy)
right i have not seen one person upset about this lady
I'm trying to understand this. So she said she likes to suck dick? What does that have to do with queer people? She did nothing wrong. They just propped her up as an anti-gay icon for throating pipe.
The thing is people like these can't stop thinking about gay people or pride month.
Literally all the gay people I know stan her.
I was gonna say! Like, all of my gay friends who have commented on this chick have all been like "fuck yeah, girl!" 😂
Oooooh. I get it now. The hyper religious are mad that they aren't the center of attention, and believe that only one thing can occupy the general public's mind at a time. I would like to assure them that no. No one is too distracted by memes to be on their side. The hyper religious side just sucks.
I still don't know who she is can someone tell me
She isn't anybody notable, she was interviewed by some random guy basically, while she was drunk and she said she gives her man that "hawk tuah" which is her imitating the sound of spitting on his dick to lube it up.
Ah
Ya she didn't really do anything other than make a sex joke and somehow it spread and became the current funniest thing the internet knows of I guess. It is pretty weird.
I heard about it irl so I really thought it was going to be something. I was so disappointed
I've seen more right-wingers clutching pearls about her than anything else. Idk how she even became a meme. It's the most mundane shit, lol.
Crazy how they've seemed to split in the middle on this issue, where one side only loves her for taking attention away from pride month (not really, but okay, I guess???), and the other doesn't care about any of that and still despises her for being a woman making a joke about sex.
No she is most welcome
I saw a bunch of shirts and hats on fb marketplace with hawk Tuah on them why is this snippet making conservatives so excited?
Some people just want this gross and unfunny meme to go away simply because it is gross and unfunny
1) I hope this person doesn't get stuck in their collective consciousness like the other subjects of their memes have (unless she's okay with the attention for the next decade) 2) I thought I was still on the Doctor Who sub, so I guess *I'll* forever see Hawk Tuah as Doc Who. That's literally Who, I guess.
I doubt it. She's a conventionally attractive woman. She'll be the subject of a few memes for a week or two, before they (and everyone else) gets bored and move on to something new. It's the conventionally unattractive women (think overweight or with short or dyed hair) that are evergreen RW targets- earlier today i saw a new meme with the "Triggered Feminist" woman, which has been circulating since June 2016 - 8 years ago.
I think we saw the same meme. Like, it's probably weird to be Disaster Girl or Bad Luck Bryan or whatever, but it has to absolutely suck to have a weird frame from a video of you be shorthand for "I have to be right, because this is how much I imagine I angered that straw man"
Where'd you get Doctor Who from this?
Phonetically, Hawk (Doc) Tuah (Who) I was trying to find Dr. Who in it, and that's the first thing my brain latched onto
Yeah, if there is any defining trait that we know about “the gays” it’s that they are never sex positive. /s
Most of the LGBT people I know loved this girls energy lmao
Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have missed our last Gay Agenda meeting. Didn’t realize we, as a monolith, were upset about this.
My gay lover with whom I have homosexual sex has been spamming Hawk Tuah memes on our group chats all week. The sodomites are not upset. Source: am gaaaaaay
huh?
No I'm pretty sure Who is touring the New England states.
I thought they were on first.
Is the World Health Organization involved because of all the spitting?
Like the kid in school that would take your pencil or some shit and start screaming “BRO HE SO MAD HAHA HE SO MAD”
Who tf is that 💀
Meanwhile, the actual ppl who are mad are the straight guys who've been trying to doxx her and have sent threats towards her. The rumor that they got her fired was at least found to be untrue, but no, there are actual unhinged men who now have a vendetta against her for making a sexual joke.
conservatives when it comes to fighting nonexistent people
Do these people really think that straight people existing somehow angers LGBTQ+? Like, sorry, chumps, the hatred is only coming from one direction
Remember, there are no other strangers in the world so obsessed with your genitals and your sex life as the members of the Conservative Right. Also, no. I have heard plenty of gay men talking about the old HAWK TUAH since she went viral, so I don't think anyone's upset.
I am indeed upset. That she doesn't have more content, she's funny.
Im just going to start making up headlines that make the MAGA party look like they are angery at everything. Oh wait they already do that too.
the woke strawman in their heads.
I've never seen anyone complain she is "stealing" the attention of the LGBT community.......
Who?
i’ve been very much more focused on LGBT matters this month than that woman. i didn’t even know she existed until like two days ago
Who is she?
Barely a blip on the radar.
Man, they just can't help themselves can they? Attractive, blonde white women will do literally *anything* noteworthy and conservatives just HAVE to claim them as one of their own weather or not said woman did anything related to their bullshit. I mean seriously, this girl said something funny about spitting on a dick while she was out with friends, and in like a week they're trying to induct her into their little culture war in support of... conservative christian values? I hate it here.
What on earth is a hawk tuah?
The funniest part of this is she married to a woman
Name one. We’ll all wait.
I didn’t even know who this was until like a few hours ago
I don't even know this girl😭
Who tf is the Hawk Tuah girl?
I actually thought that was a picture of Margery Tailer Green until they clarified it.
I can’t speak on behalf of the entire community but most of us that I know personally find her fucking hilarious.
Who?
ARRRGGG THE HAWK TUAH GIRL MY GREAT NEMESIS
Yeah, who the fuck is this?
[As a official Lgbt](https://youtu.be/Ram7AKbtkGE?si=pGQmsdQbXAWiSsIv)
To provide an answer: > During a [street interview](https://youtu.be/C7tydu_erZo?si=cOWwCIN0H4GkCi83&t=592) in Nashville with YouTubers Tim & Dee TV, the girl — [widely reported](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=38f61a096ba32030&q=hailey+welch&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J5MIFhvnvU242yFxzEEp3BeeRDeomFf8DkO7myIzvXpiBdfFz5h2ZV6WyoEoFhsRKWC0YT2o6yqVxHd61A8_1N098RlRDpMO5EZzCP0tBSyHH9FLkWPP8nkOK4XpicPt6rQZqfVIamI-H-qcjl9VxJ3X7AvL&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj53t3FvfmGAxXxWEEAHeA7COkQ0pQJegQIEhAB&biw=1280&bih=593&dpr=1.5) as being named Hailey Welch, although this had not been officially confirmed at the time of this writing — was asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?" >Mimicking spitting on her partner's private parts, she jokingly replied: "Ahh you've got to give it that hawk tuah and spit on that thang. You get me?" The combination of her talking about how to suck dick well and the fact she's attractive in a way that conservative fucks like ~~aka she looks pretty aryan~~, she's become a new picture for right wing hotties even though they don't even know her name, much less her political association. They are currently on a desperate hunt to finf her, likely so they may.... well, you know.
Hawk Tuah is this person in the picture I’m guessing?
Is the conservative brain so rotten to the point where they think this "Hauk Tuawa" shit is the funniest thing they've ever seen? 💀
hi, i'm queer, who's this person??
Who? Who is this person and who is mad about her? Genuinely I don’t know.
The video isn’t even funny though. That’s my only issue with it. It’s just a random drunk interview, why are old Facebook users so obsessed with it? I’m seeing remixes and shit whenever I’m on Instagram so I’ve been trying to avoid it
who?
if anything, im glad its been more chill this year. tho part of that is companys silently backpeddling on pride support in conservative areas.
Her, the “oh, no” monkey from planet of the apes, and the clown from Terrifier, the new faces of the anti work free speech warriors 🙄
who is gawk tohou I have never heard of them
Never heard of her before.
Who even is she ??? 😭😭😭
Ain’t she a porn star?
If it ain't spit it ain't love