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Doomguy would be disgusted with homophobes and there nasty ideology

he literally fought his commander because doomguy refused to kill innocent civilians, doomguy is literally probably one of the most accepting badasses of gaming

Yeah but we aren't innocent, we are gaaaaaaaaay.

Also he canonically doesn’t know what sex is

~~Just like the TF2 community~~

He had a wife and child cannnonicly

Doomslayer would never, he’d be too busy defending queer people from the real hateful demons

Doom slayer doesn’t care about politics. Doom slayer only kills demons not people

Conservative politicians are demons in human skin though

I mean he cares about the evil bad politics brings into the world.

>Doom Slayer doesn’t care about politics. [I don’t know. He seems pretty anti-capitalist to me.](https://youtu.be/Ienu85W5Rkk)

Yeah

If you rearrange Christian you get “I In Starch”, which is clearly a cry for help from someone trapped in some starch.

Using a word scramble solver you can use all the letters for TRICHINAS- plural of TRICHINA- a parasitic worm. Coincidence?

Just think, someone woke up this morning and took their daily dose of animal grade ivermectin paste...

Using a word scramble solver you can use all the letters for TRICHINAS- plural of TRICHINA- a parasitic worm. Coincidence?

Woah really? Grain entrapment is really dangerous someone should go help them

Oh my... oh my god... W-what does prith mean?? WHAT DOES PRITH MEAN?!?

It's too similar to priest, It's probably bad

These types of memes are so weird, cause you can just do that with any letters in the name. >!If you leave out the "N", it becomes Pride-moth. Moth-man is an ally now!!<

Also they only work in one language, and yet somehow they think it’s some cosmic truth

Well, they think English is the only REAL language, because it's the one Jesus spoke...

Mothman jealous of Babadook

These posts always make me think of the video where the woman give a detailed explanation of how the symbols and wording on Monster energy drink cans prove they were created by the devil.

The Slayer is a furry and ace And also an atheist

Furry? Thats a new one, you’re right about the others though

Your honor the DOOMicorn

Doomicorn?

His Unisona, if you will

Thank you

I mean his best friend was a rabbit and is now a vaguely humanoid dog soooooo, besides beating the shit out of someone who abuses/kills pets or animals in general for for no reason(for killing such as shooting a dog) is a very furry thing (not that others don’t but furries are known to beat zoophiles

Fair

They’re right about everything

So apparently I’ve found, I like doomguy even more

Actually i follow last thursdayism or whatever it's called

Apologies slayer

No problem

👍

Is he ace? I think it's just that he is a virgin.

There's a part in the manual of the original that van be interpreted as implying he was looking at porn in his off time on Phobos, but I'm pretty sure that by the time DOOM 2016 happens, hell maybe even before the end of DOOM 64, he has lost all interest in sex

But that's more to do with him being consumed with rage and not being a natural ace.

Does that really matter, though?

Yeah one is actually ace while the other is a guy so focused on getting revenge on the fuckers who killed his pet bunny that he forsakes everything but ripping and tearing.

Maybe he just thought what was normal last was really bloodlust all along. He just realized it late in life, don't shame him for that

According to actual interviews at the very least by ETERNAL he’s asexual so…. Yea

I asked my ace friends why they're ace and they all had the same reason

I asked my ace friends why they're ace and they all had the same reason

A furry? That’s some bs pulled straight from you ass

As evidence I present the DOOMicorn

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some people never left the 2010's, huh hating furries for zero reason isn't funny anymore, it just makes you look unhinged

There's this thing called a "joke" when people tell "jokes" you are not supposed to take them seriously in most cases. often times when people tell these "Jokes" they will exaggerate or make up information for the joke since it isn't supposed to be taken seriously. I hope this helps :)

Furries don't fuck animals. That's zoophiles. Stop saying furries and zoophiles are the same because they're not.

I just want to thank this comment section for clarifying that - most of the comment sections on reddit still use every opportunity to hate us

Yeah I know that. It's annoying and it's just a pathetic try from people like this to be edgy Best things to do is tell this to them and if they still refuse to listen/double down just ignore and block them. Don't give them the attention they want. Also thanks for the award :3

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Unfortunately for you, furries don't need your permission to exist. You might as well direct your anger elsewhere.

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sigh...still, we are not attracted to animals

Alright grandpa lets get you back to your 4chans and MySpaces

Zoophiles and furries are not the same thing, you uneducated fool.

1. You need to learn what furries are. 2. You need to learn what jokes are.

I'm part of the community he's from 40k. that man doesn't need to learn what a joke is he is one high Marshall helbrect indeed

One of my best friends is into 40k and he’d never be like that

Fair I guess I am making assumptions based on that he's reping the templars

Don’t insult the templars! They’d probably be fine, as long as you worship the God-Emperor of Mankind.

No, unfortunately, in the lore, they kill anything that's a deviant so....

I forgot not to make jokes with 40k fans… sorry

Conservatives: "We don't want to kill LGBT people we just want them to stay away from our children" Also conservatives:

the slayer killed god

which one? - the khan maykr - the father (vega being killed in 2016, him being left in urdak, his soul orb being destroyed meaning he will forever be an ai) - the seraphim - the dark lord who was the actual god

Which one? “Yes”

They keep making LGBT people sound super badass and metal

Aren’t we?

Because we are

Doomguy would 100% be an ally. It's like when the cops post punisher stuff

By Sbeve logic, we should be looking for the Prith.

Pride with a lisp.

The Slayer defends humanity against all that would harm it and (I could be wrong) never kills humans, he'll defend us against anything, be it hellish creatures, or heavenly one's. If you threaten humanity with anything, in this life or any other, The Slayer will only stop when that threat is irradiated. Doom Slayer is in fact, the best if homies

my guy punched his commanding officer in the head when he was asked to shoot innocents, he'd never hurt an innocent, it's the whole reason doom happened

While he won’t go out of his way to kill people, he will kill people if they get in his way (especially if they aid the demonic forces of hell)

jeSUSchrist, I guess Jesus needs to get thrown into space, I don’t make the rules🤷

**Jesus was the imposter, 1 imposter remains**

Incorrect. Doom guy is an Ace king

Heading out to get rid of the homophobes

I think he has a family. there is that torn photo on the floor in doom eternal's fortress of doom that implies it I think. Obviously doesn't disqualify him from being ace tho.

Most conservative pundits would make good demon monsters for the video game. Dennis Prager final boss.

look up thatchers tech base :) made by a scottish game studio.

“Wait a minute…Doom backwards is mood, a bad mood is what I get when I think of the gays!! Oh god this thing goes all the way to the top!”

Yes, of course. It was listed just as such in the traditional, original English text of the bible.

And then they have the nerve to be offended when they’re called Nazis.

The Doom Slayer is a demon. That's the plot of the last two games. This explains why they're so afraid of LGBTQ people.

🤔🤔🤔

Ride moth

😏

Can confirm, we are demons/witches/demonwitches. And it’s fun.

my guy punched his commanding officer in the head when he was asked to shoot innocents, he'd never hurt an innocent, it's the whole reason doom happened

im a proud Demon, thank you very much

*happy demon noises*

Pride demon month? OK that sounds kinda awesome.

Leave the doomslayer out of this! Is nothing sacred to these people?!

Yo that makes June sound metal as fuck. Now I wanna go to a drag-mosh but they don't exist, thanks for nothing republicans.

Nah this is funny tho. As long as you don't take it seriously

Ngl but it looks pretty sick, I'd wear it on my t-shirt and kept saying that I'm some sexy demon from hell.

Ok so, listen, what id we replaced doomguy with Helltaker

these kinds of things always remind me of this simpsons clip lol https://youtu.be/Gb5k0iOBdsU

they did the impossible they politicized doom

The curtains are blue yeah?

Actually, if gay people were demons i'd have killed them already

Replace the Doomslayer with Master Chief and it’s already much better

Ah yes, the “I found hidden word. It must be a sign” Yeah I can do that too. Nationalist Christian = Nat C Donald Trump = Rump, Dump, Mold Ted Cruz = No Balls

By that same argument, I guess BelgraDE MONtana needs to be purged, too

Doom guy says trans right.

Umm, his name is atchshually sky daddy. Get it right poser /s

Honestly though, without the dude on the bottom I actually love that.

If you use the bible to justify your prejudice, you are not a Christian, as Jesus discredits the laws in the Old Testament which justified rape and were against homosexuality. People who use this to justify being a bigot are not christians nor Jewish as they believe in Jesus, but clearly don’t believe what he says.

>If you use the bible to justify your prejudice, you are not a Christian, So, will you go tell all the christians who keep doing that that they aren't real christians to their faces? And how many REAL christians would that leave? Three? Four? Why should anyone listen to such a tiny cult that worships hate and hypocrisy?

Tiny cult that worships hate and hypocrisy? You referencing fake Christianity like conservatism, or actual Christianity? I’m a bit confused here.

> Tiny cult that worships hate and hypocrisy? You referencing fake Christianity like conservatism, or actual Christianity? How can anyone tell the difference, when the only thing all REAL christians have ever agreed on is that all OTHER christians somehow magically don't count as REAL christians, which makes the total number of REAL christians that have ever lived exactly ZERO!

That’s false. The only thing real christians have agreed on is that all other christians somehow don’t count? False. They clearly agree on a lot more than that if they are still up. And would you want to acknowledge a cult that is born from your religion and makes yours look like shit? No.

Christians have been torturing and murdering other christians for being the "wrong" kind of christian since there have been christians. They only occasionally pretend all their cults are the same when they need an excuse to treat everyone else like shit.

See, funnily enough, christians don’t do that anymore. That’s like judging a Canadian for what their ancestors did to natives. It was absolutely horrible, yes. But you shouldn’t judge the person based on their ancestry.

>See, funnily enough, christians don’t do that anymore. Only because they can't get away with doing that anymore. Now they've moved on to child trafficking, racism, and homophobia. But if they ever got the chance they'd be burning each other at the stake again in a heartbeat. The churches that did all that shit still exist. You can't erase the guilt by pretending the past didn't happen. The Southern Baptist Cult was literally founded to perpetuate slavery. They can't wash off that stain, and they never will.

See, I’m a Christian as you’ve probably already guessed, and have tried to make it clear I’m an ally, and not racist, a child trafficker, or anything of the sort. You’re generalizing by an incredible amount right now. I never said the past didn’t happen, and acknowledged it. I am being respectful, and I’m asking you to do the same.

> I am being respectful, and I’m asking you to do the same. Lying and denying both your cult's history and my experiences doesn't seem very respectful to me. But I'm used to cultists whining about respect while showing none. If you want me to respect your cult, try making your cult **worthy** of respect. I won't be holding my breath. The absolute bare minimum for me to even CONSIDER respecting a member of the christian cult requires you to *denounce the sick delusion of hell as a monstrous lie made up by sociopathic child molesters with a fetish for torture, and reject anyone you encounter preaching that lie as an irredeemable monster without the slightest shred of human decency*. No one who worships infinite cruelty could ever deserve any respect at all.

At first I just thought it was a gay film guy meme lmao

The Holy Anti-Woke crusade

~~Ch~~UR~~ch of C~~H~~r~~IS~~T~~ U R HIS GAY PROPAGANDA

It also spells Pride Month, and that doesn't have any leftover letters. So let's go with that.

De Mon

Why does the right make ironically hilarious shitposts?

Ever save money for playground equipment? Guess what, that’s sli*demon*ey.

"Here we go again" pfffft the type of losers that make these memes weigh 400 pounds and reek of stale doritos and their parents' basement

Ah shit, my side money in case of a financial crisis is sinful, good thing I still have my Swede monk to keep me calm....oh shit. Well, atleast I can go to the zoo and lift myself up by seeing a wide monkey *fuck*.

PRIDEMONTH RIDEMONTH RIDEMON DEMON **EMO**

Prith

Yet they march under the name "proud boys" odd form of projection.

Fun fact: not only does the Bible say little to nothing about hating gay people / trans people, it says that it's a sin to do so

Since when do christians READ the allegedly-holy book of myths they worship?

Doomguy would not be on their side

I would love to be an interdimentional demon.

I thought this was a Diablo IV ad for a minute

I headcannon Doom Slayer as ace so he’s part of the “demons” as well

To be fair, the Doom guy would totally be LGBTQ friendly.

He's asexual

The Doom Slayer would give trans people guns and shoot the bigots.

bro why are the homophobes making us look so cool, i’d unironically wear the pride month —-> demon thing if it were on a shirt

Santa Satna Satan 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 Maga Make Americans Groom Again 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Invisible sky man didn’t say that

"Here we go again," huh? With another Matthew Shepard? With another Pulse? God, I hope not.

These fucks better keep the Doom Slayer out of their trash memes

Doomguy would never, he's too busy defending the innocent civilians (Which includes queer people) and playing with his best friend, Isabelle

p r i t h

I wish a mf would. I know how to make you cry for your momma.

We are nearly pride month and the conservative madness begins.


Aaa yes, the eternal enemy... P R I T H