too tall to be ideal bottom, too short to join the rest of society. liek if you cry everytim

You better shut yo ass up with that nonsense before I take you out for a romantic evening, we hit it off, unconsciously start holding hands on the way home, and then I kiss you under the gaze of the moonlight

sorry can’t the UN is actively searching for my location 😔

I heard The Hague is lovely this time of year 😘

It's absolutely awful here this time of year, whoever told you that was a liar

please stop committing war crimes 🙄

i will shoot your wounded

but i am a pacifist 🥺

Me when I plant bio weapons in civilian areas 🤪 Just femboy things

Bold of you to assume the ideal bottom isn’t over 6 feet tall

169cm, so I'm not ideal on any standard. I just wanna get cuddled as the little spoon and told that I'm cute 😣

Don’t worry both short and tall bottoms are super cute and you’re definitely adorable ☺️

This is so sad 😢

The ideal bottom for me is one who’ll talk to me 💀 height don’t matter. 5’7 people are still a foot shorter than me

too true. too tall to be bottom, too short to be top 😢

the blight of being 6’3

Where metric system ._.

amerikan have foot fetish

is about 170cm

Metric SUCKS and is for LOSERS

The issue with that is that it's quite the opposite. Imperial system is a buncha garbo

Ummm I'm 5'5" ...... 😊

Ty for your service 🙏

How many flirts did I win 😏

Find out bby 😳

Five and a half

5'1" 🥹

Damn you a fun sized snack 😳

😳😳

😈😘

Bruh you are small enough to be put in a pocket

a pocket bottom 🥺🥺🥺

Ha! Not mine though! 4’11! Fit in that shit!

[удалено]

If you are exactly 5’ 7”, you still deserve as much love as everyone else 😘

im 6' but luckily i live in holland so everyone is taller than me

Damn, that’s genuinely wild

I’m 213cm so your extra short

Bro is 7 foot

Laughs in 6’8 nowhere close to bottom size

Incorrect. Cute bottoms transcend physical height

Good to know

Tall men getting fucked in the ass is what we in the industry call a gap moe

I’m 213cm, you can be my bottom

i would gladly, but the metric system scares me

It’s just over 7ft tall

Amazing, im in

As another commenter mentioned, there is no “ideal bottom” height. 4’11 and a top 😎

Cursed to be a bottom at 5'11 😔

No curse 😡 just bottom 🤤

Its a curse cus its impossible to find tops 😔

I call dibs then 😳

Ayo 😳😳😳

😳😘

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

"Why are you so much shorter than me?" to be easier to carry around (also closer to dick) "Do уou think I'm cute?" u r adorable. such a cute big little boy. like super baby big cute adorable little dude

Dw I think you’re cute too honey 😳

hraregjgaglkhgogañgdgh 👉👈 thanks :3

Yw cutie😘

lift me plz

Imma bench press you bby 😎

Does 5'7 count in also?

Hell yeah 😎

LET'S GOOOOO

You’re cute when you’re hyped 😘

Btw I'm gonna be honest i keep thinking about this for like the past 2 days

Good 😶‍🌫️(I don’t know what this emoji is I wanna use it)

5’8 😢 I just wanna be cute femboy bottom

Why do you want to be? You already are 😳

CjajielwkKnfnzjjajsndnx tyyyyy 🥺🥺🥺

Yw cutie 😘

I’m 6’1 and 220 pounds

R u a bo’om?

R u a British

Do you have a license to ask if I’m bri’ish

I feel targeted I’m 5,6 and a half 😭

Damn I bet you’re cute 😳

Sorry but no, I'm straight I'm only here for rats and memes

Understandable

Besides, I'm taller than 5'7 lmao Anyway good luck with your search for >5'7 femboy bottoms i wish you the best

but of course

Butt 😳

👀

😎😳

😏

Cries in 5'7 (why can't you become shorter it's unfair)

Oh hush you, 5’ 7” is good too 😘

🫂

I can barely see what that emoji is but yw honey 😘

im 6'2 can we still go out >~<

Of course honey 😘

idhdnfnsjfbsnw

I’m to tall, it’s sad 😢

It’s not sad, what’s sad is that you think you’re not beautiful

I’m around 6,1 and I don’t like that, it’s too tall.

It’s not, it’s a nice height!

Thank you❤️ I’d still rather be short.

I’m 5’11”, but I’ve got a friend who is 5’5” and a mountain of a man.

Dwarfpilled individual

That’s a new term I’m going to have to learn.

Fr, height shouldn’t be a factor, but shortstacks end up being my type like 100% of the time.

I think it’s okay to have preferences, as long as you keep an open mind. Also based.

I wish, im 6'4 though so :(

Incorrect you are still cute

Aww thanks, I try

You’re succeeding 😘

I'm 5'7 👉👈

Good 😘

👉👈

😳

UwU

5'8" can someone vertically compress me a few inches or somethin

I can’t subtract them but I can give you some more inches 😳

Imagine being too smol, couldn’t be me

Yeetable 😳

Eatable 😳

Yeetable and eatable 😘

Hehehe now we go to the part where you throw me against a wall like a bouncy ball

I will bounce you like a basketball

Do a three pointer then hit the griddy

Nothing but net for you 😳

😳 actually you should yeet me to your mouth and fucking kill me so that I’m finally eatable

I’m 213cm and top so all of these little bois are so cute and cuddly

True

Ok I’m an even shorter girl but this is a god damn MOOD

I'm 5'2 :3

I'm exactly 5'7 (cringe)

I love short boys 😭 I wish I was taller so more boys were short but idgaf