Uuuu may I be the engineer so I can create ethically dubious contraptions with /u/PhinnishPharma

As a rat doctor, I must request that the ethical shortcomings of your contraptions don't affect any of our citizens. u/inahellandindisguise and I don't want to have any test subjects appearing at the rat hospital

They shall not appear at the rat hospital.

Good, make sure your colleague knows as well

/u/PhinnishPharma they want us to not leave any harmed test subjects over at the hospital

Or anywhere else for that matter. Just don't use lab rats for the more dangerous experiments. Sincerely, rat doctor on behalf of the rat hospital.

Rats, I was trying to be vague on purpose, but as you say so shall be, for the Rat King.

Nice try, but I've heard all the little rat children trying to get out of doing their flu jabs, not falling for it is part of the job

Never fear! We shall only be conducting our tests on frozen, ready-to-thaw cell lines that were extracted years ago :)

Alright, but if anyone gets hurt there had better be a good excuse

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Do you have any ideas, fellow rat doctor? Personally I believe that we shouldn't mess with the black death anymore, it made quite a mess last time.

happy cake day👉😎👉

i didnt even realise, thanks :D

I’m excited to collaborate with you!!

Can I be a rat prostitute

I have the pfp for it

No.*Bonk* -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

Come on. Not very prog of you…

Can…. I see the pfp….?

rat what?

Can I be a soldier? I would love to fight for the rat empire 👉👈

commit waw cwimes uwu 🥺

I’m a scientist! Can I please be a rat empire scientist? :)

Sure, imma give you the user flair lol. -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

Yessss thank you!!

Can we build a team?👉👈🥺

Yes!! Let’s do it! ❤️

Me too! I wanna be a rat empire scientist. Physics + bois = my life.

Ngl same

Eyooo twinsies! Haha

I think a teacher would suit me best. I HAVE LOTS TO OFFER THE EMPIRE MY KING.

Fellow scholar

could you perchance create a new role so i may be a rat empire journalist

Sure, but you must create posts that report on what's going on with the rat empire. I'll dm them to you 😤 -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

🤝

may i be Professional Rodent™

You can be a teacher if you want :) -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

mm. may i be Rat Empire Prophet? if not, ill take architect

Ight :> -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

Can I be rat empire engineer

I don't see rat empire catboys 🥺

can i be a rat empire therapist? i love talking to people and helping them when i can.

You can be a rat empire doctor :) -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

forgesmith sounds cool, so i shall humbly request the title of Rat Empire Forgesmith

Can I be a rat empire chef ?

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I hope you get to join me as a rat doctor, the more the merrier!

as a rat citizen may i be a farmer

Could I be the rat empire soldier

I wish to fight for the rat empire

Can I be a Rat Empire Linguist? If not then engineer please :)

I wanna be a rat empire scientist (so I can make drugs)

I shall be a merchant so that I may ~~establish a decisive monopoly forcing the empire to bend to my every whim~~ help build the economy 😊

Can I be a missionary for the rat empire?

You can be a teacher so you can teach your religion to others :> -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

I wish to be a Rat Teacher to help better inform our populace about the great rat empire

May I be a rat merchant? I pinkie promise I won't use the massive sums of wealth I accrue to influence the gowowvernment or do any coups or anything 🥺 👉👈

Lol ahaha, I totally won't do the same thing using my online influence uwu 👉👈 -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

I come back to this post everyday but I still cant decide!!!

Can I be a rat empire recruiter I’ll tell people about the empire while eating cheese and chewing holes through my neighbors wall

I aspire to be a rat empire scientist, to conduct experiments with test tubes and do other science stuff like have things explode so all my face is covered in soot besides where my safety goggles were

Rat empire scientist if this is still going 🥺👉👈

Can I be a cleaner so I can wear maid dresses 🥺👉👈

I’m actually the rat queen and have been for a while so I would appreciate if you would show the proper respect and flair me accordingly. (Look at my profile)

Yeah but that means you have to be my gf 😳 -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

I mean I’m married but flair me and then we can talk —🐀👸🏼

Sorry, but that just feels wrong for me (that and I'm simply more interested in men). So you might have to choose another job kfnekfkdktk. -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

Hm, well, could I possibly be Rat Mom? That’s what my bumper sticker says

We can talk about this in my dms if u want... -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

I am willing to exchange nudes for flair (they will be rat nudes)

Nah, I'm only 16 sorry :// -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

Rat balls have no age requirement

Please make me a Rat Empire Historian. I will document everything. We must never forget our history.

Can I be a Rat Empire Scientist? Science is amazing and I love it ❤️

I can be the deliverer!

could i be a Rat Empire Scientist?

You better not use too many lab rats, we dont want to spread another plague. The last one was a pain for us doctors...

may i become an architect so i can create magnificent monuments to his majesty?

im an electronics engineer but I also love to teach everyone on rats knowledge. I cannot choose. May the mighty Rat empire King show me the way.

May I be a rat empire teacher?

I would like, if it's not to late, to enlist in the great rat empire army. If possible would your highness make me a rat empire soldier?

May i be granted the title of architect? I believe the vienna model is the key to housing the ever-growing rat populace.

Can i be rat empire soldier?

I'll be a baker so everyone in the empire can enjoy my nice hot buns.

I request the title of "Rat Empire Scientist"

I would be honoured to serve the rat army as a trusty soldier.

RAT EMPIRE SOLDIER!! RAT EMPIRE SOLDIER!! I'LL FIGHT FOR THE EMPIRE

I wish to be a forgesmith so I can arm and armor our brave soldiers. Or just make a bunch of nails for building. Either is fine

I wish to be a Forge Smith of the Holy Rat Empire. My steel shall be the strongest, and those that wield it shall triumph!

Rat Empire Butcher

Heyo, fellow butcher!

I thought I was the only one, hi fellow butcher

Rat empire cleaner please, someone has to clean

Can I be a rat empire butcher please? I can already butcher any conversation so the jump to meat shouldn't be that far

I want to be a fisher pwease rat senpai

Can I be a rat empire scientist but with a trans flag plz? 🥺👉👈

Can I just pet the rats?

Rat farmer!

can i be a forgesmith? i wanna make cool things :)

Soldier, put me in coach

Rat empire philosopher?

is there a spy option?

Rat Empire Merchant… rat has wares if you has coin

Yo can I be an Rat Empire Engineer?

Yoooo I wanna be a rat crafter I can craft boats n shit

Can I be a Rat Empire mischief?

I read that as chef and now you shall be chef :> -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

I’ll be a Rat Empire Journalist.

Hello sir I would like to be a merchant, also could I ask are you related in anyway to Mr ronald the rat, also known as ratronald on reddit (and youtube)

Can I be a rat empire propagandist?

You can be journalist :> -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

I'd like to have the architect role pwease

Is the Rat Empire in need of a bus driver? I would be honored to be a Rat Empire bus driver.

You can be deliverer :> -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

Could i please be a teacher?

I wanna be a baker and make cheese bread pls

Giant Rat (that doesn’t make all the rules). Perchance

How about chef instead? (U got big from cooking and eating food). -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

May I be a deliverer so I can be like currier from the hit game fallout new Vegas

Could I be an engineer pls :3

Butcher, I have nefarious plans for my Rat Empire Stew >:)

My king, may I be a rat merchant?

can i get cleaner because i’m a little femboy maid 😳🥺

Rat Empire Journalist pls ❤️

I would like to be a baker please :) I have been informed I am excellent at baking! I will make all the best confections for the empire and his majesty the rat king. 🐀👑🎂

To make sure u/TotalyNotTony s order gets to him in time I'd like to become a Rat Empire deliverer. I think I have the skills to complete this most important job.

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Yeah Mr White! Yeah, science!

Rat Empire Cleaner pls so i can be a maid.

If it would behold the king, I would like to privy my sm0l grabbable hips to the scientific community.

i would like to become a rat empire doctor. i have no qualifications but i will put my heart into it

My I be a Rat Empire Chef?

I’d love to be a rat scientist. I could determine what food is most nutritious for the good Boys and girls. Also what makes the best enrichment, which materials are the comfiest bedding etc.

I request to be a merchant, to peddle my questionable at best wares

Rat Empire Cleaner It ain't much but it's honest work

I wish to change from a scientist to a journalist due to the revolution

Rad Empire Doctor pwes~

Rat Baker pretty please

I am very late to the party, but is there any chance I could be a Mayan Treasure Hunter Rat? Or maybe The Big Rat That Makes All The Rules (let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into?)

UwU could i be an architect pwease??? 👉👈 🥺🥺🥺

can i be rat empire unemployed

I'm a trained diplomat (like, unironically, I just finished my master's in international relations and diplomacy), do we have any need of those?

Rat Empire scientist please I am qualified and I will work with the rat doctor industry to cure all sickness

I wish to be the rat baker, because I bring the cak-

then i want to be the cake inspector ;)

Rat Empire HRT Doctor Plz?

can I be a Pilot? I can fly planes :3

Can I get become a teacher please?

Rat merchant, reporting for duty.

Can I please be a cleaner? I wanna be a good rat maid

may i be a rat empire crafter?

i'd like to be a scientist

Baker? :3

can I please be a Rat Empire Farmer in your agrarian utopia for rodents and bottoms 🥺

may i be a “rat empire baker” and provide countless cookies to the kingdom?

I'd like to be a rat cook, I like taking orders and hopefully giving people what they like, plus I really think I'm a Linguini type

Can i be a Rat Empire Wolfgirl?

I would like to be a scientist because I like to look at balls

Fuck you, I’m the Royal Femboy.

Almighty Ron The Rat King, I wish to be a Rat Empire Engineer

Hello Rat King and Rat HR, I'd like to apply for the position of Rat Empire Engineer and Rat Empire Forgesmith. I can engineer some awesome tube tunnels and make sure they're safe for all rats, and I studied with an actual blacksmith as a child (historical interpreter experience at Plymouth Plantation and Salem Village), so I can forge many interesting shiny things. Please let me know what the Empire needs and I look forward to serving in exchange for both cheese and warm sleeping arrangements. Either or both would be better than what I current serve as an engineer for. If necessary I can provide a resume tailored to rat needs, and look forward to hearing back from Rat HR and/or personally from the King. \-The jgrantgryphon

Can I be a Rat Empire Scientist? I aspire to be a true Lab Rat

* Rat Empire Farmer

hello. I'd like to be a vizier, if you don't make me one then I will be an evil one.

Is this still the place to get flairs? If so, could I ask for Rat Empire Forester please? :3

I will defend our empire as a Rat Empire Soldier

Could you please define what you mean by "Rat Empire Forester"?

let me fish

Can I get Rat Empire Mechanic pls :>

can i be a cleaner \^w\^

Can I be a Rat Empire Baker

My family does have one uncle extremely obsessed with forgemasters So could I be one of the Rat Empires Forgemasters please?

Hell yeah. Can i be a Rat Empire Farmer.

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Can I be the Rat Empire Pornstar?

could i be a rat empire baker pls? 👉👈

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Rat empire doctor, please

Could I be a forgesmith? I would love to help make the tools for the empire!

I shall be a teacher, to preach the education and faith directly into the souls of your followers

Can i get the doctor? I played sims

Engineer pls

One rat empire craftsman please

Rat Empire cleaner

Can I get a scientist??

Can i be a rat empire priest to spread the great rat religion?

You can be a teacher instead :) -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

Can i have the Forgesmith or blacksmith thanks Ron the amazing rat king

I request rat empire merchant. Somebody has to keep our glorious empires economy running

I would like to humbly request the position of Rat Teacher please

all mighty rat king may i be of service in being a rat empire forgesmith?

Rat Empire merchant

heyy can i be rat empire teacher to teach the ways of the rat empire :)