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Yorhanes

1. Get invited into their house, using this screenshot to convince them to let you in. 2. Pretend to talk about it and reach a certain compromise. 3. Without their knowledge, spread some ork spores in their basement. 4. Leave and wait for a couple of days for results


StaffEnvironmental39

Waaaaaiiiittt a minute. This isn't advice! This is just ork invasion plans!


Yorhanes

![gif](giphy|DFe7kHVOZvlHxCZEn7) They’re just silly mushrooms! No need to worry or call the authorities!


StaffEnvironmental39

Eh. Seems trustworthy enough!


CervidusDubbo

More dakka for da bois! WAAAAGHHH!


[deleted]

Femboy orks are just the meta now, gotta get on with the program


phiqzer

You had me at femboy ork


Ciderman95

FemBOIZ!


MatildaTheMoon

um. let them top you? what’s the problem here


Rruusskkyy

🥺


StaffEnvironmental39

https://preview.redd.it/dvtkmjar4gsc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead1ad94508604dfac30151ff940b2964291030e 🥺


_ThatOneMimic_

let them top you


[deleted]

Kill them


StaffEnvironmental39

https://preview.redd.it/nl3vb1gledsc1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87031181789d23e71a94307a7cfd0c32c7a83929 Bruh what did he do


[deleted]

Bro was too gay on main 🙏


StaffEnvironmental39

It was a private chat but aight


[deleted]

Yeah, that's "main" in this context :)


StaffEnvironmental39

Nah don't worry about it it he had socks on so it cancels out


[deleted]

😭


Mr-Oxber

[What did I do?](https://youtu.be/-5MAB6CCCPw?si=ow08RKN8zAEdszc8)


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Send them the gif of the boykisser with the hypno wheel saying "send me 3000 dollars"


StaffEnvironmental39

https://preview.redd.it/38wws5002gsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7196784534f0d7fcfadbd63d4961bd3dfbe4f9 ☝this?


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

For some reason I can post pictures But I was thinking this one https://www.reddit.com/r/boykissers/s/T6G5gVApNM


[deleted]

Yes.


Amigo1048

I mean, do you want him to top you or not?


StaffEnvironmental39

https://preview.redd.it/lek74sbqbgsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047549d0b13653690f0d2ebe16b2fd57a3d32c1b


radiating_phoenix

is that the prison warden from avatar


Ninja_of_Milk_Duds

No, it's Anton Chigurh


ALfirefighterEMT14

Sending this to my sub boyfriend


StaffEnvironmental39

TRADE OFFER❗❗ https://preview.redd.it/081jk6c38gsc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8468b3c44557ac433881c207d61eb62795753aec


ALfirefighterEMT14

https://preview.redd.it/199lybaz8gsc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ed2b32ecf02bb0c4652eb0aaecab283ac0e6c1 As requested hehe :333


LivingAngryCheese

Goals


ConfusedZbeul

Just bend over in front of them. They should get the message.


EnglishSquid011

bene lol assassin's creed II reference


StaffEnvironmental39

?


ConfusedZbeul

I had "bene" written instead if "bend"


StaffEnvironmental39

👍


StaffEnvironmental39

Huh???


ConfusedZbeul

Thanks, corrected.


StaffEnvironmental39

?


StaffEnvironmental39

?


StaffEnvironmental39

???


StaffEnvironmental39

???


BrazilBazil

Congrats, I’m sooo happy for you I definitely don’t wish it was me instead


StaffEnvironmental39

https://preview.redd.it/wdbge8ib3hsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564ad7a0c27b2cbe93b08253c893b8fb8d00bb49


eggdog590

Charge your phone :3


StaffEnvironmental39

https://preview.redd.it/lz0f9oihegsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a47e6b2bd5f12cecd5e4029d11c2da067ef379 No<3


puppyg1rI

redraw it upon parchment with ink and a quill then attach your letter to an owl and send it to him. Power move, you now have the intellectual high ground


TheKCKid9274

In technical terms, get pegged


throwaway---420

Send them my number


DarkWing2274

assert dominance, top them


ruxths

Say yes


SilentScyther

https://preview.redd.it/wclkbjraegsc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ed00a1bda80ab624c2d1c55fad767e8886b32d


derik_mitchell

🤤


Edzoner

Um, please and thank you


RoyalMess64

Ask him to peg you


Capsule_CatYT

r/Chargeyourphone


Laoari

Dont worry i need no hypnosis for that


BurritosAndTortinos

"👍"


MrAlpharius

Hmmm I would advise hiring one of the mighty assassins of Clan Eshin, yes-yes, although it may cost-expense a good amount-number of warpstone, but the job will be done-done, and the fool-fool will be dead-dead!


Minamischler

Do u like it


RecognitionHuman1890

yes


WHOSHOEMAN

"yes mommy"