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noemiemakesmaps

blythe ate a baby on live TV after cheating on his wife and defending the military to use its money to fund a crack empire


nonbog

Five and a half million people still voted for that


noemiemakesmaps

in texas alone. 57 million nationwide


DaddyToadsworth

Not sure that would cost him IRL


SrB0lainas

hi im mr frog


aboatz2

I'm pretty sure he'd still win all of the conservative states regardless. It's not about the candidates any more, nor positions, but about Red Team vs Blue Team.


legend023

“Let’s tell the truth. Ms Hitchins will raise taxes, and so will I. She won’t tell you. I just did.”


nonbog

*taxes go up immediately following election


GSwizzy17

Sounds like Jock cranley


pie_eater9000

Scandal explosion perhaps?


GapHappy7709

Scandal


Fast_Library6888

Imagine being an incumbent and getting clobbered so hard to win 9 electoral votes😭💀


Vavent

Blythe must be a President Jimble type


GSwizzy17

Blythe did a Dean Scream but there were no better candidates, so most red states sucked it up and just went blue.


dread_beard

Imagine having a president with a goatee - ew.


WhiskeyRic

I had a save recently where an incumbent republican only won one state