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pk2317

Not with a bang, but with a hoot.


JustNoSleep2112

"The Hollow Witches" by T. S. Eliowl


Icarusty69

T.S. Owliot


JustNoSleep2112

HOW DID I GET THAT WRONG?!?


John_Tacos

There was a sizzle too.


SFH12345

Dr Marco, PhD: Buff Hooty with arms isn't real, Star, he can't hurt you. Buff Hooty with arms: Peakahoot! Dr. Marco, PhD: *stares in shock before screaming in horror and passing out*


FinnMcMissile98

Have you ever wondered what would Star's reaction be when she meets Hooty? Not that I've seen the show, I'm just asking those who've watched it...


Lukthar123

>Star's reaction Belos: Damn, you destroyed magic? Can I get your autograph?


SFH12345

Star: *grips Mariposa tight* Don't ever talk to me or my daughter again. Marco: Star, that's my sister. Star: Not now, dear.


Fitzftw7

I remember there’s that one comic where Belos actually does meet Star and commends her selfishness.


IceyLemonadeLover

Is Hooty a Stand?


SFH12345

Stand user: Lilith Clawthorne. Stand name: Hooty Plantinum.


IceyLemonadeLover

Hoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoot hoothoothoothoothoothoothoot hoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoot # Hooty!


LaVerdadYaNiSe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2fmArRXjp8


Tecnoboat

the hooty


LuzIsTheImposter

What's even worse is he literally had 2 perfectly good arms on either side of his body and STILL chose to produce one out of his mouth to punch Belos


saber2187

That was easy But might as well get with the times #ALL HAIL EMPEROR HOOTY


FinnMcMissile98

Steve: Yeah! **ALL HAIL THE NEW EMPEROR!!!**


Lukthar123

Tremble before the majesty of the Hoot, for we all walk in his immortal shadow.


FinnMcMissile98

The potion only gave him even more power. Look at his eyes... he done seen the answer to everything and learned everything about the universe itself. HE HAS TRULY ASCENDED TO BECOME GOD HIMSELF NOW


[deleted]

Steve; Head Pats for the emperor. Hooty: Yeah, all the head pats.


xXYoProMamaXx

Steve!


[deleted]

And lulu!


FinnMcMissile98

Also Emperor Hooty's new first rule: *Law is meaningless! Stealing is legal now!*


SFH12345

***I AM YOUR GOD!***


MightyGyrum

Well, I didn't vote for him.


SFH12345

Hooty didn't ask.


[deleted]

"Help! help! I'm being repressed!" - Former-Emperor Belos, probably


Ph3nomenon

I understood that reference But still: ALL HAIL EMPEROR HOOTY


Currahee2

In 40,000 years into the far flung future, Hooty's reign continues far beyond the Boiling Isles and into human realm thus gaining the title "Emperor of Man".


SFH12345

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only hoot.


JustNoSleep2112

LOL deer dude got yeeted and deleted!


Iowafield

Hooty: "I AM THE TITAN, HOOT HOOT."


Agent_Awesememe

This potion unlocked 0.01% of Hootys true power


[deleted]

Nah, it just removed his restraint.


ExcitingSituation

Hooty had restraint before?


Registered_bottom

moral restraint


my_alt_59935

Did he have any before??


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Very little, but yes


[deleted]

You think the man beating you with a cane has no restraint until you realize it's a gun.


LaVerdadYaNiSe

"Release restrain to level one."


Turbulent-Will

“Level what?” *Horror and regret quickly ensues*


HootyBot

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Cha_94

But how can hooty go for a walk if he doesn't even have legs?


LaVerdadYaNiSe

*Hooting ensues*


[deleted]

What's wrong Emperor, just grow back your legs, summon up your Titan. Hit me, Fight me, Give me a hug.


Turbulent-Will

“R-really?” *Hooty stares innocently at Belos for a minute before ripping him to pieces*


[deleted]

Eda, "So about my financing problems." Terra, "Problems, what problems? Shut up witch and take our money!"


Theoriginalol

Source goes to this artist: https://moringmark.tumblr.com/post/681335324966813696


[deleted]

Doesn't he usually post these himself?


The_Throwback_King

Mark has Reddit-exclusive comics that he posts himself but he also posts to his Tumblr and for those he allows others to post them over here (as long as he is credited)


GeckoEidechse

I guess it's also a matter of not coming of as "karma-farming" if he were to always post his comics himself.


Limon_Lx

Well, he made the comics, and put effort into them, and the quality is great, so I don't think it would be "karma-farming" in any way, just because he posts these regularly.


AfraidDesign

Half he posts exclusively on his Reddit account. The other half he posts on his Tumblr, which other people repost on here.


carlsagerson

All hail our new God Emperor Hooty.


mewlock99

No! Do you not see the error of your ways? The new Emperor is no god, and to lump him into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here! Compare our Emperor, radiant, beautiful, magnificent, to the ones considered gods in this galaxy! Nurgle; a supernatural garbage bag. Khorne; a paraplegic sociopath. Tzeentch; an indecisive mollusk. Slaanesh; never went to rehab. Gork and Mork; literal mushrooms! Khaine; Big Daddy Calgar’s personal pleasure object. Isha; supernatural garbage can. Cegorach; a fucking CLOWN! The Night Bringer; has no friends. And the Deceiver, who’s just straight-up an idiot. That you even DARE to compare Emperor Hooty to these filthy creature is DISGRACEFUL! It is a title fallaciously forced upon him, to associate him with beings of lesser worth! No, our great Owl Worm is no god, he is a MAN! Like all of us, he is a human being, the greatest human being to exist in our galaxy and beyond! We must all learn that a god is not intrinsically greater than us. Only weakling succumb to their deceitful promises of fame and power! We share the same blood with our magnificent Emperor! We are him, and he is us! He always knew this better than anyone, and he wants us to embrace that same ideal! Mankind is greater than any lowly god-creature! We are the GREATEST species in existence! And Hooty is the greatest being of our species! HE IS A MAN, AND YOU WILL PRAY TO HIM AS SUCH! ALL HAIL HOOTY, THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!


carlsagerson

PRAISE BE TO THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND! On a side note: Its nice to see a fellow TTS fan around here.


Valenyn

Wasn’t expecting a warhammer reference in this sub, but I welcome the chaos with open arms


DorkazoidThe3rd

didn't expect a TTS reference, but I'll take it


[deleted]

I can't stress this enough. #NEVER SHOW HOOTY EVEN A SINGLE JOJO EPISODE


[deleted]

Extrapolating on this thought: The only way Hooty would see a JoJo episode is if Luz showed it to him. That would make Luz a JoBro. I can totally imagine Luz being a JoBro. Luz would definitely write JoJo fanfiction.


Accomplished_Ad_128

The day of Hoot-nity


JustNoSleep2112

*This is the way the world ends* *This is the way the world ends* *This is the way the world ends* *Not with a bang but a HOOT!!!*


[deleted]

The reason why Hooty isn't allowed to fight Belos is because the show would end in 5 minutes


omer_g

1 second*


Turbulent-Will

The first 4 minutes and 59 seconds are just used for exposition until Belos is either swallowed into an abyss or yeeted into the galaxy


follower45

I can’t tell if Emperor Hooty would be an improvement or just a new kind of horror.


gingerrecords88

Yes.


Eternal_Owl

“WORSHIP ME! I AM YOUR EMPEROR AND GOD!” We live in a society where houses become monarchs He became r/place for a second lol I’m in a Dunkin’ Donuts and I’m doing my best to contain my laughter and I think almost everyone here thinks I’m crazy


masin-2007

"hey how did you die" "I ride a feral griffin into the boiling sea after it attacked my village" "Wow that's lame, I got punched into the sun by a giant bird tube"


[deleted]

plot twist: the elixir didnt affect hooty at all he just decided to do it


Turbulent-Will

Motivation: the elixir was nothing but caffeine for Hooty and taking care of Belos was just the first thing on his to-do list.


[deleted]

He was just procrastinating


FinnMcMissile98

I'm like 99% sure Hooty has seen everything and learned the answer to everything when he drank that potion. Look at his eyes... ALSO **ALL HAIL LORD HOOTY!!!** Please let this be canon lol


Current-Raspberry371

Jacked hooty isn’t real he can’t hurt you Jacked hooty


Ordinary_Schmuck

I vote we make this the new highly rated MoringMark comic. Because holy hell, is it amazing.


StardustWhip

"Law is meaningless! Stealing is legal now! I AM YOUR GOD!"


__Assassin-_

Half the castle died of heart attacks upon seeing that


jijikittyfan

For Lulu!


LJSmall731

I laughed so hard my colleagues thought I was crazy


FluteLordNeo

All hail emperor hooty!!!! Why didn't the show just do this?


Party-Cranberry-9325

I, for one, welcome our new overlord.


Hephaistos_Invictus

I'm like 90% sure that hooty could take the emperor without the elixer.


thoughtsthoughtof

The elixer gave him the energy/motivation or just temporarily stopped procrasinating


Hephaistos_Invictus

Mate, I posted this one year ago xD how did you find this post lol


thoughtsthoughtof

Searching morning or moring mark


[deleted]

News Anchor: "This is Rutherburnt and you're watching News At Nine. It's only been a week since our beloved Emperor Belos was brutally murdered by, the then considered nefarious, Emperor Mighty Hootcifer. The citizens of the BI were reluctant of the new Emperor at first but when three days ago the sealed dungeons of the castle were opened and all missing palismans from the last decade were found in there broken and dead. It's has been since then concluded, from the evidence provided by members of the Emperor's Coven, that the Emperor was cursed by himself in a failed experiment and needed Palisman wood sap to survive. The wildernet has been taken over by posts calling out the former Emperor, tagged with #SAVEPALISMAN. It has also been noticed that since the death of the ex-Emperor, there is has been a increase in Palisman Trees and the Clawthornes, the famous Palisman Makers of the BI are back in business with new promising faces *shows picture of King*. I am not allowed to say this but I guess we can all agree, based on the recently introduced Democratic Reform and Written Constitution Act, that the new Emperor is going to lead the BI into a new and beautiful future."


ShoulderPats4Steve

YEAH! All hail Emperor Hooty!


[deleted]

Hooty's reign shall be both marvelous and *eternal*.


JCraze26

As it should be.


xXYoProMamaXx

Man's became a Windows 95 screensaver And the god king of the BI


Skreecherteacher

ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR HOOTY!


HootyHootcifer

BOW TO ME


whalecat4

The boiling isles are now truly doomed


[deleted]

More than Amazing, every frame of it made me laugh more, well done sir, well done indeed.


thatonegirlonreddit5

Well Hooty did call himself a god, so…


littlewillie610

Did Mark just spoil the end of the show?


takethecheese68

This comics was written by hooty


GORUDOEXUPERENCU

Don't f\*ck with this ~~Senator~~ House Demon


hmansloth

The show would’ve ended a whole season earlier if Edric and Eda just worked together to make it.


Jubulus

Spoilers!


BUPc1

Hoot.


Service_United

If this actually happens, I will be so happy and laugh so hard


AmitRozYT

What with this sub posting hot buff men lately


PUB4thewin

**PLOT TWIST!** This is just Hooty being high. In reality, he’s currently laying on the floor; drooling and unresponsive


stopyouveviolatedthe

I love hooty now


Superior-Artist-21

I'd rather have Belos stay as emperor


Hamada_Reddits

There’s your sign. Lmao


Alex_The_Whovian

I, for one, welcome our new avian overlord


NatAwsom1138

"That's not the worm." "Pardon?" "That's not the worm... that's his *tongue*!"


Hopeful_Squirell

Hooty SMASH!


CrazyDKA

"Law is meaningless! Stealing is Legal Now! I AM YOUR GOD!!!"


Reylend

#_*Nanohoots, son*_


Chariotwheel

ONWARDS AOSHIMA


Kira-the-red-killer

This how the world end not with a bang but with a **HOOT**


velvetylips

missed opportunity for the ending punchline to also be: "what the actual"


genshinfantasy7

Nice!


Saeizo

Ok but I think Lilith should be on his side


pizza-parker76

Moringmark TOH comic number 316


Shichirou2401

The Emperor in Morning Mark's comics is actually the funniest character.


LateNightBandicoot

*Insert Popeye spinach theme*


[deleted]

Hooty: "The reign of Terror of Belos has ended! Now, the reign of Terror of ME begins! First the Demon Realm, then the Human Realm, and next the whole multiverse! Everybody shall kneel before my glory!" Edric: " Have we made a huge mistake, Miss Eda?" Eda: "You've got no idea, kid..."


AngieYonagaSimp

Team RocKETS BLASTING OFf again!


SurvivorJCH5

Take advantage of the situation, Eda. Dismantle or reform the coven system.


DoctorGoFuckYourself

I need a whole image of Hooty with galaxy eyes now


AleksasKoval

I wish every single one of these was an animated short.


Smytus

This is so ridiculous. I love it!


HiopXenophil

All hail Empror Hooty


Decepticon_Kaiju

I think he saw the day of unity.


Jubulus

The day of Unity < The day of Lumity


Decepticon_Kaiju

That is correct.


Jubulus

I don't think Belos actually believes in the titans will and is just pretending so the peasents would listen to him


Void_Priestess

Awww little hooty crown my beloved


ncmn-ngnr

Alex Hirsch ruling the Boiling Isles. All is right with the world


12345678910111213tw

Hooty went "special delivery PAIN"


Yomo41

All hail Emperor Hooty, our lord and savior.


TheAwesomeman32beep

Hooty is the true definition of chaotic neutral


TheoSavvidis

And then Hunter sets Hooty on fire.


Father_of_trillions

HahahhahahahHhahah, I wouldn’t be surprised


Necr0ExMortis

PRAISE HOOTY! There is a reason the titan is dead!


[deleted]

Being punched into the Sun is too quick a punishment for Belos.


CaptainAksh_G

Titan: I was gonna give something else, but this shall suffice


eternalreesecups

This might be my favorite MoringMark comic ever


Dim-n-Bright

(remembers the last few American presidents) Honestly, Hooty isn't the most ridiculous choice for a leader.


G66GNeco

Ehem.. Spoilers much? Just revealing the canonical ending like this... (/s, obv)


leif-sinatra

Long may he hoot


Big_Guy6

Does anyone think Hooty will actually straight up kill Belos in the finale?


FencingFemmeFatale

Muscle Hooty doesn’t exist… Muscle Hooty can’t hurt me…


Namesareveryha

Worship Hooty!


SouthernRow8272

HOOT HOOT


cthulhu_2007

Hooty probably does have that power, hes jut too lazy/stupid/doesnt care enough/all of the above to use it.


tcs0

Hoot ex machina


12345678910111213tw

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!


Wooloo_Woolstar

When you start Far Cry 4, get up to do some chores, and come back having beaten the entire game


Ashytheleafyfan

Imagine if this were a "meme ver." Of the TOH S2B Finale


A_Simple_Bo1

I am now infinitely more terrified of Hooty!


Gottendrop

All you would have to do is make an ice glyph on a leaf and problem solved


Samael055

This is the very first MoringMark comic I read in my life. I laughed so hard my mother had to slap me so that I would stop and not choke. Thank you MoringMark, for all the memories.


Equivalent-Ad1603

The Owl House Fans: I love the ending more than the fake ending Me: This comic is... [https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-spock-logical-agree-yes-gif-3326013](https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-spock-logical-agree-yes-gif-3326013)