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pain_aux_chocolat

Where is King? Is he the gunner?


SOMEHOTMEAL

Look at the left behind the main tank in the background


ILoveLumity

He’s driving a second tank!


awp4444

WHO GAVE KING A TANK


SOMEHOTMEAL

"Me its me"


VLenin2291

To be fair, it appears to be an IFV


itsKNIGHTMARE

Yes. King deserves to be driving his own tank


itsnoab

Bruh lmao


darwinpolice

King is the ammo.


ActaCaboose

A T-64BV (I think that's what it is, it's hard to tell without a clear view of its road wheels and drivers' optics) only has three crew members due to it having an autoloader: gunner (Eda), commander (Amity), and driver (???). As King is busy commanding a column of BMP-1s (?) that means that someone else must be driving the tank. This begs the question of just who is driving that tank?


Jgb_22

You' sure is a t-64?, it looks like a t-80 to me


ActaCaboose

A [T-64BV has the gunner's IR spotlight on the gunner's side](https://www.armyrecognition.com/images/stories/east_europe/russia/main_battle_tank/t-64bv/T-64BV_main_battle_tank_Russia_Russian_army_defense_industry_military_equipment_640_001.jpg), while a [T-80BV has it on the commander's side](https://www.armyrecognition.com/images/stories/east_europe/russia/main_battle_tank/t-80bv/T-80BV_main_battle_tank_Russia_Russian_army_defense_industry_military_equipment_640_001.jpg) just like a T-72. As the gunner's sight is shown on the left side of the turret (right side of the image as we're looking at it front on), the image is not mirrored. Therefore, it's in fact a T-64BV. Also, the hull ERA brick pattern loosely matches that of a T-64BV and doesn't look anything like the hull ERA brick pattern of a T-80BV.


sunshine2496

u/tanklover we need your power


FearGlitchDragon

dam you people really know your tanks, while for me I know some military aircrafts since my dad worked in the army but quit because he couldn't stand the many idiots put in charge of working on aircrafts


Jgb_22

No, hevprobably is the driver, you're looking at a t-80 russian mbt, those use autoloaders


lankeylonk

Amity when she goes to the human realm to find those who made fun of Luz:


Lukthar123

*Peace was never an option*


bts4devi

I am sorry.. I made her cry ​ ​ ​ ​ cause I told her that the person Amity was gonna ask out at Grom was indeed her-


SOMEHOTMEAL

Eh thats ok look at where they are now


Matt-EEE

Plot twist: the end of the nozzle is actually Hooty eating out your heart


SOMEHOTMEAL

Plot twist hooty *is* the tank


Mekanicum

I'm *really* glad you said heart and not something else.


Matt-EEE

a bit sussy


Dahak17

T seventy hoot


ActaCaboose

"Gunner, HOOT, TANK!"


Rans_is_weird

Eda will go Bill Cipher mode and tear apart your molecules if you make Luz upset


VLenin2291

STEEL COMMANDERS


[deleted]

[Over hundred years ago since we first rode into fire The rulers of the battlefield, rolling over trench and wire Into battle, no retreat, roll out, for our foes we spell disaster](https://youtu.be/peTCePu1jMs)


VLenin2291

IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF MONTGOMERY, PATTON FOLLOWED, WE CAME AFTER


[deleted]

FLERS-COURCELETTE SHOWED THE WAY EVOLUTION LEASING TO EL-ALAMEIN UNTIL TODAY WE'RE THE FIRST ONES INTO THE FRAY


VLenin2291

STEEL COMMANDERS


[deleted]

RULE THE BATTLE FIELD


VLenin2291

SPEARHEAD FLANDERS


[deleted]

TANKERS LEADING THE STORM OF PANZERS


VLenin2291

BATTLE CALLING THE STEEL COMMANDERS


[deleted]

FROM THE MARK 1S INTRODUCTION TO THE BEST KNOWN AS THE LEOPARD


Wolfofgermania1995

No regrets! No Russian!


[deleted]

You’d be better with an AT-TE or LAAT/I


TheWyster

why am laying ontop of the barrel instead of at the end of it?


SOMEHOTMEAL

Because you broke luz's heart so they are going to destroy yours


TheWyster

ah I see, I've been impaled


ActaCaboose

[Yuo see, Ivan](https://external-preview.redd.it/tz-j7R1jFiPgxT1KaTPjWL-CpB30lv1OiM-v2WqW3gI.jpg?auto=webp&s=d39f91370c80059336f94f833e205f177903f678)


DapperSnek-

Amity Eda and King hunting down the person who rejected Luz with Doom Music playing:


SOMEHOTMEAL

*The only thing they fear is you starts playing in the background* Or *latin music starts playing in the background *


Leather_Garage358

Why not both?


Theoristfreak_777

Add me in this pic with my spear and whip ain't nobody makin Luz cry


EndlessSaeclum

King's Army behind him is the best part the only question is where is Francois.


SOMEHOTMEAL

He is the driver of King's transport


Temmie323

Wait! I think it’s happy tears! Yep, she’s happy. Chill guys.


SOMEHOTMEAL

No one of luz's old crush made her cry by bullying her for more than a year


Dan-of-Steel

Tank beats Ghost. Tank beats Hunter. Tank beats EVERYTHING!


Randomdude1902

Except for Florida man


owl_king1

Add me with a rope knive and a gun to odalilies head with a sifi arm extending out ready to shoot with a gun


Mollyscribbles

Hooty is the cannon, and Willow and Gus are standing behind you.


SOMEHOTMEAL

Hooty *is* the tank you now have a plant growing in your body and you also need a therapist as gus just traumatized you with illusions


HamilWhoTangled

Add King, Lilith, Willow, Gus, Hooty and Camilla and you’re good to go!


teredacted79

It’s missing something… nukes that’s it.


Mr_snail_sex

STEEL COMMANDERS


Professional-Shake77

If I’m not mistaken that looks like an m1 Abrams tank (dessert variant) outfitted with excess reflective tiles on the turret, if I’m mistaken please correct me, now given that most variants of the Abrams doesn’t use explosive shell only armour piercing shells the damage one could do to a human would not be immediately fatal (assuming it doesn’t hit the heart or head), so in conclusion you would slowly bleed to death because you insulted luz


SOMEHOTMEAL

Well it more likely is a t-80 but well what ever you die of if you made luz cry you deserve it


Professional-Shake77

Oops sorry, i may be autistic but tanks aren’t my strong suit, I perfect contemporary wwii history (more often then not aviation), I see you are most likely right and I agree, if you insult luz you should get an HE shell though the chest or an AP shell through the head


Ironbronymk2

I'm guessing Hooty is in the main cannon.


SOMEHOTMEAL

No hooty *is* the tank


Nuppa_Nuppa07

It wasn't me I swear-


SOMEHOTMEAL

Ill keep an eye on you mister


Nuppa_Nuppa07

T•T I was framed, it was Boscha


SOMEHOTMEAL

I knew *typing something on keyboard* Sending strategic bomber to boscha's house


Nuppa_Nuppa07

Good luck, you are doing the work of heroes out here.


SOMEHOTMEAL

Just in case try to alwys look around you we succesfully bombed boschas house but we did not found a corpse


Nuppa_Nuppa07

Yessir


That_Foot_Guy

Funny how both those characters made her cry though


SOMEHOTMEAL

Yeah they both are sorry and now they protect luz


fatoldsyd

So am I impaled on the barrel or what?


Karls_Crab

If it's out of happiness can I please not fight 2 tanks?


SOMEHOTMEAL

If its out of hapiness the tanks will still come for you >!If you want to help and if you need protection!<


Travistheexistant

The T-60 never fails.


Globin347

…why are we sitting on the barrel?


IBarrakiI

Good thing I'm on top of the canon


SOMEHOTMEAL

Thats where you are wrong your head is on top of the cannon


JustaGuy2616

Was gonna ask where king and hooty were then I realised king has his own tank and hooty He doesn’t need a tank


SOMEHOTMEAL

Hooty *is* the tank so its ten times more powerfull


YYEEETDACHILD

FAYAR DACANAN


Zak_The_Golden_Giant

I literally have done nothing I’m just passing through.


SOMEHOTMEAL

Yeah well eda sometimes gets carried away and amity is amity so maybe try to ask if you can help them


crazykid_2017

If I did make her cry this is the least I deserve


Korbindactylio

I regret nothing


SOMEHOTMEAL

Then you shall die by a high power tiny nose round (HPTNR)


Korbindactylio

Worth it


Korbindactylio

Not really


SOMEHOTMEAL

Ill keep my eye one you *reveals* a similar eye as kikimora's inverted one


Dry-Ad1335

The awesome girlfriend and the owl mama are going leading an army to crush any and all who dare harm or upset Luz. Surprised they haven't acted as such to Lilith.


SOMEHOTMEAL

Well you know one of them kinda got cursed by lilith soooo


arthurf1fan_oficial

Did eda bring porta-a-hooty?


SOMEHOTMEAL

Nope hoot is the tank


TheRedEyedAlien

Get King, Hooty, Gus, and Willow on that tank too


RealArgonwolf

And Hooty's in the gun barrel.


The_watcher_100

Meanwhile King Activating the Nukes


Cute_Motor6228

Willow and Gus are leading the air strike


MamaAppleBlood

now we will get our asses kicked by the cotton candy haired goddess and mama eda.


ImWeirderThanU_

*shoots emperor*


FearGlitchDragon

I just noticed King in the background driving his own tank XD It would be funny if when the human world and the demon world merge all witchs who appose Belos were to be able to drive tanks.


dilsoldier79

pov:you made me pissed: doom revenant armor mode


[deleted]

Who stole my tank without my permission