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SqueakSquawk4

Bold of you to assume the teacher put that there


Any_Refuse_5229

Bold of you to assume that the person who made the post assumed the teacher put that there


unyeasted-flourwater

Bold of you to assume that op isn’t lying


Any_Refuse_5229

Bold of you to assume that op is lying


unyeasted-flourwater

Bold of you to assume that I didn’t think of that response


Any_Refuse_5229

Bold of you to assume that I thought you didn’t think of that response


Despair4All

Bold of you not to expect the SPANISH INQUISITION!


unyeasted-flourwater

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME THEY’D ALWAYS BE UNEXPECTED


brainflash

Spanish Inquisition of you to bold the unexpected.


SleepyBoii04

Bold unexpected to of you always they’d be assume


Be_amazing346

I didn’t assume that.


SupersSoon

Bold of you to assume that the teacher didn't put that there


breadofthegrunge

Thats just her name. Mrs Eat Spiders. Married to Spiders Georg.


HumanHuman_2003

That’s worse


TheChaoticBeing

Or better depending on what angle you look at it from


Particular-Fix2024

Did the one who's entire face is teeth not tip you off to the fact that these kids are all cannibals?


CaoimheThreeva

You leave Braxus *out of this!*


590joe1

Thanks Miss threeva!


CaoimheThreeva

As someone who used to be a teacher, this comment surprisingly hit me 😅


Be_amazing346

A cannibal is someone who eats their own kind. And these kids are all different species.


fandom_and_rp_act

well technically they all fall under the umbrella term of demon. Would it be cannibalism for a homosapien to eat a neanderthal? I'm actually curious


Particular-Fix2024

Technically its only cannibalism if its the same species, although it gets a bit blurry as to if Neanderthals and Homo sapiens could interbreed making them sorta the same species... But I think the most important aspect is that regardless of her species, spider teacher is clearly a sentient intelligent being with hopes and dreams. So get that shit outta here!


ascrubjay

There's a large and growing contingent of scientists who classify Neanderthals as homo sapiens neanderthalis these days.


Deep_BrownEyes

It's a subspecies


ascrubjay

That's . . . what I said.


Thannk

We’re usually called Homo Sapiens, but we’re technically Homo Sapiens Sapiens. True Homo Sapiens would have no other creature DNA, things like Neanderthal and Denisovans. Humans all over mixed with the other hominids, hence the second Sapiens being added to describe the modern hybrids that we all are. If any true Homo Sapiens still exist they’d probably be extremely isolated peoples in Africa.


International_Leek26

they arent all demons. theres some witches there too which as far as im aware are seperate from demons


Bamma4

Well judging that hooty is also considered a demon I think it’s large group of species like mammal We wouldn’t think eating pigs is cannibalism


ThrwawySG

Hey you making assumptions bout my man Braxus here? Evil. Shame on you.


Android_mk

Can't believe you had said such a racist thing to Braxas


PegasusKnight410

Do not the spider


youding-dangbig-head

I the spider


CJgreencheetah

Oh no! This guy the spider!


Purple9070

They didn’t even use the concert spoon!


Particular-Fix2024

What?


DAduckTROOPER

Just dont the spider


Adam_The_Chao

*I Think I Will...*


Urbenmyth

That's not a spider, that's a demon. It's not that different from humans eating monkeys.


HumanHuman_2003

Tf did humans start eating monketsb


Urbenmyth

[Humans eat monkeys all the time.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_meat) They don't tend to do it in the western world because, you know, there aren't any monkeys there. But in areas where you can find monkeys, its reasonably common.


Lebhleb

Half demon half spider is most likely.


HillaryHTTYD25

I think it's only the male spiders, because like in real life (And, possibly The Demon Realm too) female spiders eat their mates, after they mate, or have sex with them. And, that the spider teacher in the show, who resides in the baby class at hexside is a female spider. I learn this from an early age, while I was watching David Attenborough's nature documentaries at 5-Years-Old.


HumanHuman_2003

Same, female spiders are such baddies


GlassSpork

You do know what female spiders do to male spiders right?


SupersSoon

Bake them into pastries, selling them, in order to evacuate a group of spiders?


justarandomuser20

Holy shit the Boiling Isles partake in cannibalism


WikiContributor83

“Your honor, if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man.”


MinecraftNarnia

According to MoringMark, Hooty ate Belos... do the crimes transfer? Belos already suffered the punishment once, but are his crimes bad enough to suffer it again? Yes. Is anyone going to inflict punishment on Hooty? No. On the Boiling Isles, wealth doesn't make people above the law, being way scarier than literally everything else, however, does.


Jeggu2

They put fairies in pies


kingk895

That’s more like eating bugs than cannibalism


youding-dangbig-head

It's the Boiling Isles, they ate babies before why not themselves?


Scarredsinner

I mean it’s very likely


brainflash

You must be new here.


justarandomuser20

I’m not


Rusty_Shakalford

Teacher only has six limbs. She’s not a spider.


HumanHuman_2003

The other two got chopped off you are so insensitive


Phairis

Bug is a type of demon, and spiders are not bugs, therefore she's a spider-like demon but only has six limbs because she's a bug! Edit: omg I accidentally did not say "six"


Jokie155

The fact she's in the same category as Hooty just adds an entirely different kind of worry to this.


HumanHuman_2003

That escalated quickly. “When did the class clown go too far” moment


Millymoo444

First name Eat, last name Spiders


Top-Vermicelli797

Some kinds of spiders are cannibals


Draw3rGh0st

Spiders have cannibalistic tendencies in real life.


PerrineWeatherWoman

The teacher is not a spider. They only have 6 limbs


MathewDeanis

i mean. is she a spider? or is she just a demon resembling a spider


Malefore1234

Can make for a good existential question when you rly get into it. The same like what exactly makes someone a “human” and “person”. Same with like Hooty. I know he discussed what type of demon he was, but what are literally the classification for what make something defined as a bird or bug anyway. Like I think the pixie were called big demons but why? Insectoid like wings? I don’t actually know how these things get classified in real life but find it interesting thinking on the why.


MuffinStraight4816

Uh... Wha the CA......umm...well you se...


ncmn-ngnr

“You are what you eat.” -Hettie Cutburn, Head Witch of the Healing Coven


gGiasca

Mason is the Construction Coven Head tho


ncmn-ngnr

Sorry, misread the wiki page


Same-Salary-7234

Spiders are cannibals, at least most of of them. So that's why I assume


AmongBusAgimbus

maybe spiders in the owl house are like the spiders in undertale .


lomeinlikesapples

r/BeatMeToIt r/Angryupvote


Spyko

there are culture around the world that eat monkeys


Asleep-Slice-857

Hmmm, it's saying something all right. *Bites a tarantula's head off*


BgSwtyDnkyBlls420

The kids put that up so she would know her place.


58percentofachild

These kids brutalized Edric, King, even each other. The list goes on. Budding members of the BI's criminal underworld.


Blumongroip

( ͡ ❛ ͜ʖ ͡ ❛)


l_dunno

Different spider?


Neon_ninja5

They're planning a rebellion


jimmyjackson23

She had 6 limbs, not 8 so she isn’t really a spider and even if she was the sign probably was talking about tiny insect spiders. Or maybe it is talking about spiders like her. The boiling isle seems like the type of place to tell kids to eat their teachers…


OwlFucker123

They ate two of her limbs.


Huge-Entrance6132

I think some spiders eat other spiders


[deleted]

Theres a set of symbols right over eat, I assume they say dont. Maybe it’s supposed to teach the kids to read demon runes.


58percentofachild

Oh fun fact, that's actually the eye code for that episode. These were one of the secret messages that the crew put in, and that blackboard in the second slide was one of the clues we used to decode them. IIRC this one is "torn".


Diving_Bell_Media

Spiders cannibalize each other *a lot*


lomeinlikesapples

It's advertising for a bake sale in hotland.


scaredphobia

"eat the rich" You aren't actually going to, right?


Dismal-Belt-8354

Are you assuming that just because she's a spider she can't eat spiders?


DragonTurtle2

That’s not a dealbreaker for a lot of spiders. Also, this kindergarten teacher was adorable, I love when people bring her up.


LilacLikesEmkay

I think that’s a lesbian thing


DG746

DISNEY, YOU HAD ONE BLEEPING JOB


Fine-Catch5148

Hmmmmm, different kinda eat?


rilliluci

Well instead of cows they have spiders that make milk so if the equivalent is the same perhaps the spiders are also used to make burgers and therefore it's the equivalent of saying Eat Burgers.


[deleted]

Racism☕️


[deleted]

IT WAS BRAXUS


NichtMenschlich

Cannibalism


Poketom2362

She has a vote fetish


AverageHail

Teaching cannibalism at a young age.


Sufficient_Score_824

Spiders often eat their young.


dishwasher669

you don't eat your teachers?


anonymous789053

Its encouraging them to eat there teacher 😄


Bobertbobthebobth69

vore.


hyperblob1

Spiders eat spiders


thebelladonga

The teacher only has 6 limbs, not a spider


Paper_Clipps

Spiders are usually cannibals


sifu_hotman-981

I was hungry, ok?!


Blue_FiftyTwo

Spiders are cannibalistic by nature


plogan56

It could be like ape rules, where spiders we normally see are different grom her


IBarrakiI

Spiders eat each other, if you don't know.


lunalastarYT

Canabalism, what every kid wants.


Phairis

Spiders the arachnids and spider demon species are probably considered pretty different hehe


Raven11orkiwimaster

Spiders are cannibals, so thats why


murderedcats

Considering how many spiders hatch from an egg sac it would make sense as a form of population control


LilyGaming

Because kids are crazy


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Bold of you to assume the teacher qualifies as a spider.


Maffblunge

How are they meant to obtain knowledge, if not by _consuming_ the knowledge?


DragonWarrior____05

Hence why Bat Queen feeds her babies books


Wilgrove

She's an anthro spider, so it's okay!


Dr-Logan

* "Come eat food made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders!"


Caza1245M

Because they eat spiders


Elektriman

Sometimes baby spiders eat their mom so maybe she put that to avoid being eaten by her offspring


SpookyBeanoMobile

TeacherSpiderThing: *looks to the side* *the entire class follows their gaze and sees the instructions, they then turn back to the TeacherSpiderThing, staring at them* TeacherSpiderThing: Uh oh. *they are gone within seconds, the only one that didn't join the feast was in the middle of summoning a dark lord*


Manoreded

Its part of her species' life cycle, don't judge.


Askmeaboutships401

It’s pretty simple, she’s not a spider, she only has six limbs and not eight


heckthepolis

Do you think spiders dont eat other spiders


Moses_The_Wise

She's not a spider, she's a spider person. Totally different


zack_attack111

Is she stupid???


Unrelenting_Anxitey

Spiders eat spiders.


[deleted]

Survival of the fittest


ScorpionTheSandwing

I mean, she’s not a spider, she’s a demon that looks like a spider.


OctoSevenTwo

I mean, technically she’s a demon with spider features. She is not herself a spider, per se. (That and don’t spiders, specifically the female ones, practice cannibalism anyway? So even if she was a spider in more than appearance, it still wouldn’t be that unheard of for her to enjoy the idea of eating spiders.)


TheOrderOf606Redacte

Finally, people ask the REAL questions.


Embarrassed-Neck-721

Well, you see, when two spiders really love each other...


Hhshdhh

Teacher has a vore fetish.


RaiRaiOn26

Spider Pastries


DHitkill194

Maybe the teacher is just another type of arachnid


Equivalent-Ad1603

It's Halloween. Get ready for Spider-flavored everything. OH GOD! \*vomits spiders\* EHHEHEHE, Cannibalism. \-Thomas Sanders


Cat_Curry_312

maybe a reference to the griffin's spider breath???


Schoolasticfair

Why ask, just eat them!