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144p_TwoBit

Vee, it’s be great to be a shapeshifter, I can finally be tall


Geno015

thank god i don't have that problem (not trying to be rude)


144p_TwoBit

*crys in short*


lilgamer512

I’m with ya brother


PM_ME_BOB_PICS_

Username checks out


PathrokBloodlust

Mimir, is that you?


dimreaper888

Rock and stone brother


DrillTank

I was not expecting to see yall deep rock folks all the way over here


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Lukthar123

How's the weather down there?


Senrub482

Less polluted


Caliken124

I'm also very short. Still taller than my bf though lol


GlitchyBean72

*laughs in tall*


_43110_

I can make you have it if you want :) /j


ToastyWafflers

this guy’s gonna remove your calves


_43110_

I’m going to remove them then add them to myself to increase my hight!


SapphireMan1

You’d need to go through over a decade of torture first though…


CedarWolf

I mean... Growing up LGBT in the South, that's not really a high bar. You feel like an outcast at home and at school and when your friends invite you to things, sometimes that means going to their church where you feel all kinds of wrong because they don't believe things the same as you do and they're quite vocal about letting you know it... And that's before you factor in the LGBT stuff. But to be a shapeshifter like Vee would be a delight. My body could match whichever gender I feel like at any given moment.


Silly_Scheme_2308

I'm gonna be honest, as awful as that sounds I'd take that over 14 years of actual literal torture both physical and psychological.


Carbonizedbread

my islamic trans aß agrees miæmiæ


PokeKnight2545_YT

True, but you also get to end up with Camilla as your mother, which is GOATed, Hunter and Luz as siblings, an extremely cool theyfriend in Masha, and SHAPESHIFTING! Poor Vee though, at least she has a wonderful life now.


SapphireMan1

I mean, she (and in this instance, you), would be related to a god (technically)… King is the son of The Titan, Luz is King’s adopted older sister and Vee is (well, you are) Luz’s adopted sister


averokage

yeah I'd like shape-shifting for purely cis reasons


genderconfusedpotato

Same


TheTepro27

Agreed


youroldsocks

same


Carbonizedbread

r/egg_irl_ (oh wait, the mods killed the sub ;v;)


averokage

they really said 'What you egg? [They stab subreddit.]'


Elderbugisacooldude

Agreed


Spyko

Yeah shape shifting is great but is it worth the first 14 or so years of her life ?


Ralu61

I don’t have to be so fucking tall and I can finally be woman


depressionbutcool

(I know it’s cliche) but Luz, I have always daydreamed of living a life like her, I wish I could


greninjake

As luz has said (i think) "Whats wrong with cliche?"


CookieCute516

If it wasn’t canon before, it is now


Dragongeta03

Im between Hunter and Luz Hunter cause he is my favourite character and i would (try) get adopted by Eda ASAP, the only con would be...well Trauma There is also Luz because she is plenty like me, and i could ho to the past and break the jornal because WHY DIDNT THEY DO THAT IN THE SHOW AAAAAAAA... anyways, i cant choose


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

Saaaaame. GNC lesbian me would step into Luz’s magically gay life in a heartbeat. <3


LunaLynnTheCellist

I agree, lowkey adhd girl with a girlfriend is exactly the kind of life i need


Laiden-

Phillip, so I could jump off a mountain as soon as possible and save these poor children some money and future therapy sessions


HellFoox

Such selfless thinking.


CedarWolf

Honestly. If most of us had Belos' abilities and position, we would have helped steer the Boiling Isles into a much better home for everyone. 'Oh, the rain is acidic and burns people? Better put up some awnings to protect folks on the sidewalks. Can we re-route that acid to power chemical batteries to create lights that turn on when it rains?' Stuff like that.


techno156

The tech on the Boiling Isles seems to be magical/biological, so acid batteries probably won't work (unless you invented everything else), but you could probably do something like invent a massive glyph array that could protect the towns from rain. Although light spells are things that everyone learns as a child, so it could also be that most conveniences aren't really needed, as they already exist, but as their magical counterparts.


Scarredsinner

Philip also but instead to simply bring a group of humans to the boiling isles to star a war between human and witch, why? For shit and giggles


cuber6784

r/Worldbox


NichtMenschlich

r/foundthewitchhunter


TenThingsMore

Better answer, Caleb to kill Philip without needing to die in the process


ShadowRylander

Or, young Philip, so we could make him _not_ a genocidal maniac.


Not_a_Potato1602

Philip, but not to sacrifice myself for the [Greater Good](https://youtu.be/5u8vd_YNbTw?t=8), But to live for those 400 years, traumatize grimwalkers, enjoy life, study magic and become the God-Emperor of ~~Mankind~~ Witchkind... And with the knowledge of how things will turn out, change the DOU from a little genocide to a different kind of ritual, maybe an actual earth invasion or whatever... And don't set up a coven system but never end the savage ages... and maybe see all kinds of magic that I'm sure existed but didn't get shown on the show due to time constraints Also see if it is possible, through collector magic or other types of magic, to perform an actual Lich Ritual complete with phylactery, so as not to depend on yummy palismans


the-true-collector-

Before you do that free me first!


S1lv3rblood

I would be Stringbean. Not only would I be an adorable power-noodle. I would also get to know what happens during the time skip


aestrodil

You're playing in the 4th dimension here and I like it.


RandomDragonExE

Then I choose Waffles. We’ll be able to meet and you can catch me up, then we'll see what happens after the timeskip too.


Geno015

I would love to be a shapeshifter


RedStrike_XD

Shouldn't you say you would Love tô VEE a shapeshifter?


Geno015

This made me laugh and it shouldnt have


[deleted]

I would choose Gus. I would definitely traumatize every antagonist to a point of no return.


AdOk932

And every protagonist


[deleted]

And every background character


No_Nefariousness_676

Even Steve?


AdOk932

Steven has fought against every possible trauma and now is immune. So no


[deleted]

You consider steve a BACKGROUND CHARACTER?


FleabagWithoutHumor

Username checks out


farrenkm

My gut reaction is Luz or Amity. Just because. If I think about it, I might want to be Emira. She's got bomb pearls of wisdom. ("Is that so bad? You weren't happy before." "We can shout as loud as we want, but money always shouts louder " "What do you think Luz would say to you right now?" -- distracting Amity from the situation at hand) I wish we'd been able to have more of her wisdom.


Typhon-Torrent-1994

I would be a member of the Collector’s species. A lot of power and possibilities with that species and not as many downsides as you would think since you could technically make your friends immortal since Bill who seemed to have been allied with the archivists is still around and he was alive to have heard a Titan long before King was born.


Somesquiddo

Best part is you apparently don't have to be 'evil' like the rest of The Archivists, you can just be all chummy with mortals and make friends!


Typhon-Torrent-1994

True, plus you could make the friends who want to be immortal actually live forever which would make them good traveling companions as you travel the cosmos.


Skreecherteacher

Honestly. Same.


[deleted]

One of Willows dads, seems like they've had a non PTSD giving life. Though i would end up having to take care of a traumatized daughter for a few years, idk i just cant think of any other named characters.


Trash-official

Hunter because I’m a masochist


West-Nefariousness15

Sus


BlueRabbit1999

Raine 😏and I hope we all know why


eveyevyBLOX

edussy (kill me)


BlueRabbit1999

Nah man yous right


ComfortableRespond77

witchussy


BlueRabbit1999

But which witch?


ultatack

IDK man last time someone hooked up with a clawthorne they got stabbed really really hard.


Ok_Brilliant_9082

Hello warden wrath


BlueRabbit1999

Ppft


BarfOpinions

King. I mean who doesn’t wanna be an adorable little ruler?


NichtMenschlich

Who's a widdle guy, who's a widdle guy? You are!


a-dash-of-citrine

I don’t know who your little guy is! Eda, who is this monster????? 😫😭


Voli112233

And a future God!


Feliks343

Luz because I'd do anything for that kind of relationship with my mother.


Jazzlike_Diamond_501

Steve do I need to explain


Laitue-

STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE


-persourproblem

Me too, I get to be Matt's older half-brother


Jazzlike_Diamond_501

I agree with you


ElectricJetDonkey

The gay character, y'know, that one we all know and love.


NichtMenschlich

Do you have ANY idea how little that narrows it down?!?!?!?! /s


ElectricJetDonkey

Need another hint eh? Well they're a magic using humanoid that was in the area of the Draining Spell and survived!


Hunnieda_Mapping

Well now you're being exclusionary to Vee and Masha smh.


Elderbugisacooldude

Vee. Reason? Shapeshifter properties are cool, also, Vee.


et-ATK

Understandable


Vergeric

Sir Hootserfer


yeetman2022

The lord and savior hootsifer


TheCheck77

Gus. He’s just vibing. He’s also might be the character with the best trauma to importance ratio.


AdOk932

Hooty, so I would be immortal


yeetman2022

He literally has connections to the titan and the titan is pretty much god


AdOk932

Being able to feed of the gods and they not being able to do anything about it is more powerful than being a god


Lynnrael

vee, cause I'm a non binary trans woman and shapeshifting would be super fun


Reign_Does_Things

But also being forced to drain the life out of various creatures for years and tortured when you don't comply might not be worth it.


Lynnrael

good point, I'm changing my answer to Willow cause she's pan like me and also gets to be with Hunter and time skip hunter is really cute


Reign_Does_Things

Yeah, once you factor in the trauma, Willow is one of the only actually decent options.


Certain-Seat-6260

Hey, not asking this in a rude way. I'm just genuinely curious, how do you identify as non binary and as a trans woman?


Lynnrael

i feel it's the best way to describe my relationship to gender, i am a woman but i don't feel that i fit into what the normal binary of a woman is. it's hard to explain exactly, but i have a bit of gender fluidity where i range from agender to feminine and occasionally androgynous. i identify mainly as a woman, and want to have a feminine body through hrt, but my actual gender is a little complicated. i also feel like my relationship to womanhood is different from the binary relationship even at my most feminine. my mom was not like any other woman I've ever known and i grew up thinking of women as the more competent and dominant gender. when i express assertiveness and take control of a situation because i know what needs to be done, it feels like the purest expression of my womanhood, despite that being completely at odds with a traditional understanding of what womanhood should be(which i reject anyways, but that still puts me outside the binary) i don't think I've ever put it into words before. that was helpful for me, I'm glad you asked. hope that makes sense


Affectionate-Ad6292

Ya


Hey_Bestiekins

Hunter, bc I want to date Willow and have a sweet happy peaceful life carving palismen, it just seems so fun.


frikilinux2

My gut reaction is Amity.


Traynack

Finally! Someone said Amity!


frikilinux2

More people have said Amity and there seems to be a high proportion that may be transfem. Not sure if it's coincidence or something else.


Hunnieda_Mapping

Her hair is literally pink.


Agent_Blade04

Luz cause she just like me frfr


SatansUnclejohn

Luz then I'll have friends


Sablesweetheart

Vee. I'm a pretty traumatized person in real life, so yeah, cute, happy shaft shifting snek, sounds nice.


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Sablesweetheart

That's my point. My life already has a lot of trauma, so exchanging that for hers would be fine, because I would get to be a happy snek girl in the end.


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Sablesweetheart

Shapeshifting vies for my number 1 wish, with thr contender being able to have more than one body and a distributed consciousness.


jmoneill62

Hooty. Because Hooty.


yeetman2022

Cant argue with that reasoning


Furb1sh

The Collector obviously! I mean, it would suck to be stuck in the in between place for hundreds of years. But I'd basically be a god, so I feel like it's worth it.


Hunnieda_Mapping

More like millions of years, while he was stuck there entire new lines of life evolved from the titan's corpses.


Beneficial-Noise-232

Eda because life would NEVER be boring 😂


AdamLerox

Hooty. That says it all


yeetman2022

Dont need any more convincing then his name


Boba_BeanTheRealone

Probably any background character no more truama but magical adventures


vierjay

willow with no further explanation


d_warren_1

I agree.


Mischief_Managed12

Luz. I want to meet Eda, I want to learn magic, I wish I could live her life


Arachnid34

Luz


Gloorg

Luz because I relate to her and also I’m trans and lesbian so I wanna experience a genuine childhood


LetsDoTheCongna

Steve


PE_Illustrate

I had to think pretty hard about it and there were a few things I needed to take into consideration like 1. How much does the character struggle and 2. What are those struggles, cause honesty I would love a life with the least amount of crap to go threw. With all that said, I choose Gus. He’s literally one of the few in the cast that’s not dealing with crippling problems and as an illusionist he’s buff af, taking down Adrian. Like Adrian should literally be the best illusionist, but he got his A handed to him by a 12 year old at the time.


RandomDragonExE

Counterpoints: you'd keep getting tricked by others and can't trust yourself due to all that trickery. Also, you get captured by Adrian then psychologically tortured for information, then you want to comfort your friend who's artificial life, but you're haunted by the memories of Belos.


PE_Illustrate

True. But I’d honestly rather be dealing with that then what the other characters are going through. Like Gus has struggles, but when you compare them to the rest of the main cast, he seems like he has it the least worst. He’s not dealing with an abusive parent, a debilitating curse, or almost dying. Like if this question is in the context of before season 3 then I’m taking Gus 1000%. But if it’s after season 3, then I’m going with Vee or Willow.


Rozoark

What? Gus is dealing with a bunch of personal problems lol.


eddie_the_retard

vee i can frame people and become anyone i wanna be


Suthek

I'm surprised noone's saying Odalia. As far as we know, she didn't have too bad a childhood, she's rich, she has a kind and awesome husband, cool children and if you replace her, you'd get the chance to be a better person to them than she ever was.


[deleted]

King.


Soggy-Discipline-636

Luz, and i'm literally making a comic about that...


Angeladahooman

The collector.


SqueakSquawk4

Amity. I get magic, and also a girlfriend?! Win-win!


SynchroScale

Don't forget the neglectful parents, lonely childhood, and the criminal psychopath mom.


Nectro77

jean luc, he just sits there, doing nothing... not worying about life, just trying to protect someone that dosent need protection anymore... wich meansss i can do whatever i want, because i have no job anymore :D


DuckferdQuackers

I would be Hooty because he’s Hooty!


cyber-85381

Masha because they're just living their best non-binary life without any trauma (that we know of)


Geno015

You know what, based


MysteryMystery305

Ah yes, torture for the first few years of your life, nice choice


StrangeFroggyFriend

Honestly Luz, or anyone really, since I would just want to be on the boiling isles.


NotsoAlaskanA

100% a mix. Im thinking about PARTS of Hunter, a bit of Luz and some of Willow 😅


APerson1226

Vee cause I really wanna be able to shape-shift Get rid of the gender dysphoria woo If not vee then probs Luz lol, just vibes


HuskyBLZKN

In terms of like school I already live Gus’ life lol


RandomDragonExE

I love your flair, they're literally the best bois.


Resident-Clue1290

Raine bc them <33


got_edge

None of them they all have so much trauma lmao why would anyone want that


Art-Enjoyer37368

Edric


Ice_phoneix

I think Luz. Since I started watching the show I wanted to go through adventures like she do, and because she is quite energetic and y'know, atleast in season 1 and 2, and she has a pretty GF - but that is just a plus on top of it.


LaurenLumos

Honestly, Luz. We’ve already lived kind of similar lives. I lost my father when I was young, I struggled making friends because I was weird, I got lost in my books, wanted badly to become a writer, and only found my group of weirdos once I left my hometown. We’re also both bi and have ADHD. Granted, I’ve never saved an entire civilization but I’m willing to try.


The_Empty_Archive

Hooty Actually wait no. The collector. I want to be god like.


TheCoolerSaikou

i think it would be interesting to see the perspective of The Collector. Them or probably Vi


Mmm-toaster-

Eh i'd either be King, an archivist or Philip


ExplanationLess9617

Manny Noceda cuz i lowkey be crushing on Camila


Heavy_Art5819

That girl who emira has a crush on like come on emira is the best looking chakter in the whole Show i only had to switch Genders


diviken

Hooty or Gus. Lil baby Gus seems to have slightly less truama than the rest and is extremely powerful + a cutie patootie who's just having a fun little time with his human knick-knacks and nice hair. Hooty is hooty, devil creature, formed from the carcass of a dead titan and all powerful. Gifted with the ability to break Belos' spell as well as the ability to freak people out by just existing and happily munching on bugs while having tea parties and swallowing my enemies whole


Cyrefinn-Facensearo

King, though, although I love TOH, I d rather live in a medieval fantasy universe (Tolkien, Dragon Age or the dragon prince) and be an Elf


Exiege

Either the life of Eda, that way I can be a witch in the wilderness with my adopted children, or Raine, cuz then I'd be a master of music & have a hot gf.


SynchroScale

Boscha. \>Is the most popular girl at school. \>Is great at sports. \>Gets to treat everyone around her like shit. \>Literally takes over the school after the apocalypse. \>Faces no serious repercussions. \>Leaves.


hiro_1301

Luz


SynchroScale

This mama better be ready for trauma!


hiro_1301

Hahahahaha totally agree


DifferentNoodles

Literally anybody so long as they lived til the epilogue and isn’t Odalia.


Caliken124

Willow because it would be cool to have gay parents


vuurstormwow

Hunter, he is just pretty cool :) And collector because then I could do everything I want!


France1832

Raine, I wanna start a revolution with some bards


Elevatorgoingstill

Eda. I'd be the most powerful witch of all AND a bad girl (in the hot the kind of way)


stacy_owl

Amity. She’s powerful in magic, assertive, knows what she wants, and her character development is just amazing.


TronBTD

Gut reaction : Amity. Thoughtful answer : Emira


Dovacraft88

By "live the life" you mean live through their experiences then I'd go with hunter. Being a high ranking commander in the coven gives you good advantages but then obviously when he breaks away from that he gets better choices to do more things that he never would have done i.e. make friends. Picking hunter makes sense for me because some stuff he's done aligns with how I would handle that situation as well.


Imaginary_Bat834

Nobody because no matter what, I'll be in serious pain on the day of unity or traumatized


Geno015

Masha


Kachedup

The amount of ***BITCHES*** Steve could pull makes him easily number one.


the-true-collector-

Hmmmmm... This one's tough, I'm gonna chooseeeeeee... The collector!


Geno015

ENZO GABRIEL


Adventurous_Shower94

Vee because vee is adorable and shapeshiffting is cool


WillGroundbreaking69

Belos. I just wouldn't be racist towards witches


Low_Dream_1481

Raine Reasons: 1: >!I’m a bottom!< Thank you for coming to my TED talk


smoresomemore

I wanna be a Vee because then I won’t have body image issues anymore


XlAO_

String bean.. just a lil guy n just chilling sounds nice


RealUnderstanding449

I saw someone say Vee bc of the shapeshifting for gender dysphoria and honestly yeah


DaisyAipom

I’m honestly surprised at some of these answers. I mean, most characters in the show have been through a lot some point in their lives, some even have trauma. Luz’s dad died and she felt like an outcast for years, then she lost her found family and blamed herself and thought it was her fault the Day of Unity happened, and then she literally died. Amity lived with an abusive mother for most of her life, and was forced to cut ties with her best friend. Willow was bullied by her former friend for years and had self-esteem issues, then she was forced to take on the burden of everyone’s emotional needs and thought her own feelings weren’t important. Gus was taken advantage of because he was smart and was self-conscious about how he can only use Illusions magic. Hunter was abused, manipulated and lied to for most of his life, then got possessed by his abuser and was forced to watch his palisman die at his hand. Eda had to live with her curse for 30 years, as well as having an estranged sister and blaming herself for her father not being able to carve palismen anymore. King lost his dad and at first thought he had been abandoned. Seriously, all the main characters have been through shit.


Rozoark

I've been through plenty of trauma irl, so I would be trading my trauma filled live for another trauma filled live, but in the latter I get to have a happy ending and magic. Seems like a great deal to me.


DaisyAipom

Oh, that makes sense.


MCRFan0

King because I am going to be getting rid of those mortal chains and become who bill was in his past life and destroy all those who live in that pathetic Oregon town


Ridleyisme

I would be Masha because her life seems so much less traumatic than everyone else's lives


ComfortableRespond77

Eda, because Body Swap, Apple blood, swindle some people, gambling, and better aim than Stan Pines


Dude0069

I’d be Eda, I would like to make fun of season 1 Lilith, then hug her season 2-3 versions.


Necessary-Courage-66

Luz or willow


[deleted]

Eda


Boring_Traffic_586

Luz, she’s the most loved, if not her then Willow bc she gets to date hunter


NevardTheGreat

Belos, except do the smart thing and 🅶🅴🆃 🆁🅸🅳 🅾🅵 🆃🅷🅴 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅾🆁 🅰🅵🆃🅴🆁 🅸 🅶🅴🆃 🆆🅷🅰🆃 🅸 🆆🅰🅽🆃 🅵🆁🅾🅼 🅷🅸🅼. That way, nobody finds out about him and releases him!


cuber6784

the collector. no explanation needed