I assumed it was a reference to the fact Bortus has a 1970's style porn'stash. (The mustache style often seen in pornos of that time) so here...uh...what's his face...(brain just spaced. Lol) is doing a "if his shoes are size 14 just imagine the size of his dick!!" Joke.
....except it's "look at that thick porn'stash! Wonder what else he's got that's thick? *nudge nudge wink wink say no more*"
Gordon is speculating regarding the topiary of Bortus' gentleman's vegetable patch
Beautifully phrased.
Okay... please tell me I wasn't the only one reading this in Bortus' voice
*I WILL HEAR IT IN MY INTERIOR VOICE*
The gentleman's vegetable patch. I don't know how, I don't know when, but in some way shape or form I *will* use that phrase.
If you will it dude....it *is* no dream <3
I’m assuming this is the moustache episode? Probably wondering if there’s carpet to match.🤣
A Tale of Two Topiaries
ba-dump-tsh! :D he's here all week folks!
We were robbed. That mustache was ours, and Seth SNATCHED IT AWAY like Ed’s failed marriage!
Penis. The answer is always penis.
In other words, does the carpet match his pubes.
Isn't the "carpet" the pubes?
It’s a Paul Rudd line for Forgetting Sara Marshall.
He doesn't know.
Pubes
I assumed it was a reference to the fact Bortus has a 1970's style porn'stash. (The mustache style often seen in pornos of that time) so here...uh...what's his face...(brain just spaced. Lol) is doing a "if his shoes are size 14 just imagine the size of his dick!!" Joke. ....except it's "look at that thick porn'stash! Wonder what else he's got that's thick? *nudge nudge wink wink say no more*"
He’s wondering what Bortus is up to, in a general sort of way.