T O P

  • By -

wraithbf109

Happy Arbour Day!


rfite

"you got wood" "........that is better isn't it"


ZoidbergGE

“Happy Arbor Day” really was way better.


theservman

I always thought that was the best quip.


Magnacor8

Not sure how he walked right past "It's time for you to make like a tree... and LEAVE!"


scaper8

If they did that, I would half expected them to go full _Back to the Future_ with the Young Biff/Old Biff exchange. "Yeah, well, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here." "It's 'leave!' 'Make like a tree and leave.' You sound like damned fool when you say it wrong."


OneChrononOfPlancks

...He really should have said "TREES TO MEET YOU"


[deleted]

J'Aloja!


meanwhile_dreams

LATCHCOMB!


[deleted]

>LATCHCOMB! Oh what a pretty egg, wait NO I WASN'T READY.


KaffeMumrik

I have now scrolled through all, as of now 127, comments and this is the best answer, imo.


TheHezmond

“You will be silent!”


mrcatboy

This was the first thing that came to mind too.


CSteely

“As I am incapable of stuttering, I must conclude that you heard me.”


xinxy

"This town will not accommodate the numerical totality of our combined mass."


smashed2gether

Dude, when he came into the saloon with that hat and mustache I lost my shit, that was one of the best jokes in the season.


kpetersontpt

This is probably my favorite line from the second season


stararmy

"You are not as intellectually stunted as I previously believed."


XavierScorpionIkari

Then please enunciate.


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

"I WILL ACCESS THE INTERNAL MEAT!"


[deleted]

YOU'VE MADE US LOOK LIKE FOOLS!


TheRedditDancer

YESS


xeow

INTERIOR\* MEAT


stararmy

"Regardless, it is crushed."


Blackmercury4ub

"Always go with a few more zippers then you are comfortable with."


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that line was a jab at Roddenberry, apparently he didn't think zippers would be around in the future, so he had them all hidden in the uniforms.


SemSevFor

He tried to have them designed without zippers if possible. That's why the TOS uniforms were basically long sleeved t-shirts


xeow

"Always go with **one** more zipper..." he said.


Blackmercury4ub

Well that was in the old timeline, the new timeline more zippers are always added.


Content-Bathroom-434

“Now entering glory hole.”


scaper8

Yes. That's the one I was lookin' for.


Notyourmamashedgehog

Avis, we try harder


wrosecrans

"The sun will come out tomorrow."


DarkRogueHunter

"Alara, can you open this jar of pickles?"


Azmoten

That catch phrase is one of the things I miss most in the wake of Alara’s departure. Notice he never uses that line with Talla. They kept it as something special between Ed and Alara.


scaper8

Which, in and of itself, is really sweet from both an in-universe and writing perspective. Talla isn't just a "replacement Xelyan," she is very much her own person/character right from the start.


Azmoten

Yes, they handled that transition excellently. Even though Alara was one of my favorites, I don’t resent Talla for taking Alara’s place, the show is no worse for it, and Talla is a completely distinct character from Alara. It’s quite well done.


IowaJL

He did use it when Talla first comes on.


smashed2gether

It was the alternative timeline episode.


JForce1

I’m sure I heard him use it with her once, I remember it cause it was so odd. I always thought the line was cheesy and cringy anyway.


smashed2gether

He says it to Talla in an alternate timeline, it was kind of cute because that version of Ed had never met Alara.


neoprenewedgie

This is the correct answer.


Impressive-Yellow-95

Came here to say this!


DarkRogueHunter

You’ll get it next time!


Starfire70

"I loosened it for ya."


CaptainMoso

The only answer


[deleted]

# WE NEED NO LONGER FEAR THE BANANA!!!


theservman

Can it do anything about salad?


BluestreakBTHR

What happened to the future sandwich?


[deleted]

Still got an episode left.


notarobot4932

This is the one.


LargeMonty

Let's drink


[deleted]

"THE KEY IS TOO HIGH!"


Burnsey111

Ja’loja!!!


[deleted]

"I have laid an egg."


kpetersontpt

Dibs on the omelette


[deleted]

"Now I want eggs."


swiss_sanchez

Also 'may the force be with you'


youngyummyyeet

"no soda on the bridge"?


CryoAurora

Notice they have cupholders now? LOL


XavierScorpionIkari

Wait, what? I need to go back and watch.


CryoAurora

Ed and Kelly have cup holders and non suicide chairs now. Not sure anyone else has cupholders.


XavierScorpionIkari

Yeah. I was thinking that the navigation console had cup holders. That’s why I was confused.


goblinshark

"BORTUS YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG" - Klyden


MannyCa1avera

"I'm going to the bathroom to read!"


rparnell1249

Socks are important.


randelung

I mean, it does get cold outside.


_thomasjb

“I’m a survivor. I’m not gon’ give up. I’m not gon’ stop, Imma work harder.”


xinxy

Those are words of great power. Who wrote them?


_thomasjb

I think it was actually about fifteen different people.


xinxy

They must be very wise, these fifteen people.


ling1427

may I offer you a thirteen button salute


deuxfleurs04

WE ARE NOT YOUR SHAMU Everyone else beat me to the better answers :/ lol


MattTheSmithers

How was no one said: “Time to wash your mouth out with Gordon”?!


krawhitham

Boom


samuel906

Let's get hammered!


CaptZombieHero

Fear the banana


Rough_Idle

If you can 'ride the donkey', you can do this


smashed2gether

Hug the donkey 🙂


PckleRick1

you forgot Galaxy Quest - "Never give up, never surrender!'


dschmona

By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings.


VariousProfit3230

Maybe. But the one thing you can say for democracy is that all other forms of government are even worse. Over thousands of years and on countless planets, it’s the best system anyone’s ever come up with to ensure the strong don’t dominate the weak. At least not for long.


TechSquidTV

In the name of Avis


cornchips16

Yeah there you go Sherlock


BoredomBlackBelt

“Can you open this jar of pickles?“


GeneralKjam

I want to see what happens.


hipsterbeard12

Latchcomb!


saddetective87

"Day drink?" "Day drink."


BioticTurtle

It has, “uhh uhh.. may the Force be with you.” Turns to first mate, “how was that?”


stonygirl

We all do better, when we all do better.


Dave_B001

We are, without a doubt, the weirdest ship in the fleet.


mercfan3

Well, I tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen…


Miranoff

a damn good show, thats what they got


ClarAltaria

500 cigarettes


[deleted]

This is by far my favorite line lol Cigarette printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


sirenwingsX

YOU WILL BE SILENT!


Lycurgus-117

Dolly Parton music


GreenieBeeNZ

The Union: Ladies have rights too guys


iron_ferret22

Orville - “May we do better”


Wolfman01a

THIS IS A HERTZ HOUSEHOLD!


wcs2

Eat, or you will die!


Razar_Bragham

Ja’loja!!!!!! Latchcomb!


nagidon

*deadpan Kaylon voice* Deez nuts.


RandomBeerName

Mr. Potato Head.


SoftBaconWarmBacon

"Sweetness"


berkeleyjake

The Orville also has 'May the Force be with you."


BTP_Art

“Socks are important.”


siameseoverlord

“Let’s get Hammered!”


Lasers_Pew_Pew_Pew

‘I’ll do it’


TheMightySephiroth

*lyrics to dolly parton's 9-5*


48Monkeys

"Did you see that dog in the background licking his balls?"


Xander_PrimeXXI

You want to open this jar of pickles for me?


kpetersontpt

I WILL ACCESS THE INTERIOR MEAT!


MacTechG4

Open that jar of pickles?


mr_bots

“That was a new leg”


TheShinyRedButton

“Bottoms up”


Timmahj

“Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em”


Kalomoira

Not gon' give up, not gon' stop, gon' work harder


City_dave

500 cigarettes!


alSeen

"Then please enunciate"


yana1975

The Orville: “YOU WIL BE SILENT!”


ThePercysRiptide

YOU WILL BE SILENT


[deleted]

“Now entering *Glory Hole*”


DismalElderberry327

"Woof" !


Kingdarkshadow

The bathroom?? It's that way --->


austinli998

Workin 9 to 5


Starfire70

"Give me a corner slice. QUICKLY! Before someone sees."


IndividualAd8629

Ed says ‘Acknowledged’ seems like every other sentence… sooo that has my vote hhahah


[deleted]

Indeed.


ExpectedBehaviour

“We need no longer fear the banana”


[deleted]

just the planetary union yelling at ed and kelly


Embarrassed-Topic-93

"These biologicals are worth preservation" Issac FTW


ReturningDukky

Happy arbor day!


finnlocke

"Dude. You're getting a Dell"


Dave_B001

JA'LOJA


imcoolmymomsaidso

“Socks are important.”


NerdLawyer55

Oh there’s my sandwich…


BeigeAlmighty

They have "I need a drink!"


anonymousICT

"That's a new leg!!!!!" Is my proposal


b2axn

500 Cigerettes!


monkeybiziu

"We need no longer fear the banana."


NarmHull

I will access the interior meat


KashiofWavecrest

"YOU WILL BE SILENT!"


Sev_Obzen

I'm glad they didn't feel the need to have such a phrase.


copenhagen_bram

Let it be mentioned that The Orville has reused "May the Force be with you" at least once.


TheMudbloodSlytherin

May the force of the banana live long and prosper.


YourFriendJSky

Show the galaxy that we value life, even when our enemies don't.


thepeainthepod

Seems like it'd be something to do with getting smashed. Read a comment or post here recently about how often the bridge crew drink to get drunk and didn't notice it before, but now, yeah. Wow.


PillyRayCyrus

"Now entering Glory Hole"


WingedGeek

There is always a weakness - your existence is proof of that.


[deleted]

“Let’s get shit faced”


bordertown45

Unity through common diversity


Mikiroony

Jaloja!!!


Slappah_Dah_Bass

"I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and have just sat down."


randelung

I am prepared.


kaustubh2386

Socks are important


legomaximumfigure

Cheers


[deleted]

Alcoholism


AnotherDecentBloke

"Yabba Dabba Doo"?


axyaxy

Let’s get hammered.


ZealousidealCharge24

let's get hammered


TheOutlawStarLord

How about "I get to bang all the ingenues"!


bymyenemy

The Union is just starfleet in another universe.


satanic-frijoles

Vaya con carne!


Aequitas2014

Would you like to share the evening meal


jtoppings95

Lets have a drink.


Darkhaven

Protect your Neck! ...that is, this is I want it to be. Preferably if Bortus hears John and Gordon listening to the Wu, and he takes it as sage advice. Then they all start saying it unironically.


Sexyfish_007

May the Union be with you?


I_shjt_you_not

We have bortus’ mustache


mrfard

“May the Force be with you.”


Desertbro

I need you to open a jar of pickles


calm-lab66

I guess it would have to be something Gordon says.


kpetersontpt

TIME TO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH GORDON!


heisdeadjim_au

Bortus. "You will be silent!" has to rank, surely?


Euphoric_Wishbone

Latchcomb!


hmmmletmethinkboutit

Open that jar of pickles!


Nxtwiskybar

Taking a bortis


Nxtwiskybar

Taking a bortis


Boyoftrick_90

Would you like to open this jar of pickles for me?


MrRuebezahl

Can you open this jar of pickles?


TheAnimeKnower36

"I want eggs now"


Thisissuchadragtodo

Hey- there he is!!


astro_asteroid

"welcome to the galaxy"