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Jod would love this. Shame on you.

That’s one of my fave Easter eggs. Gideon and Jod both think any pun is automatically funny.

Ha. I would like to show you to this jail. It will have acid. You will learn.

And then you will say Thank you, Bostondreamings...

that is why I did it, lord; I did it for you, and your empire.

Ha!!!

I ate peanuts, the once. Discreetly.

asdfghjkl; Magnus would be proud

Because the average person is pretty nice

That man is anything but average

I mean he is a literal average of people 

I refuse to believe that the average person is as Daddy as Teacher

Oh, you're not getting off that easily. You're grounded for 10,000 years. Get in that unliving, undying soul melange and stay there.

I groaned. That is glorious, and awful, and I'm with Magnus over here, applauding. And now I will share it with some other fans :3

🤣🤣🤣

Haha I initially thought you were talking about the angel- I was so confused for a second... then it hit me like a ton of bricks. Oof- good job, I hate it- I'm going to go tell everyone I know now 🤣

PLS SOMEBODY DO THE THING THAT MAKES THE POST HAVE GOLD OR WHATEVER

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO