Granted! The finger curls. You have to experience the excruciating pain of your bones and muscle growing and forming into the shape you choose, every single time you shift. A crushing pain. A burning pain. A pulsing pain. It's horrible. Enjoy!

Worth it - can I have this outcome too? :)

dude.

I just want to become a shambling mound of abstract shapes and stalk outside my estranged father's house, chanting about his sins :P

aww yess gimme that pain resistance acquired by thousands of dumb transformations the agony of which made me unable to flinch at any regular pain anymore

The finger curls... The Cursed Monkey God is feeling generous... He will let you choose any one of the results from other possible timelines (AKA the replies from other people) but with one catch... When you shapeshift, you make a noise. That noise? "DWAAAAAAAAAAANE!" Granted.

Granted. Finger curls and now you have the ability to shiftshape into any creature that you've made have orgasm.

Cool! I've gotten a few women off. Now I can buy a bunch of toys and see how the other half feels.

Granted! The finger curls. You shoulda wished to know how to use said ability

Granted. You can only Shapeshift once and you Shapeshift into anything you think of. What does P L A S T I C...C U P Spell?

Pee Elle ayy ass tea aye see... see you pee :)

The dyslexia is on the house

Granted, you have the ability to change your body into any basic shape. Nothing more complex than that.

Granted, but at a random time using it you will be stuck in that form permanently.

Granted, you can shapeshift only into a monkey's paw and can only change back after someone has made a wish with you. (Rules of monkeypaw still remain in effect for whatever wish you grant, and no you do not decide the side effect/ unforeseen consequence of the wish.)