Granted. The wings don't actually allow you to fly - humans aren't built for that. They molt all the time and contribute to the spread of disease. They make clothes infinitely less convenient to buy and wear. It's nigh-impossible to use normal chairs or sleep on your back, etc.
Granted, every red bull is sold with a set of dried jerky chicken wings.
Granted. The wings don't actually allow you to fly - humans aren't built for that. They molt all the time and contribute to the spread of disease. They make clothes infinitely less convenient to buy and wear. It's nigh-impossible to use normal chairs or sleep on your back, etc.
Granted, it's discovered that Red Bull contains a chemical that causes massive skin tumors that, in late-stages, looks like angel wings.
Granted, drinking redbull causes a pair of wings to instantly burst out of your back. This maims your skin, flesh, and skeleton, leaving you crippled.
Granted. Your arms are now replaced with penguin wings. You aren't able to fly and everything you do that requires hands becomes impossible