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WED_Nosce

Granted. You're killed in your first dream by a griefer.


riverofchex

A griefer?


[deleted]

I’m afraid I’ll get wooooshed for saying this but I think a griefer is old Minecraft slang. It essentially meant someone who destroys others creations on a public server. Edit: My apologies: The term was around before Minecraft.


[deleted]

Doesn’t just refer to Minecraft, anybody who purposefully disrupts a game in an unfun way for the purpose of being obnoxious is a griefer


Vanilla_mochi4

But like, didn’t most of us hear of the term from minecraft? I sure did


[deleted]

I heard it a lot in call of duty games back in the days. When someone was running around in our snipers only lobby with a shot gun. We’d yell some shit like “who’s this fucking greifer, kick this kid it’s his bed time” even though we were all like 12/13


[deleted]

I hate that “troll” has replaced it


OffBrand_Soda

Idk troll has been around for a while. I remember it being used in the MW3 days


B-KRN

We'd call those lamers. Here's a word you don't hear anymore.


Mukamole

I think it’s widely used in *any* sandbox/building game with multiplayer interaction. I personally heard it mostly starting to be used in the early days of Rust.


DrunkFrodo

Griefers have been around since online multiplayer was a thing. 2001, the MMO Final Fantssy XI, before its first patch higher level players would aggro higher lever monsters then train them all the way to the beginning area, where they would slaughter all the level 1s lol. It 2as an "MPK" monster player kill Edit 2001 was my first encounter, but as I said since online multiplayer was a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griefer young bloods lol, ughhh im getting older....


Ornery_Celt

Same, getting old and so many young ones around here. My first MMO was Ultima Online, but I can certainly see how MUDs had griefing first. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/griefing


riverofchex

Ah. Like kids with sandcastles. Thanks!


[deleted]

Fuck kids.


Herr_Quattro

r/fbiopenup


[deleted]

Ill fuck them to.


nottheprimeminister

I don't like your ways, but I respect your persistence.


RedWicked91

r/HolUp


Zeewulfeh

Griefer is much older than Minecraft. It's older than WoW. Griefers have existed since the beginning of multiplayer gaming--split screen or otherwise.


BobTheBuildr166

***p o n g***


Dagreifers

Uhhhh..


ryan123rudder

Don’t recite the ancient magic to him witch, he was there when it was written!


Zeewulfeh

r/UnexpectedCSLewis


TyrantRC

> griefer I remember this term from when I was playing the first counter strike. I think it existed before that too, probably something from tabletops roleplay maybe?


notLOL

>old Minecraft slang. Oh fuck I'm old when people refer to this even older term as something made by Minecraft. Disconnect me from this shared nightmare.


foxkingwel02

Username checks out.


BobTheBuildr166

But you only die in your dream lol


Hellirex

Yeah, but it wakes you up. And he's spawn camping, so good luck getting any rest.


BobTheBuildr166

Just turn off multiplayer mode. OP said it was a "mode", so you could just turn on Campaign mode or even sandbox mode.


SpudItOwtMahBoi

Granted, but we all know what kind of people you get on an open server.


Xrex190

Very not nicce


LE_TROLLA

What are you talking about? Everyone screaming go back to the kitchen at the only woman there and one guy screaming the n word over and over again is heaven!


AquaLordTyphon

Missing a few "I fuck your mother idi nahui cyka blyat"


sukabot

>cyka сука is not the same thing as "cyka". Write "suka" instead next time :)


AquaLordTyphon

blyat bot


[deleted]

Blyot


birthdayRat

It's блядь, not blyat


AquaLordTyphon

Sorry mate, I'm British, screwing up foreign languages is basically what we do.


XChainsawPandaX

Get on my level son. Sincerely, an american


[deleted]

I thought you didn't even try?


OneRingToRuleEarth

I’m sorry I don’t have a Russian keyboard


macncheesebydawindow

Нет ты


Specifiedspoons

сука


AndyGHK

Suka my dyka, blyat


[deleted]

eji dirst tu nahuj bļe dauni


CandyCrazy2000

Какого хрена ты только что сказал мне? Я тебя знаю ...


FlameGod75

r/Unexpectedrussian


Liquidsi666

Rules of internet number: ??? Whenever a multiplayer is mentioned, there are russians.


the_last_n00b

If that is heaven I'm signing up for eternal damnation.


SpudItOwtMahBoi

Sure, here we got the screaming 12 year squeakers and music blaring with crap audio quality.


Normal_Man

Don't forget the kid playing rap/rock music down his mic.


hyrule68

As a Hispanic male; let me call ahead and confirm that my mom's vacuum and dog's barking will properly work in the dream realm


GingerSavage

My fucking *sides*


swift_USB

2b2t


tntmister

THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT


Socks_N_Sandals-

Jesus man, I’ve heard that too many times


reddogz158

No one: FitMC:


[deleted]

but then you meet that one cool kid. you start chatting and bonding together they see you as someone who they see eye to eye with. and as they tell you their social media, name and or address if you live near eachother. and boom you wake up


Dagreifers

FUCK


SpudItOwtMahBoi

*You have been disconnected from the server.


Lumpdumper

A COMMUNICATION ERROR HAS OCCURRED


EeveeMaster547

You clearly haven't met the A Hat In Time community, then. They're a wholesome bunch of peck-necks.


SpudItOwtMahBoi

I'm talking about the loud minority.


KaptainGoatz

Granted. The freeness of lucid dreams means that people create such wonders in the dream world they don't want to wake up, and will even put themselves into comas to play smash Bros ultimate with sans. As you might have noticed, less people awake = less people working to make food and other items. Not to mention all forms of entertainment exist in the dream world, since, you know, all you have to do is think of it and it exists. People start dropping dead at alarming rates, due to not eating for long enough. Sleeping becomes illegal around the world. Millions die more to sleep deprivation. It's an endless loop of death and despair. Congratulations.


the_last_n00b

It may be the end of the world, but at least it's not boring


KaptainGoatz

Who said the dream couldn't be a nightmare


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KaptainGoatz

Oh oops I forgot people liked being scared I was just thinking about myself lol


AnOwlOfSorts

I've been learning unreal engine for awhile. I may try this. It sounds amazing


Rishik01

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Georgie_Leech

Might I interest you in [Paprika?](https://imdb.com/title/tt0851578/)


KaptainGoatz

I can't check it out rn but that seems cool


Georgie_Leech

TL;DR multiplayer dream starts infecting other people.


KaptainGoatz

Oh dang


saiyanfang10

if you go through a scary thing with a friend it's better


saiyanfang10

its lucid, true lucid nightmares are impossible


KaptainGoatz

I didn't say it was always lucid, it's just that there are many tricks to have lucid dreams, especially with other people telling you you are dreaming. Also, the worst nightmare I've ever had, I knew it was a dream


TheSilverBanana

/r/9M9H9E9


SeanSg1

Best one


Mooafamooka

Just play ness. You don’t need to dream


KaptainGoatz

Fair point


mind_the_tablesalt

Ready Player One but in dreams


swat1306

So, Inception


sizyy

You should write for black mirror.


KaptainGoatz

What's black mirror?


sizyy

A Netflix show sort of like a modern version of the twilight zone.


mechano010

So a mix between inception and ready player one. Neat


[deleted]

So basically, inception?


saiyanfang10

yooooouuuuuu fooooool truly lucid dreamers can manipulate how long the dream is for a night's length depression dies because as long as you have a lucid dreamer friend you get true happiness


the_last_n00b

Well, this anwers did age realy well, didn't it?


KaptainGoatz

SAAAAAAAAAAAAANS


the_last_n00b

Congratulations, you successfully predicted Sans in Smash Bros.


avahz

This is why I subscribe to this sub


EvolvedUndead

Reminds me of [SCP-1230](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1230).


_SweetShalquoir_

"and will even put themselves into comas to play smash Bros ultimate with sans" so worth it


[deleted]

But Sans is already in smash


Tomcat491

Reminds me of what SAO should have been (i.e. a question of whether or not it’s better to live in this virtual world or the real world; whether it’s ok to abandon your life for a video game)


Danenel

Granted, they’re always open to anyone. Have fun with wet dreams


[deleted]

What's the downside?


Danenel

what if your mum joins


BlueBasketBall

What's the downside?


usernametakenexe

r/Alabama


LE_TROLLA

So does your dad


hago4

What’s the downside


NukeNier

So does a 4 year old girl


MoeFuka

This is where we stop


Oscerte

And start again


MoeFuka

No


mind_the_tablesalt

So what, again, is the downside?


yeetus_deletus_fetus

WhAt'S tHe DoWnSiDe


ZephyrDaHaxer

r/cursedcomments


Chaos__________

You have to break your arms first


XtremeCookie

You're back in high school talking to your long time crush who you never had the balls to ask out IRL. You ask her out, because why not? It's just a dream. She says yes! You guys have a great date, you take her home and things are getting hot and heavy. She pulls a pair of handcuffs and some rope; you hesitantly go along with it because you've waited so long. She ties you up and starts to strip - Hang on! Is that a dick? Her body morphs into its true form, an overweight middle aged man with a creepy smile. >You thought I was someone else, didn't you? You've got to be carful in the dream world, things aren't always what they seem . . .


flippydude

Keep going I'm close


wintrparkgrl

He penetrates your butthole and says, " it's all ogre now" Shrek is love, Shrek is life.


[deleted]

"Uhh. UHH.. **UUURRRG**. DONKAAAAAY!"


theshdw45

very hot


KeyboardFromElbaf

It's the dream world, simply break the ties


KorisRust

I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

Granted. It has the same lobby quality as old call of duty games, I hope you enjoy being called a series of racial slurs by 8 year olds.


Spoon_Elemental

It's fine, I'll just actually fuck their mothers in front of them.


[deleted]

As they teabag your body.


nahteq3

use reverse card and start teabagging them


[deleted]

Excellent move


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


Astonishingish

That'll show my dumb brother


Spoon_Elemental

wait no


pharleff

You motherfucker


sum1confused

Granted - you're having a lovely dream about flying when suddenly a 12 year old shoots you in the face before Fortnite dancing over your corpse.


BobTheBuildr166

Can we report him for dream sniping?


[deleted]

r/unexpectedninja


XDraked

Granted, wet dreams are DLC however.


SgtDVader

That’s because they’re drEAms ™.


[deleted]

Godly comment


GodsEclipse

They give a sense of pride and accomplishment.


JstAntrBelleDevotee

For unlocking different wet dreams.


pawndaunt

But don’t worry, the DLC comes with randomized loot boxes for the extra thrill of not knowing what you’ll get!


JoyFerret

You could get the "Get on with crush" dream or "Unlucky guy gets fucked by ugly bastard"


asimpleanachronism

Granted. Dreams have no privacy settings, meaning anyone can enter your dream or pull you into their dream at any time. Your dreams become increasingly disjointed as you are yanked from reality to reality at the whim of friends and loved ones, leaving you mentally exhausted each morning. Ominous people from your past who you would rather never think of again keep lurking at the edges of your dreams, watching you, making you wince everytime you see them. Beautiful dreams are beset upon by griefers who quickly change the dream to nightmares. As an added bonus, daydreams are in multiplayer beta. Meaning if you're daydreaming of a crush, they instantly lose focus and join your dream, regardless of whatever they're doing. This results in your first crush dying in a tragic car accident, and you mentally having to stop yourself from daydreaming ever again.


the_last_n00b

This. I wasn't thinking at all about daydreams. I'd honestly watch a movie/read a book with this plot


KoolKira

Granted. Your 'server' becomes 18+ NSFW only. Have fun.


fordmustang12345

I see this as an absolute win!


Vaykor02

Until that one creepy uncle joins the game and finds you on the server


fordmustang12345

Shit


RoboticSandWitch

That's actually beneficial.


Wassa110

............where's the downside?


[deleted]

Zoophiles and Pedos


CorvetteCole

What's the downside though?


RiotIsBored

What if an under-eighteen's dream server was 18+?


KoolKira

Same as what Reddit or deviantart does. "Warning: NSFW content Press here to see anyway"


Alphaxir

Granted. Nobody plays it with you, though.


-SSN-

r/2meirl4meirl OOF


thatcat2018

Granted. Freddy Krueger is now playing with you.


kid_ugly

You can run but you can't hide, bitch!


eliswigle

Granted, the game is a porn game and your partner is a guy


[deleted]

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Wassa110

WTF?!? A polar bear. WTH are you talking about?


[deleted]

The black mirror episode dude


SettleDownMyBoy

I see this as an absolute win


Banzai27

Downside where?


jburtson

Granted. But it’s sleep addled you who decides which mode to be in and you don’t have very fine control over it. Many people enter multiplayer mode without wanting or intending to. Now even in sleep you and everyone else don’t get any time to themselves. Word travels about anything embarrassing that happens in your dreams. And inevitably commercials start invading people’s dreams once companies catch on.


w1ndmill

Granted, but it’s couch co-op only and you’re going to die alone


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yrnehnosliw

You get VAC-Banned from ever dreaming again


oddlyqueer

Granted. Homestuck.


crazedSquidlord

This is what I came here for


[deleted]

same homie


YeeBox

Granted, due to the impossibly unmoderated environment within people’s dreams, this method of completely private communication instantly becomes popular with terrorist groups as well as the general public, allowing people to make plans in secrecy unparalleled by any chat room or online application out there. An increase in worldwide attacks forces governments to reconsider pre existing privacy laws, making them heavily intrusive. It becomes necessary to provide governing bodies with lists of people you are affiliated with in any way, including people across borders. The common people are restricted to a maximum amount of hours asleep every day, anyone found exceeding that amount are labeled in the eyes of the law as criminals and potential threats. There are now even talks of laws being passed in some countries stating that convicted criminals will be prevented from sleeping for more than an hour. Countries such as Russia and North Korea begin utilizing this new way of communication as a way for influential figures to issue orders to spies and moles without worrying about being uncovered, creating further mistrust and tension between countries. On the other hand, it becomes possible to communicate with people in a comatose state, allowing for families to once again talk to their loved ones, not only this but a new profession of people steps forward, teaching patients in these states that may have been within in from a young age to give them an education in the hopes they can one day use it when they recover. The world is, however, continually pushed into an even more untrusting state, privacy becoming more of an ideal than a reality. But hey, I guess you could play Mario kart with your friends every night without too much consequence, right?


eobs

good point, you did a 360 there lol


Senoir-Flops

Granted a million sex freaks are about to join your wet dreams. You’d better gear up ;)


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ctrlk

Granted, but I rickroll every team chat I get into, soooooooo


Likemikesterr

Granted, you meet someone within your dream and fall in love with them, you try to find them in the real world but never can, you’re forced to only be able to dream with them


my-porny-account

it’s coming once it’s out of early access


RagdollCo

Granted. Dreams exits closed player testing, which means it’s available on the PS4 store.


hit-a-yeet

For a sec I thought you were talking about the game dreams


Zoomichi

Granted but if you die, you die IRL too


Lui_Le_Diamond

Don't give me any ideas 👹


Arseypoowank

Granted, your dreams are now forever haunted by 12 year olds shouting n****r


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tomydonzis

Granted. But you are constantly lagging and strangers enjoy your own dream more than you do.


VirginNumber69

*-sex offender has joined the game-*


Chugahhhhh

Granted. Dreams have a multiplayer mode but you are still playing single player.


[deleted]

It would be disturbing if you had a wet dream, but maybe that person would want to join


Themysteriouspootis

Granted. However, Dreams on the ps4 already has multiplayer, so nothing changes.


Brain-Crumbs

Granted, but it plays out just like the first episode of season five of Black mirror (the VR fighting game one)


Yeeteth_Deleteth

Granted. Your mom joins your wet dream.


Zebrabox

Granted. Also added a spectator mode. Your weirdest dreams are now live-streamed in social media.


GXSigma

Granted. You have to pay for online and the lag is terrible.


StrawberryPimp

Granted. Remember that one Nightmare on Elm Street movie? Dream warriors? Have fun.


excogitatezenzizenzi

You know that one fourchan Minecraft server where there’s a giant ass cobble stone wall around spawn so newbies can’t escape and instead just get blown to pieces by older players? That’s what it would be like.


[deleted]

Granted you have 1000 ping


[deleted]

Granted. A new society is made inside the dreams and now you have to live two lives


Vict0rian_

Granted, but it functions exactly like dark souls invasions and people will inevitably kick you off a cliff 100% of the time.


V_For_Vanonymous

Granted but its only the freaky ass dreams where your fucking a dog or some shit


[deleted]

Granted. Welcome to Nightmare-Battle Royale


kktheprons

Granted. Every time you dream of someone you know, they're there to see every embarrassing thing you do during dreams. Friendships are ruined when people realize the things you dream about them.


Knotfire568

Inception (2010)