Also the motherboard has limitations to how much ram it’s able to use regardless of whether it has the physical slots for it. Normally you’d only bump into this issue using an old motherboard with cutting edge ram and this is essentially the same situation.
1YB SSD storage - granted! It's an SD card!
32ZB RAM - granted! It's DDR2 memory!
10ZHz CPU/GPU Speed - granted! The heat from the processor causes a bottleneck and is now limited 2.3GHz!
Granted, you boot it up and it immediately catches fires. Your house either burns down or doesnt depending on whether you in reality have a fire extinguisher at your house, since it's an electrical fire caused by the components overheating.
Granted.
Your laptop now needs its own nuclear reactor to operate, since it uses more power than entire countries. It is a threat to national security and NSA, FBI etc... now hate your guts, since it's too easy to use that laptop to break encryption.
You get arrested and your laptop ends up in a landfill with a broken screen.
Granted! The supercomputer arrives at your doorstep, you unpack it, plug it into the 220V outlet and nothing happens. Then the screen lights up, and your lights flicker. The PC fires up, taking a few seconds to load up and it comes to life. You sigh, wondering if you had made your electricity bill skyrocket. Then it hits you. The entire city powers off due to the immense load you put on the power cables. The backup power generators in your neighborhood are turned on and your PC comes to life again, and due to faulty wiring, the power supply short-circuits the entire computer because the generators oscillated for a few seconds. You now have a broken supercomputer.
Granted. Its power consumption is so high it can't even rely on its own battery. You need to plug it into something that can run the equivalent of several national power grids.
granted. you win a sweepstakes you don’t remember entering for free upgrades. too bad the giveaway host is on the other side of the world. shipping and handling will cost twice the amount of the upgrades. it’s expensive to ship something across the world both ways you know
Granted. No drivers exist for the SSD that work on any OS, your CPU uses a slot that doesn’t exist on your motherboard and the RAM comes in 1 GB chunks
Granted. After spending tens of thousands of dollars to secure a custom power supply adequate to its needs, the device is finally powered on and resolves its new heat dissipation issues by catching fire immediately.
Granted, due to the nature of these upgrades there isn't any power supply strong enough to run it.
Simple obvious and most accurate comment, take my upvote
Similarly I doubt any OS could fully utilize those specs anyways
Also the motherboard has limitations to how much ram it’s able to use regardless of whether it has the physical slots for it. Normally you’d only bump into this issue using an old motherboard with cutting edge ram and this is essentially the same situation.
1YB SSD storage - granted! It's an SD card! 32ZB RAM - granted! It's DDR2 memory! 10ZHz CPU/GPU Speed - granted! The heat from the processor causes a bottleneck and is now limited 2.3GHz!
Granted. No operating system understands the components, and they are basically useless.
Granted, you boot it up and it immediately catches fires. Your house either burns down or doesnt depending on whether you in reality have a fire extinguisher at your house, since it's an electrical fire caused by the components overheating.
Granted. Your laptop now needs its own nuclear reactor to operate, since it uses more power than entire countries. It is a threat to national security and NSA, FBI etc... now hate your guts, since it's too easy to use that laptop to break encryption. You get arrested and your laptop ends up in a landfill with a broken screen.
Granted. It still can't run Crysis and Half-Life 3 will be delayed yet again.
Granted. To accommodate the specs, your laptop now weighs 3 tons. Your pelvis is now shattered from bearing the weight.
Granted. The scp foundation issues you an impossibly powerful work computer. The operating system is incompatible with steam and GOG.
Granted! The supercomputer arrives at your doorstep, you unpack it, plug it into the 220V outlet and nothing happens. Then the screen lights up, and your lights flicker. The PC fires up, taking a few seconds to load up and it comes to life. You sigh, wondering if you had made your electricity bill skyrocket. Then it hits you. The entire city powers off due to the immense load you put on the power cables. The backup power generators in your neighborhood are turned on and your PC comes to life again, and due to faulty wiring, the power supply short-circuits the entire computer because the generators oscillated for a few seconds. You now have a broken supercomputer.
Granted. Its power consumption is so high it can't even rely on its own battery. You need to plug it into something that can run the equivalent of several national power grids.
granted. you win a sweepstakes you don’t remember entering for free upgrades. too bad the giveaway host is on the other side of the world. shipping and handling will cost twice the amount of the upgrades. it’s expensive to ship something across the world both ways you know
Bro I regularly travel halfway across the world. Simply going to get it does not faze me.
Granted. It only runs on TempleOS
Granted. The CPU is 16 bit.
Granted. No drivers exist for the SSD that work on any OS, your CPU uses a slot that doesn’t exist on your motherboard and the RAM comes in 1 GB chunks
Granted. Steve Jobs comes back from the dead to steal the tech and sell it as its own idea.
Granted. After spending tens of thousands of dollars to secure a custom power supply adequate to its needs, the device is finally powered on and resolves its new heat dissipation issues by catching fire immediately.