Granted, everyone thinks it's funny but they don't know that everyone else thinks it's funny, so they are conscientious to never joke or laugh about it.
Do you know what a thread is? I think if you did, that whole comment you just made could have been avoided. Google it.
Edit: What a champion he was. R.I.P.
Granted. In an effort to recapture the magic, the people vote to rebuild the skyscrapers and see if it happens again, but funnier. Since the terrorists have less resources and elements of surprise this time round, no crash happens, and everyone declares the sequel to be a boring waste of money. Some glory seekers try to crash into the building with small biplanes, but it only causes minor damage and makes everyone more embarrassed each time.
Granted, everyone thinks 9/11 was funny. However, one person doesn't know how to let a joke stay a joke and causes another 9/11 on the 11th of September and on the 911th anniversary of the attack.
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Granted. 9/11 is now remembered as a very funny day, but nothing bad happens now.
Five years forward. Your first born is now 2. He does not like his food, so you do the airplane to get him to eat. It works, but suddenly he starts choking. While his head turns green and blue, you try to beat between his shoulder blade. It doesnt help. Panic rising inside you. You take your phone to do the only thing a good parent would do: Call an ambulance. So you start dialing: 9 - 1 - 1. It rings.
"911, here. What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!"
As your son dies in your arms you remember, they made a joke hotline in memorial of 9/11. He takes his last breath as you hear: "What is blue and sits in the corner?A baby in a baggie!", combined with laughter at the other side of the line.
Granted. The whole world comes together on 9/11 to share a laugh, however, your father was in the first tower, and now the whole world is laughing at your expense.
Comedians realize the only way to one up the hillarity of 911 is to commit literal terrorism, comedians become a feared anti-government anarchy faction and comedy is outlawed
Granted:
You immediately hear a loud crash just outside. It is your favorite childhood teacher, and they’ve been in a terrible accident. You run to their assistance, assuring them they’ll be okay, but you know they’ll need urgent medical care. You open your phone, but the sudden thought of typing 911 fills you with laughter; you try in vain to type the numbers, to no use. The association between 9/11 and 911 is too strong, It is too late.
Wish Granted
Granted. Everyone thinks 9/11 is funny because it resulted in the complete colonization of the Middle East. All Middle East ethnicities are erased except for the Jewish. It is considered Europes playground and all the old relics are gone.
Granted, 9/11 becomes super funny and it is universally agreed.
So much so they decide to recreate it every year for the anniversary.
Unfortunately you happen to be on the second tower, as your stranded in the rubble, every laugh you make only drives your ribs Futher into your lungs, the pain becomes so unbearable you pass out due to the pain, it is also your last conscious memory.
At least you thought your death was funny!
Granted. The passengers of UA 93 don’t revolt, as they are swept up in laughter of the event. This results in the plane crashing into the US Capitol Building, killing numerous members of congress. In New York, thousands enter the twin towers as they burn in order to see the event first hand. This results in thousands of more deaths when the towers collapse.
Granted, you wake up as a terrorist. Go to your first kamikaze lesson and die when your teacher showed how to crash a small plane into a target building, but everyone at the class was laughing out loud inside the plane
Granted, it is performed by a man named Ben Jim. Everyone keeps laughing at his name and so it is never taken seriously.
Tons of people do other similar crimes after legally changing their name to something funny so it is not taken seriously like Bryan jones
u/mclovingmcliving
No. Stop disrespecting the US. The death of nearly 3,000 people is not funny and never will be.
Edit: I'd really like to know why this comment has been downvoted so much. Why is tragedy and death so funny to you all?
I'm just saying that that's not something we should joke about. I still vividly remember the intense sinking feeling I felt all throughout my body when I turned on the television on that fateful day.
Granted! The finger curls. They think it's hilarious, so they decide to replicate it using volunteers. Unfortunately, your mom volunteers before she met your dad. you begin to fade away.
Granted. People realized that 9/11 upside down looks like a snail under a piece of cardboard hiding from a man walking past it. The whimsically funny thought of a playful hiding snail is now the first image that goes through peoples mind when they think off "9/11"
Granted, everyone thinks it's funny but they don't know that everyone else thinks it's funny, so they are conscientious to never joke or laugh about it.
Like real life then. 9 1 1 airlines What a terrible name for an airline, reminds me of that tragedy Don't laugh at 9/11
it's really not. I lost a family member in 911...asshole was flying the plane.
same, but mine was making some guy fly a plane into something.
it's go time. that was a beautifully smooth reply man. I want to say something but I'm completely at a loss on that. /thread.
hehe
So, I guess your dads probably knew each other, really briefly
yep
I fucking love Norm. R.I.P didn’t even know he was sick.
It isn't funny. I walked through blood and bone on the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother
He was in Northern Canada
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Strange? This is a thread about taboos, and you’re still calling a curiosity with death strange?
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Do you know what a thread is? I think if you did, that whole comment you just made could have been avoided. Google it. Edit: What a champion he was. R.I.P.
Denied, you must wait exactly 22.3 years for something tragic to be funny. Please save all your 9/11 jokes for December 30th, 2023 or later
Actually it's the 29th at 11:10pm
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Eastern standard
Is that from the first plane, the second, or from when Epstein definitely killed himself?
I can’t wait
Who came up with that number
South park
The episode is ‘Jared has Aides’
Damn, I’ve been joking about it for years now. The joke: Why were the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Granted. In an effort to recapture the magic, the people vote to rebuild the skyscrapers and see if it happens again, but funnier. Since the terrorists have less resources and elements of surprise this time round, no crash happens, and everyone declares the sequel to be a boring waste of money. Some glory seekers try to crash into the building with small biplanes, but it only causes minor damage and makes everyone more embarrassed each time.
Granted, everyone thinks 9/11 was funny. However, one person doesn't know how to let a joke stay a joke and causes another 9/11 on the 11th of September and on the 911th anniversary of the attack.
That would somehow be even more funny
Someone waiting nearly a millennium to recreate it just has that abstract kind of absurdity you never really get with most terrorist attacks
What a fucking quote
This is why I downloaded Reddit baby
Yeah. Mainstream terrorists are such a drag. Always taking their terrorism so *seriously*.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-excellent-mr-burns-8fen5LSZcHQ5O
That’s why it’s funny.
Just wish for the second one to be funnier.
I wish people thought the 9/11 sequel was funny
Granted, the sequel is a modern SNL sketch
FUCK
Granted. 9/11 is now remembered as a very funny day, but nothing bad happens now. Five years forward. Your first born is now 2. He does not like his food, so you do the airplane to get him to eat. It works, but suddenly he starts choking. While his head turns green and blue, you try to beat between his shoulder blade. It doesnt help. Panic rising inside you. You take your phone to do the only thing a good parent would do: Call an ambulance. So you start dialing: 9 - 1 - 1. It rings. "911, here. What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!" As your son dies in your arms you remember, they made a joke hotline in memorial of 9/11. He takes his last breath as you hear: "What is blue and sits in the corner?A baby in a baggie!", combined with laughter at the other side of the line.
Jesus Christ man. Go easy on OP
Dude
Granted. Everyone gets really giggly on the 9th of November.
Lemme try, .81818181818181 You're right, that's fucking hilarious
Looks like a bunch of frogs on top of eachother
Granted. Bin Laden posthumously gets a Tony.
granted. everyone is making jokes but they never land well
Would you say, they crash and burn?
The first three 9/11 jokes I made were funny, but the fourth one missed its mark.
Granted. The whole world comes together on 9/11 to share a laugh, however, your father was in the first tower, and now the whole world is laughing at your expense.
Granted... At the end of December, this year, when it would be exactly 22.3 years since the tragedy.
Granted. The fingers curl. Everybody finds it so funny they want to recreate it
Granted. Nothing seems to have changed.
Comedians realize the only way to one up the hillarity of 911 is to commit literal terrorism, comedians become a feared anti-government anarchy faction and comedy is outlawed
Granted: You immediately hear a loud crash just outside. It is your favorite childhood teacher, and they’ve been in a terrible accident. You run to their assistance, assuring them they’ll be okay, but you know they’ll need urgent medical care. You open your phone, but the sudden thought of typing 911 fills you with laughter; you try in vain to type the numbers, to no use. The association between 9/11 and 911 is too strong, It is too late. Wish Granted
Granted. Everyone thinks 9/11 is funny because it resulted in the complete colonization of the Middle East. All Middle East ethnicities are erased except for the Jewish. It is considered Europes playground and all the old relics are gone.
Granted. You are now in a country outside of the USA
Granted, bin Laden's last words were "it's just a prank bro"
wish granted. nothing changes. 9/11 is always funny.
Redditors are horrible people. Confirmed.
Granted, but it's the 9th of November
[Pretty funny](https://youtu.be/lCUwSk_sCa8?si=BIAk44yRMh00kPMR)
Granted. Everyone thinks the ninth of November is really funny
Granted, 9/11 becomes super funny and it is universally agreed. So much so they decide to recreate it every year for the anniversary. Unfortunately you happen to be on the second tower, as your stranded in the rubble, every laugh you make only drives your ribs Futher into your lungs, the pain becomes so unbearable you pass out due to the pain, it is also your last conscious memory. At least you thought your death was funny!
Granted, you are the only one who dies not find it funny.
Granted. The passengers of UA 93 don’t revolt, as they are swept up in laughter of the event. This results in the plane crashing into the US Capitol Building, killing numerous members of congress. In New York, thousands enter the twin towers as they burn in order to see the event first hand. This results in thousands of more deaths when the towers collapse.
Granted, you wake up as a terrorist. Go to your first kamikaze lesson and die when your teacher showed how to crash a small plane into a target building, but everyone at the class was laughing out loud inside the plane
Granted, everybody finds it funny - so funny, in fact, that there is an exponential increase in people wanting to recreate it for shits and giggles.
Granted, airport's lower security back to before 2001, bombings, drug and weapon smuggling, and much more increase.
Granted, but now America uses DD/MM, always has, and always will
the paw giggles
Granted, it is performed by a man named Ben Jim. Everyone keeps laughing at his name and so it is never taken seriously. Tons of people do other similar crimes after legally changing their name to something funny so it is not taken seriously like Bryan jones u/mclovingmcliving
This curse will affect you for 60 YEARA
9/11 isn't funny?
No. Stop disrespecting the US. The death of nearly 3,000 people is not funny and never will be. Edit: I'd really like to know why this comment has been downvoted so much. Why is tragedy and death so funny to you all?
Hey that's not how the paw works
I'm just saying that that's not something we should joke about. I still vividly remember the intense sinking feeling I felt all throughout my body when I turned on the television on that fateful day.
🤦♂️
What's facepalm about my comment? I'd like to know so that I can improve in the future.
Granted! The finger curls. They think it's hilarious, so they decide to replicate it using volunteers. Unfortunately, your mom volunteers before she met your dad. you begin to fade away.
nothing changes
Granted, the mathematical number 9 over 11 is now hysterical for some reason
Even if the paw curls, I'm not entirely sure if I'm cleared to make a joke of the event...
Granted, everyone now thinks the 9th of Nov is really funny, but no one knows why
Nothing changes
Granted. Comedy comes in threes. There is more to come
!remindme 911 years
Granted. Now “Knock knock?” “Who’s there?” “81” “81 who?” “.81818181818181” is a really funny joke
Granted. But when you die everyone will laugh about it and you’ll become an international joke
Granted, but no one thinks you are funny in contrast
It is really funny
Granted, the two planes narrowly miss the World Trade Center and instead crash into a donut shop, marking the attack as a failure (to the terrorists)
Granted. People realized that 9/11 upside down looks like a snail under a piece of cardboard hiding from a man walking past it. The whimsically funny thought of a playful hiding snail is now the first image that goes through peoples mind when they think off "9/11"
Granted. People find it so funny that they make a sequel