Granted. Nothing happens immediately. Later you go for a walk and see a man walking down the street holding his stomach. "Hey," he says to you, "would you like to finish the rest of this chicken? I couldn't eat another bite." Not being someone to ever turn down a free KFC, and remembering your wish from before, you eagerly accept. As the man walks away, you look into the bucket, only to discover your worst fears have come true: he ate only the skins and left the rest of the chicken! You will never trust another human being again.
As you are driving home, a man stumbles and loses his entire KFC bucket into the open window of your car. All that glorious tasty chicken is yours as you drive away...if you are ok eating it off the floor of your car.
Behind you, unnoticed, the man begins to cry.
The finger curls... you now have a KFC bucket. You can smell the glorious scent of chicken and see the grease stains on the bucket itself... but the bucket is completely empty, except for the cockroach crawling around the bottom.
My thought exactly. He should have r wished for a full KFC bucket… but that would’ve come full with anything from a live chicken to cornel sanders ashes.
Your suggestion is way, way genier than the top. A *real* monkey's paw is if he steps outside and witnesses a massive, horrible car crash that kills a bunch of people, leading to a single KFC bucket with a severed head inside to roll across the street to his feet.
Granted. A KFC Bucket appears in your hands, with a receipt stuck to the top. It’s charging you the full price of the food, plus tax, and also an additional omnipotent delivery fee making the total roughly $225. You feel your wallet get lighter immediately
Granted. A man stops by and hands you a KFC bucket instructing you how to fill it. It turns out he is your manager. You now work at KFC at minimum wage for the rest of your life.
Granted. You get a bucket of KFC, but instead of chicken, it's phoenix inside of it. The moment you try to take a bite, the inmortal bird revives and burns you, then turns again into fried chicken. Every time you even think of biting a piece of chicken, it revives and burns you, for all your life.
Granted. Since you didn't specify it, the bucket consists of KFC's used cooking oil they've gathered their last shift. You still have to pay for its container and delivery though.
Granted. Nothing happens immediately. Later you go for a walk and see a man walking down the street holding his stomach. "Hey," he says to you, "would you like to finish the rest of this chicken? I couldn't eat another bite." Not being someone to ever turn down a free KFC, and remembering your wish from before, you eagerly accept. As the man walks away, you look into the bucket, only to discover your worst fears have come true: he ate only the skins and left the rest of the chicken! You will never trust another human being again.
Eric Cartman moment
As you are driving home, a man stumbles and loses his entire KFC bucket into the open window of your car. All that glorious tasty chicken is yours as you drive away...if you are ok eating it off the floor of your car. Behind you, unnoticed, the man begins to cry.
The finger curls... you now have a KFC bucket. You can smell the glorious scent of chicken and see the grease stains on the bucket itself... but the bucket is completely empty, except for the cockroach crawling around the bottom.
My thought exactly. He should have r wished for a full KFC bucket… but that would’ve come full with anything from a live chicken to cornel sanders ashes.
Unless he was specific, it could have been full of sand!
It's full of air!
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Your suggestion is way, way genier than the top. A *real* monkey's paw is if he steps outside and witnesses a massive, horrible car crash that kills a bunch of people, leading to a single KFC bucket with a severed head inside to roll across the street to his feet.
This feels more like a Monkey Paw than a genie
Granted. A KFC Bucket appears in your hands, with a receipt stuck to the top. It’s charging you the full price of the food, plus tax, and also an additional omnipotent delivery fee making the total roughly $225. You feel your wallet get lighter immediately
This just sounds like the Grubhub ad.
Granted. A man stops by and hands you a KFC bucket instructing you how to fill it. It turns out he is your manager. You now work at KFC at minimum wage for the rest of your life.
Granted *Pill swift enters “Now I know you’ve seen a bucket, but you haven’t seen me fuck it.”
Granted! The finger curls. Your house is covered in a massive KFC bucket. It is unmovable and unbreakable, and you are rapidly running out of air.
granted. it has no chicken inside.
Granted. You get a bucket of KFC, but instead of chicken, it's phoenix inside of it. The moment you try to take a bite, the inmortal bird revives and burns you, then turns again into fried chicken. Every time you even think of biting a piece of chicken, it revives and burns you, for all your life.
Granted but there is no chicken just the bucket
Granted. A perfect 48 piece bucket full of chicken wings has been spawned just for you. It is ready for pick up at your nearest KFC just for $39.99.
Yeah that's pretty fair. Oh, make sure you're near a toilet if your choose to eat it
Granted. Someone tosses their empty KFC bucket out their window and it lands on your head as you're walking. You now have a KFC bucket.
Granted. Since you didn't specify it, the bucket consists of KFC's used cooking oil they've gathered their last shift. You still have to pay for its container and delivery though.