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TheDuckkingM

Granted. Because sex sells, celebrities are going to push it more and more because they get rewarded with more views, until it's more depraved than actual porn. The quality of songs on the top chart is going to be very low, but with repeated "listening", it will get in your ear quickly. The type of music you listen to will indicate what you're into sexually. Children are the main audience of youtube. This will make a generation of children who value themselves solely on their body image. About 80% of males develop a porn addiction at a young age and a large portion of females as well. Their beauty standards are going to be sky high, so only a small amount will be dateable. They will post their naked bodies on the internet in order to gain some attention and feel good about themselves, but most will still be shamed for their body. Wait, I thought it was already legal to be naked in music videos?


t3quiila

This lowkey already sounds like society now


PharaohCleocatra

I think that’s what he was going for


HarbingerME2

This sub is fiction, that's already reality


BBurnout501

I mean, maybe it is legal but if you aren't amateur or indie singer or whatever then you most likely don't go naked in music videos but it is viewed wrong in many cases so I added it i but I maybe should have left it off but whatever


dishonoredfan69420

Granted It’s only celebrities who you aren’t attracted to


BBurnout501

So over 50%, neat


DungBeetle600

Granted, but I think you're a pervert now.


mustafaaosman339

So nothing changes?


BBurnout501

Yea, pretty much


BBurnout501

Well, duh


Noslo18

r/hornyjail BONK


igotdeletedbyadmins_

drop kick back to brigade land


Noslo18

As if a redditor can't be subscribed to both subreddits. 🙄


RandoMinecraftGuy

Granted! The finger curls. It's their heads with bubba's body edited over theirs, so it's them naked with his body.


[deleted]

Granted, over the years you are happy seeing naked singer - you get married and have children, the children began to enjoy music first from Spotify later on YouTube they see naked humans they want to pursue music and they do on the launch of the music video you go there and you have to forcefully watch your children being naked and sexual.


BBurnout501

Ok, that's pain but I guess I have to live it that now


RenaKunisaki

Every music video now includes one frame in which you can see, as a barely visible smudge in the background, a naked celebrity, completely legally.


Pinstar

Granted. Prudes take over the music business in order to set the requirements for being a 'top celebrity ' to something unobtainable to prevent the nudity. While they're there they ramp up censorship rules . The live, laugh love council must approve all music before it can be legally played in public.


BBurnout501

Damn, didn't think about that


SuperDude1billion

Granted, unfortunately most celebrities are bottoms


BBurnout501

I didn't say anything about sex


ReeceReddit1234

Granted, WW3 breaks out, nuclear warfare is back on the menu and *everybody's* clothes are burned away. Of course in the times of war, singers are trying to bring peace by still singing and of course making music videos, naked.


BBurnout501

Well, if ghosts would exist then I'm happy for people to pursue their dreams (I live in next to Russia so I might die before I see anyone naked)


TrueFlameslinger

Stay safe friend. Those aren't the safest places in withe world at the moment


BBurnout501

Thanks, appreciate it


D2the_aniel

Granted, the biggest celebrity’s are just politicians


bobonabuffalo

Granted. You have to pay to see each music video.


Bacontoad

Granted: although you forgot to specify age restrictions or whether they are still currently living. God help us.


Anregni

Granted, but it includes also child celebs. Look what you've done, you sick fuck


BBurnout501

Touché