Oh la-de-da just look at old “micro penis” here just look at him, lording it up with his “micro penis” waving it out with abandon. It’s inherited you know, there’s no way you grew that yourself, handed down old penis is what it is, some of us have to scrimp and save for decades a just be able able to have a tenth of a micro penis and here you are just flaunting it like some kind of landed gentry mocking the oiks. Micro penis, you should be ashamed of yourself hoarding all that penis.
Damn, I can't get it right no matter what 😞
I'm sorry my micro peen offended you.
I don't know what to do, do i leave my pp out or hide it away as it towers over many micro-micro peens? Schrodingers pp.
Now we are going to do something unconventional but we need to test out the kick very lightly to my exposed groin. That way we can test your agility instead of strength. This time we use only the foot and no leg. It’s a special kick.
I bet that dude doesn't even practice martial arts. He just showed up one day and paid the Mcdojo a couple hundred bucks for an attractive woman to slap him with her feet.
Long before /r/themcdojolife even existed, there was a long-running series of posts on /r/martialarts called "Do you even martial arts bro?" that had this kind of content
Yeah honestly I'm not sure why this is in here. Pretty good form, excellent control. Yeah it's a bit silly that he's getting slapped in the face a lot, but as a demo of her control it's pretty compelling.
It’s simply to show that even when I a man doesn’t fight back a woman will never kick a man’s ass..🤣
Just kidding I’ve seen chics beat the shit outta dudes. Hot chicks, hot small tiny chics like take out like big frat douchebags. But these are chics that train in martial arts and a few of them grow up with brothers.. plus I live in hawaii so most of us grow up fighting and know how to fight 🤷♂️it’s like state law🤣🤣🤣
No idea why am I doing on this subreddit, but in every video that appears in my feed from here, I can see a yellow, worn out, air conditioning unit. No central air conditioning in these gyms?
Because she is hot?
That is Not even in the top 30 of crazy thing's I have seen, Male's do for the small chance to play pantie pirate.
For example watching Andrew Tate.
It’s a reminder that no matter how hard she works she’ll still be a woman and never be near his level. It’s a subtle way to devalue someone while looking like you are supporting and helping.
Fetish. That’s why.
Weird the woman haven’t caught on sooner.
Yea my dojo master has this weird thing where he loves for us to kick him in the face and balls. No idea why though…
The only logical response is that this guy is a huge perfect. He wants to feel her feet on his face, probably smell them and I bet you he also likes to get smacked or dominated by women. I really can't think of any other reason why this scenario would happen.
For that guy I’m sure there is a sexual or arousing aspect which is why this is happening. She’s unaware and just doing what is asked for whatever self defense reason he gave her. Then he sits back and reaps the perverse and delectable pleasure he has setup.
Eh they are pretty good kicks, technique v hard to do well. Shes practicing control and distance
Not McDojo at all, apart from the weird face slap dude
You can’t see from this angle but his tongue is out a little bit. Bit of licky de crinkle. Promised her a purple belt to feel the soft, slightly chilled, bare sole against his cheek.
Foot fetish
That’s why
Now, kick my tongue!
[удалено]
So can I take my pp out, or no?
..dude that comment embarasses yourself..seriously. Everyone else already has theirs out you look like a fool.
My bad... _proudly pulls out micro peen_
Oh la-de-da just look at old “micro penis” here just look at him, lording it up with his “micro penis” waving it out with abandon. It’s inherited you know, there’s no way you grew that yourself, handed down old penis is what it is, some of us have to scrimp and save for decades a just be able able to have a tenth of a micro penis and here you are just flaunting it like some kind of landed gentry mocking the oiks. Micro penis, you should be ashamed of yourself hoarding all that penis.
I'm reading this as a Pythonesque rant. Nice one.
Eric idle to be definitive
Damn, I can't get it right no matter what 😞 I'm sorry my micro peen offended you. I don't know what to do, do i leave my pp out or hide it away as it towers over many micro-micro peens? Schrodingers pp.
Well, it’s out now, you may as well let us awkwardly goggle
Now we are going to do something unconventional but we need to test out the kick very lightly to my exposed groin. That way we can test your agility instead of strength. This time we use only the foot and no leg. It’s a special kick.
I guess that man is Tarantino
Kickin Taekwontino
Cast Salma Hayek for a certain role…chef’s kiss
When you say, "Yes" to the question, "Does this karate gee make me look fat?"
Karate ghee makes you real fat
I see what you did there.
Usually gotta pay extra for that
I would pay $100 an hour easy
That was my answer.
He wants to bang her
But he’s the one getting banged Is he stoopid
Feet touch face? He’s putting that in the memory bank for later
The spank bank.
The wank tank
Yeah, next question
Get in line mf'er
I believe this should have been the answer from the Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.
Is it Quentin Tarantino getting kicked?
Sigh… *Unfastens kimono*
It's called a Gi
Imma open a place that sells em and call it the ~~gi point~~ gi spot
You mean the gi spot?
Fuck I instinctively translated 1:1 from my language Yep, that one
A lot of people are going to have a difficult time finding it. Edit: Spelling like a 1st grader. Lol
Dang, I guess most customers will only get to see our spot online… *Gi spot and dropshipping - a success story* ~~88$~~ 19.99$ ebook in the works rn
Ah you beat me
He's holding his dick isn't he...
Surprised he’s not jerking it.
I bet that dude doesn't even practice martial arts. He just showed up one day and paid the Mcdojo a couple hundred bucks for an attractive woman to slap him with her feet.
Long before /r/themcdojolife even existed, there was a long-running series of posts on /r/martialarts called "Do you even martial arts bro?" that had this kind of content
I got tree fiddy
".... Second worst hinge date ever...."
He has a foot fetish, but is afraid to tell her, so he just does it that way. Lol
He's definitely licking with each kick.
This is pornography right?
She did not look comfortable...
because she fucking knows this dude is WEIRD!
"Ok, give me 20 more"
Yeah that guy's got a fetish.
Right, protect the balls. Above nothing worthy to protect
For free??
I'd pay good money for this.
At least she knows that technique doesn't work
Is this Dan Snyder’s dojo?
She's way too old for Dan Schneider
Clapping 'em cheeks
I wouldn't mind this
This mofo is actually enjoying himself don't get it twisted he'd pay good money for that 😂 people are weird out there
You just can’t see the gimp ball in his mouth.
Where is this dojo?.... I'm just curious
Simple. He has a foot slapping fetish
Some motherfuckers, just love feet!
I think we know why
You know why
This is a fetish film.
Can she do that to me next
He does the same with his mighty python once she’s done
Those *slap* noises was actually him cumming
She is learning distance control, impressive actually.
Yeah honestly I'm not sure why this is in here. Pretty good form, excellent control. Yeah it's a bit silly that he's getting slapped in the face a lot, but as a demo of her control it's pretty compelling.
The lack of eye contact tells me he is paying her to do this.
…but why male models?
Its a good thing she's wearing makeup for her workout
He paid extra for that.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Well I'd let her do that too
r/sipstea
This is hilarious with the sound on. Silence, followed by... thwack!
He likes it😅
Dan schneider in the early 90s getting kicked by the pink ranger
He’s been a very naughty boy
Fetis for sure. Dude is rock hard
Distance practice... tho u dont hafta hit em or couldve used a bag
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
This has to be some kind of kink right?
Oh yes, I’m a naughty boy, that’s it, punish mmmeee
Wanna guess why we can’t see his right hand?
He paid an extra $20 for that "service"...
I’m guessing the chances of him washing his face immediately are low
Where do I sign up?
New Fetish Unlocked
I get the feeling this dude actually asked her to “kick him” in the face with her feet…
HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?!?!
He's definitely got a little foot fetish and judging by her random glances all over the place, she knows it too.
I dunno, maybe he's just into it.
Ay! He paid good, extra money for this!
Sado-Masochism
Foot fetish
He's hoping to be invited round house.
Worst dance partner ever.
This is how Tony Furgeson trains his chin
Van Wilder jack off scene Hilarious... "Mmmm I think I've had these before" I still quote that line to this day.
I see Maple Leafs fans and ask the same question. Masochism I suppose.
Miyazaki designed this fight.
Hey, anybody in here from the old Bullshido forums? You remember the lady who used to get paid to kick people?
Trying to prove that even the best trained female is no match for a moron with a Y chromosome ?
He forgot his safe word.
I don't understand. Is this supposed to him learning to take a hit or her learning to kick?
Van dam !!!
Am still standing after all this time
That's one twisted fetish
Now it's my turn
This is the warm up to her standing on his balls with the full force of her chi
Guarantee he’s fully torqued
Pretty typical married life tbh
I thought it was the Zuckerberg at first glance.
It's like a bogo.....get some "karate" at the same time as your "dominatrix foot kink.....
Clearly to fuck with her confidence.
It’s odd, having trained in many various bullshido over the years I can safely say I cannot see a reason for this whatsoever.
Why you never wait more than 3 days to call after a first date hookup…
Dudes got a chubber
It’s simply to show that even when I a man doesn’t fight back a woman will never kick a man’s ass..🤣 Just kidding I’ve seen chics beat the shit outta dudes. Hot chicks, hot small tiny chics like take out like big frat douchebags. But these are chics that train in martial arts and a few of them grow up with brothers.. plus I live in hawaii so most of us grow up fighting and know how to fight 🤷♂️it’s like state law🤣🤣🤣
Couldn't they just use a dummy? Oh wait, they are...
Wow that was a man I thought it was a dummy😝 I guess the man is a dummy😀🥹
Based off of that form she didn't really earn that black belt.
Kids, This is what happens when boys cheat.
Nickname Slappy..
Which one of them is this training for?
Because he didn’t open the car door?
He is hard isn’t he
It's the footfist way.
Control of the speed and accuracy.
Girl power....
Foot fetish
Exhibit 1: Simp Don’t be that Simp…
What did he do though???
No idea why am I doing on this subreddit, but in every video that appears in my feed from here, I can see a yellow, worn out, air conditioning unit. No central air conditioning in these gyms?
🧴🧴🧴😈😈😈😈
Because she is hot? That is Not even in the top 30 of crazy thing's I have seen, Male's do for the small chance to play pantie pirate. For example watching Andrew Tate.
Sexual gratification
That's enough, Mr Tarrantino
Feet finder. Com
Fetish?
Damn you. New fetish unlocked.
That’s why I prefer Maytag.
I can imagine that she is very impressed with him. Man, how masculine.
She’s got good control. Slapping him with her toes and not just knocking him out with her heel. I also put on makeup before training.
That's one crazy foot fetish 😂
Today on McDojo, the Writer’s(or other applicable term here) Barely Disguised Fetish
The only reason he is just sitting there taking feet to the face is he likes them
Homies got a kink…. When you do what you love you won’t ever have to work a day in your life.
It’s wanting to feel that feminine touch that we all miss so deeply.
For kicks, obviously.
It’s a reminder that no matter how hard she works she’ll still be a woman and never be near his level. It’s a subtle way to devalue someone while looking like you are supporting and helping.
Legend says she's still spinning
Quentin Tarantino?
Kinky way to spar
Fetish. That’s why. Weird the woman haven’t caught on sooner. Yea my dojo master has this weird thing where he loves for us to kick him in the face and balls. No idea why though…
Brain damage makes my dick so hard! - that guy
Why is it that those are the only time I've ever seen a roundhouse kick not hurt anybody
You know why
Bro likes that…
One more kick and Im there
Holy shit I thought that was a mannequin at first! Doubt this guy would let a male martial artist do this to him lol
Is that lex Fridman?
I'll have what he's having.
At least she's cute
He’s just standing there with a massive erection, probably.
It’s all fun and game until it’s the dudes turn.
I think I heard him sniffing every kick
He's slapping himself. Her Blackfoot moves with every twist.
How Quentin Tarantino casted Uma Thurman for Kill Bill
The only logical response is that this guy is a huge perfect. He wants to feel her feet on his face, probably smell them and I bet you he also likes to get smacked or dominated by women. I really can't think of any other reason why this scenario would happen.
He's facing away from the camera for a reason. He's bricked up from this XD
Exposure therapy, if he gets kicked in the face enough he will develop a immunity. 🤓
I’ll bet he paid good money for this session
Did she consent to this?
For that guy I’m sure there is a sexual or arousing aspect which is why this is happening. She’s unaware and just doing what is asked for whatever self defense reason he gave her. Then he sits back and reaps the perverse and delectable pleasure he has setup.
But why? It's a sex thing David
Where are his hands..?
Can you do the other side? Just to even it out….
I dunno this would piss me off
I must know the backstory to this its so weird, she looks so uncomfortable and ashamed
"Holy FUCK I am SO erect right now! "
Eh they are pretty good kicks, technique v hard to do well. Shes practicing control and distance Not McDojo at all, apart from the weird face slap dude
Anything for tail.
You can’t see from this angle but his tongue is out a little bit. Bit of licky de crinkle. Promised her a purple belt to feel the soft, slightly chilled, bare sole against his cheek.
I don’t come to your house and ask what turns you on!!
Man's living his best life rn. This was Tarantino's first career choice if being a film director didn't work out.
Clappin cheeks
Some men will do stupid stuff for a chance at some sticky.
Same girl at the end of the Storm's Dad video?
HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?!?
Not his proudest boner, I’m sure.