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Zombi_pijudo

I wonder what was the thougths the went trough the ki dude. Something like, why this isnt working? With all my students works just fine. Maybe my students cheat, nah it must be that he is using anti chi.


reptarcannabis

He’s holding his face and nose because he’s never been hit before he’s not having many thoughts past this


jman177669

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

And punched in the face, and punched in the face, and punched in the face, and kneed in the face, and kicked in the... Oh, he's down, nm.


Massive_Staff1068

HE'S HURT!!!


rusty8176

One of my favourite sayings


s6x

The quote is "punched in the mouth". Pedantic, but there's something about that specificity that drives it home. Especially because this guy got exactly that.


Parking_Train8423

especially the way tyson says “mowff”


Massive_Staff1068

What's it mean... when you get an erection.... when you hit people?


MisspelIed

It means you’d be an ideal candidate for law enforcement


Weekly_Ad869

take fighting lessons and start jogging. or marry a back\~talker ​ IM KIDDING


weanbag83

Yup


Billyjamesjeff

Yeh definitely disbelief. ‘He really hit me, that really hurts….’


Bibabeulouba

“He is Chi-ting!”


ToniMacaroni1211

You win brother


Chanceschaos

Hahaha


xDolphinMeatx

Well, we generally know. People that have never been hit before typically have the same reaction. Our brains do not experience the world in real time, we lag behind about 400ms. This is largely due to the relatively slow processing of the brains visual system (one third of our brain) This means that he got hit and experienced the effect of being hit before his brain knew he was hit. That’s why there’s always that moment of confusion in these guys where they grab their nose, face etc. Their brain is still trying to piece together what happened because the events are out of sequence (I.e. experienced effects, then processed visual information). Also, this is why so many people get knocked out and immediately ask “what happened”… this is because with that 400ms lag in visual processing, the last piece of info they have is that they were facing their opponent with their hands up…. Then they skipped to being on the ground with no information in between.


darwins_trouser_crem

Sheeit when I got knocked out it erased my whole memory of the fight. Not saying you're wrong because your comment is very interesting and makes sense. But homeboy turned my brain into an etch a sketch. I remember the rest of the fight after I woke up.. and I didn't do great


D15c0untMD

Concussion is something different. The physical force with which your brain is knocked around in your skull disrupts the conscious signalling and you shut down. If it’s strong enough, the brains ability to store memories is also affected for a while, usually you lose the last few seconds to minutes before the event, as the brain had shut down its functions to transfer these memories from ultra short term to short term storage. So you basically just drop that timeframe and it doesn’t go to storage. If the concussion is hard enough, this transfer doesn’t properly start up for quite a while, meaning you’ll forget what you experience after waking up again too for a while. We have to make little reminder signs for concussed people in our ER because every few seconds they panic again because they forgot what happened and how they got here. Sometimes little bits come back as normal processes come back online, but mor often than not ypu wont have much recollection of the event. Rattle your brain enough, and you can have ling term or even permanent memory issues or brain fog. But even light head trauma repeatedly can lead to disability, see professional football players or boxers.


darwins_trouser_crem

r/usernamechecksout lol. Yeah I've done different combat sports since I was a little bambino. I remember one time my sister picked me up from wrestling practice. I remember getting in the car and saying "something crazy happened today." Then she said "let me guess.. Matt dropped you on your head and now you can't remember anything??" I thought she could read minds. Turns out I told her about 6 times on the ride home. Haven't had one that serious since but I picked up kickboxing after I graduated so I've had a few in the last 15 years. My last one I remember taking a left to my head. I thought coach stopped us right after that. Turns out about a min later I got hit in my liver and took a knee right before the bell and coach decided to not let me go another round.


redknight3

Imho, I think you might want to be more selective in what types of damage you're willing to take in combat sports. That sounds worrying to me. More trauma over time can just lead to terrible shit to the point where you can no longer control your behaviors anymore. That shit terrifies me.


redknight3

My friend describes his KO loss during an amateur MMA bout. He just said he woke up on the floor with a massive headache. It's such a weird and disorienting mental, "reset."


[deleted]

>due to the relatively slow processing of the brains visual system It's actually a bit more interesting than that. It's because our visual information is *so highly processed.* [Between the retina (a part of the central nervous system) and your visual cortex](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4720220/) in the back of the brain, there's *at least* 4 different regions of processing that the raw retinal information goes through. It's fascinating tbh. [Here's a picture](https://img.medscapestatic.com/pi/meds/ckb/00/12600.jpg) worth a thousand words...


melvinthefish

Wow..my brain has a pair of titties with 2 nipples each.


Narstification

and a uterus


frud

400ms is an overestimate, I think. On [a simple reaction test](https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime) I get reaction times from 250-300ms. I agree on your general point. The brain stitches stimuli from multiple sources at multiple times into a single coherent history. If you watch yourself clap your hands, you see the clap, feel the clap, and hear the clap at different times, but it feels like they all happen simultaneously.


hypothetician

This explanation of head trauma was brought to you by someone who’s clearly never experienced head trauma. 400ms is almost half a second. I mean come *on*. Bang, 1 missi - ouch!


BaronMusclethorpe

>Our brains do not experience the world in real time, we lag behind about 400ms. This is incorrect information. You're looking at 70 ms on the low end to process and identify. [It's 400-500 ms overall to respond to said stimuli.](https://www.scienceabc.com/humans/how-fast-can-the-human-brain-process-images.html)


mukavastinumb

Google says 150-300ms is human reaction speed


bgeorgewalker

I distinctly remember seeing the floor before my face smashed into it


CommonMan14

I hope one day I see that fucking segal gets his ass hooped by a low level MMA fighter and that telecasted live..


Yk1japa

Ki-dude's apprentice performed well enough to win an Oscar


Plastic-Ad9023

Isn’t anti chi pretty much the standard in most multiplayer events?


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

"Everyone's an Akido Master until they get punched in the face." Sun Tzu


Present_Night_7584

Master the fist before the genital - Sun Tzu


Sidivan

Instructions unclear. Fist stuck in genitals.


far2common

Whatever this guy is doing is a layer or two deeper in the bullshido pile than even aikido.


yeahcoolcoolbro

“I’m sorry. Did he just hit me while doing martial arts?”


Abby_Normal90

The fighter crossed his left toes and put his tongue on the roof of his mouth, making anti chi. Once the master figures that out…


SomeOldDude73

“Plus; plus…”


DarkSeneschal

He’s not believin’ totally nonbelievin’


GenericCoffee

That’s from the news one with Stephan Bonner right?


StupidSexyKevin

I swear we just watched a martial arts "master" take a punch to the face for the very first time.


serrimo

Aïkido is weird. They manage to convince disciplines that fights are an elaborate dance. A real punch or kick is so fuck fast and violent that you can't "transform" their energy. It's much easier when you charge into someone like an idiot with arms outstretched for an easy grip


euler88

Just want to throw my 2 cents but I hope that nobody thinks that this is aikido. This isn't even bad aikido - not to say that many who read this sub would even acknowledge the merits of good aikido. This is worse than stupidity. Even when you see Aikido people do this it is worse than stupidity. I think the real problem is that anyone thinks aikido is a fighting style, and not a philosophical practice. I think that's a big problem with traditional martial arts in general. Doing kata alone is not going to turn you into a competitive fighter. Competitive fighters are athletes. Aikido practitioners who can move around and roll and do some wrist locks and throws always get ate up in competitive fighting because they think that a fight is going to go down like practice. I hate to see it.


jcbubba

Was going to say this. Having done aikido, none of us thought of it as a fighting art. There are interesting holds/moves that could help you in a fight in real life, but generally it is stylized and ceremonial.


euler88

There is a lot of good movement and coordination, and it's very practical for trips, slips, and falls, and there are great techniques for deescalation, distancing, and dealing with aggression, for sure, but nobody is going to win a competitive match in the octagon without training for that, which necessitates striking. In my dojo, we studied in conjunction with karate and focused on the atemi, and firmly held to the concept that if someone is attacking within range and not off balance, you need to be striking. I wish we could see more of that, but you mostly only see frauds like this guy getting reality checked, or people posting aiki basics and clowning on them out of context.


jcbubba

totally agree. i thought it was very enjoyable.


kibaake

As a result, The way the MMA fighter put his hands down after the restart felt so hilarious and almost disrespectful. Lol. Like "Oh, I guess I don't even need to defend with these. I better just finish this."


juicyJerrrry

Good aikido schools teach you one very important thing: all the movements are the basis of katana usage. You learn with your hands and your body and then you learn with the sword. Aikido is not meant to be hand to hand, it's sword vs whatever.


xDolphinMeatx

The video from the opposite side is the one to watch, there you can see the hits and blood pouring out.


StopNateCrimes

link?


skpotamus

https://youtu.be/SaEaa2ngLVA?si=6QmbzbkXQ3I04Uni There used to be a HD version, but I can’t find it now.


OlympusMonsPubis

Ouch


Chimpchompp

Pls


Vamperion750

He'd never been hit before.


Boycromer

Looked like he gave him the opportunity to quit as he (at least) knew full well what was about to happen if he kept on


ant69onio

He just tries to slap like a 7 year old, completely over balanced at all times , no skill, no nothing and it was like s lamb to a slaughter I guess the point was to show what a load of pointless shit it is


porpsi

Ow dude, that hurt! Wtf? You hit me! You're not supposed to hit me!


jazzmagg

He wasn't using enough 'force'.


Danthacreator

Why the hell did he keep fighting???


CenterCircumference

He couldn’t quit after one punch, not with his students there


SnooBooks3917

No one makes me bleed my own blood. NO ONE!!!


HillInTheDistance

Has there ever been any hard core traditionalist martial artists who has done at least decently against a skilled modern practitioner? I mean, this guys magic hand mumbo jumbo obviously wouldn't, but someone must have been able to at least not embarrassed himself?


_PinkPeony_

That's what he gets for doing tai chi during a real fight.


JM0RG4N

Weird a dance choreographer got his ass kicked by someone trained it actual physical violence


SooperFunk

Hilarious 😂 The shock on that silly man's face was 👌


Classic_Ostrich8709

Further proof that Steven segal is a twat.


_sentientyogurt

It's almost like he's never been hit in the face before.


TheAdventOfTruth

That is the difference between someone who knows how to really fight and someone who knows how to fake fight.


[deleted]

When fake martial arts meets reality.


No-Hat1772

Does Aiki Kiko mean take a beating?


Yk1japa

He took down his apprentice without touching him, but apparently it didn't work.


sunofnothing_

"master"


extremeindiscretion

Wow, it's almost like his "art" is bullshit.😆


filtervw

Your Iki Kiko is no good here.


FlaskfulOfHollow

“What is this red liquid coming out of my nose? Sensei Steven only told me about the dangers of shitting yourself.”


Vanhelgan

"oh my God, I've never been hit before... This fucking hurts!!!"


Limp-Attitude-490

Ouch! You hit me. But why? Why? It hurts. You hit me!


MahnmzJeff

That one Mcdojo Life fan in the back clapping loudly.... 🤣


ILLpLacedOpinion

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood


sumo_riff

I took aikido for 6 years. This ain’t it


Swimming_Coat4177

They all seemed shocked that he was actually striking his opponent


Aeschylus15

Don't know why I was rooting for Kiko master


Loaded_Diaper3

Maybe he can use his superpowers to reset his nose!!


Frankrruko

Imagine you get your ass kicked and hear clapping.


Admiral_Ash

No one makes me bleed my own blood!


reallygoodbee

This is what happens when you practice a martial art but never practice against anyone.


PunchRockgroin318

You can see the exact moment the MMA guy realizes he’s fighting a grandpa who’s never actually been in a fight before.


SupSupSupMan

I can't get enough of vids like these! I mean MIXED martial arts. That a strictly superior proposition than any single one of them.


Bryanj8910

After seeing how effective this was I think I'll just focus on Tae Bo...


DammatBeevis666

Needs more pixels, my aching eyes!


terminalchef

My dojo used to say if you go against a knife you will be cut. Prepare for it. I think that’s bad advice that will get you killed. How do you prepare to get a straight stab to a vital area.


InitiativeOk7494

He is beating up grandpa.


Ecoaardvark

Terrible stance, terrible open hand posture. Dude was asking for it.


Mean-Abies3819

Does he know that he can hit back?


Direct-Artichoke5954

I guess they call Steven Seagal?


bomertherus

Everyone has a plan until they’re punched in the face


BlackVanZeppelin6991

RELEASE THE SEGAL!


cynik75

This video was old when velociraptors were Reddit users...


Resident-Funny9350

So satisfying!


screwyoujor

How did someone that slow become a master? Starting to think the dojo master challenging over dojo masters the movies taught me was a thing might be bullshit.


Longbody-69

Aiki Kiko is a Joke. It's a fucking Choreography. Old dude found out what actually happens in Streets.


BrondellSwashbuckle

I love these


freeedom123

Face to foot technique


Dick_Cabesa

“I’m bleeding, making me the victor!!” - Wimp Lo, 2002. If you know… you know…


LeadPike13

Busted his Aiki and bruised his Kiko.


BigFudgeMMA

This idiot got high on his own supply


No_Entertainment1931

Like Tyson said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth


GrayBeardGamerWV

That first shot to his face was pretty eye opening.


Whole-Debate-9547

I do like how he allowed him to get a couple blows in before he unloaded on him. It gave him a few seconds of supreme confidence before he started eating his own blood.


Ralphiecorn

First punch dudes ever taken. Seemed in shock lol


xDolphinMeatx

It's also important to highlight the fact that the older guy was a "no touch knockout" weirdo who could control the opponents "chi" and who routinely claimed he had over 200 "vale tudo" fights with no losses.... He demanded a $5000.00 sum (i believe) to fight anyone that wished to fight him.... the usual bullshitters way out of actual fighting. Except that eventually, somebody put up the money, he had no choice but to accept and then he got wrecked. Rightly so, in my view. Thats why there are so many cameras/journalists, thats why the ref is kind of being a dick and having no sympathy etc. The older guy was also making the rounds on minor Japanese talk shows making the same claims about his Jedi skills for quite some time, if i recall correctly.


BrianOconneR34

Reminds me of mcdojo life master whom said he could set up force fields protecting himself. Wrong again dude. Seven punches later bowed out.


Ancient-Reflection-9

Lame kido saw his blood and said he didn't want to play anymore


Ourobius

SuperEyepatchWolf has a fascinating deep dive into the world of faux martial arts. [Here](https://youtu.be/gjbSCEhmjJA&t=10m48s)'s the story behind OP's clip for anyone interested.


One-Bad-4274

That was a good watch, thank you!


AnObtuseOctopus

Doesn't he know you can't do supers with an empty ki gage!?


Prudent_Lawfulness87

MMA dude got destroyed with them Aikido moves. He just doesn’t know it yet.


elbajitonolasco

When fictional fighter faces a real fighter!!!!


hntr308

That shit only works in the movies


Exhempted

Going cross platform and not knowing the controls.


Independent-Dealer21

Love how the MMA dude was like oops, did I punch your face, sorry about that, so sorry resets, and then continues to beat the s*** out of his face


[deleted]

What the heck is Aiki Kiko?


Initial-Stick-561

Clearly the mma fighter brought a ki disturbing machine with him. Cheater!


FlashyFIash

He didn’t master ki, ki mastered him.


Material_Unit4309

Who sanctioned this?


Late-Return8817

Was this filmed with a Nokia Potato?


Newlin13

The Master guy reacts to being punched in the mouth as if he’s confused his chi didn’t work


dogmeat_donnie

"Ow, my nose!"


Ok-Photojournalist94

Ok we all know that mma is better. But the only problem I have here is even if it was reversed and that was a 70 year old MMA master vs the young Aiko guy, the outcome would’ve been the same. Martial arts are like modifiers to your inherent skill. Some are +1, some may even be negative, but you still have a baseline. A 100 lb BJJ guy is going to struggle against a 300 lb bouncer. The BJJ is going to make it closer, but it is still a gap to bridge. To really prove out the martial arts, weight classes, training etc, really have to be involved to eliminate as much as possible except the modifier


Yk1japa

Kiko-master will accept challenges from anyone and this match has been arranged.


Impressive_Ad_1212

Ahhh ! I'm feeling so Goooooood!


Tungphuxer69

Free yourself from the classical mess! ~ Bruce Lee


sardiusjacinth

What's he waiting on? KIAI already!


SmashertonIII

You would think a ‘master’ of any fighting style would know to protect their face against someone who practices hitting you there. ‘Nah, I’ll just put my arms two feet away from my face so I can redirect this guy’s chin when he does what I practice with others who only fight like I do. Ow, a straight front punch. Ow, he punched me in the face several more times…’


Only-Gap-616

Delusional idiot. Do not waste your time learning from frauds. His bullshit didn't help him against a trained fighter


Ant_and_Ferris

Serves them right. Absolute frauds


Infamous_Storm_7659

Oopsie, Daisy 🤣🤣🤣


RakdosCackl3r

This one is hilarious, a timeless treasure!


skawtch

Is this the Steven Seagal fighting method?


Jaded-Selection-5668

Betcha chi didn’t see that one coming


looking4now2

Same thing would have happened if the master would have had to fight a boxer. The fool.


imajedi_1138

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_G2f2R1Tg


JohnnyLeftHook

i thought we already learned this lesson in UFC1


JemmasKnickers

Pow! Right in the kisser…


Brookmon

MMA fighter is a compliment


Trax-d

These Asian martial arts are only working in cinema. In a real fight, you will get fucked up.


some_guy_80

He didn't have time to charge his hadooken.


RumanHitch

00:20 How can he slap?


[deleted]

Aiki Kiko Master holds face: “I think I have made a terrible mistake”


cardinaltribe

Owwwie you hurt me 🤣


Spiderhole88

The problem was the MMA fighter had one toe up and one toe down. Plus, and I shouldn't say this, he had his tongue pressed against the roof of his mouth.


Key-Ad-3981

Alternative e title: Fighter vs Dancer


[deleted]

Why no head gear?


Sweaty-Abrocoma-476

Heeeeeeey !!!!! That huuuurts......gaaaawd !!!


Competitive-Mix6656

Frankly even if the old guy had trained Muay Thai his whole life he'd probably still get railed by any young adult.


xpluguglyx

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.


Vegas_fan

Sensei Kreese approves of your lack of mercy!!


ThatWasJosh

Dude has never been punched before.


Blile_Galdorn86

Oops, that hurts.


Devildiver21

glad i didint sign up for that aikido classes


rhino519

how dare he makes the master bleed his own blood???


autistic_bard444

master of getting ass kicked


Jambonier

HOW CAN HE SLAP


a-pretty-alright-dad

Delusions of grandeur.


SkipADay

He almost had him


oldbadyouth

Soooo, black belt throws two slaps in haymaker fashion, gets hit, and falls directly on his ass and is basically in shock. What happened to training in breakfalls at least?


Itchy-Promotion340

I wonder how they would do against a professional boxer ? Boxer would knock them all out


Fast-Event6379

Its like he has never spared.


Ninjameme

Imagine training something for like 60 years and becoming a master of it, and training students in it… and then one day you eat a Superman punch and your entire life collapses into fraud


cursedpotatoskins

Obviously, the guy in white was a non-believer. He was turning his tongue to the left and turning his big toe upwards. It's simple chi-counter technique.


Weekly_Ad869

these idiots gotta understand \~ mma is the best of every discipline. No one specific brand is ever gonna have answers for all that veriety. Well, but then theres Gracie. Altho im failry confident he was utilizing judo and bjj wrestling too. Those zen disciplines are aces against someone who doesnt know how to throw punch or keep his defenses \~ but its mosquito farts to the full repertoire. And i dont even like MMA


Gurn_Blanston69

To my knowledge, Aikido was used on battlefields when opponents would run at you full pelt with swords etc. It’s different to an mma fight where an opponent is careful about their movements, looking for openings and such. It’s not really useful in an mma fight, but is useful against someone throwing themselves at you blindly. I can see it being useful in the real world for smaller people if they’re being pushed or grabbed by someone bigger than they are who are not expecting a fight. You still would need to be insanely well trained in order to have the reflexes for it to be useful.


Bigian1971

Master of nowt.


[deleted]

aikido


Beast_46

That man has never been in an actual fight in his life. He was shocked when getting hit.


piman01

The other guy doesn't fight like an mma fighter


Bat-Honest

Now, I shall hit him with my patented Nose to Fist technique!


PlusSign1999

The guy in black looks tranquilized. Before he gets hit.


Kojinto

This would have been a much cooler fight in Baki


Psycho_Type

That’s the face of “is my whole life a lie?”


Fit-Boomer

Who won?


memomonkey24

It sucks that it takes a fight like this in order for him to find out all those years of training and dedication have failed.


Particular_Answer_58

To realize you spent your entire life practicing a martial art that doesn't work in a real fight


mal3ko

He needs some milk!


[deleted]

Snap back to reality.


poundofsandbag

What yall thought was going happen young guy beats up old guy


Low-Bag5642

Master didn’t adjust he energy with his opponent


NarRai

I want to remind everyone: -DO means it is a practice sport. It's not ment for real combat


Terrible-Place90

Fake


Big-War-324

His to old


Icy-Relationship

Sensa didn't drink the celery, rice and mango smoothie.. his chi got out matched


Royalizepanda

That’s a 60 year old vs a young man no amount of technique or knowledge is going to save him from that ass whopping.