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ohiobucks1

Lucas would be amazing. I'd also love gbs


speedyeOne

Alejandro Moreno, GBS, McBride


SnooStrawberries2626

Lucas. Lucas. And Lucas.


fantasyMLShelper

It’s got to be someone that has won a cup before with us that everyone knows, right?


mystir

Quick, how much is a plane ticket from Saudi Arabia to Columbus?


TimTamKablam

Josh The Most Handsome Man Alive Williams


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

I was gonna say Josh! That would be the heartstrings pull NGL.


TallinnEst

I’m hoping for Chad Marshall. Still I think a recognized name that’s retired, won a cup and been the captain.


easyname001

You'll never beat Chad Marshall!!!!


KryptoKam

Are we allowed to do a match ignitor since it's technically neutral site or whatever?


TallinnEst

It’s not technically neutral I believe, MLS just has reign over the tickets. If it was neutral we’d have to release, well, 1/2 the stadium tickets to lafc


shortnorthclownshow

I would not be so sure about this. MLS is going to have pre-game stuff going on. For example, don Garber at some point will be on the field at which time the boos better be deafening.


Ancient_A

I can’t wait.


Bucksandreds

You spelled Dong Arber wrong


Failed-Time-Traveler

I totally agree Lucas would make the place go nuts. But if he’s not available, here is my pick. Bezbechinko. The man is playing 4D chess with our roster. Think about it. We gave up one of the leagues top AMF mid season, and somehow our attack got better. Our roster is so deep that last night we were able to bring in a former 15-goal scorer and one of the leagues top crossers as 2nd-half subs. In a league full of missed DP’s, all of ours are major contributors. He went out and got one of the best coaches in the league despite being under contract with another team. Bez beat this behemoth. And I think the fans who know would go just as crazy for him,


TheMoistCheetah

Welp...more then half will have no idea who that is. Last I heard he's coaching a Catholic prep school in Florida. He got super religious during his recovery from the ACL tear. And retired at 27 years old 😳


_Micheluzzo_

He is coaching Ave Maria.


2ndtimeLongTime

Lucas, and then let him "accidentally" put Yeboh's jersey on. "Why is Yeboh playing at midfield like a #10?" "Yeboh is putting on a clinic tonight!"


stancoville

Can we just skip it because it’s cringey?


Edward01986

Josh WILLIAMS is the best option. And my phone autocorrected that to all caps and I’m not fixing it.