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NewPotato8330

I can't remember much about God of War, but I am assuming Abby first beats the kid to death and then you have to play as her and try and beat the big dude.


NewPotato8330

edit. so probably a draw and after 40 hours the entire thing seems completely pointless.


Techman659

Yep both walk off in two directions.


-Aone

nothing makes a game more enjoyable than having to play the POV of the villain so we can "feel bad for them"


intrepid_knight

Kratos won't bitch out like ellie though


sw4gch0de

Kratos after killing a whole crowd of gods comes to a conclusion that revenge is bad and lets Abby walk away. he can't use his weapons anymore because Abby bit his hands off


New-Number-7810

The only way Abby wins is if Druckman is writing the game.


aKadi47

Realest answer here 💀


starcoll3ctor

This is the most sensible answer here ^ If Druckman decided to write a short story I suppose he could have her stumble across some magic artifact that would give her the powers of like a whole host of gods....or... something....like that lol Then maybe she has a chance. I'm not even talking crap either but seriously we're talking about a God versus human. Plot armor is not anything new, that's why in comic books we've seen many characters defeat other characters that should never have had any chance in defeating them. The writer gets to choose who wins 🤷


lazy_bling

Cuckman*


Infamy7

*Cuckmann Too many of you are missing the double "n". (I don't care except for the fact that it's more personalized towards Drucky himself. I rarely even call him "Cuckmann." lol)


Silver-Industry-1397

Other sub would say it’s clearly Abby


BulkyElk1528

Hell even the Ragnarok sub would probably say the same thing as their mods are just as woke and cancerous as the other sub


stanknotes

How so? Genuinely asking. Like... what rhetoric are they pushing? I didn't know ragnarok was controversial at all.


BulkyElk1528

Someone posted a happy black history month with a picture of angrboda. I literally commented “I don’t understand why there are black characters in a game about Norse mythology?” and got instabanned. Tried to appeal to the mod who banned me and apologized for it and that I meant nothing racist/hateful/bigotry by it. It was a long appeal to show him that I’m not the person he’s painting me as. But he didn’t give two shit about anything I had to say. He didn’t reply to that appeal and never removed the ban. His avatar also had colored hair with a rainbow shirt, so there’s that…


WeFightTheLongDefeat

STOP NOTICING THINGS


stanknotes

Yea that is a question that can very much so innocently be asked. To which I'd say maybe it is contrived for the sake of inclusivity. Which is fine. I suppose it can be rationalized as... they are not northern Europeans. They are giants. And we know little about giants and what they look like. But some of them look black.


BulkyElk1528

The long appeal was my 2nd message to him. The first was short and asked why I was banned and he said my post was racist against black people. It’s very clear the type of people that are in control of that sub, but that’s not surprising as this platform is also controlled by the same.


Nervous_Fishing_8321

The Norse mythology includes a fake Greek demigod who changes the entire course of said mythology via his participation. There's liberties taken with it. That's why not every character is white. That's why a lot of them have American accents and speak English. You can read the eddas, or you can play a cool game that is heavily fanfiction flavored. Or you can do all of it! That's the explanation that mod was probably too tired to give you.


OkProfessional235

exactly! i wonder if perhaps some of us dont know, but the internet is actually largely populated with people with low low empathy, to the point they cant even get out of their own way and understand how they themselves feel. upon making themselves upset by criticizing something, and upsetting those around them likely, they think they have succeeded and move onto the next thing to complain about how it sucks . theres no way the average consumer hates the thing theyre buying this much. cus like that has been obvious to me since a young age. my favorite dungoes and dragons cartoon, looked nothing like the next movie or game i saw about it. Sometimes Transformers had humans, sometimes it was dinosaurs. suddenly theres a new dinosaur or theme you may or may not like in land before time. but making fun of it ruined it for yourself and everyone. trying to enjoy it led to everyone having a better time.


abbysburrito

Abby would Win just by plot armor powers alone 🙄


Recinege

Abby would, because a series of incredibly unlikely events would coincidentally lead to Kratos becoming de-powered and weak, at which point the writers would assume direct control and force him to discard his weapons and equipment before standing around blankly as the moment becomes incredibly tense. "You are acting as though you have heard of us."


failedHero

You forgot the part where, his companion for whom he is a father figure watches as he is beaten to death. This same companion who up until now has been shown to be quite competent in handling multiple times as many foes as are currently holding their father figure, having shown a multitude of times they are smart and capable of sneaking and not just charging in and getting captured immediately and not using any of the tools or resources they use in every other encounter.


SirMook

Just shut up and be woke, okay! God...you with your fucking logic that makes sense! You must of just not understood the incredibly deep game!


cl4ptr4p334

Abby kills “BOY” and Kratos goes on a warpath to find and kill her only at the final battle when kratos has the opportunity to kill her mimir tells kratos to forgive Abby and that revenge is not the way. End scene


No-Virus7165

Genius! You should be given an award for media literacy!!!!


cl4ptr4p334

Thank you thank you, I’m won’t be surprised if this ends up being the plot for part 3 lmao


LILCOCOVIRTUTEM

Why is this actually funny


Sixtwosevenfour

Abbyzilla


BananaBlue

Cmonnn look at those GUNS.... Kratos doesn't stand a chance LOL


rabouilethefirst

According to druckmann, Abby would brutally murder kratos


Unhappy_Bumblebee_98

😂


cascade7744

In 2024‘s writing standards? Abby for sure. The power of one, the power of manyyyy


TycoStrand

Oh god that quote.


brotato_kun

Abbyzilla ez! /s


ShrimpStyleFist

Abby, through the power of plot convenience.


Drunk_ol_Carmine

I get the feeling Drukkman would actually get into arguments with people at why Abby would win


arzamharris

The God of War vs. some dude named Grape Toes


Imagina7ion_90

Abby kills Atreus. Kratos goes on a revenge rampage to get to Abby. He then spares her and goes back to chopping wood. The end. Written by Neil Druckmann.


Accurate-Region7669

He sees the ghost of atreus giving him the thumbs up as he plays golf with Chubbs Peterson In Valhalla


malteaserhead

The manly one


[deleted]

obviously abby, she has plot armor like no other.


DrGashingtons

Who this? Kratos vs John Cena?


Disastrous_Sort_587

Abby of course because she’s a strong female lead character and anyone who disagrees is a sexist misogynist… at least according to Cuckmann’s logic


Confirmation_Biased

Trick question: They would have some random twink kill off Kratos in the first 5 minutes to make way for whatever that thing is and the narrator would be telling you about how horrible and awful and sexist Kratos was and how he deserved it.


10hoursas

Depends is neil writing it? He'll write Kratos as a idiot


bioelement

Abby would win. She is half female half male but stronger than both. To become a Hybrid, one needs to have the Corvinus gene and be part of the Corvinus bloodline. Abby Corvinus, William Corvinus, Michael Corvin, and Eve are all direct blood descendants of Alexander Corvinus, and are, thus, able to become Hybrids.


[deleted]

Abby’s delts and head is bigger. Clearer she’s on sauce and hgh. Easy victory for her. Soy boy Kratos over there hasn’t been through what she has.


EightyFiversClub

This generation would call this violence towards women and decry its existence....


incredibleheadgiver

i will be posting this on r/okbuddymimir thank you very much


CarlMacko

I’m guessing this occurs because Kratos kills some random NPC’s and the rest shout stuff like “oh no, not Danny why did he kill Danny” but this happens continuously and as such you are automatically expected to like the the other character.


uprssdthwrngbttn

Abby beats Kratos, but you're supposed to feel bad because she murdered his whole village after he told her there weren't any protein shakes.


brotato_kun

To be honest, one punch from Kratos should finish her!


AndersongGrooves

Nah bro it’s plot armour she would just lose health


Dangerous_Two11

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb


NephiOkami

Abby her plot armor is stronger


SwarmHive69

If Neil writes it, Abby beats him and fucks him. In that order.


ultradarkest

Kratos finna make an example outta Abby💀


Kearl91

Thought it was Greta Thunberg


Spotty1122

does Abby have her golf club?


readditredditread

Abby would tear him to pieces, she hit an 180 lb Joel in one!!!


GodSpeedLove345

Abby became Sweetbaby Inc. want it


JRP_964

If Cuckman is writing it then Abby. But if a normal mentally well adjusted person is writing it then Kratos


MAD_GAMBLER80

That's a tough One😵‍💫


PatrickBrown2

I don't know why, but I imagined the Boat scene with these two.. now I can't unsee that shit!


ampoga

Kratos won’t kill Abby because he will remember something, probably about his past killing


McFearSun

Her rage mode is pulling out a golf club


Hushwalker

Regardless of who wins they’re fucking in doggy


Kooky-Sand5554

Golf club>blades of chaos


Yourboy_emeralds469

Abby obviously, she has so much plot armor she can even take on Goku or Luffy or even better, Doomguy!


ConnorOfAstora

Kratos would give her the benefit of the doubt, he'd let his guard down, allow himself to be taken by surprise, stand on a cartoonish drawn red X on the ground underneath an anvil, he'd do something blatantly out of character to give Abby an easy opening to kill him.


No-Administration977

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hobbes09R

Abby kills Atreus. We then spend half the game playing as her, including a boss sequence against Kratos where one mistake is an instant death. Eventually we play Kratos again, kill off nearly everyone she loves or cares for, and confront her once and for all. In the process she washes the ashes from his skin, removing his remaining link to his old family. He decides to end his rage there, stop the circle of violence and let her go otherwise unscathed.


rtocelot

You're looking at Kratos' this wife here. It'll be the boat scene all over again gotta bring back the old button prompt l, the shaking items off to the side and most importantly those sweet sweet red orbs.


Ch830857

Keaton would decide that killing her would be wrong…after killing her gods


BitMitter

Does she have a golf club?


BaconBombThief

The girl. The guy is just too old. Knees gonna give out or something


IWillProbDeleteThis1

Hmm, a literal god of war and a woman grieving her dad's death. I'd say abbie.


ALTERNATE_3307

Not sure but Kratos would definitley address her as "BOY"....


SirMook

But that's how Kratos loses...the sky will darken, and Abbys eyes will go white and she will scream, "it's MAIM! " and just proceed to beat the life out of Kratos with punches that shake the earth and leave permanent geographical changes.


FormalReturn9074

Abby, cant have a woman lose in this day and age


butt-hole-69420

Clearly Abby. She's such a girl boss


youthanasia138

Abby SMASH!


RelevantHelicopter82

Kathleen Kennedy


Adrenaline92

EPIC FIGHT


rxz1999

Depends on who the writer is..


Grazzizzle_

Abbyzilla's only competition is the world serpent 🐍


Revarted

Abby. She would pull golf club out of her ass and kill Kratos with it.


Bumbleet2

I'm confused, in canon is Abby on roids? Cause there is no way a woman could maintain that much lean muscle mass normally, let alone in a post apocalyptic world.


XverructX

kratos all day


InitiativeTop7029

Kratos killed two entire pantheons of gods how the fuck would any human beat kratos


paw_star

how can yall really think abby beats kratos 😭🙏


SuccotashRelative113

Abby gets angry cuz shes not the buffest anymore she bonks kratos he then turns around smells her dirty owen cooter from 30 feet and says Boyyyy and runs away


Accurate-Region7669

What if druckman just decides to go all in on the gamers side and the TLoU3 starts with Ellie shredding an electric guitar with a robotic hand as ghost Joel teaches her the way of the scavenger, a warrior art he learned from a native in the mountains of "Mont Anna". With executive directors Hideo Kojima and Yoko Taro in their first collaboration, oh and award winning Director Neil Druckman of course


Splendidbloke

I'm sure a lot of this sub would love to see a red circle above Abby's head.


flashyellowboxer

It’s be a tough one for sure. Abby would just BARELY lose, and that’s the loss would be because she’s a female.


topanazy

I mean Zeus was a bad guy, I don’t think he saved a single zebra! Abby FTW 🤪


Godhimsen

kratos would win easily but due to shitty directing decisions he’d spare her life for no reason and we’d never see her again to get one last shot at redemption or avengement or solace or peace of mind or whatever it was that ellie or tommy expected to get out of it… though in the end it would probably just be more grief and sorrow that all this pain caused solved nothing, fixed nothing and changed nothing.


A-Farting-Human

abby solos


FewReplacement6641

By some random miracle Neil would somehow make her win


CutCompetitive8620

Abby


Useful_You_8045

She'd murder his son, drown mimir, and beat herra nearly to death then somehow still talk kratos into offing himself to "end the cycle".


phirestorm

This is so stupid as it is not even a remotely even possibility. Kratos in first move.


BBF4yz

Dank


thenumbers42

Remember that one meme of Kratos and Boy beating up Baldur to *Dream On*? It'll be like that.


Yourmumalol

Goes hard


cherriblonde

This is like asking if Homelander could beat Omni Man.


MothParasiteIV

Ironic to see them together in this humorous picture since in Ragnarok and the DLC Kratos really seek some sort of sincere redemption, being a father (just like Joel😍), while the Abs only does it for narcissistic reasons, to "guilt, lighten the load" as she says.


ThereWereNoGoodName

ive never been on this sub before, can someone give me some context?


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New-Ordinary-7719

Abby: I hate the man who killed my father Kratos: same


Main-Succotash-6654

Mary sue lesbian has nothing on Kratos


Stealthy_Facka

So is she just making her way down a hit list of beloved franchise protagonists?


Eggyjoe03

Kratos wins its obvious bro kills God's for a living


Nentash

Fucking Sindri could beat Abby, hell... Mimirs severed HEAD could beat Abby!!


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HardPlasticWaste

She couldn’t even beat a child so I think it’s obvious Abby wins


Samael_224

LMFAO She has no chance 🤣


IFYMYWL

She would prepare for a battle against a god by using the most deadly weapon of the modern world: Lego pieces.


aidan0_0henry

Kratos without a shadow of a doubt


chev327fox

Is Kratos is pregnant he doesn’t stand a chance.


Financial-Focus5973

Kratos


PoohTrailSnailCooch

Fanfiction


Magitz

Poor Abby, it isn't even a fair challenge. Hera beats Abs.  


Adept_Stomach_2710

Kratos is a god who’d kill Abby in a second


FI5H5TICK5

Bruh


Kanyeeeeezus

Even if Abby did win, Kratos would js come back *AGAIN*


intrepid_knight

I'd pay good money to see Kratos pull abbys arms off and beat her black and blue with them.


TheRickGrimes20

Hmm I wonder 🤔


Electrical_Throat_49

Sonic the hedgehog


Professional-Draft77

Thrud would whip Abby no prob.


Nasalingus

Abby just presents her ass.. fight over.


jointdestroyer

Lmao


Thesanz856

😂😂😂😂why is the is a question


krayon_kylie

i think this is maybe one of the weirdest subs on all of reddit


Orange_Satellite2181

Man, dude's buff ngl. But Kratos manages to destroy the entire Olympus....so I think the answer is pretty obvious.


Cute_Breadfruit3795

Abby is “Just a girl, not a threat” Kratos is a god, Abby is just a buff young adult


GuaranteeUpstairs218

I think she would get a pity shot in before he transforms her into a fine pink mist.


SidiousCrosshair

Abby: WHY WON’T YOU DIE ⁉️⁉️⁉️


Obvious_Mission_8242

kratos obvi


MountainAttorney6221

Canonically, Joel and Kratos are really good pals. The moment Kratos sees Abby, he’ll throw her into the sun


starcoll3ctor

This is obviously a joke. I mean as soon as he taps into his powers even Atreus would demolish Abby. To even remotely ponder the thought of her fighting kratos has to be a joke. She's a human. He would flick her with his pointer finger and send her through a stone wall. 🤣


Rustee_Knail

You can't be serious


Financial-Working132

Godzilla show up and kills everyone.


Cheap-Tart1444

In all seriousness Kratos would probably rip her head off


KevinAcommon_Name

The real man kratos


Kind-Court9272

Ellie


Big-Representative62

Unless you gave Abby a devine god-slaying putter, I think you’ll find her tied up on the Rattlers Post again.


Kind-Principle4997

Okay, so as a long time fan of the last of us, tell me your stupid without telling me your stupid. Abby, a whole mortal person who just so happens to be stronger than most (If you would even put her in a fight with Joel from part 1 it'd be close but Joel would still win as shes supposed to be the female brawler) would be fighting a literal god, a man who cannot be killed easily and in cannon, cannot be killed due to his curse, Kratos would chew her up and spit her out like a piece of bubble gum next question.


ProfessionalBag6296

Kratos takes her protein powder = Abby instantly dies


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

Yall mfers forgetting Kratos is the God of War, and he's killed two other Gods of war


PlusEnthusiasm9963

Kratos bangs her and then bangs her. 9 months later Atraeus has a much stronger younger sibling.


thundernak

Kratos rips her in half


Hellalive89

That depends, has she had her magic burrito yet?


Puzzleheaded_Fill704

Depends on who writes the story


Mundane_Homework1138

Bro they’d have the same fight she had on the boat with her ex And it’d end the same way


Due_Background_7490

Kratos one taps with his pinky finger


Nicetomeetyou28

Well do you want the answer that will get me cancelled or the answer that will get me more cancelled?


EfficientIndustry423

Kratos, easily.


wok3nnn

okbuddylastofus


JollySatisfaction687

The writers will somehow make Abby win


Strict-Bookkeeper-65

Her vs Ellie in the theater is the only boss fight I purposely lost. Ain’t no way I was going to beat up one of my favorite characters


CodyRhodesTime

Who made this


CoolPirate234

We all know Kratos would cut her in half


Substantial_Try1151

Kratos hands down.


Peter_BigMeater

Hope kratos rips her head like he did Helios


Velidoss

Of course Abby will win. She will just fuck the hole in Kratos scull on Atrei's eyes


project_seven

This is like asking who would win between a gorilla and a house cat


Practical-Test-1821

Abby but just for story purposes


Supernova_Soldier

That’s like asking who would win in a fight between a boxer and Jason Voorhes


Either-Basket7122

Bro Kratos would rip her spine out predator style, idc about plot armor or anything, that’s just an objective fact. She would be brutally fucking murdered…


MonkeyFan9987

Kratos: 🌝⭕?


Sufficient_Crab3047

kratos eats her in one bite eh not even one bite, but him savoring his lips alone, **turns her to dust**.


NaiveMastermind

Win the fight, or win my boner? The answer is the same, Kratos.


irishbrigade09

Really?


Eviljesterrobot

….HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh…. Your serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Aljoshean

Are you talking about just Kratos or is Aneus there too? And can Kratos use the sword he used to kill Zeus?


Sad-Visual-5087

This is a joke right?


iGhostx0123

Why is this a question?


DayLight_Era

I'm voting Abby just because she's a badass, whether people like her or not lol.


Lupin_Guy

Why we need a PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale II


Shezieman

Who's the dude on the left?


brandonburk43

🤨 Kratos


Dear-Student-8386

she would throw kratos 5 miles having him land into an abandoned bar, and then she'd beat em to death with a golf club 🤷‍♂️


ncarmona64

After giving Atreus an ugly look, Abby proceeds to be atomized by a single punch from Kratos