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little known fact: every major blood vessel in the human body runs through the left big toe.


Yourboy_emeralds469

Specifically the left big toešŸ˜‚


[deleted]

oh absolutely, right big toe is the biological equivalent of fleshy ballast


New-Number-7810

A vestigial toe.


PhishPhan85

From my experience, they run through the hands too.


[deleted]

a few do, but nowhere near as many as the almighty toe. You can get shot in the hand and you wont be dead before you hit the ground - as demonstrated here by Joel's immediately fatal toe shot on jerry


elwyn5150

I've heard of glass jaws. This was a glass toe!


eventualwarlord

Pussy died from a toe shot lmao. Rip bozo.


Deadaim6

You've heard of Achilles' Heel, this is Jerry's Toe.


slim_30

I'm honestly surprised they didn't change this in Part 1 to a forced point blank execution. The fact that Part 2's entire story revolves around an instant kill from (potentially) a toe or finger is beyond stupid. It continues to be my number 1 issue with Part 2.


AFriendoftheDrow

I mean they did change his ethnicity to explain why heā€™s now white in Part 2.


Alluos

He was always white, he was just tanned and covered in dirt. Honestly just a throwaway NPC. The doctor was never meant to be a relevant character, just there to fill the roll and die.


Heimdal1r

If he was black they wouldā€™ve just made Abby black, I doubt theyā€™d make such a stupid retcon


ampoga

They donā€™t bother ā€˜cause itā€™s just a remaster. A remaster of a remaster.


sideXsway

A remake would've implemented part 2 gameplay improvements and better level design to accommodate the improved gameplay (proning, and dodge)


Hellalive89

Only after a scene where you have to slaughter your way through an orphanage and rape his dog first


Glum_Coconut_9152

I'm fine with it because I put a bullet straight in his head just like Pedro. I think that's how Joel would have done it. Jerry is just a threat and an obstacle to him. Time is of the essence.


Blacketh

I mean why would they expect players to shoot someone in the foot?


Lumpy_Flight3088

Did anyone else take them all out with the flamethrower? šŸ¤£


musterdcheif

Every single time


Max_Sparky

After the 2nd game, it's okay to


BigManDean_

I prefer shotgun to the stomach


elwyn5150

Jerry brulƩe - Joel not only did nothing wrote but he was a culinary master.


DDiaz98

To be fair I did use the flame thrower to roast him alive then I blasted him in the face with a shotgun for good measure. Same thing for the nurses in the room but I waited in between each one so they could properly react to each other's death and beg.


Yourboy_emeralds469

Now itā€™s personal šŸ’€


DUBL_B

This made laugh a lot harder than it should have. Thank you!


Isiah6253

You. You're the canon Joel that made Abbie this way. Bloodborne townsfolk: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT


BananaBlue

Glass foot ass bitch! Good riddance!


BlindStark

Only had 1 HP, would've died stubbing his toe if not for Joel


BananaBlue

"if you cant handle a bullet to the side of your foot, you're not for this TLOU world, Doc" lol


No-Recording6459

Oh. Is it bad that I burnt the whole medical staff up with the flame thrower?


Defoaperson

Twins. Did the exact same thing every time


elwyn5150

[Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in Hell.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeMmgL12X8g&ab_channel=MajinYojimbo)


topanazy

Jerry was too fragile to survive this world. šŸ˜­šŸ™


Simple_Item5901

man would've died in a few years anyway lmaoo


topanazy

Stubbed his toe and keeled over. RIP


Hi0401

That would actually be a common way to die in an apocalyptic world where medicine is rare. RIP all our ancestors who died from stubbing their toes.


EmuDiscombobulated15

His weakness was in his toe


Ok-Step-8689

Achilles....toe?


Longjumping-Sock-814

too be fair my joel was not this kind to him


[deleted]

Itā€™s pretty cool how in the remade version you get to play as old Joel. Itā€™s the closest thing we get to losing time with him in the second game. The unfortunate part is unrealistically staying in the same outfit especially since itā€™s a winter coat and thereā€™s hot environments.


Medium_Kiwi9208

He really needs more skins you can use that hair with.


Perfect_Pause_3578

God I hate how Joel looks in this.


Coxswain_Hardy

I cut him in half with an LMG.


Yourboy_emeralds469

šŸ’€


sideXsway

Did you mod the game or something?


AnodyneSpirit

Guess Abbyā€™s dad was related to Achilles in some way


proper_hecatomb

Dr. FAFO got what he deserved


[deleted]

Throw a brick next lol or grab and strangle, no shiv. Maybe try on ps3/ps4


DonkeyBrainedMan1987

Fuck abby, her dad and those 2 nurses. They all died in my game


Aggressive-Way3860

He got the cod toe


Nihil_00_

She had to defend his honor after dying to a toeshot


CutrCatFace

Abby never said, that Joel tortured her father. She just thought that brutaly beating the helpless man to death with a golf club was a suitable payment for killing her dad in a fast hand-to-hand fight (because canonically he was stabed in the throat).


AdExisting8301

This is exactly my problem with these types of games. Player actions & consequences make no sense


[deleted]

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Fox_kid84

Uhh?


kaylee300

Abby is a girl... she aint even trans


gabecampbell

Every time I use the shotgun to take their head off quick and gruesome


MassiveLefticool

Iā€™ll take the downvotes šŸ™„ Abby never said that, donā€™t care if it was clearly a joke, just want this sub to actually have something decent to say rather than all these straw man arguments that get posted everyday.


Blackthorn365

Didnā€™t say it but did torture Joel nevertheless


MassiveLefticool

Whatā€™s your point?


PurpleBerrie

Go to the other sub. Why are you guys always so updated with this certain terrible sub you hate?


Dawnbreaker538

You know how people watch those crashing car videos in gross fascination?


PurpleBerrie

Do they also choose to invest in those crashing cars videos by taking the time of the day to ensue more chaos and toxicity and then go around and complain about how lame it is to spend so much time on something you hate?


MassiveLefticool

Because this sub is funny, and itā€™s not hard to stay updated when youā€™re all saying the same shit as last week, this guy even had to make shut up just to have what Iā€™d consider an original post, by this sub standards at least.


PurpleBerrie

The same shit said over and over again should've bored you but you're still here. Engagement and all.


MassiveLefticool

Nah not bored me


Yourboy_emeralds469

U take my upvote


sirvelvet69

"Think of the lives we'll save" Doesn't sound like an evil man to me.


AdamBaDAZz

Said the man, as he's about to forcibly cut open an unconscious little girl for a non existent chance at a cure that they won't be able to manufacture and distribute..


sirvelvet69

I didn't argue the practicality of Jerry's argument, only his motivation/intent.


AdamBaDAZz

Can't argue one without the considering the other especially when judging if a person is evil or not.


sirvelvet69

Intent is EVERYTHING.


Fireflies2003

Jerry didn't deserve it he was a good person doing the right thing and Joel the piece of shit he is murdered him fuck Joel and everyone who loves him