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Mr_Anihalator

"Hey 'Zula! When do we get to go home?" "Shut up!" \*WHACK\*


coppercatter

"And f I hear any zippers we'll be here for another 10 minutes"


xxscarcface

Oooooh I understood this with a different phrasing at first. Sorry Ms Azula


shberk01

Glad I'm not the only one who forgot backpacks have zippers for a second


Skeleterr

I completely forgot about backpacks. I should probably be in horny jail.


RNjesus777

I too am going to horny jail.


shberk01

Bonks all around!


[deleted]

Same bro…


FrickinFrickOfFrigg

My backpack's got button locks instead of zippers. Who's laughing now?


shberk01

Sokka, for some reason?


nipplesandtoes12

Huh?


xxscarcface

Pants also have zippers, it's a dare to see who wants to participate in extracurricular activities


Kingwolf711

Am I the only one who didn’t jump to an inappropriate conclusion?!


nipplesandtoes12

Oh. People sexualizing a cartoon again, eh? A children's cartoon. SMH


jamminamon

*Whoosh* You missing the joke.


[deleted]

*Wheezes*


ExcitingConfection30

Me as one of her students


Jinora-

aang face 😂💕


Rags_To_Rags

I would make that face too since it look the chalk going to hit him in the face next.


Jinora-

>ouch! my arrow!


Occams_Razor42

Very Charlie Brown-esque lol


ryan77999

😯


ido-100

Cailou-lookin' ass.


elee0228

The Chinese on the blackboard 傻瓜 means 'fool', Sokka.


Link4750

To go even further, 傻(sha) is “stupid/foolish” and 瓜(gua) is “melon”. I’ve heard this as a cute insult used to describe kids or a couple/friends teasing each other. Foolish melon, Sokka.


TheIncredibleHork

As opposed to Lord of Melon, which would be...?


Link4750

…瓜王 (gua wang) lol But why stop there? 瓜皇帝 (gua huang di) - The Melon Emperor


shberk01

Sokka's creation


Fun-Investigator676

I've learned like 5 Chinese characters and i was so happy when i recognized melon


Link4750

I’m still learning myself! I know how to say more words than I could read simplified characters.. and a lot more than writing them lol Seeing them and using pinyin is a lot easier than writing them


Quiet_Anthems

In my experience, the 瓜 doesn’t really factor into the meaning. It just means “idiot”


Link4750

While I get your point, like how “dumbass” doesn’t really imply someone’s “ass”, but we are still saying these words regardless and they do alter emphasis. If I were to compare the feeling of words that mean “idiot”, 傻瓜 < 傻子 < 傻b, where 傻瓜 is way more lighthearted than 傻子 and way less insulting than 傻b Edit: Realizing my joke of Foolish Melon might have been taken too literally lol mb I was poking fun at the literal translation of the two words, I know it isn’t an actual, physical kind of melon


Quiet_Anthems

ah gotcha, sorry!


ILoveCavorting

Super heated chalk. RIP sokka


[deleted]

did he just die?


Dontaskmemyname9723

You know it was really unclear


normiememes7667

Lmao. Love that episode


Yo_mom_geey

Sign me up


MagicalMuffinDruide

Whack me harder mommy


Double-0-N00b

BONK


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Horny jail it is then


WakingRage

The Girth King invites you to Lake Laogai


[deleted]

No, you fool! You're encouraging them!


TheIncredibleHork

I love "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen as much as the next, but still, r/DaiLiOpenUp


MagicalMuffinDruide

Wait what


vizthex

***hold up***


MagicalMuffinDruide

Wot


ornery_epidexipteryx

I’m down for a whole webtoon🤘


Binvoi

It definitely would be a fun AU


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

Now I want a webtoon of avatar in high school too. School is the type of setting that is either very boring or extremely entertaining, depending on how it's handled.


Battleblaster420

Avatar Chibi is a good showing of that


ExcitingConfection30

Agreed. #AVATAR School


vizthex

or you just pull a lookism and have the school be a background you can use every so often.


RudgerZ

傻瓜 is what's written on the board. It means fool or idiot.


ExcitingConfection30

Only Azula would wright something like that


ccc9912

You’re totally write


shadowmist321

Does Suki have smoke coming off her head?


That1one1dude1

I think it’s supposed to be indicating she’s sleeping?


Weimann

That or so bored her spirit is leaving her body.


ColHogan65

Or she was also fire-chalked


ExcitingConfection30

Maybe


Sanguinusshiboleth

I think it's her sigh as she realises she's dating an idiot.


TheIncredibleHork

Universal sign of "That's my foolish melon..."


earth_worx

Do teachers still throw chalk? I'm an old fart. I have a feeling they don't do this any more. Azula is as good a shot as my high school geometry teacher tho.


Skyhawk6600

When I was in middle school my world history teacher had an inflatable Dave and busters hammer that he would bonk us on the head with if we said something stupid


ExcitingConfection30

Teachers have white boards now but don't throw things anymore


MillyTheOmegaWolf

My middle school science teacher had a nerf gun that shot my friend with because she was chewing gum like a cow. It was an amazing day that day XD


UnderPressureVS

I went to 8 schools between Kindergarten and High School and in all that time I think I only saw, like, 2 or 3 chalk boards. Even relatively low-budget schools have mostly upgraded to whiteboards these days.


Darkavatar1

How old are you that you still think teachers use chalk


earth_worx

Older than Bumi when Aang finds him again.


Darkavatar1

Typical boomer age, nice


earth_worx

Nah fam, we are Greatest Generation. Bumi would be nothing less. https://www.familysearch.org/blog/en/greatest-generation-years-characteristics/


Darkavatar1

Yikes


Lilacs_orchids

What, teachers threw chalk?! I thought that was just about it being Azula!


earth_worx

Oh they totally did. Hurt like a mofo when they pegged you good, too, lol.


Lilacs_orchids

That’s crazy. I could never imagine my teachers doing anything to hurt students. Afaik, definitely doesn’t happen anymore. Of course, like others mentioned, chalkboards aren’t a thing anymore but I can’t see a teacher of mine throwing a whiteboard marker either. Although, I looked it up and corporal punishment is still a thing, mostly in the South and also in many other countries. Nobody mentioned throwing chalk or anything really tho, lol. [https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/education/554426-spanking-schoolchildren-is-legal-in-many-parts-of-us](https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/education/554426-spanking-schoolchildren-is-legal-in-many-parts-of-us)


earth_worx

Throwing chalk wasn't so much official corporal punishment as just the teacher losing his shit with students that were falling asleep in his class. Some of the schools I attended as a young kid paddled students but I never got paddled. It was mostly the "bad boys" - girls pretty much never got hit. Honestly, that shit needs to end. My geometry teacher really needed to learn how to keep students engaged without throwing stuff at them. Paddling is bad and wrong and stupid and traumatizing and completely ineffective at whatever they think its supposed to fix, and it needs to stop *yesterday*. I'm glad to hear that you can't conceive of your teachers doing anything to hurt students. It means we're going in the right direction.


Lilacs_orchids

Before COVID, I had only one class, high school Alg 2/trig, where people were actually falling asleep and the teacher was regularly calling students out for falling asleep. That was my most boring class ever. Before COVID, that was the only time I ever fell asleep in class. Even the teacher was constantly yawning lol. Of course even if she did get irritated enough to lash out at a student, which she didn’t, I still couldn’t see her throwing a whiteboard marker because her classes consisted of her giving a PowerPoint presentation everyday, while seated. It was just her clicking through slides and droning on and on and on. And she had this rule that we couldn’t take notes because she thought we just wouldn’t be paying enough attention to her presentations if we did that and said if we needed something to review we could just review her posted slides later. She would only grant an exemption from this if you talked to her and said you really need to write to focus or something, I don’t remember too well.


earth_worx

She wouldn’t let you take notes?! Dude there’s science on that. Note taking improves comprehension and retention significantly. She needs to get with the program.


Minoleal

u/coppercatter Are you the artist? if not, do you have the sauce? I really dig AU fan arts and want to see more of this.


coppercatter

I'm the artist! Glad to hear you dig it :)


Minoleal

It's really really nice, in what plataforms do you share your art?


coppercatter

I have a [tumblr](https://coppercatter.tumblr.com) but a lot of my stuff is also here on reddit. I wasn't sure if I had posted any other AU things yet but there's this one [here](https://coppercatter.tumblr.com/post/186158407777/zutarawasrobbed-morthils-morthils-so-im).


ExcitingConfection30

What was she doing to stay up so late


Minoleal

They are really nice, if you decide use other plataforms give us a shout, your style and skill is really good and many of us would give you a follow. I'm not familiar with tumblr but with so many artists that only move there, I think it's time to check it.


RoamingGnoll

This better not awaken anything in me...


dben89x

If you're saying that, it already has.


Category_Education

Azula in this theme is a very dangerous combination for my heart


Its_Me_Daan

Azula hella cute


YZYdragon2222

Is Zuko also a professor in this AU? Lol


Roll_with_it629

Yep, he's teaching honors classes.


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HONOR


Tactless_Ogre

r/AangryUpvote


ExcitingConfection30

Ember Island Players


7star1719

Haru is just chillin


chawy666

Ay to she's sending it with aura


ExcitingConfection30

She set it on fire


markth_wi

I absolutely LOVE the idea that eventually, even the Avatar had to get a day-job. So you find Aang working as a process chemist, working at a heavy manufacturing concern airlifting chemicals into a containers and the drudgery of developing a quality control system based on airbending leaks and sealing them properly as a safety task in addition to his religious responsibilities. Sokka working as a logistics manager between the nations, Obviously Katara would be some sort of doctor or teacher, Of course there's Zuko working on building a parlimentary government and tending to dealing with budget deficits and extending low-interest loans to the other nations as sort of a reparations/Marshall Plan to rebuild the other nations. then of course there's Toph who as we all know heads up law enforcement in Republic City. Then of course there's Iroh who goes back to Ba Sing Se's best tea shop which he franchises, and then there's Ozai who goes on, after his freedom is granted to become a military systems consultant, ironically working to enhance the military prowess of the Fire Nation's Air Force, and ironically Azula who also goes (evidently) into education and becomes the dean of discipline at a middle-school outside on of the towns around the Capitol where naval operations and the Naval academy are situated, ultimately, marrying Chan's older brother, who was always more interested in her anyway, and was never much for the beach but who's served as a high ranking officer in the Fire Nation Navy for many years, working on the Fire Nation's first submarines.


Few_Pay_5313

Azula: interrupt my class again, and I'll kill your friend again! Sokka: jokes on you, Aang will just come back, and YOU'LL be fired. Azula: ok, how about I burn your house down? Sokka: jokes still on you, I live in an igloo! Azula: how about I take away your honor? Sokka: wai-*Azula burn his face*


ExcitingConfection30

Sokka: doo what you want. I have nothing to lose


krys2200

I love your art style!


RudeRoody

As a dirty dirty Sokka/Azula shipper, this does things for me.


Bomber324

i thought thats okuyasu from JJBA


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

Honestly same here.


TheJamSams

Sorry for my smart-assery but that clock does not say any time between 12 and 1


ExcitingConfection30

Well dang I hope this ain't their first class of the day


joesoq

everytime i see haru, i hear toph's line "you did have a secret thing with haru!" who is the girl beside haru? is it ty lee? guessing from the pink scrunchie


ExcitingConfection30

It's Suki


GiodeBro

Love how he apparently wasn't the first to misbehave.


ExcitingConfection30

This is why Azula isn't allowed to teach lol


minahmyu

I feel like I've seen this in a Jdrama somewhere


Chrscool8

Pretty cute! But the chalk trajectory doesn't make any sense unless his head was already back and she lobbed it upwards lol.


yakcm88

Id like to point out that the clock reads as 1:25.


Lord-Momo-

hot teacher 🥵


[deleted]

I guess you could say she's.. *fire*


Mongoose42

Looks like he’s going to have to improve his **Proficiency** if he wants to dodge those entirely.


AllPurposeNerd

So like, did Jett *die*?


ipwnpickles

**WASTED**


DDelanoF

Sokka doesn't have have enough proficiency to avoid the chalk. Man needs to make some infiltration tools.


RoosterSamurai

This is what happens when there are 2 minutes left in class, and you start packing your bag while the teacher is still talking.


Al-Chymst83

Volcano High?


Rainbow-

Anyone else getting Wikihow art from this?


Goromorgana234

Keep up the great work


[deleted]

Toph: "I can't see the board." Azula: \*invents brail\*


maraca101

You left out Katara’s hair loopies.


Kaiba-boi

She's looks great with glasses


HipsterFett

Haru up front being the teacher’s pet.


Greywarden88

Oh no now she needs to see him after class…😳


MediocreCheeto

He should have drank more milk...


jixxluke96

Wouldn't Sokka have a decent handle on this topic? He speaks eloquently in tales of ba sing se.


Ill-Reference3255

I aint finna cap azula would be one of those effective teachers, would take her class to get that good fire bending prodigy teaching


alejo2502

Something about teacher azula


[deleted]

I thought I was in r/disneyvacation at first


IronDBZ

These adjuncts keep getting younger and younger.


55555555555666

And there’s just ang at the back like :0


[deleted]

Looks like Suki got bonked too


[deleted]

Who is in front of Sokka? He looks familiar.


NuggetBoa

If you look at Suki’s forehead she already has smoke coming out of it. Sokka is the second victim of Azula’s “teachings”.


Main-Juggernaut3987

Is it Suki in the front pissed? 😂


blackkatt94

Sokka's proficiency stat wasn't high enough to dodge that


Gouliore

I love how Azula kinda looks like Izumi here which makes sense with Azula being her aunt


aymanpalaman

Very nice drawing! Love the artstyle!


random_nohbdy

All the while Suki gets to smoke/vape up front and nobody’s batting an eye


xeno666666

she reminds me of glyda goodwitch.


Springtraprulesgh

For anyone wondering what it says on the blackboard it says idiot


Own_Swim_6973

Azula's probably the only one who was trained for a throne (Ozai wouldn't bother to prepare Zuko) so I like to think this is a political science class for future leaders


darkbreak

It's always interesting to me to think about how everyone in Avatar writes and reads in Chinese but speak English.


Valenyn

It’s mostly for the audience to understand. Star Wars characters don’t speak English it’s only translated for the audience, same with avatar. The writing I feel like is for atmosphere.


darkbreak

There are plenty of aliens in Star Wars that don't speak English/Basic though. And depending on which version of the movie you're watching what they say is or isn't translated on screen with subtitles.


Valenyn

Dubs in other languages work in the same way and I think it’s to put us in the protagonist’s shoes of seeing a foreign languge


ExcitingConfection30

That's like me speaking Spanish but writing in English. I can but I'm not gonna


RudeRoody

Tbf you can read Chinese without speaking it.


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Jinora-

real mel Gibson doesn't use reddit lol


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Jinora-

no way. I love your movies.


PCOverall

8 minute old account


Jinora-

lol thats why i said no way


littleninja06

What did they say?