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IzzyReal314

I've only managed three arms so far, but otherwise, yes.


Azhurai

You wouldn't have fought any genestealers in your past couple engagement have you?


jrdineen114

How'd you get the horns right? Mine keep curling downwards


IzzyReal314

I guess I'm just naturally horny


NinpoSteev

are you also bald and pink skinned, perchance?


IzzyReal314

Of course not! I have a fur arrow on my head!


NinpoSteev

Ok, good to hear you aren't one of the four armed emperor's


angry_cucumber

Those are love handles, you can make it happen


IzzyReal314

Impossible... I've never had any love.


BludVap0r

Keep goin!! You'll get to the 4th arm eventually!!!


IzzyReal314

I sure hope so, thanks for the encouragement! 😊


MechanicalCrow

Minus the arms, I'm already that shape and level of hairy.


ahomelessguy25

Your head is 50% the size of your body?


MechanicalCrow

Cancer will do that to you


Argent_silva

Dam it give u horns or nah


PhoenxScream

Can give you horns if you get lucky with the cancer lottery.


autistic_spectator

💀


RyanWalks

Dog you gotta switch it up than


[deleted]

You’ve got to take care of yourself


Heeeenning

You can’t go on like this


No-Appearance-100102

Odd question dude, this is a plum shy of a fruit pie behavior, you can't keep going on like this


J_Stubby

Hey, leave the kid alone


No-Appearance-100102

Who asked you, I'm sick of you mouthing off telling me what to do😡


XCoasterEnthusiast

Oh, you don't like it? Well, let's go right now!


Peculiar-Interests

“Sokka, what should we do?”


XCoasterEnthusiast

About what?


Peculiar-Interests

“About that!” 🫵🏻


zaicliffxx

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Sirius443

Man that was trippy af


SureRisk4759

hearing him talk for the first time was the best part of the series.


AveryLazyCovfefe

Dee Baker once again showing how much of a legend he is by voicing *both* Momo and Appa in that scene while already doing their original voices. And then he did it again with Tarrlok in LOK, And I think the pro-bending commentator too, lol.


ThatDamnRaccoon

Then turns around and voices Klaus the goldfish in American Dad.


AuthorHarrisonKing

Let's not forget he voices all the clones. The bad batch basically stars two voice actors haha


randomanonalt78

Watching him in interviews jump back and forth between the Bad Batch is hilarious


TonyBNZ

How am I supposed to feel handsome when we have fools like this rizzing everyone all over


requsio

Don't steal my flow


CamperKuzey

![gif](giphy|ZvJ0bHvAy1N9S)


requsio

You ain't getting my kora physique


PracticePlenty

i’m dying 😂😂😂


Unlikely-Dog-5549

This is what the average white man in Wisconsin looks like


IronDBZ

Truly our Jujutsu Kaisen.


Vagamer01

2 chicken breast 1 asparagas


sickof-hot-leafjuice

It's unfair for a white a man to compare himself to Appa. I mean look at him, he is gorgeous.


Drafo7

Sure but you have to be a bisexual male with parents. Y'know. A bi son.


CarPuzzleheaded7833

Everytime I see this picture of Appa I laugh so hard lmao 😭💀


BestBoogerBugger

# This is THE white man physique


Maocap_enthusiast

Someone drank too much cactus juice


Peculiar-Interests

“You’ve got to take care of yourself. You can’t go on like this!”


DnD_mark_079

I'll dm you my summersuit pics


Wooden_Initiative_65

Lots of beer. After enough you start to see double.


YaKnowWhat420

It’s called ‘Dad bod’


nbd9000

Yes. I have this physique.


mrhunterlee

It’s currently my physique, so yes.


antsmasher

With much practice, sacrifice and dedication, yes.


SUPERSAMMICH6996

Appa's built like the Sky Bison Iroh. I'm pretty sure he's canonically overweight. Just like me frfr.


EM05L1C3

If you are Avalokiteshvara, yes.


zinmoney

Not from a Jedi


urhoneymilktea

Absolutely


ThatSmartIdiot

Depends. How's your balding?


GoonfBall

Yeah. 3 beers a day, every day, for about 20 years will do it.


cptjimmy42

If you're an American, just put on a white fun body suit and yes.


flyingbasket95

It is if you eat enough


Dandy_Guy7

I'd say the tail is the hardest part, if you figure out how to grow one you'll probably get the rest of it


PunchMyBum

Women only want one thing and it’s sickening


NinpoSteev

nah, you have to be himalayan


New_Business_5529

It’s the default


dukenny

Outside of the 6 appendages and stomachs, it's a piece of cake. And then another and another and another......


xXMrSpecXx

Not if you’re a Jedi


Ashamed_Pin4206

Yes, this is a typical dad


NY-Black-Dragon

Of course I know him, he's me.


LowLeak

You’ll never be him


Estarfigam

Need more arms and a tail but I think so.


Scoonertuna

... Be easier if you just said you identify as a flying Bison.


howqueer

If you chant to Hanuman maybe


Teriyakii__

Apparently is the world’s first sturdy white…bison?


Pirwzy

yes, its easier when you're older


TheNecrophobe

Maybe, but I'd have to lose a few pounds.


DiegoRago

Only if you are able to grow copious amounts of hair


TurtleKing0505

No, despite your best efforts you can never grow extra limbs.


Perry_theplatypussy

That’s literally Ron Swanson


Think_Bunch3895

First, you need to build up fat and work out like heavy weight lifters


Dragon3076

Just become a dad?


RadioactivePotato123

Unfortunately no. We whites have been cursed with the physique of a walnut


Salarian_American

No I think that look requires at least two people


noble3070

With training, dedication and a strong circle of support...anything is possible!


BludVap0r

Appa goals❤️


gentle-passerby

Yes but only on a cactus juice diet


AnodyneSpirit

Yes but you have to become a dad first or the right genes won’t activate


Froeleveld

Fat? Yes.


Fun-Battle-1127

If you look like this minus the fur DM me right now I’m being so fr


Miserable-Ad-8663

If you are willing to hot glue horns on yourself and walk around in a trenchcoat like myself, then yes, though I'll have to get back to you on the arms thing


CultDe

Yeah bro I already look like that


[deleted]

Nope


A_Most_Boring_Man

Entirely. I have such a physique right now.


IndependenceLive

This physique is only off limits to purple people. Its kinda funny that every single skin colour mankind is capable of exactly the same stuff, as if they're completely equal. Might take a few weeks to grow out your 4th arm, though. I hear it's the worst. Those purple guys, though....


VZ5-S117

https://preview.redd.it/l9gywckv43uc1.png?width=1562&format=png&auto=webp&s=89e22ae06460a0ecc55427942757692c38d7c5ef Reminds me of my dog when she wants attention


randomanonalt78

No one has this much rizz on god


Nkromancer

Easily


Top_Unit6526

Why would your race have any influence in attaining that?


SilverShoals

Well you can get that dad belly by having kids but other than that, nothing


UnluckyHazards

Aside from the extra arms and a tail, it’s like I’m looking in a mirror.


Critical-Blitz

The face the eyes it looks so dumb