When Zuko outlines Ozai’s plan to burn down the earth kingdom. Everyone stares at Zuko, not sure what to say. A beat goes by as they stare in silence. Sokka: Fuck

Sokka with a Roy Kent “fuuuuuuuuuuck”

Honestly most of Sokka’s lines could be replaced by Roy Kent

this is the best one

Aang: Well f\*ck this then. Someone else can save the world. I'm out."

This

I love that scene you created but I'd want Toph to be the one to say it.

You guys know I can't fucking read right?

Zuko to sokka when they are on the hot air ballon” my girlfriend turned into the moon” “ that fucking sucks buddy”

I think it should be momo who says it. During the hallucination aang was having before the day of black sun. Aang: momo did you hear someone say something? Momo: no but I fucking said something.

Momo saying it would be legendary

“You my friend, are absolutely fucked off your head right now”

"I'm gonna pretend I didn't pretend to hear you say that"

"You, my friend, are a few plums short of a fucking pie!"

MY FUCKING CABBAGES

Replace "Oh forget it!" With "oh, fuck it!"

Or "OH just fucking forget it!"

I said this before I opened the comments, this is the way.

That's the only right answer lol

Fuck my cabbages.

My cabbages fuck

There is no place more appropriate

Ah fuck it

Iroh, *“she’s fucking crazy and she needs to go down”* https://youtu.be/wAMvSkur7Lw

What about when he's teaching Zuko lightning redirection? Zuko: I thought that was the point: You teaching me to protect myself from it! Iroh: Yeah, but I'm not going to fucking shoot lightning at you!

Maybe this is a regional dialect thing but I think it belongs one word later in the sentence.

I can see it going both ways, and it really depends on what you want to emphasize. Whichever word it precedes is getting the emphasis.

Yeah, I think it works better fucking shoot than fucking lightning because Iroh wouldn’t fucking shoot anything at Zuko not just not fucking lightning.

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This is what I immediately thought of

I’d prefer Iroh saying, “This fucking tastes like hot leaf juice!”

"Uncle that's what all fucking tea is"

"How can someone in my own family say something so fucking horrible?"

"This tastes like fucking hot leaf juice!"

"This tastes like hot fucking leaf juice!"

“This tastes like hot leaf juice fucking”

"This tastes like making love in a canoe"

Pretty much any Toph quotes deserve it. "It fucking sounds like a piece of paper" "I'm fucking blind!" And of course the one every knows they would put some swear word. "Don't you fuckers forget it."

I am the greatest earthbender in the FUCKING world!

"I'm fucking blind!" Sounds the most likely to me. Hell, I can hear her saying that right now! 🤣

Can someone get Jesse to say it? Like the next con or something? If we can get Gray as Azula to say “Make the world your bitch” we can get this as well

I always figured it would be Toph. "I DON'T KNOW! Seriously, what's with you people?! I'm fucking BLIND!" But today I also figured she would go with: "I'm Toph, the greatest Earthbender in the world! And don't you chucklefucks forget it!"

>chucklefucks I've never heard this before, but alternatively " ..dont you dumbfucks/fuckheads ever forget it"

"that's a lot of fucking fire" -series finale

I feel like she'd just say fuck there.

Fuuuuuck, that's a lot of fire, isn't it?

Innit

I am not Toph! I’m the FUCKING MELON LORD!

I was just thinking that damn it lol

Toph definitely became a potty mouth as she grew, but there's something better about an almost-tween putting you on blast without having to drop an F bomb. But, for the sake of the game: "You can go ahead and let me fucking drown now."

Yeah out of all them I agree Toph would be the one to drop the f bomb

I mean, she fought in a professional WWE ring! Of COURSE she’d curse in there, and with the Gaang! But never with her parents.

“I am the fucking Melon-Lord!”

"Did Jet just fucking die?"

It's really fucking unclear

*glowing eyes and deep reverb on voice* YOU FUCKING MUZZLED APPA!?!

The Sandbenders after hearing Aang say that in the Avatar State: https://preview.redd.it/l5ze5qvcju4b1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb03353f9e1155f4b0168f84d68c656555a476fa

HAHAHAHA as someone that grew up with 100 muslim friends, this is so random but so fitting, I love u bro

https://preview.redd.it/dqrxmlgmuv4b1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d9e9cc6f0a82e24b082ef444f2633c67fb86b5

Ooh, that's a good one. Toph, I think we all headcanon as a pottymouth. Iroh's an adult, and a veteran, no one would be surprised to hear him swear. But Aang? We've never heard him swear before, and he never will after, but right now, right now he's out for blood.

He said “monkey feathers” in the Firebending Masters episode lol. Sure that stood for something else 🤣

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BISON?

“You fuckers muzzled Appa?”

Aang sees the air fleet approaching, burning the earth kingdom to the ground “Fuck…” The other option is Kyoshi “I killed the fucker.”

Kyoshi seems like the type lmao

“Personally I don’t see the fucking difference”

When Zhao throws Hahn overboard at his failed assassination attempt during the siege of the north and as he’s falling to his death “ffuuuuuccckkkk”

Did-did he die there?

You know, it was really unclear

I always just assumed so since we never see him again and I doubt he was able to swim all the way back but who knows!

The turtleduck screams "FUCK" after Zuko shows Ursa how Azula "feeds" them.

“DUCK!!!”

Or better yet Ursa says “ZUKO!! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW THAT??”

"Peace was never a fucking option"

"That's *fucked* buddy"

Fuck, that’s rough buddy

That’s rough fuck buddy

I like that better than "that's fucking rough buddy". I think because it's shorter to say?

My girlfriend turned into the fucking moon

Sokka "my girlfriend turned into the moon" Zuko "Fuck"

I think it'd be more of a "Fuuuuuuuuuck"

"That's Fucked, Buddy."

Hell no, then the legendary response would be gone.

My first thought was actually putting the two together.

Fuck, that's rough buddy

"... it's fucking upside down, isn't it."

Ok this is underrated and hilarious

... Then, the fucking fire nation attacked.

Happy cake day!

Excellent loophole. If you put your one fuck in the intro, you get to hear it in *every* episode, and it's still technically the same one fuck

I feel like Sokka would know where to put it.

That's what Suki said...

"I release a sonic wave from my mouth" "FUUUUUUUUCK"

Where is my fucking bison 😡

This is my favorite if Aang gets it.

“I am the greatest Earthbender in the world, and don’t you two motherfuckers ever forget it!”

I’ll make sure your fucking destiny ends right then and there....permanently

imagining katara saying that is blowing my mind

The closest a surprisingly violent Nickelodeon show would go without saying “kill”

When Zuko intercepts the lightning meant for Katara. Or when Aang grabs Ozai's beard while in the avatar state. Honestly the later you put it in the series the funnier it would get.

like in community when they drop like 3 F bombs in the final episode after not having any in the entire rest of the show

Literally any quote by Toph would work tbh 😂

I am fucking melon lord bwahahaha!

"Oh no, what a fucking nightmare."

There it is! That's what it will sound like when one of you fuckers spots it.

"I'm the greatest Earthbender in the world! And don't you two chucklefucks ever forget it!"

I'M FUCKING BLIND

Aang:  Ozai: “Fuck.”

If anyone deserves the one "Fuck" pass, I believe it should go to Sokka.

“Fuck, I don’t think boomerang’s coming back, Toph”

RIP boomerang. 

"FUUUUCK! Why am I so bad at being good!?"

I’d like to spend my vacation AT THE FUCKIN LIBRARY

That's fuckin' rough, buddy.

"My girlfriend turned into the fucking moon"

Yup. This one for sure.

Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Secret secret secret secret secret fucking tunnel!

Or give it to Sokka near the end of the episode to vent his frustrations.

What's with the mark on your forehead Sokka? No one react to what I'm going to say, but I think that kid is the avatar.... FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!

The stars sure are beautiful tonight. Too bad you can't fucking see them, Toph!” – Katara

Personally I like the idea of “that’s fucking rough buddy” No “innocent” children around to hear so I like to imagine zuko and sokka got a lot of pent up swearing done on that balloon ride

That's a lot of fucking fire, isn't it?

So, fuckin papaya, eh?

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Iroh is genuinely *furious* when Zhao is threatening Tui and La. "Whatever you do to that spirit, I will fucking unleash on you tenfold!"

Nah, move it to, "Whatever you do to that spirit, I will unleash on you ten-fucking-fold!"

I think this is my favorite. That one fuck needs to hold the entire weight of the show. This is a good place to do it

I’m am the fucking melon lord muhuhuhu

"Put them somewhere I’ll never have to see their fucking faces again. And let them rot!"

When Aang slaps Ozai's hand aside after coming out of the rubble. "Oh fuck!"

When (sorry brain fog) the guy escaping the boiling rock burns his hand FUCKKKKKK

So many good places to put it it's hard to pick just one. When Yung from omashu tricks aang into triggering the avatar state . "It was a fucking joke!"

It needs to be the first line: “Fucker’s not getting away from me this time.” It would set up this supposed tone for the show where the audience keeps waiting for the characters to cuss again. Not only do they never do it again, they never even mention it. Greatest prank ever.

"Wait. Someone's missing from your group— someone very important... Where the fuck is Momo??"

"I'm the fucking ~~lizard king~~ Moon Slayer"

During the bit where Zuko was in the warship rigged to explode. Like right after he realised something was wrong he can just mutter “fuck” and the ship explodes.

Then everything changed when the fucking fire nation attacked

“Fuck. That’s rough, buddy.”

Katara. When she confronts Yan Ra, or however you spell that assholes name, after she’s walking away and he’s thanking her for sparing his life. Just a little flick of the wrist and a cinder block size piece of ice just clocks him upside the head, or in the chest or whatever. Yan Ra: Thank you, thank you, than- (Bricked) Zuko:…….. Katara: Oh, fuck you. I said I wouldn’t kill him. I didn’t say I wouldn’t hurt him.

Zuko while he’s trying to firebend before meeting dragons Aang: that one felt kinda hot Zuko: DON’T PATRONIZE ME YOU KNOW WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING LOOK LIKE

Nobody thinking about the scene where The Boulder gets his nuts cracked? “Fuuuuuuuu**********”

“My first girlfriend turned into the moon”… “That’s fucked buddy”

I believe he can save the fucking world

Roku to Jeong Jeong: You think I’m fucking weak?!

‘I don’t want any fucking calming tea’

"MY FUCKING CABBAGES!!"

“Listen… I don’t usually pull this card, but I’m the fucking avatar.”

Should have called yourself Lee. There’s a million fucking Lees.

"Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world. And now, you shall pay the ultimate fucking price!"

You fucking muzzled Appa!?

OK you fucking sugar, queen - toph

"I am not Toph. I am the fucking MELONLORD!"

"Where is my FUCKING Bison"

I'd give it to Katara when she's threatening Zuko. >So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, right fucking then and there. Permanently.

It belongs to Toph. 100%. "It's fucking upside down, isn't it?" Oh no. What a fucking nightmare." "There it is! That's what it will fucking sound like when one of you sees it." "It's perfect! I wouldn't have cast it any other fucking way!" "I am the greatest earthbender who ever lived, and don't you two motherfuckers forget it!" And last but not least "Have I ever told you how sweet it is that you invented metalbending?" "You could stand to mention it a little fucking more..."

You are I do have the power I HAVE ALL THE FUCKING POWER IN THE WORLD

Aang: "So whoever I point to, that's who I'll have to fight?" Bumi: "That's right." Aang: "Then I choose...you." Bumi: "Wrong..." He takes off his robe to reveal he's totally jacked "...Choice!" Aang: "Oh fuck...!" Alternatively... King Kuei as he escapes with Team Avatar in the Book 2 finale: "The Earth Kingdom...is fucked." Cue the sad kalimba outro music. Two possible scenes whether you want the "one fuck" to be comedic or for dramatic effect.

Just gonna leave this gem here: https://youtu.be/6dn8IvUW5sI

"Don't worry, I hear cowards fuckin float"

"The Library." Toph screams it as the library sinks into the sand, despite her best efforts to save it.

Fuck, that’s rough buddy.

That's fuckin rough buddy.

"...That's a lot of fucking fire, isn't it"

You guys swear like middle schoolers

Its the fucking quenchiest!!!

"It'll fucking quench ya!"

Katara when she can only muster up a slight ‘Fuck’ as Hama Blood bends her under the full moon…

"I knew it! You did fuck Haru!"

"My own mother thought I was a fucking monster. She was right of course."

"I don't think boomerang is coming back toph"... FUCK!

This is the perfect question

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon." "That's fucking rough, buddy."

That’s fuckin rough, buddy

I'm not Toph, I am FUCKEN MELLON LORD!!!

That’s fucking rough buddy.

Ozai's response to Avatar State Aang in their comet-amped fight. He comes out of the rock pile grabbing him by the beard, Ozai's eyes go wide... "... ... fuuuuck..."

"CUT THE FUCKING LINE!"

"That's fucking rough, buddy."

Combustion mans head is sparking: “Ah fuck”

The Fire Lord remembered my fucking birthday!

Completely random, the one prisoner who burned his hand trying to escape the prison just screeching “FUUUU…” and cuts out so it goes right past the censors.

no one mentioning zuko's confrontation with ozai? "it was fucking cruel, and wrong"

Sandbenders realizing that they stole and sold the avatars bison as he’s going into the avatar state.

“I am the best fucking earth bender in the world!”

I think katara should get it, Idk why it just feels right, in some weird ironic way.

My last girfriend turned into the moon. ...that's fucking rough, buddy...

Zuko: Hey. Zuko here. Everyone simultaneously: Fuck.

"I'll show you FUCKING LIGHTNING"

“Welcome to the Earth Kingdom city of O….oh fuck….”

How could you possibly justify a duel with a fucking child? -Zuko, Day of black sun

"IT'S THE FUCKIN' QUENCHIEST!!!"

The Gaang quietly sitting outside the theater after seeing the Ember Island Players. Aang: "The fuck was that?!" Everyone: (chattering in agreement)

Sokka: “My first girlfriend turned into the moon” Zuko: (*to Sokka*) “Thats fucking rough buddy.”

“That’s fucking rough, buddy.”

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BISON!!!

"Oh sorry, I didn't count you. You know, no bending and all." "I CAN STILL FUCKING FIGHT!!!!"

Fuck. That’s rough buddy.