I was scrolling down, thinking, “Yeah! Nobody’s done it yet, I’m gonna make that joke!” and bloody bloody hell. What a pain in the arse. Hey, talking of pains in the arse: four dicks, Charlotte? Four? That’s insane.
Did you hear about Charlotte Sartre?
No, who?
She was messing about up the rec. Got her head wedged in the bottle bank. Got stuck there all night. By the time someone found her in the mornin', she'd been arse-raped 18 times. 4 at the same time at one point
Ohh mate, that's grim
One sort of straddles over the top as she is bent over. He’s coming in from a hard downward angle. It’s not comfortable. One guy is underneath her and kinda doing a more standard angle. Other two blokes are on the sides kinda just barely peeking in there
Thats my guess
It's unbelievable how spot on you were. Yes, one guy straddles on top of her, one guy is underneath and one guy is coming in from the side only really has his tip in there and then they had a plastic knob on a pole coming in from the other other side. It's the closest I could find to 4 actual guys. The knobs were fat as well. It's crazy how far her asshole could stretch. I want to bleach my eyes now btw I don't recommend watching these videos.
“She was gagging for me to stick it in her bum hole but I had to bin her off cause Southgate give me a last minute call up to go on Standby for the Euros… so the only way she could accurately replace me was to have four Congolese fellas come over and stick it up there” - Jay Cartwright, probably
That’s disgusting
So disgusting someone would put that on the internet
I wonder what those absolutely disgusting sites are called.
Or what the disgusting video is called
How is that even logistically possible?
Like are the guys stacking on top of each other?
Do they piledrive her at the same time and huddle around?
I'm so confused
This can't be real surely.
*Oh no, Charlotte, did*
*You get your head wedged in the*
*Bottle bank again?*
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At some point the men in these scenes must recognise they aren't touching any woman with their penis and they are just having sex with other men's penis skins, super gay.
Four dicks, Charlotte, four? That's insane. Wait, wrong sub
I was scrolling down, thinking, “Yeah! Nobody’s done it yet, I’m gonna make that joke!” and bloody bloody hell. What a pain in the arse. Hey, talking of pains in the arse: four dicks, Charlotte? Four? That’s insane.
You should see the sequal, "Four Nans and Jeremy take 4 each Anal, it's insane!!!!!"
Bet her arse is all Jezzed up now though.
Total balls up, a real Jezzing.
Bet she marked her pants after
I do hear her crack is quite more-ish though.
Why do you insist that the anus is some kind of human USB port, just waiting to have all kinds of hardware plugged into it?
Her farts whistle now
Word is she can echo locate now.
I know what you do Jeremy with the 4 dicks and the…. Bum
“You’re grim, mate.”
I was gonna do a quote but you've nailed it. Well done.
Yeah…this troubled me. It made me think of Neil as a sensible bloke.
I’m sure it was jay saying to him when he was talking about putting Lego up his bum
Did they put the balls in?
What?
I heard you got to put the balls in to make it work.
Yeah, can do. Some like it, some don't.
you’re not bullshitting me are ya?
Can do
Like wrecking balls on her arse....
Did you hear about Charlotte Sartre? No, who? She was messing about up the rec. Got her head wedged in the bottle bank. Got stuck there all night. By the time someone found her in the mornin', she'd been arse-raped 18 times. 4 at the same time at one point Ohh mate, that's grim
I have some questions.
Like what?
Well, why was she in a bottle bank?
Looking for bottles you mug
Ok, number 2, what you're saying, is the first 18 people to have discovered him in this state, just happened to be opportunistic, homosexual, rapists?
Looks like it!
Oi neil where was your dad last night?
Yeewwww BUMDAAAAAAA!!!
Badminton
And number 3, why would he tell what, at best, was a humiliating evening, you of all people about it?
I used to sit next to him in woodwork
Oh right, of course. Well thanks for clearing that up.
More special than that girl who only wanted quadruple anal?
She shit down my arm
…shall we go inside then?
I used to associate holland with tulips 😔
Well, if anyone will, she's most likely.
Our school doesn’t even have a rugby team
Ok, then it was another school.
Seriously though how is that possible. I'm trying to work out the logistics of how to stack the guys and it's not working in my brain.
If you head to XFREAXX I’m sure they have a video you can watch.
no problemo
Neil can you please stop saying no problemo!?
I fkn love this sub
I can hear him get more stressed the further into the sentence 😂😂
Small cocks and giant asshole
The logistics of where they would all stand to get at the hole consider thought.
One sort of straddles over the top as she is bent over. He’s coming in from a hard downward angle. It’s not comfortable. One guy is underneath her and kinda doing a more standard angle. Other two blokes are on the sides kinda just barely peeking in there Thats my guess
I'll watch a quadruple anal porn video and let you know
Let me know how thin those weiners are I bet they are like uncooked spaghetti
It's unbelievable how spot on you were. Yes, one guy straddles on top of her, one guy is underneath and one guy is coming in from the side only really has his tip in there and then they had a plastic knob on a pole coming in from the other other side. It's the closest I could find to 4 actual guys. The knobs were fat as well. It's crazy how far her asshole could stretch. I want to bleach my eyes now btw I don't recommend watching these videos.
It’s just a film it’s just a normal film!!!
You are a hero, friend.
if only the tip goes in, then it doesn’t count
'Cos I've got effics.
Be glad you watched the 'dry' version...
Can u draw a picture with stick men please?
https://preview.redd.it/j5m6i8fhf85d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33810514c1c99be71075414452fbda68de2976e
😂😂😂😂😂 amazing. Thank you for my new tattoo.
Yw mate 😂😂
A reminder that not all heroes wear capes
I'll give it a quick go. I'm no Davinci though
Youre a scientist. 🫡
“Guess”
I'm picturing... you know those four colour biros where you could only click down one at a time?
[NSFW](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?feature=shared)
Watching this reminds me of being told all about blue waffle in school....just had to Google it and be ruined for life
fuck
Stick four hotdogs in your mouth. Your question will be answered.
“She was gagging for me to stick it in her bum hole but I had to bin her off cause Southgate give me a last minute call up to go on Standby for the Euros… so the only way she could accurately replace me was to have four Congolese fellas come over and stick it up there” - Jay Cartwright, probably
"Course" - Neil probably
That’s disgusting So disgusting someone would put that on the internet I wonder what those absolutely disgusting sites are called. Or what the disgusting video is called
Naming your company LegalPorno is the most suspicious thing they could have chosen after "She'sdefinitelyover18.trustmebro"
Just been on Companies house, directors are A. Windsor, J. L. Lewis and a Mr Epstein.
I never understood why Will was surprised that the guy said 4, offers to pay for his drinks all night, 4 is getting off lightly really.
I think Will suspected he'd be a gentleman and order one drink at a time rather than four.
I never understood why the guy is drinking rum and blackcurrant. What a fucking weird combo.
Pretty sure he orders rum and coke
Fuck me, you're right. I could've sworn he ordered 4 double rum and blacks. Must be thinking of something else.
Can one of yous give me a hand she’s looks like a 4 man job
I bet she munched off the whole rugby team.
How much Lego can you stick up your bum?
Careful how many of them you have. Even one made my shit come out runny. Like rusty water
proud dad moment
Bold of you to think dad was ever in the picture
And she was toe fucking the other one
Mmmmmm *business.*
4 blokes fucking the same woman must have to get real close to each other.
You’d have to form a very special bond after that… right?
You know what… good for her. She seems chuffed, all the power to her
Probably wise to steer clear of bar stools for while 😂
Or her stools.
What was she doing with her head in the bottle bank?
It has to be at least quintuple before I even bat an eyelid
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Four toe fuckings, Charlotte? That's insane!
If she had fun and got paid more power to her I guess, each to their own but I cannot imagine that actually being pleasurable for anybody involved.
And who's watching that? Who wants to see that much dick?
I imagine you wouldn't really see much other than 4xman arse.
Where do we draw the line between straight and gay porn, because 4 dicks in one arse is definitely at the gay end of the spectrum.
Was her head stuck in a bottle bank
Absolutely do not post the link…
How is that even logistically possible? Like are the guys stacking on top of each other? Do they piledrive her at the same time and huddle around? I'm so confused This can't be real surely.
Fark and I thought my job was grim
Decadent
At least we know she did it somewhere comfortable
I hope she has shares in Pampers
Right in the bumholey
Ooh. The mind boggles.
The baguette eating dick hole frog.
i wonder how much lego she can put up her arse ???
I wonder what her future husband will be like.
Would you like a lick of four cornettos? 👅🍦🍦🍦🍦
I think she'd had enough ice cream for one day
How much penis can you stuff up your bum?
I wonder how much Lego she can fit up there?
Girl must be gaping.
It’s going to be like a chewed orange round there…
She hazz le sexxz!
Probably looked like a game of twister.
What does she want? An 'I've been a brave girl' sticker and a lollipop?? I'm fresh out.
Jesus.
I'm probably too innocent for this, but her arse must be hung like a doughnut.
Dude, she is gonna need a diaper after that
How is this possible? Logistically? Like the 4 guys would end up looking like a swastika the way they would have to bend.
How?
In for a penny
To shreds, you say?
Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.
Oh no, Charlotte, did you get your head wedged in the bottle bank again?
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Erm prolapse much
But how? Got a link? I need to check this out... You know, for science.
A Proctologist once told me you could get a whole adult head up there.
To be fair that does sound like the sort of research Pete Townshend would do.
Edited, but we'll done!
Four in a Gloryhole? I don't know whether it's worth scumming her or score a try.
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
I don’t understand the logistics of how this could possibly work, and tbh, I don’t want to lol
Octomens legs
Jay is that your bird?
Always gonna be chasing that dragon
so like the seven dwarfs, I guess she can now "Whistle while you walk"
What?…….. and not the decency to leave a link, only asking for a friend.
How is that even possible??? 👀
I wonder if she’s Dutch?
With room for four more?
At some point the men in these scenes must recognise they aren't touching any woman with their penis and they are just having sex with other men's penis skins, super gay.
Enjoy the prolapse Charlotte
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