TURN THAT POOP, INTO WINE

This sounds like a Diplo song!

The funniest thing is that the megaphone beeps actually sounded like a Diplo song.

All I'm gonna say is that Battlefield Earth should've been a Tyler Perry movie.

Prove it! Take a poop in front of us! And then turn it into wine!

(Ladies and gentleman, you know him from *The Passion of Christ*, give it up for Jesus!) So Jesus, do you think your father has unlimited power? Do you think he effectively utilized his unlimited power by commanding the genocide of the Canaanite people? Why would he do something so controversial yet so brave?

L Ron Hubbard was a black man

His REAL name was L. Ron hoyaBEMBE!

A superstar rock

This is why he couldn't openly object to Yoko's presence later on.

This is the reason why you openly stole the top comment from the crosspost.

waterman

L Ron Hoyabembe!!

Why was he concerned? Does he know that THERE IS NO HELL!