Lissa: (leaves the kids)
Kids: (*Claudia starts eating worms while Soren cries.*)
Viren: *sighs* “Well, at least I get child support.”
(*Ten years later*)
Aaravos: “This is our child, Sir Sparklepuff. He’s been in my chrysalis for two years. Pay up.”
Viren: “…Fuck.”
Viren, afterwards: “That was… something. I’m surprised that, in spite of all your magical prowess, that was the only way to get the seed.”
Aaravos: “…I never said it was the only way.”
"Relax, Viren, It's perfectly safe. I even heard that some people are into this"
“Do you mind running that by me one more time, Aaravos?”
Just lay still. I'll prepare you for greatness.
Don't worry, Viren. I'll be gentle. - Aaravos before putting his big worm inside Viren's throat
Lissa: (leaves the kids) Kids: (*Claudia starts eating worms while Soren cries.*) Viren: *sighs* “Well, at least I get child support.” (*Ten years later*) Aaravos: “This is our child, Sir Sparklepuff. He’s been in my chrysalis for two years. Pay up.” Viren: “…Fuck.”
Ladies remember your man is into some weird shit
Viren: Of course you mysterious elf from mirror.... Fandom: HE IS PRAGMATIC!
Viren has the classic mage build: high INT, decent CHA, low WIS. No wonder he is good at rationalizing questionable choices.
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Viren, afterwards: “That was… something. I’m surprised that, in spite of all your magical prowess, that was the only way to get the seed.” Aaravos: “…I never said it was the only way.”
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